Tom Hiddleston 11 (1000)

1 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 12:24 ID:zRGlmuDi

Thread to talk about the actor Tom Hiddleston

2 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 12:25 ID:zRGlmuDi

2 full threads in how many days? This must be a record....

Re 998 on previous thread: It doesn't have to be pregnancy.

If it's true he's about to propose it's likely to be a self-fulfilling prophecy. I proposed after a month, therefore it must be true love. He strikes me as both impulsive and pig-headed, just the type who would marry in haste to show the world he's right. And/or he is as nervous as everybody else about her flighty reputation. He wants to grab this one and get her committed so she and her private jet don't swan off elsewhere.

It could also just be the news cycle. If it's Wednesday it must be the engagement article.

3 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-13 12:27 ID:tmvu+J8S

For entertainment, I give you an Us Weekly blast from the past, July of last year:

And the Sun, from January of this year:

(My captcha is "vile bish" LOL)

4 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 12:29 ID:zRGlmuDi

Re 1000:

I agree he is sending a message. He's far too clever to have done this by accident. To that extent I agree with the crazy tumblr folks.

However I am no so sure he is sending a message saying "this is a holiday romance." I think he is sending a message saying "this is a genuine relationship and please please don't believe the millions of tweets over the last 3 weeks that this is a fake relationship. Or all those articles in the mainstream press saying I am a thirsty little fameho. Please."

5 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 12:32 ID:n8Ob+5ev

It's hilarious he retweets that article the same day as US prints about him proposing to Taylor.

If he was referring to Brexit when retweeted, he should have been more precise. But I guess he's counting on the ambiguity to work in his favor, both in shaming people who won't buy the happy couple narrative and to allow wiggle room that maybe he wasn't referring to his private life ("because I never talk about my personal life") but rather poignantly expressing his views on the current political climate and its influencers.

6 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-13 12:33 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>4 Agreed, that is certainly what he trying to say. The medium of the message is all wrong though. Silly boy.

7 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-13 12:37 ID:ofJFc1Po

>>2 I would buy the impulsive and pig- headed line. He has shot himself in the foot and just stood up and misfired again and again.
>>3 Still, meeting the parents after 4 months doesn't even come close to their two week mark.
I also have the impression US Weekly is a much more credible source than the Sun, non for engagement rumors?
>>4 Yes on the 'I may be an actor but really and truly I wasn't acting' line (and neither was my mum, she truly grabbed all my ex lovers like that on first meeting)

8 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-13 12:37 ID:3dNWdQHm

Do you think he knew the proposal story was coming out today via her camp, and his RT was a way to deflect?

9 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 12:38 ID:zRGlmuDi


Ah, Tom and his poignant little visits to social media whenever the nasty journos are being howwible to poor diddums. This makes 3 (The Wirk, Seneca and a sententious, overlong Guardian article).

10 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-13 12:40 ID:ofJFc1Po

>>8 Quite possibly his way of saying don't believe the engagement rumor.
>>5 He notoriously avoids any political stances- so much so I find it impossible to take the RT as anything but personal

11 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 12:42 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>7 No idea if the Sun is more or less reliable than USW. On the one hand, it is a tabloid, but on the other, it is not in the publicists' pockets and it did break the story that they were dating! It may be peddling a different kind of half truth than USW, which promulgates whatever lie the celebs' publicists think will suit their purposes today.

12 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 12:43 ID:Heaven

>>3 hahaha same old same old.

>>5 Does it work in his favour? With the exception of TH's fangirls and the Swifties, anyone would think what we thought: hypocrite. He is dating a girl that uses her own fans to manipulate the narrative on social media, someone that uses her hair to kiss ass Anna Wintour and get herself a commercial with Apple. He just did the opposite of what he should be doing.

13 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 12:45 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>4 See, that was more self projection because I can't figure out if his awkward refusal to comment on Taylor is giving himself the out that "well I never called her my gf anywhere, the media assumed just because I took her to meet my family. I'm a private man so no one knows how I treat my gfs, maybe I take all of them to meet my family, serious or not." OR if he really is serious long term with her and is getting peeved no one is believing him. Then again if you're serious about someone, you wouldn't care about what others thought. And he's smart enough to know that.

Or maybe this is his comment on Brexit but without saying anything. Because he can never express a personal point of view or opinion explicitly out of fear of being "divisive".

14 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 12:52 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>12 It didn't but I think he thought it would. He's been drinking too much of Taylor's Kool-aid if he thinks his fanbase will respond like Taylor's does to her when she throws out a rallying cry.

15 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-13 12:54 ID:ofJFc1Po

16 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 12:56 ID:Heaven

>>10 He avoids those, but we are way after the fact and come on, nobody believes he was in the Brexit camp, if not for political reasons, for economical ones. Britain cinema and tv industry very loudly expressed how Brexit is going to be a disaster for them, less money to spend and more difficulties employing foreign artists.

But like NewAnon said, he was counting on the ambiguity, so later he could say he was talking about one or the other.

17 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 12:59 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>15 "A Hiddleston pal" - when, pray, has he seen any pal, or even his own publicist (assuming that by now he has no actual friends left) in the last month? Another plant from her side, I am guessing.

What does Luke even do, now?

18 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 12:59 ID:Heaven

19 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 13:01 ID:Heaven

>>15 What I notice in these articles is that they always illustrate how TS feels, only her state of being is ever mentioned.

>>17 Luke was at the 4th of July party, but yeah it's her leaking.

20 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 13:05 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>15 The Hiddleston pal says it's all very fast and public and then an insider, and I'm assuming this one is a Swift pal is all they have fun energy, she's ecstatic and giddy.

LOL! If those are true summarizations of how their respective camps feel then maybe the end is nigh.

21 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 13:09 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>19 Same here. It's always HER perspective and how it's all affecting her. It's the Taylor Swift show and Tom is guest starring in it. I think it's been her show since day one and Tom doesn't get much of a say. Not publicly at least.

22 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 13:16 ID:zRGlmuDi

someone on CB correctly observed that now Tom has started using emoticons on his tweets, the end is nigh.

23 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 13:26 ID:Heaven

>>22 he finally found a way to be brief

24 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-13 13:28 ID:ofJFc1Po

'Rupert Hawksley ‏@ruhawksley 7m7 minutes ago
Thing is, I write these articles but am I in on the joke?'

'Earlier today, meanwhile, Hiddleston tweeted his approval for an article in The Guardian with the headline: "How technology disrupted the truth". Is this a clue that their relationship is an elaborate prank at the expense of the Internet?
If Hiddleston wants to quash these rumours, there is only one thing for it: put a ring on it. '

25 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 13:37 ID:n8Ob+5ev

What if he's already proposed and now they're easing people towards it so that when its announced its not completely out of left field?

Lol will he still refuse to comment on her when she's his fiancé and then wife?

However, based on People, I'd say there's no proposal coming. But rather a breakup. The wording of that one was just very telling.

26 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 14:00 ID:n8Ob+5ev

And then TMZ publishes this as claims coming from Taylor's side

For the record, I don't think Taylor would ever write a song and not publicly claim credit for it. Especially one that's such a huge hit.

All of this combined, the Tom romance and the marriage leaks and the Calvin digs, all make for a very interesting perspective told by Taylor.

27 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-13 15:21 ID:BnzEW/6z

What is going on? Can someone hold me? I feel lost and afraid.

He has the radio interview today - or tomorrow in Oz time. Let's see what delights that brings. More stuttering, more uncertainty, maybe an engagement announcement. Maybe TayTay will join him as a surprise. Impromptu (that they've been practicing for weeks) country and western duet, anyone?

28 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 15:27 ID:Heaven

>>27 If we see him with his guitar and TS in tow we might have to get ready for a duet, song: I Saw the Light. Followed by a RT of an article about how social media killed people appreciation of indies gems like ISTL. Everyone is so mean!

29 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-13 15:43 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>28 Jesus, Mary & Joseph, that better not happen.

30 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 15:49 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>27 It's ok, you are suffering from PTSD. Post tweet scepticism & distrust.

I read about this condition on Twitter.

31 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 16:10 ID:zRGlmuDi

If there is a live performance, hang onto your eardrums. It will be the autotuned leading the tone deaf:

32 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-13 16:32 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>31 So they DO have something in common.

33 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-13 16:35 ID:3dNWdQHm

Calvin getting messy on Twitter. Amazing.

34 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-13 16:36 ID:BnzEW/6z

35 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-13 16:38 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>33 It's all so messy. When it's all said and done - whatever the outcome - I feel everyone involved is going to need to pitch in for one of those cleaning services that deal with crime scenes...violent crime scenes.

36 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 16:55 ID:Heaven

I admire the fact that Harris won't go down without a fight, that he won't let her PR paint him as the bad guy so she can play victim and win back the favour of the media.

Shame on TH for being part of this.

37 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 16:56 ID:zRGlmuDi

I love this!! The oversharing! The messiness! The ex-BF!

Is Calvin sitting at home swigging rosé wine alternatively with eating Pringles straight from the tube with one hand and peanut m&ms with the other?

38 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 16:58 ID:zRGlmuDi

39 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 17:00 ID:Heaven

Going by the updates at CB's post about this, TS's party confirmed this to People, before Harris reaction

40 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 17:28 ID:n8Ob+5ev

I'm all for Calvin standing up for himself. She dtags her exes and always makes them out as horrible people and we only ever hear one side of the story. I don't get why Tom got himself involved in all this. He was finally flying high. Did he even know things were this messy and unfinished with Calvin? Or is he being blindsided by all this too?

I'm so surprised that Taylor didn't take credit for the song originally. Did their whole breakup happen over this? So many questions!

41 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 17:30 ID:Heaven

>>40 even if she originally agreed and now changed her mind she could have contacted Harris and told him. She took the royalties anyway, so it's not a matter of money.

42 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-13 17:38 ID:XVu0oPjZ

Here's The Wirk:

Just tweeted by Unicef Ireland, here's a youtube of Tom from the Thor 3 set where he dons the Loki wig:

43 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 17:39 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>40 I totally agree. I am not dragging Calvin here, just laughing at the soap opera craziness of it. Actually I admire him for going down swinging. Another instance of TayTay sending mixed messages. I want to be anonymous....until I don't.

And no, I don't get why TH has involved himself in this, save that we have all met the idiot who goes out with the person who just broke up messily, or somehow ends up being the catalyst for the breakup. It never ends well for that person, does it?

44 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 17:42 ID:zRGlmuDi


Hahahahahaha!!! And here, too, is the Charidee Wirk!!

45 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-13 17:43 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>40 I am too NewAnon. I love Calvin being a messy queen right now but bless him for expressing himself better than TH:

"And she sings on a little bit of it too 🙃
Amazing lyric writer and she smashed it as usual"

"I wrote the music, produced the song, arranged it and cut the vocals though. And initially she wanted it kept secret, hence the pseudonym"

"Hurtful to me at this point that her and her team would go so far out of their way to try and make ME look bad at this stage though 🤔"

"I figure if you're happy in your new relationship you should focus on that instead of trying to tear your ex bf down for something to do"

"I know you're off tour and you need someone new to try and bury like Katy ETC but I'm not that guy, sorry. I won't allow it"

"Please focus on the positive aspects of YOUR life because you've earned a great one"

"God bless everyone have a beautiful day"

46 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 17:48 ID:Heaven

>>42 LOL so predictable!

47 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-13 17:52 ID:XVu0oPjZ

On the other hand, Calvin, you're being a petty messy queen. :)

And right now on Twitter, the top two trends are:

  1. Calvin Harris
  2. #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty

48 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 18:07 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>47 Sadly in London right now the top trend is #Cameron. Not even #DavidCameronisOverParty.

Genuine question: has TS ever had this level of scorn poured upon her? Both for her ways with her exes and for her manipulation of the media?

And random thought: how I would laugh if they both ended up on the scrap heap together. She the tarnished princess and he the not so Disney prince.

49 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-13 18:14 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>48 Don't know, Anon. I never gave a rat's ass about her until TH started dating her. Never followed anything she said or did on MSM or social media.

50 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 18:25 ID:n8Ob+5ev

Is this why Taylor decided to hit out at Calvin? Because he may be moving with an older hotter woman?

Even if Calvin and Nicole are just friends, with Taylor's maturity levels, she'd still be pissed anyways. I agree with Calvin on if you're so happy in your new relationship, why are you bothering attacking and leaking things about your ex? Like Couch said, it's not like she was being deprived of her royalties. She just wants attention and she wants Calvin to cry over her. Again all about her as usual.

51 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 18:32 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>48 Never at this level where the media is calling her out. Usually she was pretty paced out with a new romance roll out. You'd get a few leaks here and here then a pap stroll once a month or once maybe every 2-3 weeks. With the Kennedy kid, it was pretty fast paced but still not as aggressively fast as it was with Tom. And most of the time, the media and public believed her and didn't care too much. But now it's a whole different vitriol. I think it's because she put on a whole show of maturing and learning from her mistakes. She really didn't date for almost 2 years and cultivated a healthy image of a girl growing up and hanging out with friends and getting to know herself better. Then Calvin happened and their relationship was her longest ever with her saying this is her private thing and she doesn't believe in letting the public into her private space now.
Then suddenly, she flips back exactly to her 15 yr old self after the breakup and wants the media to buy her drivel again and this time the general public is done.

52 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 18:59 ID:Heaven

So TH is in 2 conundrum:

1) People believe this relationship to be PR/fake because of their aggressive PR/fakeness and the more they try to make it
look real the more PR/fake it feels.

2) If this is a relationship and not a ruse for a video, if he breaks up now that TS is getting flack, people will say it was PR/fake, if he doesn't it looks like he is ok with her PR shenanigans.

A mess of his own doing and I'm curious to see how it ends.

53 Name: Sosorry : 2016-07-13 19:15 ID:bOtEZ/vb

In response to the Mirror reporting that TH is planning to propose to TS very soon, Tom's PR said the following:

reps for Tom told us: "We don’t comment on baseless speculation regarding our client’s private life."

Wow. Sounds like a denial from Camp Tom to me. TS's team has not responded yet. What are these two up to? TH is trying to save his serious thespian credibility Loki fans with the Unicef video? Is THs posting of the guardian article a signal to people not to believe everything they read about the relationship (bit odd given the Romance Tour?) Is Taylor just trying to one-up Calvin Harris? Are the engagement rumors from TS's camp sent out just to try to prove to the world that they are together? Will this help with the Emmy nomination? It's all so messy, the TS /CH feud is a high school. So sad.

54 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 19:34 ID:zRGlmuDi

I am unable to say this without laughing, but tomorrow TS is going to wake up to an Instagram full of snake and poo emojis.

55 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 19:41 ID:zRGlmuDi

From Heat mag:

The description of the enforced fun at the party is hilarious. Couple of revealing quotes: Taylor is happy because she is "in control" (you don't say!) and Tom is "along for the ride." He is happy to be on her Instagram (you don't say! etc).

56 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-13 19:46 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>54 I'm waiting for her stans to start a new hashtag, #TakeThatAdam

57 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 20:24 ID:n8Ob+5ev

I guess Tom is still in there somewhere trying to keep some control over the situation lol

"Darling I'll do your choreographed pap strolls but I am NOT proposing just to one up your ex."
"But Tom wwwhhhhyyyyy! Adam is being a meanie poopy! Please don't you love me? I thought you loved me!"

58 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 20:28 ID:Heaven

>>53 where was this response from THìs people?

>>55 Sure, we totally believe that TH doesn't care about what's being written about him, as the RT of the Guardian article clearly proves.

59 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 20:31 ID:zRGlmuDi

60 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 22:26 ID:zRGlmuDi

61 Name: anonymous : 2016-07-13 22:37 ID:ll7G2Y1+

>>60 To be fair .. after the events in Orlando, I have no doubt that TS has some insane fane and would not begrudge her the security if she is going to socialise in public places. She's already had people breaking into her house I think, so it must be horrible to always be looking over your shoulder when people approach you with a smile.

As for the whole sorry twitter mess - what is VERY clear is that on some level, TS and CH are so not done with each other yet - poor Tom seems very much to be stuck in the middle of these two's very un-acrimonious uncoupling.

A proposal after one month of dating though ? Poor poor .. Jane.

62 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-13 22:44 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>60 You know that martini was for her - gin!!

>>61 I don't think the events in Orlando have too much bearing on her situation. As with everything Tay - it's over the top. She, I'm sure, has obsessed fans but does she need to have 3-4 security guards with her all the time? Does she need to send one out running with her bf?

I wouldn't be surprised if it's her attempt to avoid fans, reporters, etc. As one of the articles said, fans couldn't approach her for autographs because she was surrounded. It's probably a very easy - albeit expensive - way to avoid having your meal interrupted by autograph hunters.

