God, looking at those pics of him in Vietnam has almost brought a tear to my eye. He was so sweet - full of smiles and so clearly having a wonderful time with his life.

Now he looks so damn unhappy for so much of the time. Can that all be down to press intrusion and people writing snarky articles? If everything in the garden was lovely, would he care two hoots?

I know I bitch about dear Amal being a thirsty talentless famewhore and possible beard. But she and Clooney got as much attention as this, if not more, when they went public, and yet I have never seen a pic with either of them looking this glum.