[CCCP] Soviet Joke Thread (14)

1 Name: Citizen : 2018-01-12 00:34 ID:Fv/Vos5k

Two men walking the street in Moscow.
One says to the other "Is this it? Are we fully communist now? Have we achieved full communism?"
The other says "Oh no, things are gonna get a whole lot worse!"

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3 Name: Citizen : 2018-05-06 20:05 ID:7CjbEWMG

With 20 nuclear bombs in 20 suitcases we could possibly destroy the US.

Okay, but where do we find 20 suitcases?

4 Name: Citizen : 2018-05-06 23:27 ID:7CjbEWMG

What sort of society have we built?
A SOCIALIST PARADISE
What did we have before that?
SAUSAGE, COOKING OIL, SUGAR, POTATOES...

5 Name: THIS_IS_NOT_A_JOKE : 2018-05-07 00:34 ID:7CjbEWMG

Who is posting this highly insulting dirty jokes about the best country in the world?

The grandson of a high-ranking KGB retired spy.

6 Name: Citizen : 2018-05-07 00:46 ID:7CjbEWMG

While they were evil soviet spies, they sure were smart

7 Name: Citizen : 2018-05-08 19:22 ID:J7e5DUpI

Molotov-Ribbentrop

8 Name: Citizen : 2018-05-17 13:18 ID:2fi1kcrT

9 Name: Citizen : 2018-05-23 15:23 ID:Heaven

>>8

kek

10 Name: Citizen : 2018-06-06 15:27 ID:2fi1kcrT

11 Name: Citizen : 2018-06-09 14:07 ID:2fi1kcrT

fuck ussr
fuck kgb
fuck american commies

12 Name: Citizen : 2018-06-09 14:27 ID:Heaven

Molotov-Ribbentrop
AUFBAU
Alfred Rosenberg

FUCK RUSSIA

13 Name: Citizen : 2018-06-10 21:16 ID:Heaven

fuck Julius and Ethel Rosenberg

burn in hell commie

death to communism

14 Name: Citizen : 2018-06-13 03:58 ID:mb/ZNoKe

Great jokes!

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