63 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 22:54 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>61 The Queen has had someone try to assassinate her (she was on horseback in a parade at the time and remained completely calm while the horse and everyone around her went nuts). She also had a crazy guy climb into her bedroom at Buckingham Palace at night. Again she stayed completely calm, talking to him until he asked for a cig. She sloped off to get one and raised the alarm. The threat to her life is probably fifty-fold. I am afraid I think she is made of much sterner stuff.

64 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 23:01 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>62 Of course the martini was for the Queen! The Queen Mother always used to have a giant gin and Dubonnet before any formal lunch. I think HMQ acquired her fondness for gin from her. HMQ also still likes the odd cig as well. Good for her.

65 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-14 00:53 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>61 Re: Orlando - the singer Christine Grimme who was killed in Orlando the day before the club massacre - is that what you were referring to? If so, I totally agree.

From Cosmo, an article labeling CH as a fuckboy

66 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 01:08 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>65 The 'author's' failure to see that her argument is inverted AND her twitter account tells me everything I need to know about this article - that it's not worth the internet bytes it takes up.

>>61 Grimme's death would certainly be a reason for security - on stage, backstage, at fan events, etc. But 3-4 bodyguards everywhere TS goes? That's her paranoia and her desire to construct a bubble around herself. It also serves to infantilize her. The guards tell the fans no, the guards tell the patients not to tweet, the restaurant not to mention what she ordered, the guards hold her sweater, etc.

67 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-14 01:31 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>66 In a country with extremely tight gun laws compared to the US, yes, it's overkill. In her mind, she's erring on the side of caution and probably saying 'this is what my parents would want.' Hell, maybe her parents insisted on it. I'll bet that when she took TH to visit them to announce that she would be living and traveling with him for the next two months or so and it was going to be very public, they probably begged her to take the whole detail.

68 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 02:08 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>67 That meeting with her parents. Yeah, I don't buy that. With his we got nearly every relative minus the 3rd cousin, and several pap strolls. With hers, all we got was an article saying she brought them back to meet him at her apartment. No pics, no strolls. Nada. Did it even happen?

69 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 03:52 ID:216Sc04H

Dlisted comments:

'A good friend of mine has a friend, a very small-time musician, who dated Taylor around the early 2010's. He was a fool for her and thought it was super real, and asked her if he could start telling people that they were together. The minute he asked, she said "If you tell ANYONE about this, I will fucking BURY you." And he got the FUCK out of that real quick. Like homegirl has some legit SATAN in her chicken bones. But from Calvin's tweet, I really have a feeling that her secret evil tagline is "I will bury ______".
Like, he didn't even mean tell ~the press~ because he didn't know anything about that stuff, he literally meant like his best friend or his mother. When my friend told the story apparently every person at the table who works in the biz looked at him like "yep, classic psycho Taylor".
Apparently her evil Strawberry Shortcake persona is rill as fuck!'

'Met a celebrity I always speculated was terribly calculated and mean, and they exceeded all my expectations of rudeness and arrogance. HATE
— Edward Droste (@edwarddroste) February 9, 2015

If you know please don't @ the person, they see all and have the capacity and desire to destroy , seriously , please just know and lol
— Edward Droste (@edwarddroste) February 9, 2015

He already confirmed it's Taylor ..but wow I always thought he's a drama queen about that "desire to destroy" part.'

70 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 05:53 ID:Heaven

>>59 thanks

>>67 It definitely is, UK has a no gun law, Italy has a very restricted gun law, OZ has a no gun law. And as Anon. pointed out sending a bodyguard along when your bf goes running isn't about protection, but control masked as protection, that way she has eyes-and-ears over everything TH will be doing, for example chatting with another girl.

>>68 it is strange isn't it? The absence of photos of that meeting with her parents, actually more than strange suspicious.

71 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 05:55 ID:Heaven

There must be a contract with TH, no person with a minimum of brain will be able stay with this wacko and have feeling for her.

72 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 05:58 ID:Heaven

Here he goes running again, before the radio show I supoose

It seems like he works at alternative days.

73 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 06:01 ID:Heaven

Never mind the radio, it's an old interview

It's too bad, this dj would have asked interesting questions I think.


74 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 06:15 ID:Heaven

Running with bodyguard, bodyguard needs a diet

TH:"Maybe if I sprint in that direction I can find help"

75 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 06:18 ID:Heaven

TH's celebrity pet peeve from The Late Show

76 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-14 07:05 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>68 >>70 You're right, there were no pics of TH even standing next to them, just her walking next to a car with her parents.. I remember one article saying that he was 'nearby in the (hotel?) room' and 'met them later.'

77 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-14 07:35 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>69 Damn. In the same vein - I thought this was posted here but maybe it was in the previous thread?


78 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 08:52 ID:oWssBp/o


He twitted his UNICEF video in which he is sporting a distractingly volcanic pimple. Get onto it makeup!

Back to daily sucky tweets- reeking of desperation.
Is this the new pap stroll?
I imagine TS is not fit for public after been dragged further than ever before with the #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty and CH and KPerry burn.

79 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 09:02 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>78 I was transfixed by the boil. Its slopes look too mountainous to hide with makeup. He always gets it in the same place, usually when he has been wearing makeup for months and/or appears to be really tired and out of condition (it had a guest role in the later scenes of CP). I did think it wasn't a good sign that it has showed up just after the "holiday". Not enough rest and quiet, and too many pap strolls.

Presumably TS is back at the hotel putting pins in her Calvin doll.

80 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 09:17 ID:Heaven

>>78 do you think that he realizes that to be an effective UNICEF ambassador people need not to take you as a famewhore joke?

>>79 Presumably TS is back at the hotel putting pins in her Calvin doll. LOL while saying "I will bury you" with a voice straight from The Exorcist

81 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 09:18 ID:oWssBp/o

>>79 There's a product that creates temporary scars that indents the skin. We use it on craterous pimples to reduce the swelling and dry them up. I'd say it's a stress pimple considering his circumstances!
For sure she's into voodoo.
I do find it odd that in all the time she has been in Oz she's only been seen twice and both times were deliberate on her part. She must be going out daily and managing to stay under the radar.

Conspicuously inconspicuous.

82 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 09:25 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>81 Or staying in. I do wonder if she is the type not to want to venture into Outdoors unless there is a specific project in mind (dinner, pap stroll, shopping trip). Also she has "done" Australia last year so she probably can't be bothered with sightseeing. She is probably facetiming the cats and surfing wedding dress websites.

Maybe the pimple is is the "after" stage! What was it like before? Were communities living on its lower slopes?

83 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 09:40 ID:zRGlmuDi

Now I know why the pimple is back: it has a role in the Marvel universe.

84 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 09:41 ID:oWssBp/o

>>82 That volcano is pre- eruption and they need to get onto that product stat or Loki will be sporting a pussy face.
She does strike me as a neurotic housepet who only ventures out of her Rapunzel tower when led by the hand.
No doubt she's online shopping for the wedding since the date is already set and practising her 'surprise face' in the mirror for the imminent proposal which will be in a very public open air space- most likely a beach on some rocks

85 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 10:34 ID:BnzEW/6z

Are we talking about the 'zits' on the right side of his face near his mouth? I haven't watched the video yet. I'm a little put off by everything and can't be bothered. But I think those aren't temporary but are like cysts of some type, maybe sebacious that are smaller or bigger depending on factors. My husband has one on the side of his chin. It's always there but flares up/ expands when he's not eating right or his skin is unbalanced for some reason.

I've written to much about a pimple. Shame.

86 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 10:44 ID:BnzEW/6z

Bless him for the Hesback hashtag. Don't think it's going to get much traction in the current twitterverse. Maybe it would trend if Katy Perry retweeted it in some evil genius attempt to burn TS.

And I got four retweets in before TS was mentioned. Four.

Captcha: shite

87 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 10:50 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>85 they're the ones. I noticed he always gets them in the same place. I assumed it was because he had damaged the pore by picking and now always gets a spot in the same location, but maybe he has a cyst. Definitely any flare up of whatever it is, is caused by stress/tiredness/bad eating.

He should have spent his time in LA visiting Doctor Pimple-Popper (cf YouTube) and not banging TS on the down low while she was still with CH. Then voilà - good skin and no stress!

What have we come to when we are talking about his pimples and not his work?

88 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 10:52 ID:BnzEW/6z

Missed an O in >>85. Double shame.

I think TS might be holed up in the suite as well. Could be writing music, could be fashioning voodoo dolls. Defo reading her Twitter mentions from fans to calm herself and shouting down the line to her publicist to 'fix this!'

I'd heard that she employs a company in Santa Monica that is responsible for creating positive SM mentions. They need to get to work. The DM comments alone would cause famous person paranoia, add in Twitter and IG and she's probably ready to scratch her own skin off.

89 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 10:54 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>86 I just saw the hashtag. Nice try, Tom
. Might as well add #nopooemojisformyGFpleasethankyou and have done with it.

90 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 11:06 ID:oWssBp/o

Oh bless, I hadn't noticed he tried to drown out the #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty with #HesBack

I can't help but notice his likes for these UNICEF videos have dropped from 28k to 17k to 4.1k so yeah good luck with that hashtag

>>87 His werk...what werk? He has been omnipresent as tabloid fodder for a month so I feel inane discussions of his appearance are more than relevant.

>>85 I'm going to keep an eye on this pimple/ cyst to see how it progresses. It does seem to vanish completely which points more towards a 'trouble spot' for adult acne.
He usually frequents the beauty salon, dearest TH. I imagine he has let that slide for the last month while his hands were glued to TS. Unless they had a hand holding spa date.

91 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 11:31 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>90 Well he had a spa date with EO back in December 14. So maybe....

Years ago Mr Anon and I were staying in Bangkok and the hotel offered us their his and hers spa suite. We looked at each other in horror and simultaneously wailed "nooooooo!" Some things, such as having your extractions done, are not meant to be enjoyed à deux.

92 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 11:51 ID:Heaven

Being in the same hotel room with TS must be a hoot these days, thank god for the extra bedroom.

Anyway, I was going through CB's tag of Harris posts because I was searching for his interview a couple of months back where he was asked about a possible collaboration with TS and found a thread about Harris at Coachella reporting this tweet by TS

"I'll NEVER forget this moment.
SO INCREDIBLE!!@CalvinHarris @rihanna #coachella pic.twitter .com/KIjF9p6hT1
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) April 18, 2016"

This tweet doesn't exist anymore, but for the Swifties and the Hiddlestoned, spare the Harris was unfair. The girl was happy with the arrangement.

93 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 12:01 ID:oWssBp/o


And just like that some candids of TS out shopping (for wedding dresses) appear.
Mysteriously, this was apparently HOURS AGO

94 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 12:06 ID:Heaven

Wearing an overall, of course.

She was doing shopping on a lawn at night?

95 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 12:07 ID:Rsdy7JAH

>>92 Yes, she was happy with it until she decided 48 hours ago that a news cycle couldn't pass without her name being in it. If she was offended about the interview he gave months ago, saying he couldn't see himself working with her in future (which is the BS reason given by the Swifties for reneging on the anonymity) why not make a deal of it then? Or sooner after she had split with him? Why now?

I bet she can't stop talking about Calvin and obsessing about what he's up to now. Things a new boyfriend always loves hearing.

96 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 12:12 ID:oWssBp/o

>>94 It's beyond my comprehension... the 'shop' appears to be a store room with a vacuum hose (is she having a backyard abortion?) and in that photo I think she is using her purse as a mobile phone

97 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 12:14 ID:Heaven

I found the interview

and what he said was: "You know, we haven't even spoken about it," he admitted. "I can't see it happening though. No. She's about to take a long break."

98 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 12:15 ID:II3F11eZ

>>93 >>94

The overalls have many purposes:

1) pregnancy outfit.
2) useful pockets to store Tom's balls/Calvin doll/etc
3) don't all middle aged soccer moms dress like this?

99 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 12:16 ID:Heaven

>>95 Yeah, I imagine she has a virtual drawer full of things to use in case she needs to paint herself as a victim in case of bad press.

100 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 12:18 ID:Heaven

>>96,98 #1 is probably the main goal, gotta support those "Tom totally wants to have kids with me" leaks, but #2 is more fun!

101 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 12:20 ID:oWssBp/o

>>97 It's a shame his team isn't as onto it as you. This quote would have disjointed a lot of swifty noses and journalists who have misquoted and used it to prove their lame theories.

102 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 12:25 ID:oWssBp/o

Here's the 'OMG Tay left her bedroom' article in the Fail

103 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 14:38 ID:1nqGBH2p

According to a comment on CB the Thor 3 cast plus SOs went to the cinema this evening (as it is now in Oz). Booked out the whole place and came in through the loading bay.

104 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 14:43 ID:1nqGBH2p

Here we are: https://twitter


105 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 14:45 ID:1nqGBH2p

106 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 14:52 ID:Heaven

I call bs until I see a pic.
Chris drunk? With his kids around? When tomorrow is a workday? His kids up until late at night?
It's 00:51 now in Oz, even if the film started 2 hours ago that's very late for little kids.

107 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-14 14:55 ID:tmvu+J8S


Also Tom wasn't with her when she was shopping, so if she came straight to the theater from her shopping trip he'd have gone to the theater separately.

108 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 15:06 ID:1nqGBH2p

>>107 The Opinion Dominion is back? As well as her side blog todspeaks? Mad world. Is it really her, I wonder? Her side blog said she was not coming back.

109 Name: Sosorry : 2016-07-14 15:36 ID:bOtEZ/vb

TH got the Emmy nomination! Yay!

110 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 15:52 ID:BnzEW/6z

Yeah, I think those are sebaceous cysts. They seem to be ever present, but change size according to different reason - like my husband's. My husband asked about getting his drained or removed at the dermo but decided against it because they can come right back a few weeks following the procedure.

111 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 15:55 ID:Heaven

The old radio interview at the Oz radio that was supposed to air today was postponed to next week.

This is fun

112 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 15:55 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>93 The constant hair and face touching with TS reminds me of Waity Katie. This girl must be so self-conscious and in need of constant approval. It's strange then that she so often thrusts herself into the limelight. I guess her need for attention and adoration is stronger than the self-consciousness.

113 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 16:05 ID:Heaven

To be nominated and have people say that TayTo is behind it,
To not be nominated and have people say that TayTo is behind it,
Such difficult times.

Anyway, now in all likelihood TayTo will stay together at least until Sept. so TS will be able to walk the red carpet with him.

I personally found his Pine to be woody and not his best work compared to what he did in the Hollow Crown, but whatever.

The other nominations for his category, courtesy of torrilla

114 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 16:17 ID:Heaven

TNM also got its nomination. I don't get how can give the show a nominations and not give a nomination to Hugh Laurie and Coleman.

115 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 16:44 ID:zRGlmuDi

So the TayTo gravy train will run on for a while longer.

He won't win, surely. I would have thought Courtney Vance has it in the bag.

116 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 16:44 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>109 I'm glad he got a nom. TNM was good entertainment. But this year is probably going to be all The People v OJ. I recently watched it in a binge and it was excellent. I didn't think I'd like it, but it was so watchable and compelling. Vance must be the front runner for this category.

>>113 If they are still together come Sept., I wonder if it would KILL him to have her by his side on the red carpet. The attention and flashbulbs would be crazy but they wouldn't be for him or his nomination or THE WORK! They'd be for Tayto. Any press he did along the red carpet wouldn't be about TNM or his character, but about Tayto.

>>114 I don't even remember what I gave the cast during my by-the-numbers reviews, but I seem to recall they were mostly B to A-. The few exceptions being Coleman and Hollander. I thought HL was a bit hammy throughout - a little too moustache twirling for me.

117 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 16:45 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>115 Great minds...

118 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-14 16:51 ID:rYmorE42

He's got the nomination! You guys think he'll get papped with Taylor now? It'll overshadow his nomination for sure. Just like she'll overshadow him at the Emmys red carpet.

119 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-14 16:56 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>113 Couch, I agree that it wasn't his best - though I blamed it on the direction. I think Bier directed him to play Pine's emotions so close to the vest that Tom's normally expressive face didn't get much of a workout unless he was with Elizabeth Dubecki, or when he was crying at the death of the first girlfriend in Ep. 1. The rest of the time, his 'steely' Bond-esqe face was really steely at all.

>>115 I'll be surprised if Vance doesn't get it.

120 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-14 16:57 ID:XVu0oPjZ

  • wasn't really steely at all

121 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 17:00 ID:Heaven

>>116 A battle of ego on the red carpet, that would make it worth watching.

