Gross/weird things your partner does that are kind of cute (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2009-03-22 08:27 ID:ADlfmFci

Lets face it; all of us are human and we all have our weird/gross quirks, whether it's an embarrassing bodily function or an odd behavior. Talk about the gross/weird/embarrassing things your partner does that are cute and you like, or not so cute but that you accept anyways.

My girlfriend has an extremely sensitive stomach and anything and everything gives her gas. It's not constant rip-roaring loud-enough-to-wake-up-grandama gas, but about every half-hour a small one escapes. Most of the time it has no smell and its very quite, and she can easily control it in public or if I ask her to. It's kind of cute to me because it makes her seem really delicate and makes me want to protect and comfort her.

Shes also paranoid about eyes, which can be kind of annoying and ridiculous. She explained to me that she feels that anything with eyes- drawings, sculptures, pictures, toys, patterns that are vaguely face shaped such as one section of my wood coffee table- can see/hear her and are real and acts accordingly, meaning she won't do anything in the privacy of my house that she wouldn't do in public. Although she will have sex in my bathroom if she can turn around the hanging tile decoration of a sun with a laughing face on it we mostly have sex in her room because she arranges it so that anything with eyes is covered. It's really annoying, but I understand it's a psychological thing and I just let her do what she needs to do to feel comfortable.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2009-03-22 09:52 ID:7+LNsLuY

>>1 you have a funny one. ^_^ My girlfriend also has a couple of oddities:

  • When in private, she tends to suck her thumb like a baby, although she's an adult. ^_^')
  • While sucking her thumb, she likes to continuously twist a piece of cloth. She can sometimes grab a piece of my shirt and do her stuff while I'm sitting next to her. She's very specific about the type of fabric she likes, and will test my clothes before I buy then to check that they are of the "right texture" o_O')
  • She enjoys warming herself with a blowdryer. She can spend hours with the blowdryer directed to her, while sucking her thumb and twisting her cloth. Did I mentioned that she also likes the NOISE? *_*')

3 Name: Anonymous : 2009-03-22 10:34 ID:Heaven

Wrong board. Go to /love/.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2009-03-22 11:00 ID:7+LNsLuY

>>3 this is not a /love/ issue. It's a personal issue related to your partner, because the issues discussed do not interfere with the relationship.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2009-03-22 12:57 ID:Heaven

this is a troll issue

6 Name: Anonymous : 2009-03-22 20:32 ID:RZAfMpCs

>>2

>>with the blowdryer directed to her, while sucking her thumb and twisting her cloth

she has 3 arms/hands??

7 Name: Anonymous : 2009-03-22 23:25 ID:INmff/0E

>>6 Yeah, and she uses the fourth to hold the book she'reading ^_^

She just lets the blowdryer lie on the bed or sofa and pointing to her back or belly

8 Name: Anonymous : 2009-03-27 03:13 ID:Heaven

>>3 is right, this stuff is depressing for those of us without love interests. It may not be against the rules, but it's very rude.

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