Fujiyama! Geisha! Sushi! Tempura!

I AM OTAKU HELLO

BAKA HENTAI NARUTO

Boobs

REH-SOO-TOH-RAHN WA DOH-KOH DEY-SOO-KAH?

romanji

DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUU

WATASHI WA
ANATA WA

Watashi wa nihon hajimete desu
Ginza tottemo san desu good!
Japeen no lady josei minna utamaro desu!
Yoshiwara tottemo san desu good!

A'ha a'ha sora wo koete a'ha a'ha umi wo koete
A'ha a'ha oka wo koete ikeba gaijin
Gatchoo getchoomen

Eebibadi samurai sushi geisha!
Biyuuteihoo fujiyama ha! ha! ha!
Konichiwa sayonara kore ikura!
Kamikaze harakiri ha! ha! ha!

Kakejiku suki deth miso suupu
Kyamera wa daijobu san desu good!
Ocha sake hiroshima nara kyoto
Desukoja gyaru ni mooten deth guutto!

A'ha a'ha niji wo koete a'ha a'ha yoru wo koete
A'ha a'ha jisa wo koete bokete nebokete getchoome

are you jealous because Gaijin have bigger penis?

jk

>>10

im joking :), i.e messing around, its a joke!

ninjitsu

Herro! we gong to store to findering tha hut pura.

I are's speaken engrish.

KO RE WAH YA MA NO TE SEN DESS U KAH?

Somehow, I feel that a lot of the posters in this thread are English speakers mocking their own kind.

>>14
SOH DEHS. SIGH-KYO-SEHN DEHS.

I like Japanese culture. Especially Naruto!

kawaii desu ne

BEEKON EGGU DABURU BAAGAA

GAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KOMUGIKO KA NANIKA DA
SHINBASHI!

Roppongi onna suki!

nekomimi mode

kawaii desu ne ^_______^

anata no baka!

watashi wa mahou shoujou ^___________^

WAH TAH SHI WAH BAKA GAIJIN DESS (^ｖ^)

SUGOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!

>>15 iiiie iiie you are mistaken des^__________^

that is sooo kawaii!! kakkoi nee!!@

kore chauchau chau? chauchau! kore chauchau chaunchau

KISAMA WA CHIBI GUNDAM DESS

wah tah shii was moto chibi gundam dess

watashiwa oppai no arimasen, soudesu ne ...aaaaaa

are you jealous because Gaijin have bigger penis?

jk

先輩、いったい　です！

Oh and thread jack, lets mimick annoying Japanese foreigners.

おじさん。あなた　の　くるま　は　やすい　です。

What the hell kind of gaijin are you people trying to mimic? You people sound like fucking 12 year olds, not people who are having trouble studying Japanese. Just becuase of this, I'm going to laugh my ass off when I see some Jap trying to speak English.

>>36 failed to observe that most of the replies were made by not-japanese

> 先輩、いったい　です！

This line sounds very ecchi to me.

> おじさん。あなた　の　くるま　は　やすい　です。

I don't get it... is this a stereotype or something?

>>39
Probably the "ojisan" part. I thought it would be funny to trash talk your car though....

>>38
So you understand, the point it is....

あああああ

まーま−まー
おっとっとっと！
まーまーまー
おっとっとっと！

Itch! Knee! Sand! Sea!
http://www.genkienglish.net/genkijapan/learnjapanesenumbers.htm

Don't touch my moustache!

DIE JOB DEATH CAR?

DO MORE SWIM A SEND. (I'm sorry.)

>>45: Is that supposed to be 大丈夫か?

>>47
「大丈夫ですか」だろ

Damn J-pop/rock Nazis!!!11!