I found nobody really stood out, they were good just not outstanding enough for an award (except for Hollander, but only until his character made sense)
TNM was entertaining but in a soap-opera way, with the aesthetic captivating enough to cover for the bad adaptation to modern times and the poor script. It never felt tensed the way a spy thriller is supposed to be (and I read the book too in preparation).

I guess my point is that since TH had as much screen time as Coleman and Laurie, if you nominate the show then I expect more than just one actor to be considered.

122 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 17:05 ID:Heaven

>>115 I think so too, but the power of TayTo knows no limit.

>>119 Could be, I tended to think it was his way to go back and forth between his real identity and himself. But Pine felt inconsistent, like a boy playing at being a spy. A NYT journalist did a review of each episodes, her review of the last one is hilarious.

Anyway, someone decided it was worth a nomination, so be it, it compensates the lack of one for The Hollow Crown.

123 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-14 17:10 ID:3dNWdQHm

I think Coleman and Laurie have noms too in supporting actress/actor categories?

124 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 17:14 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>117 Jinx!

I am so glad you loved OJ. It is the only to series I have ever seen which made me think, that is exactly what it is like to be a trial lawyer. And Sterling K Brown, who played Chris Darden, was just wonderful as well (and the spitting image of CD!). I have to say it made TNM look clunky and not like much of a thriller, especially bearing in mind we all know what happened to OJ.

125 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 17:15 ID:Heaven

>>123 Oh, yes you are right!

126 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-14 17:23 ID:XVu0oPjZ

127 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 18:02 ID:zRGlmuDi

Theoanons has now deleted all her posts. The tumblr dramas in this fandom are scary. I know she said she would shut up shop again if opinion dominion got going, but why not just delete the whole thing? It makes no sense.

128 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 18:14 ID:zRGlmuDi

I am really not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing. Josh Horowitz caught up with TH and the subject of TS came up....



129 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 18:27 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>128 Sleepy? What time would it have been over there if he posted this an hour ago? I would expect that he's going to make the relationship official by saying that they are dating which is obvious (I guess) but still needs to come from the horse's mouth. Perhaps he'll talk about all the accusations that it's fake but that would surprise me.

Or he might just do the good old TH thing and say, 'I'm just going to keep my private life private.'

I wonder what this is in aid of. Kong? His Emmy nom? Maybe to make it official with a friendly face rather than an unknown Aussie reporter.

>>127 Theoanons is now gone. I think she said in her first return post that she was only sticking around until another blog popped up for anons and messages. She was probably happy to see the Opinion blog resurface as she seemed over all the shit.

130 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 18:28 ID:zRGlmuDi

131 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 18:37 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>129 It would be 10 hours ahead of GMT so 4.30am when JH posted. Possibly somewhat earlier when they spoke, as Variety said it spoke to him at 3.30am. But the middle of the night.

I am assuming he will say "yes, we're going out with each other and I'm very happy." And then give that nervous and now Emmy-nominated laugh/cough. I agree he's unlikely to say more. Why give traction to rumours by denying them? Then JH will ask him if they are going to do a duet and he will again go eheh and that will be the end.

However, a major first for him to actually say the words, "I am going out with..." There's a certain kind of man that is too phobic to admit that. I can't decide if he was that guy, still is that guy but has been forced into it by TS, or if he was just into pretending he was single for the image till he got a GF that he thought worth revealing for PR.

132 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 18:42 ID:Heaven

>>130 so they went to the cinema after all.

133 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 18:44 ID:Heaven

A straight confirmation would be nice, so we can make better fun of him pretending not to be interested in the circus of being a celebrity. Too bad he wasn't asked about Harris.

134 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 18:46 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>129 As to why: in the clusterfuck that is Tom's publicity, who knows exactly. It seems likely JH has a direct line to his people and could get an i'vue at short notice off the back of the nomination.

My own theory is that he knows he will be asked about TayTo, and soon, because of the Emmy nom, the filming and ComicCon, so he needs to get it over with quickly, like a trip to the dental hygienist. I think he hopes that it will be buried under the good news of the nomination - "a good day to bury bad news".

As to that: good luck! Recent events suggest that if you feed the beast, even with crumbs, it just gets hungrier.

135 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 18:53 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>130 So he's already doing press for TNM. That didn't take long...and didn't give a nod to time zones/sleeping patterns.

It will be interesting to see how the Tayto show behaves now that he's got to promote TNM for an Emmy and Kong. More, less, the same? Impact, no impact?

>>131 He always called Susannah his 'girlfriend' in interviews. But then his career sort of became his girlfriend and while there was the blessed one and EO, for some reason no one else got that oh so special designation ever again - at least not in public. So it will be interesting to see how he phrases the 'making it official' comment.

136 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 18:53 ID:zRGlmuDi

137 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-14 19:01 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>128 Oh boy, the comments behind Josh's tweet. Someone manip'd an " I <3 PR " t-shirt on an old image.

>>136 Or bad nookie.

138 Name: ?? : 2016-07-14 19:06 ID:Rzy2xCJ6

139 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-14 19:07 ID:rYmorE42

>>136 If he has a gf, the stans seek solace in "well maybe they're not having sex yet" And when he was "maybe could be kinda dating" the great JArthy and then Lizzie, it was "oh well sure he's fucking them but he doesn't love them"

Some shred of hope to hold onto that maybe this one is lacking somehow in perfect gf potential for TH.

>>131 The timing of the interview shows that it's impromptu. Is he doing it for his Emmy nom or is he doing it because Taylor wants positive press after yday's international roast and wants Tom to give her some lip service to show how happy he is with Taylor and his Emmy nom but mostly Taylor because he's just so happy right now because Taylor because she's so charming and talented and wonderful and he's just so happy with her. Because it's one thing if she casually came up during the interview and wasn't advertised as one of points discussed. The fact that it's been made part of the headline in the tweet means it's a significant mention and needed to be called attention to. That's why I'm inclined to believe ulterior motive and not innocent oh hey let's celebrate Tom and his first Emmy. Confirming of relationship, talking it up, and dragging this til Emmy red carpet.

140 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-14 19:09 ID:rYmorE42

>>138 Yep. Let's gear up for more pap strolls and Emmy red carpet!

141 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-14 19:09 ID:XVu0oPjZ

Another from the managing editor at E! News

142 Name: ?? : 2016-07-14 19:12 ID:Rzy2xCJ6

Funny how it takes him getting the Emmy nom to confirm. And right after the Calvin stuff too. The timing is exquisite.

143 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 19:12 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>138 Yes! Yesssss!

I should win some kind of a prize.

My prediction: "Yes we're going out with each other and I'm very happy"

His words: "We are together and we are very happy."

Years of observation of the Hiddlemonster in the wild have paid off.

144 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 19:12 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>138 Yes! Yesssss!

I should win some kind of a prize.

My prediction: "Yes we're going out with each other and I'm very happy"

His words: "We are together and we are very happy."

Years of observation of the Hiddlemonster in the wild have paid off.

145 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 19:13 ID:zRGlmuDi

And have the prize immediately taken away for posting twice.

146 Name: ?? : 2016-07-14 19:15 ID:Rzy2xCJ6

>>143 Can we compare to calvin's tweet?

"I figure if you’re happy in your new relationship you should focus on <snip>”

147 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 19:16 ID:Heaven

>>142 Too much, when you think until 2 days ago he'd rather talk about the werk.

149 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 19:19 ID:BnzEW/6z

Am I the only one that finds those words so generic and open to fan interpretation? Don't get me wrong, I've always said the relationship is real (I've had my doubts because of the crazy roll out and stunts but I still believe they are bf and gf.) But come on! This quote isn't going to stop the doubters or the showmance claims.

150 Name: ?? : 2016-07-14 19:26 ID:Rzy2xCJ6

>>147 Definitely agree, but certainly trying to keep the buzz going strong. He got the Nom though, time to pony up on the relationship front I guess.

>>149 It's pretty bland yeah.

But apparently there's podcast that will be aired later? So maybe there's a bit more there.

151 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 19:26 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>149 Yep. That is precisely how I guessed so accurately what he would say. What do you say to your nosey co-worker to shut down the conversation? He can't say to Josh of all people that he won't comment, as that would make him look a prize moron (and anyway he set this up to get the news out, let's face it).

He has to say they are an item and he has to say something about how great that is, or he will get headlines like "Tom Hiddleston confirms relationship, sounds as enthusiastic as burn victim." But he also has to say nothing becaus, you know, his privacy. So he says they are happy. Which says nothing, because if you aren't happy 1 month into a relationship, then wtf?

152 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 19:33 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>139 I don't think it was completely impromptu. I'd say that they maybe had them lined up for if the Emmy nod happened. The timing is about getting interviews and quotes out as quickly as possible after the announcement.

I think he could have also given her a bigger hand if he wanted to take some heat off of her and the Taylor Swift if Over party. While 'we're together and very happy' is an acknowledgement of the relationship and its current status, it isn't the greatest declaration of love I've ever heard. But then it would be a good thing is Tay said to him, you take the spotlight, you don't need to defend me. I'd give her props for that.

153 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 19:38 ID:BnzEW/6z

When it rains...

The Kardashians are coming for you Tay!! It's like an epic fight between a crazy attention whore and another set of crazy attention whores.

154 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-14 19:49 ID:rYmorE42

>>152 Maybe he could've had it set up already in preparation for the Emmy nom but making Taylor part of the headline alongside his work? That seemed forced. Like one tumblr commented on The Opinion Dominion "it sounds like he was strong armed into giving lip service to something we already knew" Especially since it comes after Calvin calling them out. Not to mention if you look at Calvin questioning the happiness of the new couple in light of the awkward mess with the media questioning him about Taylor.

The timing just couldn't be more messy for all of this.

155 Name: ?? : 2016-07-14 19:49 ID:Rzy2xCJ6

>>153 am I the only one who finds this Waaay more credible after this stuff with Calvin over that song came out?

156 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-14 20:03 ID:XVu0oPjZ


Tom Hiddleston on Relationship With Taylor Swift: "It's Not a Publicity Stunt"

157 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 20:10 ID:Heaven

>>156 LOL so all those organised papstroll with his mother just happened.

158 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-14 20:11 ID:rYmorE42

>>156 "look, the truth is that Taylor Swift and I are together, and we're very happy. Thanks for asking. That's the truth. It's not a publicity stunt."

Lol did he just call his gf by her full name? Who does that?

159 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 20:11 ID:Heaven

>>150 yeah, the bad reactions to his his impromptu press conference outside the hotel must have taught him that he can't make it about just the werk anymore. I can't wait for SDCC.

160 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 20:13 ID:Heaven

>>158 Someone who is trying to convince the world this is not PR?

161 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-14 20:18 ID:tmvu+J8S

Am I the only one who is actually side-eying this more now?

162 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 20:35 ID:BnzEW/6z

163 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 20:39 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>158 Has the Hollywood a Reporter heard the full tape, though? It seems slightly unlikely MTV would share their scoop with HL. HL could have made up the "not a publicity stunt" part to get clicks today. Nobody will care about an article tomorrow saying "watch the interview, he didn't quite say that."

Also, remember that interview a few months ago,which turned out to be a group effort, and all of the reporters transcribed it slightly differently? That could explain the "Taylor Swift" bit even if HL did get the podcast.

164 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 20:47 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>163 Scratch that - kind of.

HR says it was talking to him. But he said almost exactly the same words to JH. Was this another group interview or has he had these answers written on a card and he says the exact same sentence to each reporter? In which case SIDE EYE

165 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-14 20:51 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>162 LOL exactly. I think I've been making that face since the pap stroll with his mother.

Oh, and this was weird too.

THR: Do you know who you're going to take with you to the Emmys?

Tom: I don't. I didn't even know I could. It's 4 in the morning here! (Laughs.)

THR: You're in the middle of a cultural frenzy right now dating Taylor Swift...

(Tom, internally: Oh shit! That's right, I'm dating Taylor Swift! Forgot about her. I should have said I was taking her to the Emmy's. God, I've gotta stop doing these 4am interviews, I can't even keep my story straight. Shit. Shit. I fucked up. I'd better fix this, or Miss Swift won't allow me out for my morning run! What's my script say? Ah yes, "we're together and very happy." Very happy, mustn't forget that, Thomas.)

166 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 20:51 ID:zRGlmuDi

Full interview with HR here:

He must be tired because he said this: "Q: Do you know who you're going to take with you to the Emmys? A: I don't. I didn't even know I could. It's 4 in the morning here! (Laughs.)"

Taylor will be sticking pins in the gonads of the TH doll for days! Or possibly his actual gonads.

167 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 20:53 ID:zRGlmuDi

168 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-14 21:07 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>164 I'm going with Conference call with TS and LW listening in.

Yesterday (Wednesday) I was home early and watched Entertainment Tonight - U.S., and they showed a promo of their upcoming coverage of SDCC. They mentioned key celebs and upcoming movies, and specifically mentioned 'Hiddleswift' while showing pictures of both TH & TS, implying they'd both be there without an actual confirmation directly from either one that they will.

If you were a fan of Skull Island or Thor 3 would you care about seeing their significant others at a con, especially if they have nothing to do with any of it?

So, is there any chance that she has something to do with any of the music for anything that might have any relevance to either movie?

170 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 21:15 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>164 Anon...maybe:

Anyone else want in?

171 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 21:21 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>170 Yeah, quite.

Also throwing this thought out there: are we expecting HR to interview other worthy nominees today? I think I know the answer to that. How can he not see that the only - the ONLY - reason he is being interviewed about this nomination is because of his relationship with TS and every news outlet scrambling to get the first quote about TayTo.

172 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-14 21:26 ID:tmvu+J8S

173 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 21:27 ID:zRGlmuDi

This is as scripted as the ISTL interviews were, only after 20 minutes not 20 days:

To EW: "It was one of the most fulfilling experiences of my short life as an actor" (Pine, not shagging TS).

To MTV: “It was a huge undertaking and an enormous labor of love and one of the proudest achievements of my short life and career.”

PS is he now saying "my short life and career" because of all those articles saying, this is his last chance before his hair falls out and he is over the hill?

174 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 21:36 ID:zRGlmuDi

"Of course by now you know that pop star Taylor Swift has been dating seventh-billed Marvel star Tom Hiddleston."


175 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 21:39 ID:zRGlmuDi

176 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 21:47 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>171 The need for attention can be so overwhelming that when a person gets it, they either don't care how it comes about or don't see the source.

Luke probs called him and said 'people want to talk about your Emmy nom' and then said under his breath, 'and TS and your relationship.' TH probably didn't hear anything after 'Emmy nom' until TS, LW and her people were putting sound bites into his head.

177 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 21:50 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>176 I do hope somebody writes an Emmys so White article about how Idris, Cuba and Courtney got nominated and they only interviewed the whitest white guy there.

178 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 21:55 ID:zRGlmuDi

Glorious DM comments:

Among them: "if you have to confirm it's not a publicity stunt, then it probably is" and "you don't need her full name in your answer because she's your girlfriend, remember"

179 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-14 22:59 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>174 Eeek.

>>177 Give it a few days. (how do I send an anonymous message to buzzfeed?)

180 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 23:59 ID:oWssBp/o

Comment in the Buzz:

'In 2018 this will either be
A) hilarious
B) overshadowed by their ginormous wedding and impending birth of quadruplets
C) overshadowed by B but also their divorce
D) we were all in the shower and it was just a dream'

181 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-15 00:04 ID:oWssBp/o

Michael K:

'Also, Tom Hiddleston was nominated for The Night Manager, so if he and Taylor Swift haven’t married, had a baby and divorced by September, make sure you eat a light lunch on Emmy day. You’ll be heaving a lot when he drops to his knee on the red carpet and proposes to her as she gently caresses her pillow baby.'

182 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-15 00:58 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>181 Ouch. Hopefully he'll do it in private at one of her houses and all we'll get is a pic of her ring on her IG. Spare the press

A girl can hope , can't she?

In other news. after the radio interview from Thursday morning was postponed until next week, and then the Emmy announcements led to public statements about the relationship, another radio interview with he and his castmate showed up. At 4:00 Chris helps him dodge the TS question:

183 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-15 01:28 ID:eRu9RjR0

184 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-15 02:23 ID:oWssBp/o

ONTD commenter:

'I actually know people who work for her and they say she cheated.

It's not much but they do say she's a pretty horrible person to work for.

It could be real, it could be PR, but either way it's nagl for anyone involved.'

grain of salt

185 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-15 02:27 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>183 Michael K is a beautiful shining beacon of hope. I think I love him.

186 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-15 04:03 ID:oWssBp/o

"I love that they're both happy and free together," the supermodel said at a Pepsi event celebrating World Emoji Day. "It's amazing, I'm all about people being happy in love."


