How do I find out if I'm autistic or have assburgers? (11)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-18 01:26 ID:jEMsBA5z

I would like to find out if I'm retarded or not, it would be nice to know.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-18 01:31 ID:DFx5NEo1

You're not.

But, if you have reason to believe that your social failure is due to mental problems, here's what you do.

  1. Pick up your phone book.
  2. Open it up and look under 'Psychologists' or 'Therapists' or some bullshit.
  3. Dial a number that looks good.
  4. ????
  5. Profit.

Enjoy ur Social Anxiety Disorder or whatever the fuck.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-18 03:13 ID:Heaven

Also autist =/= retard, retard.

If you want to know if you're something start by reading on it. Also >>2.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-18 09:30 ID:Heaven

>assburgers

I think you have some other problems too.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-18 21:06 ID:8CH7dtDL

What's with teenagers nowadays always blamming their shitty life on mental diseases?

>assburgers

Sorry, but I lol'd there.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-19 00:16 ID:Heaven

You don't.

7 Name: bingo : 2008-08-19 14:10 ID:VqIRNUPV

way too vague to make any determination. How do you figure you might be retarded? what are you experiencing?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-19 22:47 ID:sNt92rLK

you never go full retard

9 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-21 02:34 ID:vv66YJgD

Those with assburgers should never believe or suspect that they have assburgers.

Since you think you might, you obviously don't.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-21 04:29 ID:de9jn6Fw

>>9
More like they wouldn't care about that, but your point still stands.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-24 09:09 ID:PSM8onkL

>>1
LOL I burst out laughing.

You are a master of satire, sir!

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