Tom Hiddleston 5 (1000)

1 Name: Couch Potato : 2015-10-17 15:02 ID:Heaven

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401 Name: Anon. : 2015-11-30 20:33 ID:8GLG1MAn

As some of you know, I'm a big fan of Michael K at Dlisted. Well, he's waded in again on the TH and EO Star magazine article.

PS This is his second appearance in Star. God, help.

402 Name: Anon. : 2015-11-30 20:38 ID:8GLG1MAn

I'm currently on a cake-detox (yes, I have a problem. yes, I'm trying to face up to it), so the ONLY interest for me in that pic are the cakes behind them.

Those two could be making the beast with two backs in that pic and I would still ONLY be interested in those cakes. They look really delicious.

Lord, give me strength against refined sugar and white flour!

403 Name: Anon : 2015-11-30 20:50 ID:tB216AlG

>>401 Was there a Star article? I note that Dlisted says, possibly not without irony, that the ultimate "source" was Classicalite!

Pity me for I have eaten 6 mince pies in (cough) 3 days and It Is Still November. Mince pies knock some chocolate cupcake crap into a cocked hat.

404 Name: anon1 : 2015-11-30 21:09 ID:PiA4WJQQ

Speaking of EO, has anyone managed to find the source of those alleged sightings?

405 Name: Anon. : 2015-11-30 21:17 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>403 Apparently the article was in the print version of Star and not online, so Dlisted can't link to it. They're linking to an article that cited it instead. It's actually from the Star but 'via' the clickbait site they mention.

406 Name: Anon. : 2015-11-30 21:19 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>403 'Pity me for I have eaten 6 mince pies in (cough) 3 days and It Is Still November. Mince pies knock some chocolate cupcake crap into a cocked hat.'

I hate you. I hate you so much. ;)

407 Name: anonsy : 2015-11-30 21:21 ID:dMgiVjdP

>>404 No, and the "source" on Instagram likely didn't exist. Some people on Twitter have been intentionally trying to wind up a certain intense Hiddleston fan we all know and love by mentioning sightings of Tom and EO that never happened.

>>403 There was a short breakup article in Star this week. Someone on tumblr scanned it, I think the wthanon and teatime blogs both reblogged it at some point.

408 Name: Anon : 2015-11-30 21:23 ID:tB216AlG

>>406 They were from Marks and Spencer as well, and from their gold box range. Oh yeah. My husband smelled my breath after I ate one and asked suspiciously if I had been drinking!

409 Name: Anon : 2015-11-30 21:24 ID:tB216AlG

>>408 Which on that occasion I had not...

410 Name: anonsy : 2015-11-30 21:25 ID:dMgiVjdP

>>367 Thank you! :) I also ate too much pie this week.

411 Name: Anon. : 2015-11-30 21:27 ID:8GLG1MAn


Interesting. Who knows?!? It seems an easy thing to search for stuff on twitter or IG, however, enough accounts are set to private that you only get a sniff of possible sightings from responses and not directly from the sources.

I think that HI might be a place they could actually go 'undercover' and get away with it. We've only had a few pics of him since he got to HI, and only one was from a fan (the sneaky pic of him in shorts - and even that one took a month to surface). Everything else has been from people connected to the movie. And the number of non-pic sightings of him have been few.

So, if she were to show up, maybe it wouldn't make the airwaves.

412 Name: Anon : 2015-11-30 21:28 ID:tB216AlG

>>407 Ah, it has appeared in Celebitchy:

The comments make for interesting reading.

413 Name: Anon : 2015-11-30 21:31 ID:tB216AlG

>>410 my pleasure!

In England it seems we now have imported Black Friday and Cyber Monday without the bit beforehand where we say thank you for our blessings. The papers were full of pics of angry shoppers fighting over flat screen TVs.

414 Name: Anon. : 2015-11-30 21:37 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>413 Ahhh, the Special Relationship. To quote TH, 'I'm sorry, I'm so sorry' that my country has exported those twin commercial monsters - Scylla and Charybdis - to your shores.

I don't think they were there when I was around. At least, I didn't notice them. Recent?