187 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-15 04:53 ID:XVu0oPjZ

I feel so dirty for laughing so hard.

188 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-15 05:39 ID:oWssBp/o

Having worked with Jess I can safely say 'what a bitch'. Jess is genuinely lovely and kind hearted with a great sense of humor. She has excellent taste though so I'm not surprised she dissed the Tay Tay.

189 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-15 05:56 ID:Heaven

>>165 anonsy I'm side eyeing this even more with you.
He doesn't know, LMAO! Is the breakup already planned?

>>168 She is going with him to SDCC, she is never going to let him out of her sight, are you kidding? The guy doesn't even go running without one of her bodyguards, imagine if he'll be allowed to go to a ComiCon with so many other attractive actresses he is friend with.

190 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-15 06:01 ID:Heaven

>>171 It's shameful that he was the only one contacted since the other were in better time zone to be talked to.

>>173 "my short life and career" yeah, he probably knows he burned his chances to anything else significant for a while.

>>182 when you are SO HAPPY that you need your pal to help avoid the only question anyone is interested into.

191 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-15 06:16 ID:Heaven

>>188 WOW! That's scary, and childish since the comment it's not offensive, just accurate.

192 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-15 06:20 ID:Heaven

I love that the media reacted the way we did, with even more scepticism. This is the Guardian's 5th article shading this.

I’ve been asking: “Is their relationship real or is it fake?” But these concepts do not apply here. It seems that much of what Taylor does is a game taking place in real life, or real life taking place in the form of a game. Perhaps, since everything is possible for her, everything is boring except bending reality just to see if it breaks, and employing human beings as actors, and actors as human beings.

That is: Hiddleswift is not a “video shoot”, as the BuzzFeed piece speculates. It is, rather, a showcase for Taylor’s patented brand of live action role playing that bleeds into “reality.

193 Name: Anon : 2016-07-15 06:54 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>188 why didn't we celebrate Emoji Day here on the board? 💕 to all of you, 💩 to TH calling his girlfriend "Taylor Swift."

194 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-15 07:03 ID:rYmorE42

>>192 I don't think Taylor knows when to give up. Its going to get even more cringeworthy and embarrassing to watch as this goes on.

After watching Taylor screw people over through the years with her power and ego trips, it's actually very satisfying watching her get roasted and dragged. Its all catching up to her. And Tom gets to be along for the ride.

195 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-15 07:10 ID:oWssBp/o

>>193 #WORLDEMOJIDAY #SOHAPPY 🚽 💨 😶 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 😴

🐍 💩

🎉 ♥️ 👏

196 Name: Sosorry : 2016-07-15 07:20 ID:bOtEZ/vb

>>192 I completely agree with this article. We're all chess pieces in the game. TH chose to participate and picked the wrong year because everyone is lashing out at TS for her past behaviour. On Sunday night, sadly, even Kim Kardashian might include the audio of TS acknowledging that she knew about Kanye's song in advance, and lied at the grammys!

  1. I can't decide whether TH is just a hamm, and is enjoying being at the center of attention, for the woman who is at the center of attention of the world? Or,
  2. If he thought it would be exciting to be with TS and run with her crowd, and is now happy about his nomination, but deeply concerned about losing his reputation (much like Cassio in Othello), and
  3. How is it that a cultured man who speaks in paragraphs stammered, and ummed, and chuckled when he was supposed to confirm the relationship? Why can't he just commit to this narrative?

Will they split at all? Any guesses? Late August, early Sept, early Oct after the Emmys? Would love a hypothesis.

197 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-15 07:26 ID:oWssBp/o

Here's a psychic reading which seems as totally legit as the totally legit quotes direct from the source 💩

Imagine if JArthy or EO are about to drag his arse... please, pretty please DO IT

198 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-15 08:01 ID:3dNWdQHm

Morning all,
Do we have any French friends here? Thinking of you if so, after seeing the horrendous news this morning. Following Istanbul and Dhaka in the last few weeks, it seems like it will never stop.

On to more light hearted distractions - I think the interviews are awkward but genuine and I'm not reading too much into it. However, if she rocks up with him, limpet like, at ComicCon, then I will be convinced she is either preggers or that they are definitely getting married - and soon.

I think the Guardian article is right, she lives in an as much of an augmented reality as Pokemon Go! Tom is her Pikachu.

199 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-15 08:09 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>197 That was crazy and fascinating (she really starts on them at 8:00).

I don't think faithful Our Blessed JA is the one. I think she'll be forever silent for him and maybe he'll come back to her in the end.

EO already threw minor shade at him during the press tour for the Civil War movie back in the spring. She and Anthony Mackie were on one of the nighttime talk shows in the US; some hint of Tom was given for some reason and they both said "no we can't talk about him, we can't say his name." I'll look for the info tomorrow.

Or did someone track down one of his alleged many FWBs and dig up something juicy?

Maybe the gossip is someone with proof that he is having a fling with someone behind TS's back.

200 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-15 08:20 ID:XVu0oPjZ

So if this psychic's readings were ballpark accurate all claims that they're both taking something out of this relationship - roles and music for Bond, plus a rebound relationship to upgrade from Calvin plus the sex - then predictions being made here are correct, down to saying how he's using her as a sugarmomma to gain fame.

201 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-15 08:24 ID:oWssBp/o

>>199 Of course!
Miniature PhD girl!

>>198 I assume you mean if she goes to ComicCon and then returns to Oz because if she does that she is truly obsessed and unhinged.
I can't imagine willingly wanting to play a part in her augmented reality for love alone. Love is blind at times but it's not completely deaf and dumb as well.

>>196 Have a peruse around the smattering of fan forums left and you'll find all manner of predictions each as valid as the other since not one of us has an inside eye. My intuition is that both 1&2 play a part in his dedication to this role/ heartfelt romance.

202 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-15 08:25 ID:oWssBp/o

>>200 Are you suggesting we are all psychic?

203 Name: M : 2016-07-15 09:13 ID:mOu5YVXG

just remember

"People assumed it was about me getting well-known and leaving her behind" says Hiddleston

204 Name: Anon : 2016-07-15 09:33 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>198 Awkward and genuine I agree with - in the sense that it is a genuine relationship, and oh yes he absolutely feels awkward having to talk about it.

I get off the love boat when I start looking at the hugely calculating and manipulative context in which the genuine relationship sits. For example someone has had a conversation with him in which he was told, if you get an Emmy nomination, you have to use any resulting interview to mention the relationship and shut down the bad publicity (ha!). So although the relationship is real, and the sentiment expressed is too, the circumstances are yet again manufactured.

I also look askance at the crapulous comment that actually was made after a month of absolutely shoving it down our throats. He's acting as if the paps stole some shots of them kissing and they've been hiding on a tropical island ever since, while the rumours swirl unprompted around them, so he has to make some comment which has been dragged from him against his will. Own your shit, man.

205 Name: Anon : 2016-07-15 09:36 ID:zRGlmuDi

206 Name: Anon : 2016-07-15 09:39 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>203 I have never seen this before. He sounds like a bit of an arsehole TBH. "It's just that I am very driven right now." Who says that about themselves with a straight face? Also "it's not you, it's me." Always the best way to break up with someone.

207 Name: Anon : 2016-07-15 09:47 ID:zRGlmuDi

New still from SI:

Is this going to be amazing or shit? His expression says "I am Acting and also flexing my bicep so you can see how much I've been working out recently."

208 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-15 10:08 ID:oWssBp/o

>>207 I find these stills as confusing as his relationship. I know they had giant skull props so why does it look so fake?

209 Name: Anon : 2016-07-15 10:33 ID:zRGlmuDi


Ridiculous poses and expressions.
Bad costume design. This is meant to be set in the late 60s/early 70s but Brie Larson is wearing a costume straight out of Indiana Jones and the 1930s (I guess deliberately intended to evoke those movies). Photojournalists in the Vietnam War all wore flares:

210 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-15 11:33 ID:Heaven

>>205 Thank you for finding this, because I read that the guy who tweeted about Ts being at the cinema, later retracted saying he wasn't at the cinema but home. Plus the timeline didn't fit.
And if TH had just got home with her from the cinema, would he really say "I don't know who I'm bringing to the Emmy Awards?" to her face?

Now, why would TS miss out on a cinema offered by Hemsworth just to go shopping with her bodyguards? Next Tuesday is Elsa Patacky birthday, let's see if there's a party.

211 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-15 11:35 ID:Heaven

>>206 This one was interesting, because it appeared on the DM the day after Susannah went public with her new, and present, bf (who she only met at the beginning of February that year). On San Valentina that year TH tweeted a song of a day thing "Be My Baby" and then added "I'm not gonna say who xxx" (eyeroll).
I think they were on a break and he was making a last attempt to convince SF to stay with him. Iirc, at the time both TH and SF were represented by the same PR agency, so this little interview was probably coordinated.

212 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-15 11:40 ID:Heaven

>>209 It's a common problem of these blockbusters set in times too ancient to appeal to the millenials, ergo the modernized outifts, but who also needs to look realistic for the adults who might remember the world 50 years ago. Basically a mess, like TNM.

213 Name: Anon : 2016-07-15 13:50 ID:zRGlmuDi

Did someone post the fuller version of this? Or a screencap of the article (possibly I did)? Anyhow here it is again.

214 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-15 16:40 ID:BnzEW/6z

Should we all play along? From this point on...until the end, the bitter, ash covered end.

Captcha: shizeable

215 Name: Anon : 2016-07-15 17:07 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>214 Yes please! Hahaha.

BTW thanks for the Michael K wake up call. Poor MK - I think he is starting to sound a little jaded, like Hunter S Thompson after Henry Kissinger got appointed.

216 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-15 18:18 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>202 I'm suggesting that the psychic has as much common sense as we do and should join us here, Anonon. Maybe she can teach us tarot on the side.

>>214 saved to my desktop. So we've already hit most of the bottom row.

217 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-15 19:06 ID:n8Ob+5ev

Sigh. We'll be seeing more and more blinds like this now I'm assuming

218 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-15 19:33 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>210 So the radio interview that Chris and Tom made where he says he hasn't met her and everyone is saying that proves TS did not come to the GB screening? The interview was pre-taped on Thursday before the movie, and people at the cinema tweeted that she was there. Someone on tumblr wrote a formal timeline but that's the gist of it.

219 Name: Anon : 2016-07-15 19:46 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>218 Daily Fail reporting again. I did check and they specifically said they spoke within him on Friday morning. Can't get anything right.

220 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-15 19:57 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>217 I say go for it. Hit that one out of the park, Tayto. Get engaged RIGHT before the Emmy RC and then walk it together.

Give no thought to how Emmy bosses, voters, fellow actors, producers, etc will seeeeeeeth at your antics and sad grab for attention. Because the Emmy's should be about two people 'in lurve' and not about....what is it....the...the...the WORK.

It would be just another brilliant move in a series of brilliant moves for these two.

221 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-15 20:09 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>218 >>219 Is this maybe a matter of when it aired over in this hemisphere?

From what I understand 1 person tweeted that she was there. This same person said that he himself wasn't there, his friends were messaging him and his friends never actually saw her. He also said that CH was drunk during the outing. This person is also a massive TS fan.

That being said, I don't know why she wouldn't have gone along. And held his hand throughout the entire movie.

222 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-15 21:53 ID:XVu0oPjZ

223 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-15 22:27 ID:XVu0oPjZ

Same https://twitter

This from the sarcastic VF film/TV critic who declared TH gay a few days ago.

224 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-15 22:28 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>222 The celebuzz story is just off the tails of the Us story. It's not really an 'they're engaged story.' And it's from July 13, the same date as the GC post denying the Us story which was releases, I think, a day earlier.

226 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-15 23:40 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>224 right not 'they're engaged' but proposal plans.

Where and when would you need 11 bodyguards? Well, ET just reported that's what the #SOHAPPY couple needed to get into the theatre last night to see GB.

227 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-16 01:20 ID:oWssBp/o

'Everything in the Swift universe is shrouded in confusion these days, as observers wonder about her obsessively paparazzi-documented relationship with Hiddleston. By now, many assume it’s a PR stunt or performance art. It wasn’t helped by Hiddleston’s awkward interview with the Hollywood Reporter on Thursday, as he denied their relationship was for publicity, and made sure to use his famous girlfriend’s first and last name so everyone would know who he was talking about: “The truth is that Taylor Swift and I are together, and we’re very happy.”'

>>226 The 11 bodyguards rumor originates from the now proven semi- bogus tweets by the Swiftie cinema employee who has surely lost his job by now.

228 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-16 02:30 ID:XVu0oPjZ

"There are certain inevitable aspects of online life that are guaranteed to stress an individual out, to cause an elevated heart rate and tiny beads of sweat to appear above the upper lip. For me, they are: any post with more than two hashtags, the sight of someone else’s phone teeming with bright red, unread texts and emails, and primarily, happy photos of celebrity couples. If one half of that celebrity couple is Taylor Swift, multiply the cringe factor by about four.

Taylor Swift has survived, in different ways, Kanye West and John Mayer; she is made of very strong stuff. She doesn’t care about anyone’s judgment of her life choices or of her eagerness to share said life choices with millions of followers. She’ll be fine. But when I see those well-curated and disseminated photos of Tom Hiddleston on Instagram and elsewhere, merrily partying on Taylor Swift’s water slide, I just wonder how much more awkward they’ll seem in a few months — or whether they’ll even still exist at all."

229 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-16 02:36 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>227 Nice picture of TH.

I read the tweets before they were deleted, guess i missed the 11 (thought it said 5 or 6)

230 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-16 04:24 ID:BnzEW/6z

To ridiculous not to share. This must be the reason she bought her own plane!

“I know that my friend who works for airport security said one time Taylor Swift tried to bring fucking candles onto her flight, like they asked ‘do you intend to light these’ and she was like 'um yeah,’ and when they said she couldn’t light the candles and had to not have them on a carryon she threw a fit.” - Anonymous

231 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-16 05:49 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>230 I had to read that twice. She tried on a commercial flight? How old was she?

233 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-16 06:19 ID:Heaven

In case anyone still cares about what he does for a living, he actually talked about Thor3, saying even less interesting things than usual. Amazing

captcha says: exkong

Surely an omen that it'll be a shitty movie.

234 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-16 06:27 ID:Heaven

The radio interview was definitely on Friday

235 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-16 06:30 ID:Heaven

TOD found this, I pray for the Emmy to ask Harris to take care of the music for the Emmys or the Golden Globe, or the Baftas

236 Name: Anon : 2016-07-16 07:57 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>234 I think that is a different interview. Though I am too exhausted to care right now!

>>230 Where was this from? It is glorious!

I want to see the article that originated this denial but I can't find it. A real friend would never talk to the press....except for the positive articles, right?

237 Name: Anon : 2016-07-16 07:58 ID:zRGlmuDi

238 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-16 08:16 ID:Heaven

>>236 that's true! Maybe I need a vacation from this.

239 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-16 08:54 ID:oWssBp/o

240 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-16 09:23 ID:XVu0oPjZ

ONTD random picture thread - they've crowned them with a new name - Lord & Taylor.

ONTD thread about the Hollywood Reporter article, someone's hilarious parody:

241 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-16 10:06 ID:Heaven

>>239 hahahaha, that's a good one to add to my own program.

242 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-16 11:02 ID:oWssBp/o


Tayto Park
Hi @taylorswift13, if yourself & Tom #TayTo ever fancy having the ride on our #CuChulainnCoaster, just let us know! 😉

243 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-16 12:10 ID:3dNWdQHm

Apologies for the Daily Fail link - but this latest suggest they met in February, but has no detail about how and when:

244 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-16 12:49 ID:oWssBp/o

>>243 I'm all ears for a cheating scandal- it seems the most likely explanation at this point, but February? He was filming in Oz, did a quick trip to Berlin, then filming in Vietnam. I have no interest in looking up her movements but I'd be truly amazed if their paths intersected.
I love the use of the word 'vacated'; she didn't cheat, she od'd on valium, wafted out of the building and wrapped her vapour around TH.

C'mon friends of Calvin, dish up the scandal we all deserve after the hand holding pda tour and #SOHAPPY

Goes back to meditating on >>239

245 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-16 13:29 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>244 Yeah same here. It seems highly unlikely. The truth will out at some point.

246 Name: Sosorry : 2016-07-16 13:33 ID:O1tlbGVc

Katie Kloss and Karlie Kloss don't seem to be related.

If you go to kt_kloss on instagram, supermodel Karlie does not appear to be related to Katie Kloss, stunt woman/model from the skull island wrap party pics. Super model Karlie's sisters are Kristine, Kimberly and Kariann, and she has no brothers. By contrast, stunt woman/model Katie Kloss appears to also have a brother in a family surfing snap on her instagram. There are also many pics of Karlie and her sisters on E! news website and one from Teen Vogue on google, and Katie Kloss does not match their pics.

