Ok, my room mate has this mexican friend and he keeps raiding the fridge and stealing my food.
How did fuck you stop a mexican from raiding your fridge.
communication is not an option because obviously he's a mexican.
Get a little bar fridge.
Lock it.
Worked when I was sharing a house with a druggie workmate.
> How do you stop [anyone] from raiding your fridge?
Laxatives.
Kill it.
do you mean that communication is not an option because of language? just tell your roomate and thats all. lol
I think it's obvious u should lace it with poison and watch the for the funny reaction when u see that u accidently kiled your roomate.. Ha ha ha... good times good times ;)
killed^
Simple. Put a fat dead rat on a plate and put it the fridge. Remove everything else from the fridge. Do not refill for a week - eat out. It helps if there's some worms on the rat as well. You see... nobody fucks with a psycho, ok? No matter what language they speak.
> Put a fat dead rat on a plate and put it the fridge.
...?
> mexican
lawl
>>9 O_o" ... rofl! Now either I have a sick brain or that was intended :)
>>12 Ok, ok... I had a bad day when I wrote that lol sorry
yeah, >>3 is right.
just don't go overboard with how much you use
confront him and yell: "Lárgate a la chingada cabrón!"
or "Deja de comerete mi pinche comida pendejo!"
Roughly translated it's: "get the fuck out jerk/a-hole!"
and "Stop eating my fucking food jerk/a-hole!"
alternatively, only put beans on your fridge, he'll get the message.
unles he's a cholo...
>>18
Are you crazy? I still have mental scars from the last time i googled a spanish slang word i didn't know. >_<
>>19 a cholo is like a mexican gangsta.. from what ive seen in OZ anyway lol, damn thats a great show
Reminds me of the guy who found his food missing but didn't know who. He solved it by putting steak and cheese behind the refridgerator for a week before putting it back in the fridge marked "DO NOT STEAL".
Sure enough it disappeared, and he just watched to see who had food poisoning the next day.
Write on your food "Property of INS"