[CCCP] Soviet Joke Thread (9)

1 Name: Citizen : 2018-01-12 00:34 ID:Fv/Vos5k

Two men walking the street in Moscow.
One says to the other "Is this it? Are we fully communist now? Have we achieved full communism?"
The other says "Oh no, things are gonna get a whole lot worse!"

2 Name: Citizen : 2018-01-14 04:43 ID:pJs8wrCL

Have a good trip.
And Earn $1,000 together.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

3 Name: Citizen : 2018-05-06 20:05 ID:7CjbEWMG

With 20 nuclear bombs in 20 suitcases we could possibly destroy the US.

Okay, but where do we find 20 suitcases?

4 Name: Citizen : 2018-05-06 23:27 ID:7CjbEWMG

What sort of society have we built?
A SOCIALIST PARADISE
What did we have before that?
SAUSAGE, COOKING OIL, SUGAR, POTATOES...

5 Name: THIS_IS_NOT_A_JOKE : 2018-05-07 00:34 ID:7CjbEWMG

Who is posting this highly insulting dirty jokes about the best country in the world?

The grandson of a high-ranking KGB retired spy.

6 Name: Citizen : 2018-05-07 00:46 ID:7CjbEWMG

While they were evil soviet spies, they sure were smart

7 Name: Citizen : 2018-05-08 19:22 ID:J7e5DUpI

Molotov-Ribbentrop

8 Name: Citizen : 2018-05-17 13:18 ID:2fi1kcrT

9 Name: Citizen : 2018-05-23 15:23 ID:Heaven

>>8

kek

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