Best Comebacks (20)

1 Name: asdf : 2006-11-15 16:58 ID:VuTGn3w7

? alittle help here

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-15 17:44 ID:QFGaF951

Your mom's ears are so low, they touch the ground.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-15 21:25 ID:/DbRmT13

your mom's so fat she died

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-15 23:58 ID:R/L34EI4

your mom's so fat, when the house caught on fire she got stuck in the doorway and burned alive, smoking and screaming.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-16 00:08 ID:pQsI/vki

Shut your cramhole!

6 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-16 00:40 ID:/DbRmT13

your mums so fat that when people see her they say "hey, you're fat!" and shes like " i know" and they're like "ok"

7 Name: Anonymous tyu : 2006-11-16 04:32 ID:pQsI/vki

wat r these? Mama stupid jokes

8 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-16 10:42 ID:Heaven

I hear disco is making a comeback. True story.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-26 07:50 ID:nj/OWiwb

>>8
That's not funny (he he)

10 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-07 08:33 ID:dnf4b8QC

jerk store?

11 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-07 18:27 ID:2ab1nZKF

double nigger jew

12 Name: PK : 2008-07-08 05:00 ID:tp55dTEH

"At your age, you're making such childish insults? Haha!"

13 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-08 10:10 ID:4GbFm23h

Here's a classic:

"I'm rubber and you're glue: whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."

-Try it on friends!
-Try it on classmates!
-Impress coworkers!

14 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-08 11:33 ID:qyUGg1t8

Play the Monkey Island games and learn to make rhyming comebacks; keep up with the rythm and humiliate your opponents!

15 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-09 10:32 ID:J3EygOGM

>>13
"MIRROR!"

16 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-10 17:18 ID:V+aZ87oH

cockpunch

17 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-10 20:09 ID:BXyAZkZK

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will hurt forever...

Oh, wait

18 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-10 20:32 ID:y0pK3ytg

cockbite

19 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-22 09:23 ID:R1GFfXRy

"It's amazing how every time you open your mouth, you prove you're an IDIOT!" - Vegeta, DBZ

20 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-29 08:59 ID:Tgit3uxL

>>6 HAHAHA i love it.

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