415 Name: Anon. : 2015-11-30 21:46 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>407 She who must not be named? Is she on twitter? It wouldn't take much to wind her up on there. We get attacked and we are pretty middle of the road for fandoms. Twitter would be a mine field!

416 Name: Anon : 2015-11-30 21:59 ID:tB216AlG

>>411 Interesting theory!

That said the fact that it's being filmed there seems to be relatively big news, and TH is coming off a lot of recent publicity in the press. Plus his fans are on social media a lot and are by and large interested in his relationship status. I would expect more pics if all these sightings were genuine. I'm not saying she wasn't there at all but if they are "homemaking in Hawaii" (I have sold the movie rights to this title btw) I would expect something by now.

It also seems odd if she was cosy with him out there given the Star Mag timing, which I read as coming from her team (the Dlisted guy certainly thought so).

Unless - CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORY TRIGGER WARNING - she went out there a few weeks ago and that's when they actually split up.

417 Name: Anon : 2015-11-30 22:03 ID:tB216AlG

>>415 Are you kidding me?!! Of course she's on Twitter! My recent spat with her was because she tracked down and sent an abusive tweet to the woman who first tweeted the EO/TH sighting in HI, after it was mentioned on here. She is the person the tweeter is responding to in the screen cap you posted.....

418 Name: anon1 : 2015-11-30 22:06 ID:PiA4WJQQ

>>411 There's still that one deleted tweet about them being spotted in Hawaii, which seemed legit imo.

419 Name: Anon : 2015-11-30 22:10 ID:tB216AlG

>>414 I noticed Black Friday a bit last year but in a sort of embarrassed English way (dove gray Friday, more like). Cyber Monday has kind of been a thing for a few years, as it happens to be the day when most is spent internet shopping in the UK. It's the first year I've seen it really linked to big online sales though.

420 Name: Anon : 2015-11-30 22:12 ID:tB216AlG

>>418 yeah, I agree, hence not suggesting she was never there at all.

421 Name: Anon. : 2015-11-30 22:12 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>416 I'm drinking a concoction of whizzed up lettuce, spinach, pear and lemon juice, so my brain isn't functioning correctly, but I like your crazy conspiracy theory!

She went out there in order to ask him to be her +1 to her sister's wedding. She innocently mentioned that there would be a cigarette theme to the nuptials. TH pictured EO catching a bouquet made completely out of Marlboro 100s, and said a quick no...but probably not before having a quick quickie... and ended their love affair.

We may actually get more pics/sightings soon. HI is the number one holiday/winter vacation spot for US celebs - and they start to head out there during Dec/Jan. With more paps and locals being 'celeb aware' we may just get a few TH, EO, TH and EO sightings. (I hardly ever use an Oxford comma, but I thought it was needed there.)

422 Name: Anon. : 2015-11-30 22:23 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>417 Ohhhh. I didn't connect the two. I thought she came on here to attack us because I mentioned them being in HI.

Now I know. I'll keep an eye out during my trips through twitterland.

423 Name: Anon : 2015-11-30 22:30 ID:tB216AlG

>>422 Couch Potato made the connection a long time ago, as did anonsy. Can't take credit for that. She's independently active on Twitter, but she also lurks on here, snaps up unconsidered trifles and then goes off back to Twitter to hunt down the EO believers.

424 Name: Anon : 2015-11-30 22:33 ID:tB216AlG

>>421 Knowing the Olsens they probably left the cigs in the packs and pelted their guests with them before leaving. I saw the wedding pics and she looks like a woman trying hard to minimise the appearance of an age gap.

425 Name: Anon. : 2015-11-30 22:50 ID:8GLG1MAn

So about the tenth Celebitchy comment - after all the veranda nonsense - is about EO starring in a West End play. WTH? Where is that coming from?

If she does get herself a gig in TH's neck of the woods, we'll know that TH and EO are real and her thirst is real - even if he's going to be in Australia for the next few months.

426 Name: Anon. : 2015-11-30 22:54 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>424 And there wasn't a dry eye in the room...because of all the smoke.

Looking at those two, and knowing what I know about them (he's French and in his 40s, she's a former child star in her late 20s), I would've thought that cigarettes would be the only thing they did have in common, so why not make it a theme for their wedding.

