i have a problem.
when i take a dump it gives me a boner.
so every time i defecate, i fap too.
odd as i am, you could probably guess that my fapping is a bit unusual also.
i like to swallow my cum.
i'm not gay, but i love my own juice.
problem is, it gives my the runs, almost immediately.
sometimes i am on the toilet for very long streches of time.