Let's ask god! (46)

1 Name: Homo uh-wat??? : 2008-07-31 19:57 ID:yL7Y9i+6

Ok, just imagine we all died and we manage to see him and able to ask questions at him, what question you all would like to give?

Oh yeah, this thread is free for all, atheist or not is ok. Just say it! XD

(Just got this freaking idea when I was thinking alone XD)

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-31 19:59 ID:wfQlSvxg

will /YOU/ be my friend? ;_;

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-31 20:16 ID:LkOK+vxH

"Do you know why you exist?"

He's gonna be like: "...nah, next question."

4 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-31 21:44 ID:Heaven

'sup dawg?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-01 02:52 ID:+p20L/0/

What was Peter Parker aka Spiderman like???!! XD

6 Name: !LMRJEAzFyc : 2008-08-01 04:16 ID:Heaven

>>5
LOL...why spderman?? XD

7 Name: !LMRJEAzFyc : 2008-08-01 04:16 ID:Heaven

>>5
LOL...why spiderman?? XD

8 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-01 04:18 ID:yL7Y9i+6

>>3
WWWWWWWWWWWWW

9 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-01 16:16 ID:+p20L/0/

>>5>>6 Dude he met spiderman in one of the last issues!!XD

10 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-01 17:48 ID:Heaven

11 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-01 19:15 ID:Heaven

O Lord, I pray, would that ye smite, with thy awesome vengeance, those who would employ 'XD' on yonder plain of digital existence?

12 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-02 05:16 ID:uOj6z6pz

"If, at any time, you could stop existing and make it so that you never had existed, could you?"

13 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-03 08:10 ID:AEL5t9Jm

"Dad, can I borrow the car keys?"

14 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-03 15:44 ID:GiTBn+J3

>>12
Most likely he will say " Yes, if you kill me first"

>>13
Wat??? Are you Jesus??? XD

15 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-03 15:59 ID:hsSPEhaF

WHY?

16 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-03 21:33 ID:3Y9SEl7e

Why do they say you are such a good god if people who don't obey you have to suffer in hell?

17 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-04 18:11 ID:DoYP3j6B

"So, happy with how things turned out for humanity?"

18 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-04 21:21 ID:Heaven

let me sell my soul and burn in hell for a nuke to destroy this thread with

19 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-05 07:54 ID:mgbFRcaO

>>14
He is God, you know. He is not called the Father for nothing!

20 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-06 08:56 ID:MsbBy+O3

why am i still alive in your presence?

21 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-06 08:57 ID:MsbBy+O3

>>20

OH WAIT WE'RE ALEADY DEAD LOL

22 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-06 11:58 ID:uGgjksCW

( ・∀・)( ・∀・)( ・∀・)- WHY DON'T YOU rap IT UP??

23 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-06 11:59 ID:uGgjksCW

>>22

exnuse ME, PRINCESS!

24 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-08 02:00 ID:qprvdha6

There's no point preying to law of physics dude.

25 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-08 04:47 ID:fKEIaT4f

Why do I have cancer?

26 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-08 13:20 ID:UN9Sg1FY

Fancy a game of craps? I hear Albert is keen on another round.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-10 07:11 ID:Efy4G2sC

got a dollar bro?

28 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-10 19:21 ID:Id7LQnJp

what race do you hate most?

29 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-10 22:51 ID:+Zj8OnpN

>>29
Duh! I am also want to ask the same question!

30 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-10 22:51 ID:+Zj8OnpN

it's >>28

fixed

31 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-12 22:02 ID:+Zj8OnpN

>>26
Which Albert?? Did you mean Einstein??

32 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-12 22:10 ID:4M/ia1QJ

>>28
What if demons are counted as a race? WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN?

33 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-13 02:40 ID:Heaven

>>32
Well...that would be a good news!

34 Name: The Neo-Nazi Party : 2008-08-13 13:41 ID:+Zj8OnpN

>>33
Hitler would be pleased to hear that!

35 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-14 13:22 ID:Heaven

>>31 Yep. So you probably got the joke if you made that connection.

36 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-14 14:18 ID:+Zj8OnpN

>>35
Hahaha...ya...

37 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-16 20:23 ID:n5IYkqGj

What do you have against me? Why was my existence a giant boot stomping on a face, eternally?

38 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-17 00:39 ID:Z0X9BPL6

That Large Hadron collider was something, wasn't it? Did you get a good view?

39 Name: Lucas-kun : 2008-08-17 17:55 ID:jGqU0FJN

>>37 Hello there, Orwell.

So, God, can you hook me up with a smart girlfriend, bro?

40 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-17 20:27 ID:MFJch8eP

so god, how did Elliott Smith really die?

41 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-18 03:16 ID:NPgk6Hmq

Hey god, I'd like you to divide something by zero for me and tell me the answer.

42 Name: GOD!XHM5n0AhgA : 2008-08-18 03:21 ID:Heaven

I AM ZERO! XD

43 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-18 21:02 ID:x/AR87Qg

I'd ask him for an apology. It is said god is everywhere and I don't like him being stuck up my ass.

44 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-19 20:29 ID:S2lVtR9d

God, I don't know why you put me in here but seriously I think your most stupid creation is love! What's on your mind when you create it and what the hell you think by bringing this worldly hell to me huh? Lucky enough I manage to keep on my senses if not I might be having a nice party with Satan now!

45 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-19 20:36 ID:LF09nLG0

I don't believe in you. Well, I never believed in you when I was still 'alive' for I refuse to acknowledge that there shall exist someone who really sucked up in creating humans and whom one should worship calling it 'God'.
I still think you don't deserve to be called like that or being believed in.
Either repair what you did so awfully wrong and apologise to those who suffered due to your existense and make up for it or - well, hand the septre over to somebody else. Maybe heaven and earth just need a new gambler. It's worth a try, fucking wrinkly.

46 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-19 21:08 ID:Heaven

Hello thar ceiling cat!

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