While zapping through the channels, I noticed that my native Germany was playing Japan. Does anyone here actually care about women's (Association) football?
The USA does because WE DOMINATE IT.
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
We lost... What can I say? They just played better in the final minutes and the shootout. (also our goalie got injured and other excuses)
Before any haters show up, I think I'd do well to remind them how the world is now organized:
It is a CM in Japan Lionel Messi