Tom Hiddleston 5 (1000)

1 Name: Couch Potato : 2015-10-17 15:02 ID:Heaven

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601 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-10 21:20 ID:8GLG1MAn


qaz, we don't talk about that first gif. WE DO NOT MENTION IT! And we certainly don't make me look at it...because...ugh...he's too...I hate you, Tom Hiddleston. I hate you!!

I once spent five minutes looking at that gif and smiling like an idiot. I do not regret those five minutes. I never shall.

602 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-10 21:21 ID:8GLG1MAn


Fraternal hand job...paw...deeply buried...groin.

Whoa, that escalated quickly.

(Rushes to Torrilla's page!)

603 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-10 21:23 ID:8GLG1MAn

This is the first tweet that came up in TH's search:

https://twitter. com/911grrl/status/675056440902598661

For those that don't want to bother with the link:

Ms.Molly (‏@911grrl)

I'm 18 mos deep in some Norwegian girl's Tom Hiddleston Instagram feed, just in case you wanted to feel better about yourself today.

604 Name: Anon : 2015-12-10 21:51 ID:tB216AlG

>>603 Hee hee!

Slow tweet day in the TH tag, I guess (or it is if you have blocked the worst heart eyes offenders).

605 Name: Anon : 2015-12-10 21:55 ID:tB216AlG

>>599 >>601

Yes, that gif. I only discovered it today, due to qaz's good offices. And that was the end of productive work. There is a section off tumblr that nicknames him SAF (stupid angel face - you see, I am learning the fandom acronyms!!). When I look at this pic I see what they mean.

606 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-10 22:11 ID:8GLG1MAn


Okay, after some intense research (watching the gif for several minutes), am I the only one who thinks that's more of a 'thigh job?'

Unless Sir Thomas is dressing wayyy to the left, her hand seems a tiny bit off center, so to speak.

Chinese censors, maybe Sir Tom had a charley horse, and his sister was trying to massage it out. Maybe Lucille was suffering from - Anon can attest - a bad case of 'Tea Shoulder' - a stress injury caused by making so many cups of poisoned tea. Her brother was easing the stiffness...with his lips.

See, just a normal familial relationship.

607 Name: Anon : 2015-12-10 22:27 ID:tB216AlG

>>606 The off to the left theory would explain the strange positioning of his bum in the sex scene!

Now you learn something new every day. I never knew what a Charley horse was until now.

608 Name: Anon : 2015-12-10 22:29 ID:tB216AlG

>>606 and yeah, I can attest: whenever I get "tea shoulder" TH drops by my place for a handjob and a shoulder snog. Haven't you seen my Instagram?

609 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-11 00:51 ID:8GLG1MAn

It probably helps that it's going to be set in Oz - easy commute for her.

610 Name: anonsy : 2015-12-11 06:36 ID:D5Aqosgp

>>609 Oooh, I wonder if she'll be the Enchantress. That could be interesting!

Also, the latest:
http://bluesandbooks . tumblr . com/post/134956487576/theo-split-in-enquirer

611 Name: Anon : 2015-12-11 10:30 ID:tB216AlG

>>610 The Enquirer! I see it dates the split from 30.11.15 which is the date that the Star article appeared.

Cate Blanchett is great - though am I right that there has still been no official confirmation that TH will be in TR (I am on an acronym roll now, there is no stopping me..!!). Didn't it come from a comment from Mark Ruffalo or something?

612 Name: Anon : 2015-12-11 17:04 ID:tB216AlG

I was just idly browsing Twitter, tumblr etc, thinking it was a slow news day for TH-related news and then I saw this!


613 Name: Anon : 2015-12-11 17:40 ID:tB216AlG

1) over the phone - OW!

2) on the same day as his best friend died - double OW! (And if she didn't know her fiancé's best friend had died, does that make it worse or better?!)

3) if the friend's obit was on 31.10.14 then she and TH had been filming maybe a week when she dumped BH. Makes a causal connection unlikely - however according to a commenter on CB they had been "rehearsing" together for some time, ho ho.

4) EO is a bitch queen to rival the jarthy.

5) this saga truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

614 Name: anonsy : 2015-12-11 17:51 ID:JUtYIpvr

I still think it's suspicious that Elizabeth Olsen broke off her engagement the same time Marc Abraham divorced his wife.

