>>167 I wasn't AB like at all. I wasn't bringing down the worst man in the world. I was just fact gathering! The guy that was originally meant to go pulled out when he found out his wife was pregnant. He didn't want to take the risk, which should have been my signal NOT to volunteer. But I'm stupid. What I was thinking before I went: This is going to be so exciting. I'm going to get a pay raise afterwards! While there: Crap. Am I going to get shot before my wedding? After: Never again.

The Corden interview was strange for the 'duo interview' with the other guy. And ugh, can we stop mentioning the Hiddlestoners? Please. His standing up and taking a bow with them cheering = major blurgh. He doesn't need a stylist but he does need someone to stop him doing verging-on-obnoxious things like this. TH with baby animals is recommended, however.

>>170 He's still going at breakneck speed, isn't he? Is the stylist going to put her hand up for picking blue over black and the 'bold choice' of a pocket square?