>>828 He mostly resembles Uncle Sam actually. Tall, thin, can't grow a proper beard, looks of retirement age (that was unnecessarily cruel - I apologize). I predict TH as Uncle Sam: I WANT You...for an over publicized relationship.
This will be my first July 4th without alcohol since I was about 20. I do not need this shit on top of what's already a non-margarita and Corona chaser holiday. Bite me, TayTo!