427 Name: anon1 : 2015-11-30 22:59 ID:PiA4WJQQ

>>425 During the A:AoU press tour she said that she would love to star in a West End play.

428 Name: Anon : 2015-11-30 23:06 ID:tB216AlG

>>425 Did you read the claims one poster made about multiple Twitter sightings (not the poss troll baity ones on the screencap)? Did you see any of those? They haven't surfaced on the bicycle, who has been onto this since the first tweet you mentioned, or on tumblr. I was wondering if you caught anything in your feed since you keep it to manageable levels due to all the blocking. No need for names etc

>>422 BTW this rather informative CB comment thread also says She Who Must Not Be Named has now locked her Twitter. Indeed she has. It either takes a special talent to become known as nut in chief here, on the bicycle, on tumblr and on CB - either that, or the actively posting internet fandom of TH could actually fit in a mini.

429 Name: Anon : 2015-11-30 23:16 ID:tB216AlG

And - AND - there is a series of fascinating abusive tweets to TH just now posted on the bicycle (I assume it is the sugar rush from all the thanksgiving pies that has led to this flurry of activity all over the hiddlesphere).

Tweets abuse TH for shagging EO against his kitchen door and then having some kind of row in his garden. Very similar to a previous series of tweets when he was allegedly having it away with JA. I would take all of that with one ginormous pinch of salt except for a single solitary piece of local knowledge which I hereby bestow. There is a 1 bed lower ground and ground floor flat in that complex, with the same number as TH's house. It's a rental. I did wonder whether its current occupant is a light sleeper who does not appreciate being disturbed!

430 Name: anonsy : 2015-11-30 23:30 ID:dMgiVjdP

Wouldn't it be hilarious if real-life Tom was into romantic vanilla sex and not at all the wild kink monster the internet makes him out to be?

431 Name: Anon : 2015-11-30 23:38 ID:tB216AlG

>>430 Which category does kitchen door sex fall into?

432 Name: Anon. : 2015-11-30 23:42 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>427 Well, in a way, she did (on a pap video). Maybe that's why they did the pap stroll. Now she can say she's performed in the West End! When she said it, did she wink (a secret signal to her British luver!)?

>>428 I've seen a few tweets about TH (all minus pics) - the Macy's bags one, a burger joint, a few malls, one girl who had him come into her place of work - a restaurant from what I could figure. Finally, there was one other EO one beside for the Marvel fan. It was not one of those mentioned in anon1's post (from what I can tell). It was from the Monday after the first one. TH wasn't mentioned, only she was.

I should add that Facebook is another place they may be showing up but not filtering out. Apparently, after date night in July, a few people came out on twitter saying that TH and EO had been all over the Facebook accounts of Shreveport locals during Nov/Dec of 2014. Seems they showed up together at every cafe in the town and people did take pics, but they stayed on Facebook and didn't make it to twitter or IG.

433 Name: Anon. : 2015-11-30 23:48 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>429 FEEECCCKKKK. Up against a door!! TH, you go, boy!! However, kitchen door still resides firmly in the city limits of Vanilla Town.

I once got frisky against the remains of the Claudian aqueduct in the Italian countryside. Now, that's leaving Vanilla Town for Kinkyburgh.

434 Name: Anon. : 2015-11-30 23:48 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>428 It's probably for the better that she locked it. That's probably a dark, dark place.

435 Name: Anon. : 2015-11-30 23:55 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>429 Those tweets are strangely specific. 'Specific' very often rings my legit bells. I'm naive like that.

This is so dirty and juicy.

Anon, using your insider knowledge, does the rental have a view into TH's garden (where the EO smoking and consoling took place - allegedly)?

436 Name: anonsy : 2015-11-30 23:55 ID:dMgiVjdP

>>431 Depends on whether or not he knew the neighbors were watching. (Of course that's assuming the tweets were true, which I doubt.)

437 Name: Anon : 2015-11-30 23:59 ID:tB216AlG

>>432 The CB person implied there was a lot more than that - seen holding hands etc. Oh it is all such fun speculating. They know how to keep us guessing. Who but EO could release a "she dumped him" leak and STILL have us playing he guessing game?