615 Name: Anon : 2015-12-11 18:26 ID:tB216AlG

>>614 I didn't know that! I like your gossip! I had thought that MA was a long time divorcé for some reason.

616 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-11 21:13 ID:8GLG1MAn


Ruffalo did mention TH and being in T:R, and he's on the IMDB page. However, I wonder how large his part will be. He's meant to be in disguise, remember. We may see more of Anthony Hopkins doing a TH.

617 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-11 21:20 ID:8GLG1MAn



Yes, they started filming in early Oct., but TH and EO had been together in Nashville (at some point and for some amount of time). Remember RC when he wrote about all the work TH was doing to prepare for the role? He said that he'd seen him (TH) rehearsing lines with his leading lady for six hours straight.


I thought that MA divorced at the end of 2013/start of 2014. I don't remember where I read that. He was married as late as 2012 when he mentioned speaking to his wife about TH.

618 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-11 21:23 ID:8GLG1MAn


Do not compare my queen Arthy to that piece of celery EO. NEVER!

Arthy was waging war on two fronts during her TH time: smiling at Wimbledon and in the Bora Bora pic, AND favoring and trolling fan girls on twitter. EO couldn't even manage to not hide her face when grabbing a taxi.

Arthy would have pole vaulted into that taxi and sat her ass down on TH's lap - like the goddess she is.

619 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-11 21:25 ID:8GLG1MAn


I'm afraid to wander into the veranda (CB comments).

Can someone give a summary of the overall tone? Are they defending TH or has he already been put into the basket a la The Wicker Man?

620 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-11 21:33 ID:8GLG1MAn

I wonder if EO knew about this article coming out (perhaps the author would have contacted her for a quote or touched base with her reps.)?

Maybe the 'He ended it' and 'I want to focus on my career' and 'he's living it up big time in Hawaii with the hula girls while I'm trying to recover' are meant to garner some sympathy for EO.

Because, damn, she could use some after this article. Even if she didn't know his best friend had died - an engagement should never be ended over the phone. And that's not because Emily Post says so, that's just being a human being.

621 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-11 21:35 ID:8GLG1MAn

622 Name: Anon : 2015-12-11 21:40 ID:tB216AlG


Don't slip on the verandah and accidentally deliberately get pushed into the bayou. The owner of the verandah is screaming "I told you she broke up with Boyd before the US Weekly article! I told you!" (ie the Perfect Disney Prince doesn't do overlap). This somewhat overlooks the month of 6h rehearsals.


1) debate is raging over whether EO was an utter bitch to dump Boyd on what must have been a bad day, or just "being honest with her feelings" (a phrase only used by women and only in my experience 0.00001 seconds before they do something utterly sow-like. But I digress).

2) quite a few people are saying "I don't get their PR." Me too.

3) quite a few people are saying "it still looks so shady/juicy." Ditto.

4) mad nanny stuff about none of this being anything at all to do with their PR. Ever.

TH not yet under bus.

623 Name: Anon : 2015-12-11 21:42 ID:tB216AlG

>>618 Yeah, you're right. The jarthy would have been giving TH a Lucille style seeing to while grinning into the camera.

624 Name: Anon : 2015-12-11 21:50 ID:tB216AlG

>>621 I love Michael K and would divorce and remarry him without question, (were I part of his stated sexual preference group).

625 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-11 21:56 ID:8GLG1MAn

>>623 I love that she gets a definite article. I agree that she deserves a definite article.

626 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-11 22:02 ID:8GLG1MAn


Oh, no, you don't.

I'm already plotting to kidnap him and send him to one of those Christian re-programing camps. AND then, I'll invite the board to our intimate wedding - catered, at his request, by In-N-Out burger. It will follow Lex's wedding to TH.

My fiancé already knows he is on the outs if MK suffers a head injury and wakes up from his coma transformed into a heterosexual. He'll show up at my place to find it empty with a receipt for a one-way ticket to Cali.

627 Name: Anon : 2015-12-11 22:04 ID:tB216AlG

>>626 If Michael K wakes up with a sexuality-changing head injury we'll know whodunnit!

628 Name: Anon : 2015-12-11 22:07 ID:tB216AlG

Did you buy the bag, by the way?

629 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-11 23:50 ID:YdKnsBbS

I did! Went with the cream. I've sworn an oath to reduce my carbon footprint in the new year!