>>43
すごい！

seinen

nyan nyan bento box kawaii ne bento nyan nyan watashi onee-chan desu nyan nyan kawaii kissu desu

>>45
THの発音はFの発音の方に近い

Full it care, cow was to become Ms.Note

DO MO' AIR I GOT OH

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私は勉強日本語綱島です。

>>54
I can't figure out what that is!

sow ray war wurcurrymahsein

>58

http://haiku.cc.ehime-u.ac.jp/~shiki/Pleasure_of_Haiku.html
Furuikeya Kawazu tobikomu Mizuno oto

>>59

I remember looking at that page when I was doing a report on types of poetry in 7th grade... I don't know what that has to do with anything.

>>44

（ ＾ω＾） chu chu rocket
（ ＾ω＾） neko wa kowai ♪

（ ＾ω＾）bishie glomp wai

Hello Japanese! I am happy Yankee!

DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA
OH NOES! I PWNED ISRAELI RESTAURANT WITH MY BOMB! HOORAY FOR ISLAM!
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アイエムロリコンです

Boooooo creepy foot doctor...HOORAY, BEER!

I'll use my credit card.

Do you have anything cooked?

atashi wa otoko desu yo ne

points to gaijin t-shirt in kanji

Wanna smell my feet?

Do you have any non-dairy creamer?

>>53 no it's not

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I'm eating at a restaurant.

AA-CHOO!!

なぜじゃ？

When I hear the sound "AA-CHOO!!",automatically I remmember
Blues Lee (I don't know whether this spelling is correct or not) who was the hero when I was small.

The worst thing I've ever seen was "WATASHI AI ANATA"...I laughed so much at that one, because it is so wrong in so many ways.

Also the whole "fuck america, i want to move to japan and teach english and i can watch anime all the time, ne?" type of people...silly beikokujin.

>>85

But I'm a baka igirisujin who wants to do that, is that ok? ;_;

I want to learn Japanese thoroughly, move to Japan and, well, write! :3

>>1

Ha ha! Well said!
To be honest, I'm actually gaijin.
But unlike most loser Wapanese, I have actually set
foot in Japan.
I can speak Japanese.
I don't watch kids cartoons.
But then, I'm not an American either.

>>88

gb2/corea/

Dudes, let'm dream.. I think it's good that a country in the east is so popular for western kids.

I guess im one of those whom never been there (in Japan that is), but i would like to. The thing is im not that much inte Anime and shit but i would like to go there becouse it's an outher culture. anyone know anything about the street culture there btw? is there any punx there? :)

/Pierre, /North of Sweden :)

yeah one more thing, that gajin thing, isent that kinda nazi like?

一人一殺

>>91
It's not nazi-like at all.

Japanese just don't like seeing loser Americans
stereotyping them.

"Oh, I'll go to Japan. Everyone loves anime there! And I love
Japanese girls! Even though I've never met one! Oh, and Naruto! Desu! Desu! Desu! Dattebayo! I can type romaji!"

I mean, seriously.

If you're treated like a geek in the US, you'll be treated as such
in Japan.

Americans do often stereotype people from countries such as Japan, since most Americans are close minded and do not take the time to really learn about a countries culture.

However, there are decent people in America.

I know some good people there, who do not love Japan for the wrong reasons like the whole "OH MY GOD ANIME" reason.

In fact, I know some people who really read about the history and love the country for many other reasons.

So in saying this, what i'm trying to get at, is that not all Americans who love Japan are losers.

oh my gawd! did you seriously post your email, >>94-san? That's a little bit ballsy, if you ask me.

I would seriously like to try staying in Japan sometime, though, and considering I've never been into anime I must not be too much of a loser. Then again...I post here. What does that say? I might be ... OTAKU! Nooooooooo! I've said the "O" word.

why is it ballsy? lol

>>87 I wanna learn the language, but to sing ... like BoA! I wonder if I have much of chance though. Probably not. But I have these crazy big dreams and if I'm doing what I love, then I feel happy!

You're gonna get spammed, >>94.

Ah, I see...
Oh well, I guess i'll have to face it, right? :D

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