>>434 I had a look and it was indeed. A mix of stalky fangirl (pretends to live in London, follows a load of stuff he follows), plus the odd death threat to EO and accusing the French fan of being a hooker.

438 Name: Anon : 2015-12-01 00:07 ID:tB216AlG

>>435 I don't know where it is in relation to his house or garden. But as I said it has the same number so presumably close. On a summer's evening with the windows open, in a small gated complex off the road, I bet you would hear quite easily. Also, if it is a basement flat with the same number it is probably a conversion. Those usually don't have great soundproofing.

I too thought it was oddly specific. Sounds like a pissed off neighbour who thinks he is a bit of a knob. And 2 mins! Ouchie!!

439 Name: anonsy : 2015-12-01 00:11 ID:dMgiVjdP

>>438 Maybe it was Jane.

440 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-01 00:16 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>430 I've found that a man tends to lift to the level of the woman he's with. If he's naturally vanilla but is with a woman who willing to get a little kinky, he'll happily oblige. So, if she - allegedly - wanted it up against a door, door it is.

But I don't think TH is naturally inclined toward kink - despite all the tumblr fantasy that floats around. And I don't think EO is at a kitchen door level either. Both seem very much bedroom, bed, low light sorts - which is perfectly fine. It all gets the job done.

441 Name: Anon : 2015-12-01 00:16 ID:tB216AlG

>>439 There was a very similar series of tweets about him
having it away with JA a couple of years ago (different Twitter acct). That tweeter directly tweeted JA saying TH was using her. Though I do love the idea that she rents a flat in his basement and surfaces like Banquo whenever he bring a someone home. She and EO could share the odd cig...

442 Name: Anon : 2015-12-01 00:21 ID:tB216AlG

>>440 Oddly enough my friend who went to Nuffield reported (on the basis of no evidence at all, natch) the very same impression. She remarked that he probably thought 2 seconds of cunnilingus was the dirtiest. Thing. Ever. Also that if you whispered "Shakespeare" in his ear at any point he would immediately orgasm. And then apologise a lot.

443 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-01 00:24 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>438 I'm surprised some wealthy fan hasn't tried to let it. There must be some serious vetting that goes into keeping the loons out.

'...bit of a knob' and '2 mins.' - I see what you did there, Anon, I see.

Now two minutes - there's where I start to doubt. The running, the yoga, the desperate - almost intrinsic - need to please - no way is that boy falling in the lower range of the egg timer.

>>439 Jane, you gorgeous girl, come back into our lives! All is forgiven!

444 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-01 00:31 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>442 Remember from CP: he only does implied cunnilingus.

Well, yes, the word 'Shakespeare' would induce spontaneous orgasm. I'm assuming doing a Pacino impression - making him think he was De Niro in Heat - would have the same effect.

445 Name: Anon : 2015-12-01 00:32 ID:tB216AlG

>>443 There we disagree. I think the anxiety to please translates into straight anxiety in bed and hair trigger trouble. I also don't think he actually gets that much. Evidence for this is the constant excitement boners at the age of 34. That I associate with much younger/less experienced men. They've usually learned to control it by that age.

446 Name: Anon : 2015-12-01 00:38 ID:tB216AlG

PS aqueduct sex? Hot, hotty, hot!

447 Name: anonsy : 2015-12-01 02:18 ID:dMgiVjdP

Not sure what this means if anything, but those kitchen door sex tweets were sent almost three weeks after Purse Gate happened. EO was well out of London by then. The tweets reference the paparazzi incident, which makes the timing kind of strange.

448 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-01 03:02 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>447 The first set (aka door sex tweets) is from August 1st, so maybe a week after date night. That is a while after the fact to be bringing it up for the first time, however, the person who sent them in said that there were others that couldn't be screen captured. Maybe they were earlier?

The second set is from August 14, and EO did show up in LA around this time. But, in this set he's asked where 'the dumb American slut' is, i.d., she hasn't been seen smoking in the garden or having sex against a door lately.

Mind you, having written all this, I give these a 20% chance of being authentic. Could be closer to 15%.

PS EO could win an Oscar (for Kong v. Godzilla, of course) and I'll always think - affectionately - of her as 'the dumb American slut.'