630 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-11 23:58 ID:YdKnsBbS

The EO and BH story has been picked up by the DM - front page - right under the headline story - of the online US version. Same place in the UK version, but hidden as the second story on the scroll bar.

631 Name: Anon : 2015-12-12 00:23 ID:tB216AlG

>>629 Cream! You can use it at your wedding to Michael. So versatile ;)

632 Name: Couch Potato : 2015-12-12 05:41 ID:cXqj+T8i

Yeah, I've found that suspicious too. It also struck me as a little weird that she held his hand at TIFF then walked arms around each other later. But with Hiddleston, she covered her face immediately during pap night and had a freakout.

633 Name: Anon : 2015-12-12 05:46 ID:cXqj+T8i

People magazine and E!Online has also picked up the Boyd and EO story. Oh boy, is it going to be the battle of the exes now? And is TH going to be a casualty in it?

634 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-12 15:12 ID:Fv92fJtP

>>633 AND Perez and JustJared.

Poor Tom - I don't type those words often. Maybe casualty is too strong, as I don't think - neither do I think you do - he's going to come limping out of this.

However, he's certainly smack in the middle of the mess, especially since the articles I've skimmed mention their (EO and TH) 'relationship' coming hot on the heels of broken engagement. None I've seen outright say that TH was the cause of the breakup or that it was 'an affair' in the true sense of the word.

Whether the 'reason for' or the 'rebound after' - TH is certainly getting some column inches - probably not the type he'd like though.

I bet he's happy to be on a tiny island with lots of jungle right about now.

635 Name: Anon : 2015-12-12 15:26 ID:tB216AlG

>>634 (previous 2 not me - or, I think, "our" Couch. Where are you, Couch Potato? We miss you!).

He must indeed be so happy to be hidden away in the land where nobody photographs you even when they see you with EO (allegedly)(heheh!). It hasn't exactly panned out as someone hoped when they started leaking like a sieve back in May. Though if true, the circumstances of the broken engagement do provide some rationale for leaking - try and manufacture a sense of a decent interval, because otherwise the breakup story is even worse. Over the phone on the day your friend died AND because I've been cheating. I can imagine that she might have wanted to get ahead of that story by controlling the PR.

636 Name: Anon : 2015-12-12 15:46 ID:tB216AlG

>>634 BTW the comments on those articles are interesting. I know that anyone who comments on an Internet article is to a degree "invested" in the story (to use that hideous word). But they are perhaps less of the fandom than Celebitchy regulars or (gasp!) us, and without any of the truly exhaustive analysis in which we have engaged, they have concluded: the engagement ended because THEO were shagging on set; they then milked whatever was going on for all it was worth while ISTL looked like it might be a thing; now ISTL is a dead duck, so is the relationship. I would say that if this is the consensus outside the fandom, it has harmed TH's image.

637 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-12 17:14 ID:1L0JcaTy

>>635 Isn't funny that I didn't think it sounded like you and said as much in my response? I thought, Oh, she's been at the mince pies and Sherry. I'll check IDs more carefully.

No it isn't Couch Couch - she's a blue link.

638 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-12 17:26 ID:1L0JcaTy

>>636 It is a reasonable and logical conclusion, and thus the most likely one for those 'less invested' observers.

639 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-12 17:42 ID:1L0JcaTy

Whether THEO started during the engagement or very soon after it ended is unknown, but I think 'the chemistry' between EO and TH certainly played some part in the engagement coming to an end.

But I'm not going to fault EO or TH for that - not that they'd care! We've posted about this before: even if her engagement was rock solid when rehearsing and shooting started - she's only 25, her fiancé is a 1,000 miles away, she's filming emotional scenes with a charming, handsome man who can work a British accent AND a Southern one. Then, because the town's so small and the cast's so small, they're going to cafes together and spas together and everywhere else together. It was almost inevitable under those circumstances that she would start to wobble in her engagement.

TH was coming off Bora Bora with The Arthy. He needed to rebound hard and fast after letting such perfection slip through his fingers.

So, yeah, the timing was bad and they didn't handle their attraction, entanglements, relationship in the best, most straightforward fashion. But - that's life and they're human. We here know he's no Prince Perfect, so this messiness (again, messiness = life) shouldn't come as a surprise.

640 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-12 17:53 ID:1L0JcaTy

>>636 It will be interesting to see how this pans out image wise.

