It doesn't look like my boy is going to ask for the ring back - even after my rude phone use yesterday - so, he's all yours, anonsy.
You will need a ruler. What else would a brave woman need to take on TH...and his fans? Rhinoceros skin, being hard of hearing would help (fans and TH), a rock solid love for Willy Shake, unending patience and tolerance (fans and TH), boot maintenance kit?