449 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-01 03:06 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>446 Yeah, until you end up with mild brick rash on your palms and forearms.

Learn from my mistakes, ladies.


450 Name: Anon : 2015-12-01 10:09 ID:tB216AlG

>>448 Good sleuthing skills. Although would you tweet the guilty party while he is actually on the job? I would have thought that reduces to zero any remote chance he might see them. Anyway, just a bit of fun - I would have consigned to the bin immediately were it not for the existence of the rental.

BTW the flat seems not to have been on the market since 2012. I guess it was less of an issue then. Though the London property market is so rapacious they would probably let it to the highest bidder!

>>449 at least it was only your arms...

451 Name: Anon : 2015-12-01 15:28 ID:tB216AlG

ISTL trailer has appeared. Shameless use of "TH cuddles newborn baby" paydirt.

452 Name: anonsy : 2015-12-01 15:47 ID:8OY38RKf

Fascinating how all those gossip mag articles and old "THEO" Twitter sightings just happened to surface in the days leading up to the ISTL trailer release. What a coincidence!

453 Name: Anon : 2015-12-01 15:55 ID:tB216AlG

>>452 Anonsy I hadn't even had time to make that connection. I bow down and kiss your cynical feet!

454 Name: qaz : 2015-12-01 15:56 ID:tY18OJ3i

Thanks for the laugh guys - your comments are hilarious - and for all the links; I haven't visited the Bicycle site for a long time and would've missed this gem.

To put my two cents in the whole discussion - I'm with Anon here. When I encounter those wild erotic fantasies about TH, it always makes me chuckle a bit, because I myself get a distinct impression that he's not a very sensual person by his nature. Don't get me wrong, I certainly don't see him as a virginal unicorn prince, but when his fans make up those scenarios where he's some kind of a sex-god, and a night with him becomes the best event of their lives ever - yeah, I don't think that's what happens IRL. For some reason I have a feeling that he is a person who connects more to other people on a friendly or an intellectual level.
And there's nothing wrong with that, BTW :)

455 Name: qaz : 2015-12-01 16:00 ID:tY18OJ3i

>>452 Oh snap! Haha, good point, anonsy.

456 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-01 21:10 ID:8GLG1MAn


I would tweet during the deed - knowing that TH might actually stop and look at the tweets! Or, going by your estimation, by the time the tweet reached him, he'd be done and enjoying a little post-coital social media-ing.

It wasn't just my arms....

457 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-01 21:13 ID:8GLG1MAn


Anonsy knows the game! She is currently flicking the wool from her eyes. I love it!

They (respective PR camps) are playing us like a six-string!!! Who would have thought PR people would be so manipulative?

458 Name: Anon : 2015-12-01 21:15 ID:tB216AlG

>>456 I am spitting out my tea here!

It wasn't just my arms
Or, it wasn't just my arms?

459 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-01 21:17 ID:8GLG1MAn


Yeah, he does seem like one of those 'I want to make your brain' type of guys.

But two minutes...I'm still going to give him more credit than two minutes.

460 Name: Anon : 2015-12-01 21:20 ID:tB216AlG

>>457 So, straw poll!! Which do we prefer?

1) no relationship - it was all made up for publicity purposes.
2) genuine relationship - but it was exploited for publicity purpose.

I am so glad that their publicists are, at least, a match made in heaven!

461 Name: Anon : 2015-12-01 21:25 ID:tB216AlG

>>459 You're carefully ignoring my "constant boner at 34" evidence. Which is fruity, I know, but scientific. When did you last go on a date with a guy whose constant and obtrusive and puppyishly excited boner translated into a 2 hour expert bonkfest?

462 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-01 21:26 ID:8GLG1MAn


The latter. My Italian boyfriend at the time got away scot-free - the bastard. I don't think it was the first time he'd tried such a stunt, though he never admitted it. It wouldn't surprise me if making whoopee on an ancient monument was an Italian right of passage.

Italians - can't make the trains run on time, can convince you to do sexy times against an aqueduct.

463 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-01 21:29 ID:8GLG1MAn


In American speak: awesome!

'...obtrusive and puppyishly excited boner....'