The He's a Prince and Can Do No Wrong group will explain it all away in some fashion or another. They're floating down De Nile and they like it there. So his image won't change with them - they'll still hail Kong as a masterpiece when it hits theatres.

The Realists understand that he's a man and life is complicated and he's not a monster - overlap or no overlap. They'll - I'll - still watch his movies and be interested in him.

But those are the two ends of the fan spectrum. What the in-betweens will do will be most fascinating.

641 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-12 17:54 ID:1L0JcaTy

Forgot to add - I wonder how Luke's weekend is going?

642 Name: anonsy : 2015-12-12 18:00 ID:pUVSIU7z

>>641 Haha. I wonder if Tom is going to just keep him around forever regardless of whether or not he does his job well. I think this EO thing has been a minor catastrophe for Tom, and though I'm not a PR expert I feel like something should be done about it. I don't know what, but pretty much anything other than what is currently going on.

643 Name: Anon : 2015-12-12 18:29 ID:tB216AlG

>>640 Watch this space.

I don't personally think it is inevitable or even likely that a relationship would falter in the circumstances you describe. Brie Larson is also young, a long way from her boyfriend, in the arms of the charming Mr H., and on a pretty much closed film set, which I imagine is an intense and bonding experience. Will she kick her fellow to the kerb for TH? I doubt it, unless the relationship already has issues. My own perspective is that the engagement breakup was a sign that things weren't meant to be, sooner or later, and if it wasn't TH it would probably have been somebody else. No blame for that, and it's probably for the best in the long run (if I had married the man I was with at 22....don't go there!).

Where I do give TH a hard stare is what happened after. Most people have a messy relationship from time to time and that's fine. It also is understandable given how the press write about people's private lives that he might wish to control how that story found its way into the public domain. However, where I part company with it is when it starts to look a lot like exploiting the relationship (or exploiting a friendship that people thought was a relationship) in the interests of publicising your movie, until precisely the moment when it becomes clear that that movie is a dog. And the reason I give that a hard stare is purely because it was accompanied by a lot of guff from TH about being principled and straight and not playing games and (per the FT article her wrote recently) about not generating click bait! it seems to me that if you are going to play the game, that's fine, but don't then pretend you're not.

644 Name: Anon : 2015-12-12 18:31 ID:tB216AlG


I DARE someone to tweet a link to this page to Luke!!!

645 Name: Anon : 2015-12-12 20:12 ID:tB216AlG

PS I will still heart eyes when I see his bare bottom in HR though!

646 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-13 13:41 ID:1L0JcaTy

>>643 True. But BL is - as we've mentioned - seems a lot more grounded, worldly and mature than EO. And I've seen BL's man - he's a musician, dark, scruffy - and drop dead gorgeous. Boyd is pretty much TH (similar color, build, features - just with a smaller forehead). It's like EO wanted to do a straight swap. Switch the one that's not there for the one who looks exactly like the other but is around/new and shiny.

I just can't with the whole publicity mess because I genuinely can't separate the PR and purposefully planned/leaked stuff from the straight up tabloid. Some called it a set up pap walk - but then why did they behave like that? And the majority of articles didn't paint either in a good light, so were they leaked? Which ones? Was that first pic planned/leaked? What is going on!?!

I do think that TH is playing some type of 'game' but he (and Luke) are playing so poorly that it's almost like he isn't playing the game. It reminds me of the time I agreed to join a Saturday football league but only if I could play goalie because then I could stand in goal and smoke and not have to actually run around, play, try. I wasn't playing a game - I was just smoking in goal.

I need a dozen Christmas cookies to wash the muddy taste out of my mouth.

This will end at some point, right?

647 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-13 13:55 ID:1L0JcaTy

>>645 Don't forget - according to the Asia producer for AMC - the bottom makes at least one appearance in TNM. Maybe more. Hell, maybe he Porky Pig-s it through the whole six parts!

648 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-13 14:04 ID:1L0JcaTy

A Tom snippet from Jason Mitchell's IG.

If you haven't seen Brie Larson's IG with Jason Mitchell's chopstick tutorial, check it out.

(Is that EO in the cupboard?) Just kidding!!!

649 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-13 14:13 ID:1L0JcaTy

So, Sunday Topic:

What tattoo would TH get? Where?

Obviously, it would be a quote - a long one. TH does not know how to self-edit - in so many ways!

