Oh, no, you don't.
I'm already plotting to kidnap him and send him to one of those Christian re-programing camps. AND then, I'll invite the board to our intimate wedding - catered, at his request, by In-N-Out burger. It will follow Lex's wedding to TH.
My fiancé already knows he is on the outs if MK suffers a head injury and wakes up from his coma transformed into a heterosexual. He'll show up at my place to find it empty with a receipt for a one-way ticket to Cali.