My head is spinning. CH seems to be going for blood in destroying TS's character. This is just an ugly situation for everyone involved. No pics of TS in days, which is good b/c she's a bit overexposed right now. Will the couple will be over by early fall, or are we changing our minds?

247 Name: Anon : 2016-07-16 15:30 ID:hBLJFeUq

>>244 I can't see them meeting in February. I think they met in May and she liked what she saw and started up with him before she saw Calvin off (note the DM says they met in Feb but got together in May).

That is still scandal enough for her to want to cover up with the lightning roll out. In a way it is worse because she meets TH on 2 May and starts shagging him more or less straight away. Not much time for "we became friends and texted a lot and gradually realised we were one another's soul mate." Just good old fashioned saw something new and traded up immediately.

248 Name: Anon : 2016-07-16 21:28 ID:zRGlmuDi

This is interesting. As I mentioned previously, this is one of the most followed tumblr blogs (at least since Torrilla was deleted). If she says nobody is posting or reblogging, then she is in a position to know. Other people I follow are moaning that they are losing followers hand over fist. Still others are suddenly posting Sebastian Stan 24/7 and little to no TH (why? definitely not my second choice, but anyway!).

This whole thing seems at a stroke to have killed TH as tumblr's boyfriend. I do hope this was part of the plan.

249 Name: Anon : 2016-07-16 21:33 ID:zRGlmuDi

In the compound. Before the pics in the ocean were taken (see quality of temporary tattoo). Notably not wearing the white t shirt:

250 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-16 22:16 ID:XVu0oPjZ

Here's a clip making the rounds of TS leaving AW's pre-MET gala dinner. She's walked out to her SUV first. TH and IE are essentially walking just beyond it.
She: Nice to meet you.
Idris: see you my love
She: bye
Tom: bye (waves hand)
Someone else with a higher voice: see you in the stars
Then another couple is escorted out (looks like James Corden and his wife).

251 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-17 00:02 ID:oWssBp/o

What a load of 💩

>>250 That video has being doing the rounds since this whole thing started. I wouldn't cite anything these two do or say in front of paps as gospel truth- there's more than enough evidence they tweak their own storyline publicly.

>>248 There's been a noticeable drop in interest all round the board aside from Swiftie connected blogs. I guess losing his 2.5m followers is nothing compared to gaining 80m Swifties, becoming a household name worldwide and maintaining front page headlines for a month.

If I were him I would be terrified of ComicCon. Will the old fans turn up and boo him or will the new adoring fans drown them out? If TS loves him she will plant the audience like an opening night.

We are due for another pap stroll!

252 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-17 01:07 ID:oWssBp/o

For those looking for a Hiddles 'out', here's some more visual inspiration:

If that doesn't leave you running for the hills screaming, have a read through the comments on this gem:

"She controls the media"

253 Name: Anon : 2016-07-17 07:15 ID:YBqscK9f

>>251 It's particularly a load of 💩 if, as the Swifty apologists on tumblr claim, GC has a direct line to Swift's publicist. Which means that all the articles in GC are themselves a form of damage control.

254 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 07:34 ID:Heaven

>>248 I get it. He lost everything that made him endearing and unique. Even if this stunt were to end I certainly not going back.

If this was part of the plan, it was a shitty plan. Swifties don't have the age to support his work in films. And since his theatre cred went down the drain, he can kiss goodbye to selling out tickets in a whiff.

>>251 Swifties have to buy tickets the same as everyone else and since it's a WarnerBros panel, they'll have plenty of competition form comic nerds. If TS is going to be with him at SDCC, that might make people snap for good.

255 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 07:41 ID:Heaven

You guys might have seen this at TOD, a gif of Nicholas Hoult saying that he did (the film Equals) as a tribute to Tayto.
The gif didn't include the question so I found the original video.

The question at minute 3.30 was: "What is it like for you guys when you watch the film in its completed form, in its entirety later on, after working on it"
His answer is here

256 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 07:54 ID:Heaven

I'm reading at the TOD that the Swifties claim Levi said TH will attend NerdHQ. Aside from the fact that a free Q&A right now would be hilarious, NerdHQ has already announced its program.

The only slot I see for a possible TH appearance would be on Thursday for the Zachary Levi & Friends.

257 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 07:58 ID:Heaven

>>249 there was little doubt that he wrote that atrocity exclusively for the paps photos.

>>252 those are good, always remember among many things, he pimped out his family. Now I'll go back admiring Camille Lacourt.

258 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 08:05 ID:Heaven

259 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-17 09:42 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>255 I had to look up the movie. The synopsis reads: In an emotionless utopia, two people fall in love when they regain their feelings from a mysterious disease, causing tensions between them and their society.


>>258 Ouch indeed.

260 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-17 11:15 ID:oWssBp/o

>>255 >>259 I went so far as to watch the trailer:

"Do not risk your job, do not risk your life"

261 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-17 11:21 ID:oWssBp/o

'The Shake It Off singer is allegedly hoping to 'boost' their power couple status in a tell-all chat with Ellen DeGeneres'

I can't tell you all how much i want this to be true. This would be AMAZING

262 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 11:37 ID:Heaven

>>259,260 I loved Hoult's ironic poke. Needless to say, the Swifties thought it was a compliment.

263 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 11:39 ID:Heaven

>>261 Yikes! Please let it be true, so he'll never be able to go back to the UK.

264 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-17 11:50 ID:oWssBp/o

>>263 If it does eventuate I insist we all watch it live and have a shot each time they say #HAPPY

It appears the Swifties are able to maintain such a high level of optimism due to a complete lack of irony and critical analysis, much like Trump supporters.

265 Name: Anon : 2016-07-17 11:59 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>264 We could live watch then take shots then comment on here as we go. Board anarchy!

Has Ellen inherited Oprah's sofa? Will TH jump on it to show us how much he's in love?

Seriously, whoever thought this up needs taking aside. The more they say about this the worse it will get.

266 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 11:59 ID:Heaven

>>264 We might end up drunk within the first minute.

hahahaha, isn't that the truth!

267 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 12:02 ID:Heaven

"A romantic night in for two? Tom Hiddleston is every inch the doting boyfriend as he steps out to grab some takeaway and a bottle of wine for girlfriend Taylor Swift"

Btw, one of those bottle is San Pellegrino. I'll never understand the fixation this rich celebs have for branded water, nobody in their right mind can possibly believe that a spring can produce all the water for all the bottles being sold around the world.

268 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 12:03 ID:Heaven

I also think in one of the photos he was actually thinking "Damn, I can't remove my eyeglasses with my hands busy"

269 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-17 12:05 ID:oWssBp/o

Somehow the Fail have managed to squeeze an article out of TH picking up take-away.
The first question that comes to mind is... why is he picking it up himself? They are in the penthouse of a luxury hotel! He does look like he needed a break to have a good talk to himself.

>>265 I am all in for co-ordinated board anarchy. I'm even prepared to get drunk before 11am if necessary

270 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-17 12:08 ID:oWssBp/o

>>267>>269 Whoops, double post.
I drink San Pellegrino for the bubbles. It tastes so much better than generic brands and it comes cheap at the local Mediterranean supermarket. Obviously thats his wine and her mineral water cause she's up the duff with Hiddlespawn

271 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-17 12:11 ID:tmvu+J8S

Is he... is he talking to the takeaway bag?

272 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 12:13 ID:Heaven

>>270 Taste as a reason I get it, brand I don't.

>>269 and no bodyguard to be seen, how did that happen?
But you are right, they are staying in a penthouse, wouldn't the hotel provide water?

273 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 12:15 ID:Heaven

>>271 Maybe he reached the point where even a takeaway bag is a more interesting conversationalist than Taylor Swift (let's use her full name like he does)

274 Name: Anon : 2016-07-17 12:18 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>267 >>269

My theory is true. She really is holed up in that hotel 24/7 and only emerges for shopping trips. If she has sent him out for takeaway they must be sick of room service, and that must be because she never leaves the hotel. She's on the Gold Coast having a holiday and she sits in a suite all day. What a sad life.

I can't help comparing this to what looked like a lot of fun doing SI. Going out and about, being photographed by the odd fan, yes, but really enjoying life and doing cool activities. Now: run with bodyguard and pick up takeaway.

275 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 12:27 ID:Heaven

>>274 Indeed. And the reason for it is her obsession with PR and her security paranoia.

276 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-17 12:27 ID:oWssBp/o

>>273 >>274 I agree, she is Rapunzeling the shit outta that penthouse and obviously driving him so mad he's unnecessarily volunteering to pick up takeaway so he can talk to the paper bag instead of TS. Even if she has eaten her way through their menu and the hotel restaurants, they have staff on hand to pick up their orders.
What a sad comparison to SI antics (which were ironically based on TSs' squad antics).
I'm starting to think he will try to escort her back home on the way to ComicCon. She will fight it all the way though.

277 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-17 13:05 ID:BnzEW/6z

Morning! I shrugged off church this morning - baby too tired (best excuse in the world).

Is he walking with/talking to the guy in the grey top and beanie? Is that the bodyguard/guard we've seen him with a few times? Maybe not or he'd help a dude out!

It is sad if they're holed up inside a hotel. I was once sequestered for two weeks during a trial - it wasn't mine, I was on the jury! Nice room, room service per diem, HBO, etc. But it was terrible. It's so isolating. We weren't allowed to watch news programs or check the Internet so there was a strange disconnect as well. Maybe they're getting out more and we just don't see it because they're not calling the paps! And we KNOW they're checking the Internet!

278 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-17 14:01 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>277 Oopsie. Meant to say trainer. Is that the trainer? (This no caffeine thing is kicking my ass hard. They say that having a glass of cold water in the morning is just as invigorating as having tea or coffee - they are LIARS!)

>>276 I don't know how long he'll be in SD at CC, but I'm getting the sneaking suspicion that she's going to stay put in Oz while he flies out and returns. If she's happy to stay up in the room for days at a time (writing music? writing positive comments on the DM articles? shouting at her PR people over the phone?) then why wouldn't she be happy to continue?

279 Name: Anon : 2016-07-17 15:15 ID:zRGlmuDi

I know he got himself into this shit, but I did feel sorry for him when I saw a pic Torrilla posted - he is standing looking lost surrounded by 4 or 5 people, each of whom is taking a picture of him on their phone, as if he is an animal in the zoo.

I think he will want her gone when he goes to ComicCon. I don't think she's going to want to go, though. We'll see who wins that battle of wits.

280 Name: M : 2016-07-17 16:40 ID:mOu5YVXG

Where is Olly?

281 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-17 16:41 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>279 Again, your kind heart shines out. I want a Attenborough voiceover: 'Here we have the celeb bf gathering food for his mate.'

While my husband fulfills Sunday obligations for three, I've been going over the ONTD threads. They're almost as hi-larry as Dlisted. One link to a vid of TS and Stevie Nicks caught my attention. The comment said that Nicks doesn't allow autotune to be used during her gigs (don't know if that's true) so TS had to perform without it. It's ear-opening. How many others use autotune to sound good? Because I always thought TS had a very good voice. Not Adele, but good.

I then read some comments. Swallow your beverage before reading this one: "What you haters don't realize is that there was a tragedy right before this show that affected Swift's performance. Benny, the tour's Auto-Tune machine, hung himself the afternoon of the show. Witness' described him as severely overworked from not only the tour but studio recording. He left no note, but was described as being depressed since working with Swift. Apparently, he was able to wrap his AC cord around the clothes bar in the closet and hang himself. Another Auto-Tune machine was hired but didn't make the show in time. RIP Benny, you will be missed..."

Is it wrong to have skipped church and to tear down a fellow woman? And on the day of rest?

282 Name: Anon : 2016-07-17 16:55 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>281 Did you listen to the link I posted of her singing live at the VMAs isolated from the backing track? Painful.

I am having a day of feeling sorry for Tom. I think it is the weather here (very hot and clammy - it is enervating my inner Sunday bitch into a puddle of gloom). Am I overanalysing here or does he look slightly lost and sad in these pics? He is dating a super rich famous pretty person, and this is his life - being sent out for takeout and photographed by shameless tourists.

283 Name: Anon : 2016-07-17 17:12 ID:zRGlmuDi

Nooooooo. Sad face.

They aren't going on Ellen. And this debunking by GC is from "Swift's rep" so it is probably true.

284 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-17 17:38 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>282 I don't think he looks lost, but I'm also thinking that he should be used to this sort of thing by now; he's had it for the past month. Still it must be strange, even given his previous fame.

>>283 You can tell they've turned that hotel suite into PRHQ. Every article, every comment, every snake emoji is being scrutinized and they are responding to it. What a life.

285 Name: N8anon : 2016-07-17 17:48 ID:jsJnzAoU

>>274 morning sickness does that to you. Apparently.

286 Name: Anon : 2016-07-17 17:48 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>284 Here is the footage of the takeout run! I think beany hat man is the bodyguard. What a life, taking a security guard to get takeaway.

287 Name: Anon : 2016-07-17 17:51 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>285 Hahahaha!!

Why is Taylor being so mean to Calvn when she's pregnant with his child?

288 Name: Anon : 2016-07-17 17:52 ID:zRGlmuDi

An unintended gem from that Gossip Cop article:

“A so-called “source” is quoted as saying in the Mirror, which picked up its story from the Daily Star, “*The simple truth is that Taylor is in love* and, as well as showing off her new man to her fans, she feels a friendly interviewer like Ellen could really help boost their standing as as power couple, as well as Tom’s Hollywood career.” But the story is entirely untrue."

289 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 17:57 ID:Heaven

For once what the photos suggested was right, pink-tshirt girl was approaching him.

>>286 Yep bodyguard, I thought strange he would be allowed to go out alone. I'm afraid that the video also confirms that he doesn't look lost at all, which all in all would be difficult to believe, he has just said he is very happy with Taylor, Taylor Swift!

290 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 18:15 ID:Heaven

>>281 hahahaha she sings as off key as Audrey! No wonder her parents had to buy her a record company.

291 Name: Anon : 2016-07-17 18:26 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>289 Yes. Not looking lost but very definitely not stopping for the fan encounters, even with the little kid. He said "thanks man" to the "Emmy congrats" and sailed on by. Never looked back. He's over us. All of us.

292 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 18:36 ID:Heaven

>>291 Oh yeah. Maybe that's why he was jostling with bottles and paper bags, the perfect excuse to refuse contact.

293 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-17 18:37 ID:BnzEW/6z

I think that's the trainer. I'm not going to compare with previous pics, but he's not wearing an earpiece. Her bodyguards always wear earpieces. Even the one that took her shopping - he was alone - wore an earpiece.

I saw on another site that he was seen having breakfast with the trainer...on a balcony. I dismissed it as rubbish but maybe trainer is his non-TS companion. When she's writing or sleeping or down-arrowing nasty comments on DM, he hangs with the trainer.

294 Name: Anon : 2016-07-17 18:54 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>293 He has always hung out with few friends. He spent every waking hour with Olly until he got back from the Publicity Tour of Doom. He seems to latch onto A Bloke and then hang out with him. He was third wheeling Olly and that ghastly assistant to Vogt-Roberts for most of his time in Vietnam and Oz.

What happened to Olly by the way? Last seen handing over the keys to the car before MamaPapstroll, so still on the payroll. Does the man do any actual work any more.

295 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-17 19:04 ID:Heaven

>>293 Breakfast with the trainer...Chances are those paper bags were also for dinner with the trainer. Are we sure TayTo are sharing the same bedroom?

296 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-17 20:09 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>294 Taking a well deserved vacation from buying coffee, underwear and condoms for his charge, I hope. Glad he doesn't have to deal with this PR nightmare of the moment.

Captcha proclaims 'he seen' as in nobody knows the trouble....

297 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-17 20:13 ID:oWssBp/o

>>295 Oh no, those paper bags are for their heads, for their next outing. Tay is going to get all crafty on those bags and bejazzle the shit out of hers then realise they have to matchy match so she'll turn TH into a rhinestone cowboy

298 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-17 21:54 ID:BnzEW/6z

Seems he's being a little schizophrenic in regards to moods. Paps: not happy. No paps: happy. Or TS fan: no pic. TH fan: pics and smiles.


299 Name: Anon : 2016-07-17 22:01 ID:zRGlmuDi

This is the funniest thing I have seen for a few days. Luke retweets the GC article denying an Ellen interview and the replies are hilarious:



300 Name: Anon : 2016-07-17 22:06 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>298 That is such a cute pic. Beautiful smiles.