I know Oxford does a word of the year, but do they do a phrase of the year?

464 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-01 21:32 ID:8GLG1MAn


Okay, maybe not two hours, but two minutes? Twenty, or ten - at least - if only because his sexy talk is probably in complete sentences, with multiple subordinate clauses - because he only knows how to talk in subordinate clauses!

465 Name: Anon : 2015-12-01 21:34 ID:tB216AlG

>>463 I don't know. Perhaps I should enter - which is more than the puppyishly excited boner usually does, hahahaha.

Seriously, have you not seen this phenomenon lift the restaurant table opposite you in your younger days? In my experience it was usually attached to a sweet nerdy boy who wanted to talk me to death.

466 Name: Anon : 2015-12-01 21:38 ID:tB216AlG

>>464 I could well believe the whole encounter would take more than 20 minutes. Perhaps it is a definitional thing - I don't count the sexy talk in what one might call the Sonny Corleone door time. That part I can well believe might only last 2 mins.

467 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-01 21:42 ID:8GLG1MAn


I genuinely think there was/is a little somethin-somethin going on. There was just so much smoke for there not to be a bit of fire. But relationships have so many different levels that it's hard to tell what the somethin-somethin was.

Given their geographical distance - and his work schedule - a FWB scenario seems a possibility: we're on the same continent, there's a kitchen door close by, we go for it!! But neither needs to stick around if it doesn't fit into a personal schedule - hence her leaving less than a week after date night.

Mind you, if it came out that they were just friends - no benefits - that wouldn't surprise me either.

468 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-01 21:50 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>465 I went to an all girls school, and then I didn't have a serious relationship until I was 20 - and he was 27. So, thankfully, I missed some of the more puppyish years. And I've never seen one lift a table - those British boys!! :)

Ok, I have to actually go watch the trailer. I haven't yet. I am going to skip his twitter tag - it has over 2000 tweets. Quick 'no' to that.

469 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-01 22:25 ID:8GLG1MAn

The people who make trailers must make BANK, because on the trailer alone you wouldn't think that this has a 27% rating on RT.

I think we know how a certain segment of the fandom is reacting to the love scene between TH and EO. His neighbor will be surprised to see them in a horizontal position - and with no door in sight.

And this gem. Look at him work those blankets!

470 Name: Anon : 2015-12-01 22:34 ID:tB216AlG

>>469 Was this picture taken in Ikea?
(Tho actually ikea has been sending flat pack houses to refugee camps, so maybe...)

I am delighted to see the return of the grandad cardigan and that blue t shirt. I feel like equilibrium is restored :)

471 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-01 23:08 ID:8GLG1MAn

You know how sometimes you get caught in a vicious internet link maze - one link leads to another and another until you've wasted 30 minutes of your life? That just happened to me - the TH edition.

But look what I found...

Funny but also frightening. I've said it before: Tom, girl, you in danger.

472 Name: Anon : 2015-12-01 23:33 ID:tB216AlG

That is bizarre, I have to say. I went in late January when the fan fever was said to ha e been well established and I didn't see a thing. I wasn't into him at that time but my friend was, and was well switched on to Internet madness surrounding him, and she would have pointed it out I'd have thought.

473 Name: Anon : 2015-12-01 23:43 ID:tB216AlG

Looking back on it I was so bad. I was on the front row right by the shower and I was just ticked off that it was all so extra - this is the Donmar, why are they pandering etc. I didn't realise it was meant to be a great treat. Then in the robe of humility scene I said, probably horribly audibly, "he's wearing A JOCK STRAP under that robe" (which he was). I also failed to realise who had parked his big blue Jag in the almost empty car park near the theatre where I had parked, until much, much later, after I read how he had been forced to drive after people stalked him to the tube. I didn't see him while I was collecting my car, which is probably a good thing as I imagine he would have decked me for the jock strap remark.

474 Name: qaz : 2015-12-02 06:23 ID:tY18OJ3i

>>473 Spitting out my morning coffee. Anon, you naughty lady.

>>469 Right? I watched that trailer and caught myself thinking "Hey, it doesn't look bad, maybe I should go see it". (Ok, no, not really, I'm not going to).

