The incomprehensible story of royal families engaged with pirates who oscillate between unstoppable killing machines and inept asian stormtroopers, depending on whose victory will advance the plot. Of course, this movie has the stereotypical fishing village full of super fighter shaman peasants. These commoners have the ability to use the gayest form of the force ever imagined: summoning light and dark fish. Just like a certain popular trilogy from Hollywood, the dark fish come when the apprentice can't control his anger and is in danger of succumbing to the influence of the evil fish.

It's been called similar to Crouching Tiger, but skip it.

Hmmm...sounds gay.