Alright guys, let's do this. What does it take to build the greatest possible human being?
is this thread dead??/
/sci/ is dead.
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>>27
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You dicks you broke science now all the experiments don't work. Large Hadron Collider staring colliderising hadrons but no science came out. wtf thanks a lot 4-ch you fags.
There are a variety of ways to make an Übermensch. We don't have the technology for any of the easy ways yet.
Most of the remaining feasible methods are illegal worldwide.
Such as??
Genertic engineering. Cloning. Stem cell research from fetuses
>>32
Gasp!!!!! (Actually I was expecting something worse...but....oh well...)
Well...
What if semen would produced in the brain so that in the time it would take to travel to the penis ZE UBERMENSCH could have a spare minute to pull out?
We should also replace a digit on the left hand with the penis. Thrusting the groin gets so tiring. And you wouldn't even need to take your pants off! Am I masturbating or just trying to keep my hands warm in this cold November weather? Who knows!
As a plus, this will cause left handedness to be phased out by 3030, as no one will want to shake hands with a lefty, thereby preventing them from passing a job interview without much awkwardness.
>>35 also, you'd have a legitimate excuse for wearing Mittens ( ゚ ヮ゚) on your cock.
but peple are more likely to lose an arm then lose their cock.
if they have penis finger on one hand and lose that arm then they are cockless!
>:(
>>37
Woah slow down pilgrim, nobody said we was losin' a crotch-cock. just gainin' a finger-cock!
Hello I am the superman. Would you like to ask a question?
How many penises do you have, what is their average length and girth, and what's your maximum volume of ejaculate in one climax?
>>40
I do not have any penises. I am above sexual relations, because I am the superman. My children are my ideas. They are birthed into the world through the pen, with which I commit them to paper.
>>42
How many pens do you have, what is their average color and line width, and what's the maximum words you've gotten from one before running out of ink?
>>43
I have a multitude of pens; my tenuously sorted collection is perhaps infinitely uncountable. From the selection of pen types I use daily, their average writing color stays within a fine dark black 99.8% of their usage session, the average line-width they achieve is 0.4mm, and the average word count I gain from one pen is 50,000. They are very fine pens, indeed.
>>44
I do not understand your inquiry.
I want to know whether the Übermensch is going to have an Überwench, or whether he is doomed to a life of smug solitude.
Sir, I am offended you would imply I would promote something so lewd. I am merely a humble salesman of ink and ink accessories.
It's like that Italian power plant generator site that used the website
powergenitalia
LOL, seriously? Oh, under construction. Good domain name though....
>>46
Your site matches my interests precisely. I believe I shall purchase a few pens such that I may add them to my ever growing collection of pens and pen accessories.
Thats why we need to make a mcronation, similar to Sealand
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand
Except it'll be larger, like evil scientist lab huge. Diabollcally collossal.
Thing is maing sure no one knows about it, cause other nations will think what we are doing is evil and want to crush us. We may have to do this is space then...
Have you heard of seasteading?
Combined with aquaponics and agritecture technologies you could probably have a self-sufficient secluded little artificial island somewhere. Initial costs would be high however. Where can do you find an eccentric billionairre when you need one?
Hmm, which would be cheaper? Seasteading, or doing it in outer space...?
Seasteading.
>>56
You are indeed quite void of talent.
The Übermensch shall be of what [birth?] gender, affiliation, and ideal? Be mindful that all of the world tremors at the touch of the übermensch.
Resurect, thread! Celebrate this by purchase of eggs and egg accessories; you don't want to die by raptors or foon (fractional fork/spoon hybrids), do you?
Well from the name, the Übermensch would have to be male.
>>60
That's wrong. "Mensch" means "human", so it could also be a woman. With big boobs of course.
The Überwomensch has no need of big boobs because the Übermensch is tired of putting up with her shit, and has long since moved on to asexuality.
There's a reason almost all multicellular organisms reproduce sexually. The exchanging of genes makes a population more diverse. This means that when its hit by some horrible epidemic, there's a chance it wont be completely wiped out because many members of the species would have acquired some form of immunity through genetic drift.
Unless, of course, the Übermensch is completely immune to all disease, if that's even possible...
The Übermensch is immune to all disease, except for Super Aids.
If the Übermensch were bioengineered from scratch he/she would necessarily be immune to viruses, at least for a few generations. A normal immune system would confer no greater protection to bacteria and fungi than humans already have, though he/she may perhaps be engineered to produce toxins and antibiotics in his/her blood, though again this would not last. A more long-term solution might be to engineer entirely novel bionanotech immune cells/molecules which natural pathogens have never encountered.
The Übermensch should reproduce sexually as well as asexually. In the beginning, there won't be a large number of them so asexual reproduction would be better. But when the numbers increase, they'll begin sexual reproduction.
This way Übermensch can produce when there is a shortage of Übermensch and when there is a surplus of Übermensch.
The Übermensch is a fucking god, okay.
On cellular level, humans undergo quite a lot steps of asexual reproduction (cell divisions) between individual sexual reproduction steps.
Evolution does not make things perfect, it just makes things adapted to their environment. That's why I don't believe evolution is going to make humans smarter or stronger - there is no real evolution pressure for that, actually the opposite is true with our society giving "equal chances" to everyone.
The next step in evolution is in fact the whole civilisation. The motto is - there is no human in the world that can make a cellphone. Meaning - from scratch, using just their knowledge and starting with no tools. There is no single person with enough knowledge to do that all, it's cooperation of many different people that makes it possible. And that's how a living organism works, pretty much as well as none of your body cells is capable of throwing a stone.
> That's why I don't believe evolution is going to make humans smarter or stronger - there is no real evolution pressure for that, actually the opposite is true with our society giving "equal chances" to everyone.
I'd agree... but I think the reasons are more along the lines that smart people know how to use birth control.
But if an Übermensch can fall ill, than its not much of an Übermensch