It would be philosophical, maybe an entire Loeb's page worth of Marcus Aurelius or Seneca or Heraclitus?

It wouldn't go on his arse, because that's been his money maker of late. Got to keep that canvas blank for the cameras.

650 Name: Anon : 2015-12-13 14:54 ID:tB216AlG

>>646 We've tried to answer so often and always Epic Fail. But I think the May article in US Weekly came from one of them (probably her). Nobody on nw3 or the bicycle could confirm they had seen them together in London before then, and certainly there was no rumour in the press about them as a couple - in other words that info probably came from within. I imagine at that stage it had more to do with managing the messy engagement breakup than anything else. Then the sneaky from behind pic - that originated with the bicycle so I doubt they had anything to do with it.

Then the dreaded Pursegategate. Now I very much doubt that was a staged encounter - as you say, given their reaction it looks unlikely. But I do still think they must have anticipated they were like to be photographed, just not the extent of the feeding frenzy. There are plenty of very fancy restaurants in London where paps don't hang around outside, where mobile phones aren't allowed (so no tweeting to tip off the paps) and where your driver could collect you from a kerbside door. Maybe it was just defiance - we won't let the paps run our lives - but celebs who get a lot of pap attention tend not to tweak the dragon's tail unless they are prepared to take the risk that they might be seen. So I do feel like they were playing games - but mostly a game of chicken. We might be seen, and if we are we'll keep them guessing with our weirdly ambivalent body language. TH lives in London and he is not a complete baby about this (cf ability to hide the Jarthy away after initial attention). I think he knew what the likely outcome of that dinner was.

After that - who knows about the later articles. US Weekly I still think came from the same inside source, but by then they had enough material that they could make stuff up and sound convincing. The rest were just voices in the echo chamber and all seemed to derive from US Weekly. It is quite noticeable though that they didn't confirm or deny the rumours until TIFF. Previously EO had been very keen to deny she was seeing Jeremy Renner. I think she specifically denied that on Gossip Cop. That rather begs the question, if you were ultimately going to deny you were dating TH, why wait until mid September? The only answer I can think of for that is because the gossip served a useful purpose.

651 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-13 15:04 ID:1L0JcaTy

In case you'd forgotten how blessed this boy was bone structure wise.

652 Name: Anon : 2015-12-13 15:21 ID:tB216AlG

>>648 TH wearing an expression that says "my body is a temple and I am NOT getting a tattoo" !!

653 Name: qaz : 2015-12-13 16:38 ID:tY18OJ3i

>>649 >>652 I love tattoos, but can you imagine one on TH? I can't, he just doesn't seem like the type at all.

But he absolutely should get one, and it should be initials, only I can't decide whose - JA or EO? I'd go with JA.

P.S. JA are also my initials (no joke), so I may be biased.

654 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-13 17:19 ID:1L0JcaTy

>>653 I can't imagine him with one either but...

maybe a full back tattoo of this glorious moment and 'JA 4ever' underneath. When you enter the scene, qaz, he'll just need to alter the face, not the initials!

655 Name: qaz : 2015-12-13 18:26 ID:tY18OJ3i

>>654 He'll also need to alter his own face, because this one says more like 'JA nevermore', and I can't have that!

Oh, and on this whole mess of a thing with EO, BH, TH, etc. - meh... IDK.
Yes, this whole situation is not pretty and could have been handled better. But I’m generally not a very judgy person, and not the one to throw stones, especially when we do not know all the circumstances. Who knows what happened. This evening, I feel too lazy even to speculate :)
But I do wonder what TH is thinking nowadays about all this.

BTW re: >>640, I thought we were the middle of the spectrum :) And on the ends we have the ‘Prince Charming’ group and the ‘Evil Incarnate’ group (some anons from the Bicycle site screaming how they are disappointed and so over him?)
Well, nothing has changed with me; I’m still going to see his movies and probably even have heart eyes at some point. Cause I’m a real fan like that, lol.

656 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-13 20:44 ID:1L0JcaTy

I'm not turning this into a Domhnall Gleeson board - I promise, but this is for qaz.

And his acceptance speech for his father at the BIFAs. It starts at the 2:05:40 mark.

Tom, I still love you (I know you're reading since you use Sundays to catch up on fan boards!). It's just there are other pale, British Isles actors out there - they need some affection too.

