carlos (ned) mencia sucks (24)

1 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-13 18:26 ID:9eEtkoDK

that is all...

2 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-13 22:04 ID:I6WY856W

ooook

3 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-14 21:08 ID:/IoDe0xE

Mencia is a thief

Stealing more shit

He needs to get his own act.

4 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-08-30 17:30 ID:2BrDq+VX

Hey guys! Blacks like to steal things, mexicans are CRRAAZZZZZZZZY BEANERS, and asians have small penises! LOLOLOL

5 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-09-01 01:34 ID:HC+Db3Xu

Carlos Mencia is possibly the worst comedian ever.

His jokes are basically I'M MEXICAN ROFLMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and they aren't funny.

6 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-09-02 03:36 ID:/vxMNOoC

> worst comedian ever

Bob Saget

7 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-09-24 15:34 ID:avJQBlsn

>>6

>worst comedian ever

Dane Cook.

8 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-09-24 21:50 ID:/vxMNOoC

>>7
I disagree largely due to the fact I don't really know who Dane Cook is, or the extent of his crimes against comedy.
Regardless, Dane Cook wasn't on both Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos.

9 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-09-24 21:51 ID:/vxMNOoC

It should also be noted those two gigs are the highlight of Bob Saget's career.

10 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-09-25 16:29 ID:yQLoaybQ

>>6
you clearly havent seen his stand up..

11 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-09-26 22:23 ID:Heaven

>>10
His stand-up is irrelevant, in the same way that David Berkowitz's adopted Christianity is irrelevant.

12 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-10-12 21:25 ID:/IoDe0xE

At least Saget was full of fail on his own. Mencia steals shit and he still ain't funny. Gimme Saget. I won't laugh, but at least I won't be able to find the same jokes on the web told by FUNNY PEOPLE.

13 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-10-13 02:22 ID:c6oErm1M

how about someone list some entertaining and funny comedians.

PROTIP: Bill Hicks is not funny.

14 Name: Robu : 2007-10-13 17:41 ID:YHaYszIT

Bob Saget, OK,Carlos mencia Sucks....Dane Cook...worst comedian ever...I still dont know why he gets so much attention...his manager must be Artie Gold...lol

15 Name: Robu : 2007-10-13 17:44 ID:YHaYszIT

Bob Saget, OK,Carlos mencia Sucks....Dane Cook...worst comedian ever...I still dont know why he gets so much attention...his manager must be Artie Gold...lol

16 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-10-13 19:45 ID:/vxMNOoC

I think the problem here is that no one is old enough to remember the shame of Bob Saget.

Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia may, or may not, suck, but they've never starred opposite the Olson Twins, or introduced clips of staged crotch-shots (both against 'uproarious' canned laughs).

17 Name: Couch Potato : 2007-10-14 01:34 ID:C01BUIuF

>>15
Seconded

18 Name: Couch Potato : 2008-01-03 23:25 ID:/9X0/DsQ

Bob Saget: Seen him perform live. He's excellent. Those family shows he did on ABC were certainly no source of shame to him, but his comedy act today takes advantage of that perception to add an extra surreal layer to the performance. He delivers his material, both blue and clean, with the same "TV dad" kind of charm. The act I saw did have a story or two about working on the shows, especially America's Funniest Home Videos, where he sat in the editing room and saw tapes so horrible, you couldn't put them on Youtube today. In conclusion, go rent The Aristocrats and report back.

Carlos Mencia: It seems his "joke thievery" case is the result of a personal vendetta by Joe Rogan, who seems to have a habit of getting obsessed about things. The case isn't very strong, but in the end it doesn't matter, because his crime is far worse: he tells edgy but unfunny jokes, then guilts you into laughing at him by calling the audience uptight. Ever notice Lisa Lamponelli never complains in her act about uptight people who don't get her? That's because she has talent. Mencia just has marketing. And take note of which of the two was in The Aristocrats.

Dane Cook: Apparently the evidence of joke thievery is a little stronger with this one, but it seems like Louis CK's career is going to have more staying power, being that Cook has never been in a good movie. But his act is fun to watch and fun to listen to, if you don't find his spastic style irritating. His material is solid, and he's been working for a long time. Ultimately, whether you like him or now comes down to one question: did you like Jim Carrey in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"? Dane's a little less irritating than that. He's probably not in The Aristocrats because he wasn't at least 40 when they taped it.

19 Name: Couch Potato : 2008-01-05 10:14 ID:+KcU/PQR

Every joke is a rejoke of a rejoke of a rejoke...

20 Name: Couch Potato : 2008-01-06 09:50 ID:SkTyYKI4

People on the Internet talk way too much shit about Dane Cook. He's not great, he might not even be good, but people on the Internet are like "hmm the MAINSTREAM seems to like this Dane Cook fellow, I better think he is the worst comedian ever!" And some of his stuff is pretty funny.

21 Name: Couch Potato : 2008-01-07 23:22 ID:Heaven

I wouldn't forgive Bob Saget's crimes against comedy even if he skull-fucked Dane Cook and violated Carlos Mencia with a fire house.

22 Name: Couch Potato : 2008-01-10 18:20 ID:Heaven

And yes, that was supposed to be fire hose, but I still wouldn't be impressed if it was a house, complete with trucks and firemen.

23 Name: Couch Potato : 2008-01-12 18:46 ID:Heaven

Or even better, the Ghostbusters HQ!

24 Name: Couch Potato : 2008-01-20 22:47 ID:Heaven

and the containment unit leaking radioactive material

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