PS speaking of fandom meltdowns, it is an article of faith among the US-based nannies that he must be circumcised, because how could the Perfect Disnwy Prince not be? I have seen numerous hilarious wailings of "But his parents were rich! He must have been done!". So our blind item must state, in the memorable words of Hunter S Thompson, that he has "a throbbing uncircumcised c*ck" (sorry for salty talk - and it's only Monday, folks!!)