Does her red bikini top spell America or Australia? If it says Australia, I may have to keep giggling. And what does this have to with THs career? Will this get him an Oscar winning rolling in a Scorsese film? Or a tony award for playing Hamlet, like Ralph Fiennes? And how much longer do we have to be bombarded by this situation, if it turned out not to be real? July or August? Early fall? Any guesses?