475 Name: qaz : 2015-12-02 06:33 ID:tY18OJ3i

>>460 I'm going with the 2nd one. I always had a feeling there was something really going on, even when they denied it, only we didn't know what exactly. It could definitely have been a FWB situation.

476 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-02 16:32 ID:8GLG1MAn

I think this pic looks like TH, but the TH that didn't become an actor, the one that became an IT or bank manager from Stoke-on-Trent.

477 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-02 17:43 ID:8GLG1MAn

So, I made the mistake of checking out his twitter tag (I know, no one to blame but myself, glutton for punishment, especially since he tweeted and that always brings out the worst in people!).

The tweets are even more ri-donk-a-donk than usual. But I'm going to help you compose your own perfect tweet to Mr. H.

Select one from each of the following categories:

Opening Salutation:
3. A buttload of exclamation points (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
4. An emoji featuring heart-eyes

Over the top emotional reaction to a 2 minute (coincidence given the kitchen door tweets?) trailer:

  1. I'm crying so hard!
  2. I'm shaking it's so beautiful
  3. I've watched it 100 times and it's still NOT enough
  4. 14 crying emojis

Certainty of award:

  1. You're going to win an Oscar!
  2. I expect this film and you to be nominated for every award!
  3. Get ready to accept that little gold statue!
  4. Academy Award emoji

TH ego stroke:

  1. You're the best actor EVER!
  2. You are so good in this!
  3. Your accent was perfect, you're so amazing!
  4. OMG your voice makes me cry/shake/orgasm, it's that perfect!

I'm a fan; I wouldn't be here otherwise, but some of these ladies need to keep their damn panties on!

478 Name: Anon : 2015-12-02 19:29 ID:zWYkqYL9

In honour of this fine post I have devised a board specific Tom Hiddleston tweet generator.

Opening salutation:
1) Hello Mr Olsen
2) Hello Mr 2 Minutes
3) we do still love you but sometimes you make us ROFL
4) Heart eyes

Reaction to trailer:
1) Where is the High Rise trailer?
2) We prefer you with a bit more to hang onto
3) The accent is actually pretty good
4) The thing with the baby gave me the feelz. Bastard.

Certainly of Oscar glory:
1) Never gonna happen

TH ego stroke:
1) We're grown women with proper jobs and we're all here. What more do you want?
2) We don't all believe it was only 2 minutes.
3) Really none of us want to stroke your ego.

479 Name: Anon : 2015-12-02 20:26 ID:tB216AlG

TH looks like a mannequin in this one I think!

480 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-02 21:25 ID:8GLG1MAn

A beautiful mannequin (heart-eyes)! It's those Brezhnev eyebrows.

You just know GdT was buttoning up his shirt: 'No, no chest hair. We're saving that for the Blu-Ray release.'

481 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-02 21:36 ID:8GLG1MAn


'We're grown women with proper jobs and we're all here. What more do you want?' Truer words have never been spoken.

'We don't all believe it was only 2 minutes.' (Raises hand) I firmly believe it clocks in at a solid ten - as long as you don't think of tennis or Shakespeare or the movie Heat. And your ridiculous appearance on Chatty Man shows us that you've - at the very least - got a good stroke game...ummmm, Tom, have you ever seen the remains of the Claudian aqueduct outside of Rome....

482 Name: Anon : 2015-12-02 21:42 ID:tB216AlG

>>480 And the wild Romantic hair (heart eyes!). I'd so love to see him play the young Liszt.

see what I mean?

483 Name: Anon : 2015-12-02 23:14 ID:tB216AlG

>>481 "I firmly believe it clocks in at a solid ten [inches]."

My smut-o-meter just melted. I am sending you the bill.

484 Name: Anon : 2015-12-03 16:30 ID:tB216AlG

TH dreams he gets an Oscar:

485 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-03 17:12 ID:T/RlRTgb

Helen - aged 88 - shares her opinion on TH and one night stands.

EO's got some competition.

486 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-03 17:21 ID:T/RlRTgb

>>484 Oscars should just fly into a winner's hand like in that scene! It would make the ceremony bearable.

He's going to need to keep on least for a little while.