657 Name: qaz : 2015-12-13 22:25 ID:tY18OJ3i

>>656 Haha, thanks! His acceptance speech and comments in the article are really funny, and I'm glad he's OK after that taxi accident.

I've also watched his BIFA RC interview a few days ago (I just partly forgot to mention, and partly didn't want to 'litter' the TH thread with him). I like him :)

Tom, I still love you too, but I'm fickle, so watch it.

658 Name: Anon : 2015-12-13 22:46 ID:tB216AlG

He still doesn't do it for me, but I forgive you both the hijack for the back tattoo suggestion and for the revelation that qaz is in fact the Jarthy.

Actually I am having another "I am Spartacus" moment. What if the Jarthy is trolling this board and she is one of us? Is she me (used to live in NW3)? Lex (TH will marry her one day)? Couch Potato (gone quiet, possibly because on extended paradise island vacation with her lover)?

659 Name: Anon : 2015-12-13 22:52 ID:tB216AlG

>>653 >>654

I love tattoos too, on the right man (come over here, Idris). But on TH? He is so vanilla. It would be wrong. Marginally less wrong than him getting diverted to the piercing section of the tattoo parlour ("I'm sorry sir, but we're going to have to charge double on account of the size"). But still wrong. I so hope he doesn't now to peer pressure and get one.

660 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-14 00:39 ID:1L0JcaTy

>>658 I WISH I were The JArthy! Lex also wishes she were JA. Sure, she was nothing to write home about but Wimb., BB, an entire year and a half - she got more than most did from post-fame TH.

>>659 Ring, ring. Do you have Prince your pants!

661 Name: anonsy : 2015-12-14 02:32 ID:D5Aqosgp

In theory, Tom could have a hidden piercing in a certain specific area...

662 Name: Anon : 2015-12-14 13:45 ID:tB216AlG

High Rise Trailer!!!

663 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-14 15:58 ID:FUtd2f5x

>>661 Nah, JA and EO always seemed to be walking normally. ;)

664 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-14 15:59 ID:FUtd2f5x

>>662 I checked his twitter feed - 1,700 - yep, he must have tweeted.

665 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-14 16:04 ID:FUtd2f5x

Of those 1,700 tweet, about 70% are screen caps of the shower scene.

Oh, twitter, I love you.

666 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-14 16:10 ID:FUtd2f5x

The other 30% are gifs of the squash game - or Thighmageddon as I'm calling it.

667 Name: Anon : 2015-12-14 19:37 ID:tB216AlG

>>665 If he had a Prince Albert surely we would see it twinkling in this scene! Also he is probably uncircumcised, being British, and I am not clear that such things are really possible on an untampered-with one - a bit like wearing a large necklace under a turtleneck ;)

668 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-14 21:23 ID:FUtd2f5x

>>667 I knew a rugby player once with one - just as God made him too. He was always worried it would be 'interfered with' on the pitch!!

But TH with a PA? Chances seem low!

Maybe one of us should submit it as a blind item to a gossip site. Then it will become gospel in the fandom. Fans would have a meltdown. Twitter was full of some yesterday worried that he was actually going to get/had gotten a tattoo. I could almost hear the wails through the monitor.

669 Name: Anon : 2015-12-14 21:28 ID:tB216AlG

>>668 Did you - what's the appropriate phrase? - use this facility? I have never come across one but I would worry about it somehow catching on the inside. Eek.

670 Name: Anon : 2015-12-14 21:37 ID:tB216AlG


PS speaking of fandom meltdowns, it is an article of faith among the US-based nannies that he must be circumcised, because how could the Perfect Disnwy Prince not be? I have seen numerous hilarious wailings of "But his parents were rich! He must have been done!". So our blind item must state, in the memorable words of Hunter S Thompson, that he has "a throbbing uncircumcised c*ck" (sorry for salty talk - and it's only Monday, folks!!)

671 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-14 21:44 ID:FUtd2f5x

You've got a little something on you...

Worst interior decorator EVER.

672 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-14 21:52 ID:FUtd2f5x


No, I did not!! And I don't think I'd have the nerve to take advantage of such facilities. Brave woman indeed.


What does wealth have to do with it? 'I see your household income is 100,000 GBP, so I'll just tick the yes box next to circumcision.'

673 Name: Anon : 2015-12-14 22:10 ID:tB216AlG


No me neither, though my married state precludes me ever trying now!

