I need a resume. (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-08 21:56 ID:z8kbLTwA

Okay guys, I've never done ANYTHING with my life. No extracurriculars activities, no past job experience, NOTHING. Just give me a resume that I can use for myself that has all the general bullshit on it and makes me look professional. I need one fast for my first job.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-08 22:19 ID:W55JjLs6

Suicide

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-09 03:14 ID:64jV7fnB

>>1

Dude, just lie. Half of my last resume was totally made up bullshit and now I have a $76k/year job. Sad part is I hate my job.

Just Lie and when you have a job, you'll feel better you did.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-09 10:22 ID:J4faM1Wy

Everyone has extra-curricular activities. Did you do anything outside of high school? If so, then you have an extra-curricular. If not, go and volunteer at a charity shop, then lie about how long you've been do it on your CV.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-09 10:22 ID:J4faM1Wy

Everyone has extra-curricular activities. Did you do anything outside of high school? If so, then you have an extra-curricular. If not, go and volunteer at a charity shop, then lie about how long you've been do it on your CV.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-10 17:26 ID:QZx9gXR0

ANONYMOUS
Address Unknown
Contact Unknown

Job Objective:
Professional Employment

Work Experience:
Nothing

Education:
Unknown

Profile:
-Laziness
-Plagiarism
-Possible illiteracy
-General refusal to work for even one hour on a resume in order to gain general employment
-Unemployable slob

7 Name: Lucas-kun : 2008-07-10 18:13 ID:Heaven

Be sure to copy down >>6's post as diligently as you can. Write it all on top-quality toilet paper.

8 Name: MasterKitty : 2008-07-13 18:04 ID:yM7ddC6s

go to Monster.com. Make a profile and use it as a resume. make sure to list your personal skills and volunteer work and such.

If you have trouble getting a job, get an internship for a while. An office internship will make you very hireable in 3 months. volunteer work and community service helps out too.

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