Hello my Japanese friends. I'm a highly-educated, intelligent, law-abiding White European Christian from an affluent background and I will soon be coming to Japan to teach English.

I am not especially fond of Japanese popular culture like anime or anything like that, so please don't assume that I'm a "Japanophile" in that sense. (I admit that I have watched a few anime and read a few manga that are supposedly the more serious accomplishments, and enjoyed them well enough, but I have no desire to experience the generic dregs of those forms just because they are in those forms. I do not consider myself an anime or manga "fan.")

The reason why I decided to teach English was to earn a bit of money and just experience living in another culture for a while, and Japan, while very different from my own, seems to be very civilized. Your people are intelligent, industrious, and cultured. I am very right wing in my politics, and I believe that the ideal society is a homogeneous one, and I respect Japan's decision to limit immigration (God knows I wish my country had done that, but no, it is instead slowly being consumed from the inside by the Third World hordes).

The thing I respect most about Japan is its participation in the war. I wish that the Axis had won, as I think the world would be a much better place today. I would like to visit a few war memorials and pay my respects to the soldiers who lost their lives fighting for the Axis. While I consider the Japanese Honorary Aryans and the Master Race of the East, I have no desire to take a Japanese bride, as I want European children.

So I ask you, my Japanese friends, given what I have written above, will you welcome me to your country?