Peeks in. Waves. Hey guys. Real life hit me hard over the past month which explains my absence.

Married, honeymooned....knocked up. Yeppers. I was before I went to Libya but didn't realize it. Sorry I put you in so much danger, zygote, and exposed you to all those stress hormones! We already think the kid's going to come out suffering from PTSD. Thankfully I wasn't showing at the wedding so I didn't need to pull a complete Sophie Hunter with the dress.

Will Hiddleswift follow my example? Or Cumberbatch's?

I don't know what to say really. I was okay with him being with the previous piece of beige cardboard so I guess I'm okay with this new piece of cardboard. The beach pictures sure make a change from Pursegate Gate. He's either really in lurve as only a man can be with the sparkly unicorn that is Taylor Swift or he's had pap stroll and PDA lessons. Both perhaps.

I'll check in as often as I can.

PS Let's see if this relationship lasts as long as my gestation!