>>924 I want him to buy her a pony (or some kind of tandem horse that they can both ride) and her to completely remodel his wardrobe and hair into Harry Styles #2. Something along the lines of this wonderful floral suit:
http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/fashion/celebrity-fashion/2015/02/harry-styles-style-file-fashion-and-outfits
Then I want her to buy a stylish love nest within walking distance of his house and decorate it with declaration of love doilies and a themed bedroom inspired by her rudimentary glance at the cover of one of THs 1st edition Shakespeare anthologies. The cracks will begin to show only once she hand embroiders a misquoted sonnet on their duvet cover and after that I don't care if they split up or marry