All I've got to say is: earn that money, Luke! Earn that money, Tree.
This is so good, I don't even know what we all did to deserve this level of awesome.
I was laughing so hard when I read the first posts that my husband told me to stop because he was worried about the little zygot getting whiplash. Which I don't think can actually happen - he's got a medical degree and can make shit up to frighten me into line.