I think the logic is that although not available on the NHS (since the 1940s, fact fans!), being circumcised is such a dirty horror that if you could possibly afford it you would pay to have it done privately. Most of these comments probably come from 19 year olds who have no notion of how unpopular and uncommon it is in Europe save for religious reasons.

674 Name: Anon : 2015-12-14 22:11 ID:tB216AlG

Sorry that makes no sense! "Being uncircumcised is such a dirty horror" etc

675 Name: Whatsinaname : 2015-12-15 01:22 ID:pAFOg9nm

>>667 >>673 During the post Bora Bora hype, the Bike claimed one of her 'sources' knew Without A Doubt that he was circumcised. She argued down anyone who tried to reason with her as to why he probably wasn't. But she KNOWS. And her inexperienced, gullible followers hang on her every word.

676 Name: anonsy : 2015-12-15 01:42 ID:tKjuDr6x

I can never decide if Town Bike is a victim of the infamous Tom Hiddleston tumblr catfishers or if she's just an expert troll.

677 Name: Anon : 2015-12-15 09:21 ID:tB216AlG

>>675 Oh I remember that! She had a dick pic she had been sent by someone - which she censored! Why she assumed that was him, God only knows.

>>676 I kind of feel she is a bit of both. She has had at least one genuine piece of gossip (the pic of him with EO) and I am sure there were more. But she believed and published some of the catfish stuff too I think.

678 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-15 16:58 ID:wvq9pSxQ

Blink and miss it TH.

I wonder if Luke got a little thrill from hearing that?

I wonder if Luke thought - No, I'm the one that acts like a father in this relatioship.

I wonder if it's Luke's ringtone now.

679 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-15 21:37 ID:wvq9pSxQ

A little snippet on Thor and cuts to/restructuring of the Australian arts budget.

I don't know the in and outs of the economics or the politics of this issue, but it will be interesting to see how it goes down PR wise.

680 Name: Anon : 2015-12-16 09:27 ID:tB216AlG

>>679 Do I read it aright that they are cutting the arts budget and handing the cut out as a subsidy to Marvel? How enlightened!

681 Name: Anon : 2015-12-16 09:28 ID:tB216AlG

>>678 I am glad to see TH's impression of Darth Vader is no better than anyone else's, including mine!

682 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-16 19:55 ID:wvq9pSxQ


That's what I took away: ' part of $52.5 million in cuts to the Arts and Communications, $47 million of which it will redirect to major Hollywood film studios for Thor and Alien sequels.'

I'm sure those films will benefit Australia. Hell, TH being there will benefit the country, but $47 mil worth of benefit?

683 Name: Anon : 2015-12-16 20:18 ID:tB216AlG

>>682 He has to be full frontally naked in every scene and showing us his tattoos and piercings for it to be worth greasing Marvel with $47 mil of cash meant for the arts.

684 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-17 00:13 ID:wvq9pSxQ

>>683 The way he's been showing his bum's possible.

685 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-17 00:14 ID:wvq9pSxQ

A TUT - or Tweet until Tortilla! Paint covered TH from Total Film.

https://twitter. com/TomTheNextLevel/status/677266123738488832

686 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-17 00:19 ID:wvq9pSxQ

Torrilla - Auto Correct!!!

687 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-17 19:06 ID:6BpkryCv

He's FEELING it! We wouldn't expect anything else.

688 Name: Anon : 2015-12-17 22:19 ID:tB216AlG

>>687 I love this! Please tell me he and his mate are doing Donna Summer and Barbra Streisand in No More Tears

689 Name: Anon : 2015-12-18 09:31 ID:tB216AlG

Saw a random comment from nw3 on a tumblr post so I dropped by to have a look on a whim and she's back! Nothing of interest to report; she has just posted lots of sparring with all her anons, some of whom think she was responsible for Kitchen Door Tweet!

690 Name: Anon : 2015-12-18 12:01 ID:tB216AlG

The boy filming. Doesn't look very 60s to me!

692 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-18 18:28 ID:iEL76ISY


Oooo. I don't know NW3 that well. By the time I was knee deep, she'd deleted her blog posts and flown the coop. Then she came back and it was fairly useless/uninteresting things. Then she went again.

Could she be Kitchen Door Anon? She lives in NW3, but is she close enough to have seen THEO in their natural habitat (cue David Attenborough voice over)?

