seriously , i, always, fart in school !! this problem already bothered me about two years. one year ago , when i was hungry my stomach would make out some fucking sound which is really simlarly to the fart sound. ok then this year i solved it by eating the snack in all the recess time ( this! spent me a ton a ton of money and a lot of time to interact with my classmates ...i will eat the food oneself lonely ) well...no problem is there now ? no ! in the present , i changed to always fart !!! this one is worse , especially in the still time in classroom ( reading time, teacher without speaking ,etc.) i hate it very much what can i do
You're probably eating stuff that makes alot of gasses in your stomache. Try making a packed lunch instead of eating 'snacks'. Try like.. a ham sandwich or something savory.
Cant you hold them in untill you get home?
i fart a lot too, and whats worse is i dirty my pants every time i fart.
maybe you're eating too much or too fast?
see your doctor. Too much gas is unnatural. I also found that older people cannot hold it in.. it's because they have less control over their bowel. Maybe you have that problem.
well...actually this is the main problem makes me don't dare to interact with the girls , when i get close to them i will start thinking all about " don't fart omg i am going to fart , etc " m...it's a metal problem i know. when together with boys i do not get this problem lol
You need to see a doctor here. No kind of e-magic ain't gonna help you here.
LMAO
stick ur finger into ur ass while u interacting with girls
>>9
and these 9 pple are us posting shit in this thread, right?
do not feed the troll
the truth is fart man don't have an ass, he is too afraid to have one.
oh seriously, i have to consult with a dictor ?
Stimulant drugs like adderal and riddlen can cause the body's processes to speed up and can be responsible for more frequent farting. If you are taking a stimulant drug and farting is that big of a problem for you, maybe you should reconsider taking them.
Seriously, this thread is a fuckin waste of board space. Go and troll in DQN or internet addicts.
>>18
no, its not. farts is such a big issue that the term "fart" is even used for a part of a persons name.