487 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-03 17:46 ID:T/RlRTgb

Speaking of awards...the BFI awards are on Sunday. Here's the nominee list for best actor.

Thoughts? Chances for ole TH?


I saw Macbeth. It was playing in the Hamptons at a small festival. I like MF as an actor, I like his face even more, but I thought his performance was flat (odd for Macbeth, I know, but it was a little beige, especially when he didn't have beautiful scenery around him).

I saw Legend as well. It had the most limited of limited releases at an art house theatre near me. It came, I saw it, blinked, and it was gone. If Hardy gets it, it will be for playing twins, i.d. doing double duty, and not for his overall performance. He was very over the top with one of the twins - which I'll concede is probably needed with East End gangsters - but it still put me off. And his overly puckered mouth upsets me.

I haven't seen the others. Has anyone on the board seen them?

I doubt TH will attend, he's got a monkey to wrestle into submission. And it might be his visitation weekend with EO (kidding!!).

488 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-03 17:53 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>483 Maybe he has some form of priapism and we're (mostly Anon and I) laughing at him. We'll feel terrible when he writes his autobiography and details his struggle with this affliction!!

It's not his fault! It's a condition!

489 Name: Anon : 2015-12-03 18:02 ID:tB216AlG

>>488 I don't mock his condition! I am in awe of his condition! If he lived in ancient Pompeii we know he would have lived in the house with the terracotta willy sticking out of the front wall.

490 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-03 21:37 ID:8GLG1MAn

NSFW!! Ancient smut to follow:

TH's living room wall painting:

TH's oil lamp:

TH's pendant:

To be fair to the ancient Romans, this symbol was meant to ward off evil spirits / bring about fertility, but willies are funny, and I still giggle like a school girl when I see them around ancient sites.

491 Name: Anon : 2015-12-03 22:18 ID:tB216AlG

>>490 I saw some of these in the Secret Room in the Naples Museum. There was a candelabra made entirely of willies and a 3 legged coffee table whose legs were willies; also a cup with a willy that became visible as you drank. I was surrounded by Serious German Academic Men (shorts, sandals, beards, biiiig cameras) and I was laughing so hard the tears rolled down my cheeks. They didn't laugh - but as my (now) husband pointed out, what possible inner kind of reaction were the Romans looking for with that coffee table? I wanted to take it away with me so badly!

492 Name: Anon : 2015-12-03 22:23 ID:tB216AlG

Inner? Other!

493 Name: Anon : 2015-12-05 20:40 ID:tB216AlG

>>487 So is Twitter full of alleged sightings of TH travelling to the UK for the award ceremony?! We need to know...!

494 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-06 04:27 ID:FoxK2GSK

>>493 No airport sightings. Sadly, I think that sort of journey is beyond even our little globetrotter.

Strangely, there were two sightings of him in Oregon. (Shrugs shoulders) Who knows!?!

495 Name: anonsy : 2015-12-06 04:55 ID:D5Aqosgp

>>494 I'm putting my money on mistaken identity for the Oregon sighting. I saw two tweets about it - one girl whose family member might have helped him in a store, and one that was in reference to the first tweet and not an actual sighting itself. Could be true, but it seems like a strange place for him to pop up.

496 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-06 05:54 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>495 I would agree...but maybe he and EO have a Portland love nest. All the big stars they don't.

It's unlikely...but stranger things have happened with this guy.

497 Name: Anon : 2015-12-06 06:53 ID:RQNfBWIu

Good God. Tom was filming till 5 am last night he can't be in Oregon.

498 Name: anonymous : 2015-12-06 07:50 ID:aQ2grWsa

>>497 May I ask how you know this? Not to dispute that he might not be in Oregon..

499 Name: Anon : 2015-12-06 08:46 ID:RQNfBWIu

There is a person I know very well who is in production so that's how I know. Plus this logically if he is somewhere right now (not on set) is London, not Oregon.

500 Name: Anon : 2015-12-06 09:43 ID:tB216AlG

>>496 Hahaha!! No, I think they are members of the mile high club and are getting it on in first class on the way to London even as we speak.

By the way, >>497 and >>499 are not me, much though I'd love to know someone Frightfully Important in Hawaii (hi Lex).

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