301 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 00:12 ID:oWssBp/o

>>281 I love that video so much. Stevie can't hide her disgust.
Where is that mind- blowing comment from? I want to hunt it down and give it a giant thumbs up!
>>283 Crying rivers face
>>284 Maybe those extra bedroom are for their publicists. There are some unfounded rumors flying around that Luke is in Oz on damage control. While there are no sources I wouldn't be surprised if he is being heavily prepped for ComicCon. It's a potential minefield and he can't be stammering declarations of love for Taylor Swift
>>288 The inadvertent truth?
>>298 It's a little odd that he ignored the first girl then outside his hotel he went to all the trouble of offloading the cumbersome dinner so he could pose for a happy snappy. Bizarre. (pre- arranged?)

302 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-18 00:14 ID:8uu6IU8J

>>301 Maybe the young girl was a Swifty so he moved on and the little kids could've been Marvel fans. So he posed with ppl who were fans of his work. I haven't seen the vids. Just the pics.

303 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 00:52 ID:oWssBp/o

‘Tom turned up for the first day of filming with Taylor in tow,’ the source tells New Idea. ‘They were beaming with excitement and blurted out their engagement news to all the cast and crew.’

'Despite recent reports suggesting they're preparing to tie the knot, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are not set to wed.
A Swift insider laughed at the rumour, telling Daily Mail Australia: 'They are not engaged'.

304 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 01:13 ID:oWssBp/o


'Wait it's legit National Snake Day?!?!?They have holidays for everybody, I mean everything these days! 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍'

305 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 03:11 ID:oWssBp/o


I think this tape might just break the internet.
Final proof that Tay Tay lied

306 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-18 03:34 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>305 And Taylor Swift is done. That Kim Kardashian doesn't mess around. Can't wait to see what Taylor's next move will be.

307 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 03:38 ID:oWssBp/o

>>306 We all theorised at the beginning that this relationship was a deliberate ploy to distract from this drama. Does this give that theory legitimacy now?
If so, do we expect an engagement/ pregnancy announcement or a quit and run?

308 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-18 03:43 ID:BnzEW/6z

TH, forget the wine and water, go back for VODKA.

309 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 03:45 ID:oWssBp/o

This is so much fun, the Swifties are LOSING IT!


310 Name: ?? : 2016-07-18 03:45 ID:Rzy2xCJ6

Possibly more than one bottle... >>308

311 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-18 03:48 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>307 If they try a major distraction, or at this point even something as minor as a pap walk, everyone will see right through it. Their only options are to say "screw it" and quit, or just disappear for a while. Breakup or no, I think Taylor might go back to the U.S. when Tom goes to Comic Con and then go into hiding to "work on her album" or something. I think at the very least the timing of everything with TayTo was an attempt to bury the Kim and Kanye drama, but it didn't work.

>>295 I'm not even convinced she's staying at the same hotel.

312 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 03:56 ID:oWssBp/o


'I like Tom Hiddleston a lot but right now he's basically a small flightless bird someone accidentally brought to a gang fight'

>>311 There's really no public exit/ display that could pass as legitimate. She may just stay hidden wherever she's hiding right now. I can't help wondering if she's already hired a private plane and jettisoned herself into oblivion knowing this was coming. She hasn't been seen since her shopping trip.
As for Tom, he is about to fly into a 12hr media marathon and I feel just a teeny weenie bit sorry for him but not really.

313 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-18 04:05 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>312 I agree. The relationship will have to fade quietly into the sunset. No announcements, or it will look fake. Well, more fake than it already does, anyway. ;) Based on all the other terrible decisions they've made, they're probably going to try and gain sympathy for her by staging some public fight where Tom is very mean to poor Taylor.

I can't help but wonder if Tom was fully aware of what he was getting himself into.

314 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 04:08 ID:oWssBp/o


Taylors ex publicist just 'liked' this tweet.. AMAZEBALLS

315 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 04:22 ID:oWssBp/o

Taylor responds with a whinge:

'That moment when Kanye West secretly records your phone call, then Kim posts it on the Internet.'

316 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-18 04:27 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>315 Is she for real?!

317 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 04:34 ID:oWssBp/o

>>316 Yassssss. The most delusional whinge back imaginable. As if 'that bitch' comes close to being the most insulting line about her in that song! Seriously her stupid young stans will believe this excuse but there is SO MUCH evidence she has lied in all these videos.
It won't be long before clever people compile all the evidence in simple enough memes for the deluded Swifties to comprehend.

318 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-18 04:38 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>315 Wow...she's much more pathetic than I imagined lol Didn't the line he quoted give her any indication? It's not like he dropped the bitch line in the middle of rapping about how straight up cool and OG Taylor is.

She's so pathetic. I really question Tom's judgement now.

319 Name: ?? : 2016-07-18 04:43 ID:Rzy2xCJ6

The one thing this relationship isn't is boring. Holy fuck at the sheer amount of publicity and crazy shenanigans.

320 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 04:52 ID:oWssBp/o

Favorite tweets:

'If Tom Hiddleston gets asked about any of this he will SHATTER the befuddled British stammering record currently held by Hugh Grant'

'Selena's down on the field pleading for some kind of sanity like Whitey Ford on Pretzel Day':
Selena Gomez
'There are more important things to talk about... Why can't people use their voice for something that fucking matters?'

321 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-18 05:15 ID:n8Ob+5ev

The whole video is out now and Taylor really doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Part One - twitter(.)com/partylikeits07/status/754872367306960896/video/1
Part Two - twitter(.)com/partylikeits07/status/754882853427617792/video/1

322 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-18 05:26 ID:XVu0oPjZ

323 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 05:39 ID:oWssBp/o

324 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-18 06:05 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>323 Fav comment: "The truth is that Taylor Swift and I are together, and we're very happy." TH: In light of recent events, I'd like to amend my statement.

325 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-18 06:09 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>323 Someone in the comments pointed out that the back button in the top left of Taylor's response is not "Notes" as it would be if she had just typed it up, but rather "Search," meaning she's had that response ready for quite some time and had to search her notes app to find it.

I'm currently covering everything in my home with tinfoil.

326 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-18 06:17 ID:BnzEW/6z

I so want TH to tweet something supportive - just like S Gomez - so that I can watch twitter eviscerate him.

327 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 06:19 ID:Heaven

>>298 I actually think pink-tshirt girl was hi fans and these kids were Swifties, mainly for the age. But in either cases, I'd say he did it because he was in from of his hotel and there were more chances of paps catching him not be nice to kids.

328 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 06:24 ID:Heaven

I don't know how many remember KimKardashian interview back in June, but she basically quoted this video word for word, she WAS telling the truth.
The last part of the second video is quite telling about TS, she is already organizing her PR "People will say it's shade but then like at the Grammy I will say that I'm cool with it that it's great".

329 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 06:26 ID:oWssBp/o

Just saw this on twitter. I think my bs meter is broken but I wouldn't put it past her. Poor Tom if it's true:

'US Weekly reports that Kim Kardashian claims to have a picture of Taylor Swift cheating on Tom Hiddleston.''

>>325 That's not such a reach considering she has had ample warning this is coming. She took 90mins to respond which was plenty of time to save the stupid rant and send it to TH and her agent to edit. Michael K does have a point about the last line belonging to the thespian.

330 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 06:27 ID:Heaven

>>326 I want him to go for a run and be swarmed by paps and journalists and listen to him "hehehehe" his ass out of this.

331 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-18 06:33 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>323 You are correct. Many threads today on her at:

More :

kaleidoscope112 has a ton of twitter screenshots from #KIMEXPOSEDTAYLORPARTY

332 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 06:37 ID:oWssBp/o

You can bet TH will be frantically searching for a passive- aggressive philosophical excerpt to post sans comment but the poor bastard is probably stuck at work and has been throughout the drama, fielding her insane texts and rants in- between takes and fluffing all his lines.
The crew will have little sympathy for her dramas interrupting his performance if that eventuates. Lets hope he can keep his shit together till he gets home (via the bottle shop).

333 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 06:47 ID:Heaven

>>329 Kim and Kayne were at the Met Gala, weren't they?

334 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-18 06:50 ID:tmvu+J8S

Every time I quit this mess it sucks me right back in again.

>>329 I hope it's true, and I hope it's with Karlie Kloss.

>>330 I can imagine the awkwardness already.

Sometimes I think one night I'm gonna go to sleep and wake up the next morning and find that it's still January 1 and 2016 has all been a bizarre dream I had after drinking too much champagne on New Year's Eve.

335 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 06:53 ID:Heaven

>>325 to no avail, her reply is pathetic no matter what.

336 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 06:54 ID:oWssBp/o

>>333 Yes they were. I read that as a photo of TS cheating behind THs back but you may be right that it's a photo from that night. That would make much more sense.

'You don't even use your voice to sing'

Lourdes just joined in on the action tearing down Selena Gomez.
What a pack of vacuous bitchy nitwits the squad are turning out to be (feigning surprise)

337 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 06:58 ID:Heaven

List of things on TS table right now:

  • Team Kayne and his fans
  • Team Harris and his fans
  • Team Katy Perry and her fans
  • Lawsuit for which she will be deposed (I don't remember when)
  • Backlash from serious media for the fake romance with TH
  • Backlash from serious media for her fake bf
  • Bf who isn't the internet darling anymore and is becoming more like kryptonite by the second.
  • Bf who screws up every single interview since they got together (the only things that he screws apparently)
  • Bf's best friend that would only go as far as saying that his pal looks happy
  • SDCC this week

Did I forget something?

338 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 07:00 ID:Heaven

>>336 Wow, I thought Lourdes was part of the squad. Keeping track with these children feuds and state of things is a nightmare.

339 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-18 07:02 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>337 I think you've got it covered.

340 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-18 07:03 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>336 >>338 Lorde is/was part of the squad. Lourdes is someone else.

341 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 07:03 ID:Heaven

>>334 I quit being his fans, I stay to see his downfall. I have absolutely no pity for him and whenever I do I remember all the not so wonderful things he chose to do since at least the end of May, like choosing to be with this silly puerile girl or pimping out his family for whatever reason (family that we'll forever be associated with such a lying moron)

342 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 07:04 ID:Heaven

>>340 Oops, my bad.

343 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 07:11 ID:oWssBp/o

>>340 Oops forgot to look for the blue tick

Apparently Harry Styles just posted a snake emoji and quickly deleted it

344 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 07:34 ID:zRGlmuDi

I am always asleep when the TH-related shit goes down!

Guardian article pointing out that KW didn't say the line "I made that bitch famous" but that really TS is in the position of Bill Clinton saying he never had sex with Monica. It's pretty obvious she approved the sentiment generally and she told him to use whatever lyric he thought best:

Capcha says "hate". Too right I do.

345 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 07:36 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>329 Please god let KKW have a photo of Taylor snogging Tom at the Met Gala. Please.

346 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 07:38 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>323 Michael K is so right. TH wrote the line "character assassination."

Not least because before last night TS thought "character assassination" was what happened to Corky in ep 5 of The Night Manager.

348 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-18 07:49 ID:XVu0oPjZ

Summary: Taylor is battling in court with David Mueller, a former radio host who she alleges groped her during a 2013 meet and greet before a Denver concert. Mueller is suing her for slander while she's brought counterclaims alleging sexual assault and battery. An original videotape will be made of Taylor's deposition, and will remain in the custody of Taylor's business manager. Plaintiff's counsel must be provided reasonable access to the videotape. The deposition would only become public if there's a trial, though excerpts of transcripts could appear in summary motion papers.

349 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 07:57 ID:oWssBp/o

>>346 He's gonna put a ring on it. He won't back out now, he'll sink with the Titanic.
Imagine having to listen to her bitchy rants with her squad after a long day at work. So fucking tedious.

350 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 08:00 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>348 The guy lost his job because of what she said. If he is right and she falsely slandered him, she is a bitch on wheels.

Lawyer's perspective: countersuing someone often makes me raise my eyebrows. On occasion it happens because the parties had a huge beef against one another, and it was just that one party issued proceedings first so the other had to countersue. More often in my experience it is a tactic used by a defendant who is bang to rights. It indicates that you didn't consider what happened was worth suing first and you only deploy it to sling some mud in your defence. The classic example is, lawyer sues client for unpaid fees. Client has never previously complained about the standard of service but countersues for squillions of ££ saying that lawyer was negligent.

351 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 08:02 ID:Heaven

>>344 The Guardian is right. And since Kim only posted excerpts, it'd be better for TS apologist to wait.

>>346 hahahaha

>>347 thank you.

352 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 08:04 ID:Heaven

>>350 who has the burden of proof for slander in the US? The DJ or TS?

353 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 08:06 ID:Heaven

>>349 I think so too. I think he might have convinced himself that since he got his Emmy nomination in spite of the backlash, all of this won't have any affect on his career.

354 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-18 08:06 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>349 I still don't think he's going to go all the way with this. If he does, I'll be convinced he's gay.

355 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 08:09 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>352 He has the burden of proof on the stuff he alleges (slander). She has the burden of proof on what she alleges (assault).

356 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 08:11 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>354 is is going to be a variation of retail rules (you broke it you own it). Like, we saw you walking all round the shop with to in your basket so now you have to buy it?

357 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 08:11 ID:Heaven

>>353 *affect effect

358 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 08:11 ID:oWssBp/o

>>348 The article I read was lenient towards the accused. He claims it was his boss who groped her ass, not him, which is why video proof has been demanded.
While I used to be a flag carrying feminist demanding every perpetrator of menial harassment is dragged to court, my tune has changed.
Honestly, who hasn't been groped at least 50 times? Not that I condone it but such things should be dealt with immediately with a slap on the cheek and some really harsh words. On Japanese trains it's so common there's an established etiquette whereby you grab the man's hand and hold it up for everyone to see so he's publicly humiliated.

360 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 08:16 ID:oWssBp/o

>>353 The votes were closed two days after their showmance began. Perhaps he doesn't realise the extent of the mass evacuation of fans but I doubt it.
>>354 He's always going to be gay to me now, even if he releases a sex tape, cause he's an AKTOR

362 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 08:19 ID:Heaven

He runs with the trainer, but aren't those 2 dudes in the back TS bodyguards?

363 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 08:22 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>358 My thoughts exactly. End the guy's

We don't have depositions at all in the UK. But my understanding is that taping them is totally routine in the US, as is having the other party attend during the deposition. So she wanted special treatment, which she has been denied.

Not sure what the reference to video proof is about (unless it was a confused reference in the article to taping TH deposition). If there is video that his boss groped her then one would think her claim is hopeless.

364 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-18 08:23 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>362 Tom has been bribing Trainer with balcony breakfasts and takeout food to help him escape. Taylor caught wind of his plan and stationed two bodyguards to keep an eye on Tom in case he and Trainer decided to make a break for it.

365 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-18 08:24 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>363 Well, there was video of her talking to Kanye and she lied about that anyway, so clearly the concept of video evidence means nothing to her.

366 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 08:26 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>365 Very true!

367 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 08:29 ID:zRGlmuDi

Holy fuck. Kat Dennings liked KKW's tweets...does anyone outside the squad like TS?

368 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 08:33 ID:Heaven

>>355,363 whether or not the groping happened, she is going to have a hard time proving it without a video. While he on the other hand can easily prove that her accusation cost him his career. And if he has video proving that it was his boss, then she is in trouble.

369 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 08:37 ID:oWssBp/o

>>367 So far I've only seen The Gomez, who's been dragged for racism amongst other things and Chloe Moretz, who has been dragged by one of the Kardashians for displaying her arsehole:


Neither display the ability to string a coherent sentence together and both are using the same excuse that people should be focusing on real world events (as opposed to this totally fake drama)

370 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 08:46 ID:zRGlmuDi

The interview with JH on Happy Sad Confused.

Only listened to the intro so far but it is WEIRD. JH seems to say:

1) Tom contacted him for an interview (or JH implies this - he say something like "Tom wanted to talk about his nomination")
2) They didn't actually talk about TS at all in the phone convo
3) Tom gave him a quote for his print article.
4) Josh sounds kind of embarrassed having to explain all this.


371 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 08:53 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>370 TH: "worth staying up for". So he did stay up to see if he's been nominated....!

372 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-18 08:54 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>370 Josh says "He is apparently dating Taylor Swift." LOL

Just listened to the intro. That was the most uncomfortable I've ever heard Josh Horowitz sound. As a matter of fact, his tone was verging on downright annoyed when he was talking about Taylor Swift. Wow.

373 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 09:12 ID:zRGlmuDi

"We caught up literally moments after he had been nominated because he wanted to revel in his fun moment, and who am I to say no to that?

