Tom Hiddleston 7 (1000)

464 Name: Anon : 2016-03-11 23:37 ID:rVdqg1Nm

Ok here goes. Format copyright Anon.

No of dumb animals that met a sticky end: 3
No of times I thought that I don't have sex on my dining table or my kitchen island nearly enough: 2
No of orgies: 2 (I think - it all blended into one after a time)
No of times my panties flew across the room when Laing grunted "I'm coming" at a crucial moment: 1
No of times my panties flew across the room when Laing danced with a bevy of air stewardesses: 1
No of fights in supermarket: 2
No of squash games with Laing in very tight shorts: 1
No of cunnilingus slurping noises: 1
No of visuals to go with aforesaid noise other than Sienna Miller's knees: 0
No of guest appearances by Liddle Hiddles: 1 (you've seen it. Sorry. And without a slowed down gif you wouldn't have noticed)
No of times I thought "how the fuck did this get a 15 certificate and not an 18": at least 3
No of times I thought it could have been 10 minutes shorter: 2

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