>>919 Michael K calls Bendydick Cumberpatch the Lizard King. I think that about sums it up perfectly.

BC will NOT be invited to my maniped wedding. The guest list only includes the POTUS, the giant scarf, bowls of cigs and the alien priest.

EO's dress - designed by her sisters - will be made entirely out of nicotine patches.

Now, to learn photoshop....