....We don't talk about that [TS] in this conversation. It was brought up, partially because it's so in the news he kind of wanted to, I think he wanted to address it in some way and he wanted to acknowledge that this, you know, is a thing, we ran an article in MTV're not going to hear me talk about TS in this, that wasn't my agenda, that wasn't his agenda, I don't really care that much to talk about that kind of thing and I don't think he does either. The quote he gave me was, I think, simply to nip it in the bud, hopefully, and hopefully not, like, to turn it into a bigger thing than it already is."

So there was a private convo about TS in which TH made Josh his media bitch by foisting on him a quote about something Josh would have been too much of a gentleman and a friend to ask TH about. That's my reading of this anyway.

374 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 09:19 ID:oWssBp/o

I read a comment I think on ONTD (one of millions so I can't find it) which rang true about this whole scenario.
The commenter suggested that this whole relationship rollout was rushed to distract from this explosion which at the time appeared imminent- the Kardashians were threatening to release the recordings with the magazine article. The kissing on the rocks photos would have sufficed in smothering the release of the tapes.
So TayTo kept going and kept going, maintaining headlines, with the shitstorm on their tails and still nothing happened so Tay tagged along to the other side of the earth where she can remain in hiding from what she knew was coming.
Kim waited until the pap strolls and TayTo headlines died down and the very week they did she released the tapes, voiding all distraction efforts by TayTo. They have been obliterated (for the time being).

Just a theory...

375 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 09:20 ID:Heaven

>>372 I noticed that too! WTF!

>>373 That clearly proves that it was TH who called Josh and that TH isn't above exploiting friendship in a failed attempt to control the narrative. Let's see what happens at SDCC.

How did I ever like this guy?!

376 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-18 09:21 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>373 Yes, Josh didn't sound quite so heart-eyes for Tom as I've come to expect.

377 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 09:33 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>374 That is frighteningly plausible. KKW gave the interview to GQ print magazine, so because of the turnaround she would have had no way of knowing what TS might be up to 2 months hence when it was published. Whereas when it is imminently about to be published TS gets a heads up from her publicist and she buries it.

KKW sees this and so she waits till the news cycle has died down and then she wreaks her revenge.

BTW I noticed that TS's original reaction to the "she approved it" was to deny there was a conversation. Then KKW said, I have the tapes, and she said there was a conversation but KW didn't say what he says he said. She says she told KW that the song was misogyniatic and counselled him against releasing it. Now the tape has come out and she says "ah, I was right, he never mentioned the word "bitch" to me". Which is narrowly true but where is all the rest?

378 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 09:38 ID:Heaven

>>374 I can buy that, I don't put anything past TS after all I've been reading. Is the fact that TH agreed to it that irks me to no end.

>>375 For the moment. I bet KW did tell her about the bitch part too and KKW will release it in due course. TS would have been better off admitting to it or saying nothing. But she is too childish and petty.

379 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 09:43 ID:oWssBp/o

>>377 >>378 Project TayTo Fail is just so sad if it is true.
Zero credibility for TH

Project "We fell in love at the Met and publicised the shit outta our love" is still sad with the added sting of a melty heart and that moment of terror when you take off the beer goggles and see that the woman you're enamoured with is a two- faced bitch

380 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-18 10:56 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>379 Uh-oh, did you get permission before you called her a bitch? Miss Swift doesn't approve of the b-word. Watch out or her next Instagram rant and/or hit song will be about "that meanie-head Anonon."

381 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 11:13 ID:zRGlmuDi

And Harry Styles:

I'll love the Swifty apologists trying to spin that one so they are rilly rilly good friends.

382 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 11:17 ID:oWssBp/o

>>381 And Pharrell Williams and Fifth Harmony who used to perform with her.
>>380 So many bigger fish to fry, but nevertheless I will face a lawsuit for slander and Swifties will come for me in droves and bully me offline

383 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 11:21 ID:Heaven

>>381 Ha! In his young age Styles might have been wise enough to not want to drag on a pointless fight, but that doesn't he was ok with her shading him in her song. And without his consent. Talk about double standards.

384 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 11:23 ID:Heaven

>>382 Pharrell too? On twitter? Wow!

Here's Selena embarrassing herself

385 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 11:27 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>384 She couldn't give two fucks about taking sides on BLM?

All right then. That is for confirming what we already knew.

>>382 Prayer circle around Anonon!

386 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 11:40 ID:Heaven

387 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 11:48 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>386 I saw. She is competing with the tumblr crazies for most butt kissing fan of the year award.

Still if the guardian wants him to go to the Hite House Correspondents' dinner or give them an interview ever ever again, I suppose they have to run this shit.

388 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 12:18 ID:Heaven

>>387 Given the present situation, I doubt the Guardian will ask him to represent them soon. TH on the other hand might need to go back into the Guardian's good grace.

The only thing I agreed with this imbecile was that it's unfair to claim that TH is a poor victim of events.

389 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 12:20 ID:Heaven

I've never checked TS instagram but I read she removed all of TH's photos. I only remember the veranda photo, were there others?

390 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 12:25 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>389 No. It's an error. TS never posted a single pic of her with TH. even the veranda pic was posted by her friend. It's still there:

391 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-18 15:00 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>363 Can't the DJ just ask her to stand up and turn around in court? This would conclusively prove that she has no ass, and thus no one could have grabbed something that doesn't exist? Or did she get ass implants as well as breast implants?

392 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-18 15:10 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>369 CM recently dragged Kim for using sex to sell her image...but then CM posted a load of bikini shots to her IG and was called out for it. That, I would think, brought about KhK's pic.

It really is a spider's web of shit.

393 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-18 15:15 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>370 No conversation about the relationship? Just for the print edition? Bitch DID NOT want to go on the taped record with talk about this relationship. He obviously realized the trouble that could cause....

394 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-18 15:17 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>345 'Please god let KKW have a photo of Taylor snogging Tom at the Met Gala. Please.'

YES. A thousand times, YES. Okay I need to go to church today because NOW I have something to pray for.

395 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 15:18 ID:zRGlmuDi

396 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-18 15:22 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>373 '...One we all know and love...' Oh, Josh, this isn't true at all, is it? We don't know him and the love is gone too.

397 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 15:27 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>393 Yes!!! What with the TS shenanigans today that very revealing little intro from Josh has not received the analysis it deserved. Bitch:

1) stayed up for the Emmy nominations
2) rang Josh screaming "interview me, little token gay friend monkey! I DEMAND it!!!"
3) Foisted on an unwilling Josh the quote.
4) Declined to own his shit by making sure it was for a written piece only.

398 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 15:27 ID:Heaven

>>395 That one is a gem. Who keeps a list of reply statements just in case? A paranoid PR centred person.

399 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 15:28 ID:Heaven

>>397 5) reused comments from the ISTL promo tour.

400 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 15:35 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>399 Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

401 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-18 15:41 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>386 I noticed that the author was called out for her failed logic in the comments which were then quickly closed. All's right with the world.

402 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 15:48 ID:Heaven

>>401 pfft at the Guardian

403 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 15:57 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>401 The impeccable ability of the British far left to show tolerance for dissenting voices by silencing them.

405 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 16:27 ID:zRGlmuDi

By the way, there might be video of the whole lot. KKW said that a videographer was filming the recording session:

406 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-18 18:08 ID:Heaven

Really?! Talk about double standards, shall we send this to the idiot at the Guardian?

408 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-18 19:55 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>407 I fully believe that his genitals are currently burrowing up into his body in some sort of defensive move. He's going to end up curled into a ball like a potato bug soon.

I understand being British and non-confrontational but I just feel like he needs to nail his colors to the mast - in some respect. That quote he gave to JH and THR did naught but bring more scorn. At this point I'd up-vote a tweet in support of TS (God, help me!) because at least he'd show some fucking balls. Where are the balls, TH? Get them out...or at least one of them!

Luke - at this point in the story - is regretting his life choices as much as TH. His mother probably wanted him to be a doctor. Awww.

409 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-18 20:42 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>408 His balls are currently inflating Taylor's new girls. And I don't think she's giving them back anytime soon lol

Now that it's become obvious from Josh's podcast that Tom was pushed into sharing his Emmy headline with Taylor, I'm waiting to see if she'll try to ride on his coattails again, using something that's about his work to get some lip service from him for herself. This whole showdown with Kimye also makes me wonder if Taylor went for Tom with the sole intention of using him as a shield. A willing shield who didn't really understand the extent of the shitstorm he was about to get pulled into.

410 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 21:19 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>408 British and non-confrontational - like Calvin, perhaps...?!!

>>409 I kind of assumed that the desire to make the Taylor mention came from TH himself. Not very willingly, but to shut down further comment, as he hoped (vainly, like all his PR hopes for this relationship).

411 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 21:37 ID:zRGlmuDi

Story made up by Taylor's publicist, who must be hoping like Anon. that he will grow a pair:

412 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-18 21:56 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>411 Actually, I think Us is floating its own stories at lot these days; wasn't it the one that gave us 'engagement watch' before GC shut that down?

And this is a pretty pathetic 'supportive boyfriend' article. He's 'telling her to be calm?' Yeah, because he doesn't want to pay for anything else she breaks in the penthouse!

Where's the 'he's running her baths with lavender oil?' Where's the 'he's giving her head massages and spooning ice cream into her mouth?' Come on, Us, make up better shit.

If you thought the sex was non-existent or bad before....

413 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 22:13 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>412 "We've had it this week and it's not your birthday!"

414 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 22:15 ID:216Sc04H

Is Jason Mitchell on the ComicCon panel next weekend?

lmao kim let that tea brew for months to bring out the flavor for taylor to enjoy 💀

real cannot be bought, created, manipulated, duplicated, manufactured or imitated. you either are or you are not 💯

415 Name: Anon : 2016-07-18 22:18 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>412 I cannot actually imagine TH being of use during any crisis. Or of use in any practical way. He must be domestically quite helpless, surely? He has all the impracticability of the wafting luvvie, combined with being the man who owns 3 pairs of socks, one jumper with holes and precious little furniture other than a leather bean bag. Such a man usually owns a nice flat but turns it into a pigsty of his own making, in which he grunts around quite contentedly.

416 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-18 22:20 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>410 The main reason I think he was pushed into it because he only mentioned it in the print piece. Because Josh wasn't interested and Tom certainly isn't interested in talking about her going by his awkward "pliss my werk can we talk abt my werk". Also the line read too much like a scripted one than something a bf would say about his gf because he's tired of ppl dumping on them as a couple.

>>414 Will his costars make jabs during the panel? Oh jeez if they do...Tom will go all quiet and close off. He must be DREADING comic con.

417 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-18 22:24 ID:216Sc04H

>>416 Going by those tweets, Jason is clearly not a Swift supporter, in fact it would appear he can't stand her. I think it's safe to assume there will be tension.

418 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-18 22:52 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>416 Someone said on ONTD that Conan O'Brien is leading the panel. This means TH needs to worry about the audience, his fellow panelists, and the moderator. Conan is a comedian and no comedian will be able to fully pass up this opportunity, I'd think.

Luke's going to need to be under the table, holding his hand and feeding him answers through an earpiece. And they've probably asked for him to be in a harness so that if it gets too embarrassing, they can just haul him up into the rafters.

419 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-18 23:04 ID:BnzEW/6z

What most people have been saying all along. Which suggests he knew it all along.

420 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-19 02:43 ID:aYzwOTVQ

Jon Voight-Roberts is now involved. SDCC is going to be messy.

421 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-19 02:44 ID:aYzwOTVQ

Misspelled his name but you know who I mean

422 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-19 03:58 ID:BnzEW/6z

423 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-19 05:00 ID:n8Ob+5ev

Wow. Really? Really? Comparing the murder of an innocent woman to Taylor's lying twitter(.)com/JosephKahn/status/755145643832713216
Is he trying to make the comparison that Kanye and Kim are trying to murder Taylor? What the hell is wrong with him? It's such petty crap and he's comparing to something horrific like murder.

424 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-19 05:02 ID:216Sc04H

>>420 He's taken quite a few steps back from his original tweet, making sure not to implicate Tay Tay.
I realise he has to be diplomatic for the sake of his films' promotion but his excuse that the creatives are entirely responsible for plagiarising isn't really valid. While the 'original' idea and content is formulated by the ad agency, TS and her team approved it. I don't believe TS had never seen the original viral video but I'll give her the shady benefit of the doubt that she may not have known they were copying without permission.
I'd even wager that the original video was included in style notes for the shoot.

425 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-19 05:06 ID:216Sc04H

>>423 Her defenders are showing themselves up to be quite a pack of imbeciles.
Meanwhile celebrities keep supporting the takedown... TS has definitely been stepping on toes.

This is like a Revenge of the Nerds fantasy

426 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-19 06:20 ID:Heaven

>>408 Ha, if he had balls, integrity and brains he would call quits now. Like others before him. We'll all know it'd be to preserve his career, but his fangirls and nannies will say that he finally realized that she is nuts and at least he'd save a minimum of dignity and reputation.

Instead he'll go for his usual low-maintanance approach: ambiguity. Act to make everyone happy, out of self-interest obviously. He can't take a stand and risk people thinking he approves of TS methods and make enemies as a consequence. But even having TS as an enemy is too much to face, he's not Styles, Gyllenhaal or Harris. Passive aggresive as he is, he'll probably create the situation so that is TS dumping him.

427 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-19 06:38 ID:Heaven

WB's panel is not just about Kong, the full list includes: Wonder Woman, Suicide Squad, The Lego Batman Movie, King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, Kong: Skull Island and Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

The panel is 2 hours long, from 11:30am to 1:30pm, that means 20 minutes each (though I think Suicide Squad might take more). Enough time to make a few jokes but not too many, but since the show will be streamed, WB might prefer to keep the attention on the movie.

Anonon yes Jason will be there. I pray TS will be too.;&sidebar=yes&bg=no

428 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-19 06:42 ID:Heaven

>>420,424 LOL, what's realy really funny is that when the original video was posted 3 years ago, Ruffalo tweeted it and TH RT it saying this:

429 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-19 07:00 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>425 I think I'll be joining anonsy in her tin foil cave because this is just getting too nasty now. Racism is starting to rear its ugly head and if Taylor goes with the "scary brute black man attacking the poor helpless white woman" narrative and Tom stays and sides with her in his usual passive manner, it'll speak volumes about him.

I have to ask though. I've been seeing this on tumblr now but do you guys think Taylor could be racist on some level and that's why her bfs check out so fast? Could it really all just be because she goes too fast? One of her close friends is an obvious Trump supporter. The close company you keep does reflect on you.

430 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-19 07:31 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>429 I do think she was probably raised that way, on the 'be nice and civil but don't let them get too close and NEVER DATE BLACK MEN' level. On the 'make sure you have a token at your 4oJ party for the pictures' level.
And yes, on the 'be nice to any scary looking black men and just between you me and the wall they are all scary except Pharrell' level. I'm not the only one who thought she was sounded like she was placating Kanye on the recording. There's a reason why she is rumored to be very popular with White Nationalists in the US - she only dates white guys and has white close friends (not sure if Selena is getting a pass on this or if they just don't notice her).

I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when she met his niece. (And if his brother-in-law was there - (still married to his sister?) - I can't remember his name, and I therefore can't find his facebook that someone once linked to from tumblr).

I never thought of this as being a reason her bfs left soon - I would like to think it was a combo of going too fast and the accompanying PR blitz. Maybe the rumored sex drive issue plays a part. Maybe it's a whiplash inducing seesaw between 'I must be with you now' and 'I must be with my squad now'

I would be shocked if he stayed if something racist came out about her. And he'd lose me as a supporter since he's always spoke out against racism.

431 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-19 08:07 ID:XVu0oPjZ

So there's this pic of Tom at what appears to be LAX that showed up Monday night:

And the poster (not 100% sure if it's the guy in the picture but it seems to be) claims Taylor took the pic.

Some tumblr detectives say it was taken in April due to his hair length then compared to now, and it looks like a selfie:

432 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-19 08:09 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>431 Yeah, his current haircut is too short for that to be recent.

>>429 Join me. The tinfoil is nice and sparkly.

433 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-19 08:10 ID:XVu0oPjZ

And a comparisonof TS to the 'everyone hates Anne Hathaway' months of 2012/13:

434 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-19 08:20 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>433 Bullshit comparison. Anne Hathaway did nothing wrong and got mocked for basically no reason. Taylor Swift is getting dragged because she's seemed like a phony for years and finally got caught in one of her backstabbing lies. Not at all the same thing, Business Insider.

