Let's mimic annoying GAIJIN! (194)

1 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-12-22 03:48 ID:mSiIO35n

Fujiyama! Geisha! Sushi! Tempura!

94 名前: ノブ : 2006-12-24 02:18 ID:/igwto/W

Americans do often stereotype people from countries such as Japan, since most Americans are close minded and do not take the time to really learn about a countries culture.

However, there are decent people in America.

I know some good people there, who do not love Japan for the wrong reasons like the whole "OH MY GOD ANIME" reason.

In fact, I know some people who really read about the history and love the country for many other reasons.

So in saying this, what i'm trying to get at, is that not all Americans who love Japan are losers.

95 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2006-12-26 05:19 ID:zQn4yMTr

oh my gawd! did you seriously post your email, >>94-san? That's a little bit ballsy, if you ask me.

I would seriously like to try staying in Japan sometime, though, and considering I've never been into anime I must not be too much of a loser. Then again...I post here. What does that say? I might be ... OTAKU! Nooooooooo! I've said the "O" word.

96 名前: ノブ : 2006-12-26 20:01 ID:/igwto/W

why is it ballsy? lol

97 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2006-12-27 01:49 ID:Heaven

>>87 I wanna learn the language, but to sing ... like BoA! I wonder if I have much of chance though. Probably not. But I have these crazy big dreams and if I'm doing what I love, then I feel happy!

98 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2006-12-30 09:22 ID:Heaven

You're gonna get spammed, >>94.

99 名前: ノブ : 2006-12-30 19:23 ID:/igwto/W

Ah, I see...
Oh well, I guess i'll have to face it, right? :D

100 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2006-12-30 19:56 ID:akJzXNgI

100GET

101 名前: ノブ : 2006-12-30 21:47 ID:/igwto/W

[that didnt come out right at 99, i maant that I had'nt thought of getting spammed]

102 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2006-12-31 09:34 ID:Heaven

Foreign devils!!

103 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-01-08 19:04 ID:Apenilta

Lol Japan.

I am studying Japanese, I'm 14, and when I go into high school, I will have all my language credits. My grammar is good, but I need to work on my vocabulary....And Kanji...

104 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-01-09 11:30 ID:/MLaRQ6u

>>84

LOL. It is "Bruce Lee." But you made me laugh because I was reminded of the part in Azumanga Daioh where Osaka asks if "Bruce Lee" is "Blue Three."

105 名前: 84 : 2007-01-09 13:08 ID:wBhd4F9G

I once talked with a Canadian in IRC2ch,who likes reading Azumanga Daioh.

106 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-12 12:40 ID:K8nYvjEb

です。

107 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-12 14:07 ID:Heaven

>>105
I think I might know who you're talking about.

108 名前: 107 : 2008-01-12 14:09 ID:Heaven

Holy crap, that post was like a year old. Nevermind.

109 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-12 19:09 ID:Heaven

110 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-13 04:37 ID:8fs5O/sh

Hairyjewkoo!

111 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-13 18:25 ID:Uy0X7tWM

101GET

112 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-15 03:59 ID:OtIIHLAM

"Konnichiwa minna-san, Emiri desu."

if you don't get it, don't make yourself suffer the horror of finding out.

113 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-16 04:01 ID:Heaven

If only 外人 could realize that Japanese is tough, both the language and the culture...

114 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-17 03:59 ID:0UM1fdvR

外人。。。are all foreigners considered gaijin even if they do not fit the above criteria?
because there are probably some that are not anime loving... people who don’t know what they are talking about. though that is most of the population. 

115 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-17 04:03 ID:Heaven

ばかばなし、、、このスレ

116 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-17 04:46 ID:Heaven

I think you should do them the respect of taking all gaijin on a case-by-case basis. Although a quick questionnaire should be able to filter out the worst of them.

117 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-18 07:55 ID:UyKHIr5Y

lol, i wanna move to Japan it'll be great there I read online you can just watch animes all day and not have to do anything else~!!! My fav pokemon is Scyther, but they probably say Sukaiser there because Japan is all zany liek that~!!! i heard they all like Naruto and Seeraamuun too~!!! i wonder if any of them will know what the writing on my "baka gaijin" t-shitr means~!!!!!

Bye bye~!!!!

desu~

118 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-18 08:45 ID:Q6PjY1iJ

>>117
荒し

119 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-18 10:40 ID:ZsyZlrsD

tt

120 名前: フェンリル : 2008-01-18 14:10 ID:jWRxJBdF

(* 'ω '*)ちんちんちんぽっぽ

121 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-21 09:46 ID:Heaven

>>117

いったいだ。

122 あぼーん

123 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-30 08:42 ID:2BxSy3pf

>>112
die now lol

124 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-30 15:09 ID:ZL8cz3Mm

>>120
フwwwェwwwwンwwwwwwリwwwwルww

125 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-02-02 00:12 ID:yNvWdPZ5

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

126 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-02-03 07:47 ID:Heaven

>>125
English, please.

