Thanks for the laugh guys - your comments are hilarious - and for all the links; I haven't visited the Bicycle site for a long time and would've missed this gem.

To put my two cents in the whole discussion - I'm with Anon here. When I encounter those wild erotic fantasies about TH, it always makes me chuckle a bit, because I myself get a distinct impression that he's not a very sensual person by his nature. Don't get me wrong, I certainly don't see him as a virginal unicorn prince, but when his fans make up those scenarios where he's some kind of a sex-god, and a night with him becomes the best event of their lives ever - yeah, I don't think that's what happens IRL. For some reason I have a feeling that he is a person who connects more to other people on a friendly or an intellectual level.
And there's nothing wrong with that, BTW :)