693 Name: Anon : 2015-12-18 19:57 ID:tB216AlG

>>692 She is a funny one. Started her blog supposedly as an "antidote" to the stories about TH being a cokehead and all around nasty guy. Supposedly she was the nw3anon who previously gave a few items to the bicycle, though the bicycle was never sure if it was the same person.

She started off giving some pretty specific info about when she had seen him at the cafe or running or whatever, and promised some "dishes" on why he had split up with SF - although when that came it was of a level of profundity like "they didn't get on." She started off claiming to be a neighbour who saw him on occasion, but as time went on she said she had met members of his family, "knew" him to chat to at the cafe etc.

Someone on here pointed out that she always seemed to have sighted him after there had been a Twitter sighting, and there was one odd occasion when he was verifiably elsewhere, she got it wrong, and then claimed her account had been hacked! She deleted some stuff after about a month, whether because she knew she was wrong or because it might identify her to him, who knows. After another few months she had a meltdown (unclear why) and deleted the lot. Then came back for a short period when the EO story surfaced. Then someone started tweeting screen caps of her blog to him (!) and she vanished again.

Who knows whether she was a mad fantasist or whether any of it was true. FWIW I did think she lived broadly round there, as she had enough local detail for it to sound right to me (as someone who lived a 5 minute walk from his house for a long time). I very much doubt if they were actual neighbours in the sense of residing in the same or adjoining complexes. You could easily live a 10 minute walk away and see him most days if you made the effort to go and hang around the cafe. She always said that you couldn't see his windows from the road (as proof that she knew his movements because lived reeely close etc). In fact you can see some of the skylights, so anyone who knew where to look could see if a light was on. I felt that some of her info was true but it was what she got as a passerby or hanger around at the cafe, and not because she had ever actually spoken to him. I imagine she also beefed it up with a few Twitter sightings.

694 Name: Anon. : 2015-12-18 21:16 ID:iEL76ISY

>>693 Interessante. However, refuting drug and Mr. Nasty claims in her position seems a useless endeavor. She's 'anon' and - at the very most - a close acquaintance (if she did meet members of his family and was on speaking terms with him). What type of insider info would she have to combat false claims? 'I've never seen him do a line of coke' - well, neither have I. 'I've never seen him kick a kitten' - yep, that's an affirmative from me, too. TH is 100% not a kitten kicker.

But does that change the minds of people who think TH snorts lines of coke WHILE kicking a kitten? Nope.

695 Name: Anon : 2015-12-18 22:56 ID:tB216AlG

>>694 I think she has in truth long left such high ideals (cough) behind. The blog has for ages read like a low rent version of the bicycle. She publishes the anons accompanied by her own put-downs. And she talks to her little coterie of more or less malevolent fellow bloggers. It's a bit like Celebitchy, only they have ditched any pretence that there is a verandah over the seething crocodile pit. I haven't seen a piece of actual information worth a damn on there since about March. Even before then it had got pretty sparse, as she had finally tumbled to the fact that if by some remote possibility he read it, he might realise who she was if she said "I saw him today when he was leaving the cafe and I was coming in." Having hooked her followers in with some grain of truth she didn't need to reveal more. Nonetheless it has been amusing to watch the blog die and then be brought back to life. It has been speculated that she has a relative who genuinely is well known in theatre who told her to can it.

696 Name: Whatsinaname : 2015-12-18 23:20 ID:pAFOg9nm

>>695 I remember that, Anon. Someone sent her an anon ask saying something to the effect of (paraphrasing) " if your aunt knew about this blog you would be in trouble.'

697 Name: Whatsinaname : 2015-12-18 23:22 ID:pAFOg9nm

>>696 'if your aunt knew about this blog you would be in trouble...the theatre world is small.' (Sorry I got cut off at first.)

698 Name: Anon : 2015-12-19 15:40 ID:tB216AlG

I haven't seen this before. Special effects short (spoilers!):

699 Name: Whatsinaname : 2015-12-20 02:45 ID:pAFOg9nm

This was recent, in Honolulu at a club called The Republik:

700 Name: Whatsinaname : 2015-12-20 02:54 ID:pAFOg9nm

And this one, from the Hawaii wrap party:
At least 2 tumblrs have mentioned that maybe this blonde was the one people mistook for EO from reported sightings. Similar look so if you're not right in front her, it's possible to mistake her.

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