127 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-02-03 21:12 ID:PIR2yTe5

I buy pocky and then i eat them while talking to you.

128 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-02-04 01:31 ID:Oc6siFG5

>>112
貴様、万が一にでも加藤英美里様を愚弄してるのではなかろうな、
念のために訊いておくが。

129 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-02-08 17:41 ID:53f0erOo

>>125
Incredible. Tell me, how large is you naruto headband collection?

130 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-02-09 06:06 ID:wtLaVamP

>>125
Wow, old copypasta. Is that you, Katie?

>>129
OH GOD I KNOW SOME GUY WHO WEARS ONE OF THOSE EVERYWHERE.

131 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-02-12 03:34 ID:Ol08AxFe

>>129
The next person I see wearing one of those will be beaten severely. Naruto is a pile of feces dressed up with some colour and sucked up by twelve-year-olds and weaboos.

Here's an imitation of a smart gaijin:
"I will make an honest attempt at correctly learning the Japanese language and culture. I shall do my best, though. I realize I am not Japanese. Please feel free to correct me if I make any mistakes."

Too bad we won't see the next one for about seventy years.

132 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-02-12 17:27 ID:ZLVDS7Av

>>131
Japanese culture is pretty diverse, not EVERYTHING about it is interesting. It's like wanting to learn every minute aspect of culture in the UK, some of it is going to put you to sleep. Choose a niche, and run with it.

133 名前: An0n : 2008-02-12 17:46 ID:VmhL3znu

Bakas wearing Naruto ANYTHING should be executed, publically, with Rosie O' Donnells ass crack. On second, for the love of god not publically.

134 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-02-13 14:24 ID:Heaven

>>133
Not even Hitler deserves Rosie O' Donnell.

How about Roseanne instead? At least she can sing.

135 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-02-15 03:18 ID:6TSHPjBw

Its Hilarious how everyone in here replying aren't 日本人 at all.

136 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-02-15 03:19 ID:6TSHPjBw

Its Hilarious how everyone in here replying aren't 日本人 at all.

137 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-02-15 03:19 ID:6TSHPjBw

>>136 Don't spam please.

138 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-02-15 03:20 ID:6TSHPjBw

>>137Sorry.

139 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-02-15 14:21 ID:yC3xp469

HELLO JAPANESE
I AM HAPPY YANKEE

140 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-02-16 08:19 ID:Heaven

>>139
Hi,metabolic syndrome

141 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-03-19 02:10 ID:NTuFqfhd

142 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-03-20 15:19 ID:Heaven

desu desu desu

143 あぼーん

144 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-04-05 08:37 ID:d9j05r0i

Hello I'm Mr. Japanophile. I'm Actually Studying Japanese Intensively For So To Say Aproximately Already 5 Years Or So, Please and I Would Like To Ask You Respect My Opinion Because I'm Educated Stupid. If You Reply To My Post Please Start Sentences (Or Even Words, Depending On How Educated You Are) With Capital Letters. I'm Going Back To Reading 「走れメロス」With A Serious Face (And Using An Online Translator). Please Make Me A Moderator Here, I Want To Ban People Who Disagree With What I Say And Don't Respect Me.

145 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-04-05 10:54 ID:Heaven

>>144
You are only supposed capitalize Nouns, Fool.

146 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-04-05 14:04 ID:d9j05r0i

>>145
Hey, My Colleges Engineers At The University (More Than 7 Years Of Experience) All Write Like This. Who Are You To Point Out My Mistakes? Where Do You Study? I am actually With Most Certainuality at 東京東海大学. Argue With Others When You're Someone, Dear Sir From The Other Post. Kids Of Today, No Fucking Respect For Scientific Research.

147 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-04-06 16:31 ID:5vcQtmbl

Hey, 東京東海大学 is a fictional university which is famous for Himonya Jun. How come you know the name?!

148 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-04-10 19:21 ID:I4t9F2IK

when i go to japan all the girls will like me because i watch naruto

149 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-04-11 21:06 ID:eDzZid8F

I love Japanese culture so much I must have been japanese in a past life time!

150 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-04-11 21:21 ID:CS0R/ORj

>>149
You won. I raged.

151 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-04-13 16:26 ID:IGofnALn

THIS IS ARE COUNTRY

152 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-04-22 10:50 ID:bsR3UJw+

鬼畜外人!!

153 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-04-22 12:11 ID:BMGpByRr

Heh. The American is amused. Capitalize beginnings of sentences and proper nouns (country names, companies, people names, and the like).

And Naruto fan, I sure hope you say it Naa-ru-toh, not Nuh-roo-toh, or they'll all laugh in your face, lol.

Sorry, had to!

154 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-04-23 05:03 ID:Heaven

>>153
This aussie wombat is amused.

155 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-04-24 19:48 ID:yC3xp469

>>153
I pronounce it "nurupo."

