I just woke up. We had a night out and I have a hangover. I thought I felt bad but now I have just been sick in my mouth a bit.

What is going on, people? When I said I would look out for her gigantic security detail I was joking. She doesn't need security in Aldeburgh. Yes, the Aldeburgh Festival is on but the average age of festival goers is about 75. No joke. (American peeps - it is a music festival for composers Taylor would of course recognise, like Benjamin "Yeezy" Britten).

I really, genuinely, thought they would take his car and drive to Aldeburgh and try to be on the down low. I was expecting maybe a blurry fan shot from a local kid. There is no doubt at all that these pics are staged. Quite apart from the posing (walking three abreast with arms around each other - so natural) they can't have been taken later than late afternoon because of the light. That means they were being taken almost simultaneously with the tweets saying he was in Essex emerging. Aldeburgh is a 1h drive from Ipswich and a 2.5h drive from central London so for someone to get there in time these pics have to have been a set up. Tom Hiddleston just used his mother for a pap stroll. I really am disappointed now.