If it's true about her not being sexual, how did her and Calvin last 15 months?
>>421 Maybe he's getting paid through product placements in the pap strolls? But I can only see that for when they were in the UK. Or maybe she does lock her bfs in some sort of NDA. Or maybe she just gives enough where the guys think they'll get lucky later? So lots of closed mouth kisses and dry humping?
Either way, I don't see how someone like Tom can last for long without any sex.
No, cringe burger lives!! It lives! http://4-ch.net/img/src/1467812218043.png
>>420 >>421 I think they've done the deed. But I also think it is as awkward and non-spontaneous as their PDAs. I've said before that a man will often up his kink level depending on the woman in his bed. This couple screams 'two pieces of melba toast' between the sheets: bland, boring, unfulfilling.
On a positive note, they may have invented a new sexual position: The Cringe Burger. It involves reading the personally insulting comments from a tabloid mag before engaging in boring, quick and shame-fiiled coitus...while wearing an I heart T.S. wife-beater. Go on, try it yourselves.
Sex? Yes. Good sex? No. Not if the PDAs are anything to go by.