156 名前: sonofagun : 2008-05-01 22:49 ID:rA7aWzlx

wea isu ji torain suteeshon
dairekushons puriisu

157 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-07-06 09:22 ID:5QI3dDur

日本人 "I go to Nova because I want to understand movies without subtitles"

I love Japan cos its more American than America!!! 50 plus years of US occupation has converted the whole country!!

158 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-07-08 20:02 ID:GOEKZ41H

ぬるぽ

159 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-07-09 12:41 ID:4NDL0OUc

Get out of my store. This is not a library. You pay 5 dolla or you get out. Fucking kids.

I am ha..ha.hha.haa.haaaa...haaahhahaaa havingu a goodo timemu.

You know where trains? Trains? Train?

Porkchopu?

160 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-07-31 16:01 ID:iAOVo/bt

>>129

Old copypasta is olllllld.

161 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-08-01 03:10 ID:Heaven

>>113

No it isn't.

162 名前: Kelley : 2008-08-27 20:33 ID:Ycr3jF9Y

i herd that weeaboos liek mudkips too much =/
anyone read encyclopedia dramatica on weeaboos? that is awesome.

163 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-11-03 07:45 ID:toRec2rL

>>157
True that

164 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-11-03 10:15 ID:Heaven

ナルーットがーだいすぅきーっでっすよねえ!!!わったしぃは日本にいーきーますっ!What do you mean you don't understand my accent?!?

165 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2009-01-09 16:03 ID:8vJDADWt

アイ ウィシュ ザット ユー ウォード シャット ザー ファック アップ!

166 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2009-01-16 10:30 ID:Heaven

>>158 ガッ!!

167 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2009-01-17 18:08 ID:Heaven

謝罪と賠償を(ry

168 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2009-01-18 07:00 ID:Heaven

169 名前: BL : 2009-02-23 05:22 ID:/HU8L2Dz

How about mimiking some annoying Japanese students;

"nothing special"
" i don't know"
"i have no opinion"
"we Japanese"
"safety country"
"eh toh...nandake...eh-to"

171 名前: デカイシンコ : 2010-03-26 01:38 ID:f+GU1z9Y

172 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2010-03-31 02:45 ID:bmcYLmjP

Learn a real language you pussies, like Korean.

173 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2010-04-03 09:52 ID:jKy4kOfQ

俺は日本。

174 名前: Scatterbrain : 2010-08-23 16:07 ID:vYyT7YEf

The situation here is so tense.

Well, i am learning Japanese slowly... everyone makes mystakes the first time they speak or write, you freakin' perfectionists

175 名前: シャドー震電 : 2010-08-25 15:15 ID:yk8UNMpK

THIS IS A PEN
これはペンです。

176 名前: Scatterbrain : 2010-08-25 15:53 ID:jLKv7QKt

>>175

And the appears the gaijin transcribing stuff: Kore wa penu desu xD

177 名前: シャドー震電 : 2010-08-25 16:07 ID:yk8UNMpK

>>176
君はJERKFACEだ。

178 名前: Scatterbrain : 2010-08-26 02:11 ID:oWjksX7i

>>177

Thanks, I really appreciate that, you know-it-all

179 名前: crawfish : 2010-08-31 04:40 ID:SAqmBz9d

want to test if I can post here

180 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2010-08-31 17:01 ID:P27WeSzn

>>179
ちゃんとできましたね

181 名前: Penis master : 2010-09-01 18:31 ID:RuvQHhjK

>>175
This is a pen. This IS a PEN. This PEN IS a pen. This PENIS! PENIS! BIG PENIS!

182 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2010-09-01 22:32 ID:KwODeSWe

>>181
見つけた!英語の本当な利用を見つけたぞ!全部がちんこについてだ! 文法とか単語とかそれぞれはちんこに戻る!愛している~

183 名前: Name : 2010-09-03 04:26 ID:Heaven

test test

184 名前: Name : 2010-09-03 04:35 ID:EbFCJkvu

sss

185 名前: Scatterbrain : 2010-09-03 06:32 ID:ybbFE5CZ

radio sound, radio sound

186 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2010-09-03 17:36 ID:An6iUVzx

dqn dqn lol

187 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2010-09-03 18:31 ID:t2xLJObR

(・ω・)フニ

188 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2010-09-08 23:24 ID:baMWYFaP

Hi us!

189 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2010-12-01 03:25 ID:Heaven

>>172
I prefer C++.

190 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2010-12-07 05:53 ID:xMNMzUch

ゲームお始める
途中から始める
最初から始める
続きから始める
CGモード
ゲームお終了

191 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2010-12-07 17:28 ID:ljsH9+cn

>>190
ゲームお始める
途中から始める
最初から始める
続きから始める
CGモード
→ゲームお終了

192 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2010-12-12 18:28 ID:OZCQNgt8

俺、日本語をアニメから身につけただってばよー!

193 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2010-12-14 12:50 ID:hvjmWH2W

Kanjitte,nanda? OrenoKyoukashoniwanainda,sore.

194 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2010-12-19 00:38 ID:g25UGscV

>>188
baM FaP
best ID ever

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