435 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-19 08:24 ID:216Sc04H

>>427 I will be SHOCKED if TS goes. He works hard at those events- not a spare minute. If anything she'll fly with him to LA to sort out her mess of a life and hopefully stay there.
>>429 The company TS keeps and flaunts has I think been one of the main reasons his fans balk at the union. They are not exactly 'cultured' or 'evolved' and it's becoming apparent some of them are bigots.
It appears they would all prefer to swill champage, pretty pose, complain about their first world wealthy white problems and giggle round inflatables than discuss political, societal or racial issues.
They collectively have the depth of a childrens wading pool.
>>430 Whether or not he stays with her depends on the reason he got involved in the first place. If it was true love or for self serving promotion he will stay. He's proven his staying power with sinking ships with ISTL and despite the bad press he's receiving more name recognition than ever and an increasing army of Swifties who will pay to see Shit Island.
If it was just an intense summer fling or a short term arrangement he will leave.

436 Name: Anon : 2016-07-19 08:27 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>430 It's an interesting theory. I have a slightly different one.

I bet she is a republican. Just because celebs who are democrats tend to be very vocal about it and celebs who are republican tend to keep it pretty quiet. I don't think she has ever stated a political view of any kind, and she certainly hasn't done anything so vulgar as support Hillary or Bernie, so I am guessing she is republican. It would figure as well given her background.

Not that this means she is a racist but the Republican Party is so far to the right of anything we have in the UK on any issue you care to name. That might explain why neither Brits not more "right on" American boyfriends such as Gyllenhall wanted to hang around. Particularly if her political views comprise regurgitating what her parents/older people around her have told her, which I suspect they do.

PS SG is probably an OK black friend for the white nationalists because as her tweet yesterday showed she is totally clueless about racial politics and thinks supporting BML is a case of "taking sides."

437 Name: Anon : 2016-07-19 08:31 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>434 Yes quite.

438 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-19 08:32 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>436 I can see that, for all the reasons you listed. And TH has voiced his dislike of and opposition to Trump on camera, so I wonder what those conversations are like between them, especially since they all end in "well, you can't vote in the November election anyway, so...."

439 Name: Anon : 2016-07-19 08:34 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>431 If the pic was taken in April and Taylor took it......TINFOIL HOUSE ALERT. Possibly tinfoil over the entire state of California.

Of course the guy could be joking.

440 Name: Anon : 2016-07-19 08:41 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>438 Tom was a Bernie fanboy, remember! And my guess is he is a natural Labour sympathiser (even if he may reluctantly vote with his wallet). He said something in an interview last autumn about how much integrity he thought Jeremy Corbyn had. JC is a lot more left wing than BS.

I cannot begin to imagine what TH and TS discuss full stop, let alone what they and her pathetic squad say about politics. This has always been a great mystery to me about their relationship. I'd say "well, it must be the great sex that keeps him coming back", only - yeah. And you do at some point have to get out of bed and start talking.

441 Name: Anon : 2016-07-19 08:46 ID:zRGlmuDi

I can't imagine she will go to ComicCon.

But even if she doesn't he will surely get the piss taken mercilessly.

Here's a thought - if she doesn't go this will be his first time away from her since hat very brief stopover in the UK on 2/3 July, and only his second since 10 June (when seen in West Village). I wonder how that will go down, combined with the realisation that he has a relationship with a woman that a lot of his friends hold in contempt (I see you JVR - no use hiding behind those clarificatory tweets!!), or at the least make mock of. Will he double down or start to rethink his life choices?

442 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-19 08:48 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>439 I think he was causing a stir on his IG, like the guy from the movie theatre last week.

>>440 Maybe that's where Ryan Reynolds's WTF face came from at the 4oJ party - stuck between 3 Repubs and a guy who was too pussy whipped (possibly) to care.

443 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-19 08:51 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>441 Once he gets out of her sight, and if the bodyguards aren't there? INTERVENTION! Placing bets on how many people will pull him aside at SDCC for A Talk. Maybe they'll fly in his father.

Magic 8 ball captcha says 'dourness'

444 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-19 08:52 ID:XVu0oPjZ

the bodyguards >>> HER bodyguards, I meant.

445 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-19 09:30 ID:XVu0oPjZ

R⚡️ “Team Taylor faces some heat ” by @mic


446 Name: Anon : 2016-07-19 09:56 ID:oV1u5xlQ

>>442 Ryan Reynolds married Blake Lively in an antebellum styled wedding on a former plantation in the maybe not!

447 Name: Anon : 2016-07-19 11:40 ID:zRGlmuDi

Bow down and worship the Kardashians' lawyer: no reasonable expectation of privacy because the call was on speaker:

She would be a prize idiot to pursue KW - what are the civil damages for being exposed as a liar? Nil, I would say.

448 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-19 11:49 ID:Heaven

>>447 Kaiser also makes a good point, if she didn't know he was recording her, why would her lawyers asked him to destroy all the materials months ago?

It seems to me that TS hasn't any ground for the phone call and the incriminated line, so I don't see any sensible lawyer telling her she can win. Then again, I don't think TS is mentally stable, she is a bully and like all bullies she only feels she won when she crushed her enemies. An honourable defeat is unknown to her.

449 Name: Anon : 2016-07-19 12:02 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>448 He may have written through lawyers and told her to stop lying, explaining that he had recordings.

Apparently KW told People that there are more recordings, of her being told that the call was recorded and of her being told about the bitch line. Please let that be true! (It's not in the article that Kaiser links to).

450 Name: Anon : 2016-07-19 12:07 ID:zRGlmuDi

And I kind of think it might be. KKW has surely not played every card she has yet. I bet she is waiting to see what new lie TS puts out before releasing more. She must be a great poker player.

451 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-19 12:13 ID:Heaven

>>449 In that case, her speech at the Grammys was even more stupid and arrogant, she basically challenged him to come after her.

>>450 I totally believe there are others, those snapchat videos were shared for public consumption, but they were surely meant for TS, as a warning.

452 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-19 13:38 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>450 This and THIS. I think TS thought - in an undoubtedly condescending fashion - that she had the PR and the lawyers to best KK and KW. She probably thought she'd come out smelling of roses and candy floss, as she had so many times before.

But, unlike TH, Kim Is.Not.The.One. She held on to that tape and sat on it like a mother hen. She might have released it alongside the GQ article, but that wasn't the right time (TayTo and their "true, organic romance" was all anyone was talking about) and then she had other opportunities. But no, she waited until a boring Sunday night (on the west coast so it could catch prime social media time AND some morning editions the next day) when there was nothing else going on. It had a lead-in from her own show where the TS/KW beef was mentioned. Then she teased it on her popular twitter account before releasing it on her lesser followed (though NOT now) Snapchat account. It should be noted that Snapchat users tend to be 13-24 (prime TS demographic).

I've seen NATO operations with less calculated and precise planning. In fact, I don't think I've seen a NATO operation AS precisely planned. Or as effective and devastating. Sure, TayTay will come back (her teenaged fans are both gullible and deluded) but there's no denying KK landed some fierce punches to the gut and won this round.

And hell yeah she had her lawyers all over that shit. Girl is lawyered UP. Her father was a lawyer, you don't think she'd have some serious legal power on her side? KK wouldn't have planned all this (with her mother and PR people) without consulting a lawyer.

And I don't think she's done either, Anon. I think momma hen is sitting on some more eggs.

453 Name: Anon : 2016-07-19 13:50 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>452 Yep. I hate myself for typing this and I am surely going to hell, but GO KIM!!! If she has a photo of TayTo getting it on at the Met Gala I will send her actual money.

But "even" a video of TS approving the bitch line would suffice.

Did you see too how Mother Jenner lulled everyone into a false sense of security a few days before by saying she shipped TayTo and wasn't it sweet they were happy together? What she forgot to say: "Enjoy the Hiddleconda, bee-yach, because it's all you'll have to console you in a week's time."

454 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-19 13:50 ID:BnzEW/6z

455 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-19 13:55 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>453 'Don't worry, Tay, we love you, we love you. I'm stroking your cheek with one hand...don't worry about what the other is doing, don'!' Hahahahaha. Someone got played!

A pic of Tayto kissing at the Met Ball would be glorious. And much, much harder for her robotically fawning fans to explain away...and his.

456 Name: Anon : 2016-07-19 13:56 ID:zRGlmuDi

PS even if KW told TS she was being recorded, people are very good about forgetting what they said, until it is played back to them. I have seen on many occasions transcripts of what I said in court (so many arrests over the years!) (only kidding) and it is an odd experience. Some of it you clearly recall saying and some not at all - and it is my job to remember stuff like that. Butbit happensa all the time - so many cases feature at least one absolutely key conversation that two apparently normal people with no agenda recall completely differently from one another.

For someone who lives and breathes entitlement it would be even easier, I think, to tell yourself that you said this and that, and that you definitely didn't say the other.

457 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-19 14:52 ID:BnzEW/6z

James Corden may have to promise more leopards and penguins to get TH back on. The 'I don't know if she's dating someone' and 'she keeps her personal life private' bits will sting.

458 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-19 15:38 ID:Heaven

>>457 LOL but I doubt Corden would have to apologize, after all he did him the courtesy of not mentioning his name.

459 Name: Anon : 2016-07-19 16:49 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>454 I know that most, if not all, highly successful business people get that way by being ruthless people. But wow, she really strikes me as a horrible, horrible person, who's been that way for a loooong time. Most successful people don't get to be this bad till they are aged at least 35.

460 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-19 17:21 ID:Heaven

>>459 She really is. I read some of that stuff yesterday and it made me realize that her fans must know it too, so the reason they adore her it's not because she is a nerdy, underdog (pfft her parents bought her a label company so she could début her yapping) turned into a swan, but because she is a bully who gets away with it by victimizing herself. How anyone could ever label her a symbol of feminism and a role model for young girls is beyond me.

What's worse, it took us, almost completely ignorant about her, a bit of googling to find out and we are not dating her.

461 Name: Anon : 2016-07-19 18:31 ID:zRGlmuDi

Did someone already post these? Apologies if so. My brain has finally fuddled from a combination of heat and having to support KK.

Also from having to say, "yeah, this Bustle article really nails the squad thing."

462 Name: Anon : 2016-07-19 18:43 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>460 Having observed her stans in the wild on Tumblr, I think they are mostly as emotionally and intellectually stunted as she is. And just chronologically young.

So, they are mostly too young to recall that the feminist movement has been criticised since the very start for failing to take account of non middle class, non white perspectives (or how you might address that and still be a feminist). Or to have read much actual feminist thought.

As a result they think that white non intersectional feminism is the real deal, and they worship its purveyor in an uncritical way.

They are too young to have been discriminated against on grounds of gender - my personal experience has been that it is only when you get past 30 that you really start to suffer in the workplace (there are fewer women in general as they drop out to have kids, so fewer female voices supporting a different perspective; you don't have that nubile beauty of youth that carries almost all women along for a while and makes them popular with old sexist guys; you start to speak with the authority of age and therefore represent a threat and cease to fit the "cute silent girl" stereotype).

Therefore they don't by and large understand the need for feminism or what it is fighting against (preferential treatment of young pretty blonde girls like TS matters a lot more when she is in your workplace and you are 35).

They want to fit in so they say "I am post feminist" so as not to appear threatening to boys.

They are idealistic. No bad thing in many ways, but they just don't have that ear for dog whistle racism (and other dog whistles that people might blow). They take people at face value.

463 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-19 20:09 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>462 Bless your heart. I would have gone with: They STUPID. I wouldn't have even wasted a verb on them.

464 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-19 21:02 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>462 Hah. They don't even know what post-feminist means.
>>457 Corden has very little chill when it comes to big media events and I love him for it.
>>461 The bustle article better states what I was rambling about in >>430 plus Anon astutely pointing out in >>436 that TS is likely espousing Republican values.

An aside, which help strengthened the bully/narcissist explanation. This 2 week old craveonline article, , gets to the heart of why CH and TS broke. Which I, needing details, was missing in terms of the timeline. In the second half of the article starting with "So, I guess the big news today..." it explains that she took CH saying in an interview when the song broke that he and she would not be working together as being disrespectful EVEN THOUGH she didn't want them to be seen as working together and went so far as to use a pseudonym. 15 months into a relationship and she snaps.

She needs to have things stated just so or she takes them the wrong way and gets table flipping mad and brings out her bully trifecta of 'my squad,' 'my bf' and 'my money' into the press like fingers-in-the-ears lalalalalalala ICANTHEARYOUOVERTHESOUNDOFMYAWESOMENESS. Borderline personality disorder, maybe?

TH has put two and two together and that's why he's so stifled regarding any mention of her. It's like invisible claws around his neck.

465 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-19 21:15 ID:XVu0oPjZ

For the record, just because I speak out against TS doesn't mean I like KW and KKW. I don't. I feel sorry for their children.

466 Name: Anon : 2016-07-19 23:01 ID:zRGlmuDi

Why is he so extremely pretty in this photo and such a tit in real life?

467 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-20 02:22 ID:n8Ob+5ev

Not sure if this one was posted but Cosmo
really let Taylor have it and didn't hold back. Of course Tom's name was pulled into it but they didn't attack him, instead it sounds like they're saying she used him too

468 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-20 04:27 ID:BnzEW/6z

The most recent DM article is just a stream of word vomit based on the IG pic with the two young fans I posted a day or so ago. I won't bother linking to it.

Interesting though is that they're not accepting comments on the article. I've only ever seen the DM do that with articles about current legal cases or issues.

The comments on past articles were a few things: hilarious and consistently anti-TayTo. Hmmmm.

Sorry to report this, anonsy. I know you might be taking out a small loan to cover the tinfoil purchases at this point!!

469 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-20 04:32 ID:oWssBp/o

>>468 I was just about to post this but then wondered if my computer was malfunctioning... so they do this for litigious cases only?
What has been noticeable since "Christmas in July' is the complete 180 turnaround in DM text. They went from complete shade to no shade. They've been bought.

470 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-20 04:34 ID:oWssBp/o

We need some kind of tinfoil temple of refuge and prayer.
This combined with the wiping clean of snake and poo emojis and negative comments on IG says TS is attempting to wipe her slate clean

471 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-20 05:13 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>470 I just looked and there are plenty o' poos on her IG. Whoever's responsible for manually removing them - some miserable intern at her PR company - must be taking his 10 minute break.

The DM hasn't been completely kind. They posted about Piers Morgan appearance on morning tv, during which he suggested that they rename TS 'Pinocchio Swift.' But I'll be interested to see if comments are allowed on the next Tayto article and how they swing.

472 Name: Sosorry : 2016-07-20 05:27 ID:bOtEZ/vb

1. The weirdest thing just happened. Did the dailymail article just update to change the title to include TS's "war with KK and KW?" And the fact that TS is "hiding in the hotel room?" Because I don't think that was the title before, it seemed just to be about TH. What game are they playing?

2. At the bottom of the porch photo of TH and TS, it said that it is unknown how long TS will stay in Australia. Are they implyng that TS will not go with TH back to the US at all? B/c staying with TH indefinitely would be an interesting development.

3. There are no new running pics of TH at all. And no joint couple pap walks, of course. Does this mean that this relationship is part real and part PR based? Do you think TH knew he would be dragged into a reality tv feud, and that it is worth it for the publcity?


473 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-20 05:49 ID:oWssBp/o

>>I assumed they'd clean up the poo while sweeping away the snakes. One emoji at a time I guess.. those poor interns.

Has Piers completely contradicted his arse- licking article defending TS in the height of TayTo? I had no idea. I've only seen this article and one other since news broke of the leaked tapes and both had the air of a daily Nazi bulletin. Blatant propaganda, made even more frightening by the removal of the comments section.

I also look forward to the next Tayto article.

>>472 I don't think the headline has changed but I may not have caught it early.
In regards to point 3, the fact that this PR piece is knowingly planting a fan photo from Sunday and using it to insinuate it was taken after Christmas in July broke (which is not true) makes me wonder if the other fan photo from IG of Tom and a fan in LA is in fact true and they are masking their Houdini escape.
If TH doesn't go jogging tomorrow then I'd say TayTo are in LA. Maybe they took a submarine

474 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-20 06:41 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>473 I doubt Tom would have more than a week to take off from filming so soon after arriving. It's easy to forget these days but he is actually working in Oz. Plus the hair in the IG photo was wrong.

>>468 >>470 I've taken out a small mortgage on my tinfoil cave to build a tinfoil chapel and meditation grotto in the backyard. Votive candles can be lit in prayer for one dollar each. Proceeds will go to the "Hire a Competent Damage Control PR Specialist for Tom Hiddleston" fund.

475 Name: Sosorry : 2016-07-20 06:43 ID:bOtEZ/vb

  1. A brand new dailymail article about a savage "RIP Swift" mural/painting in n Australia just went up, since KK killed her reputation. It's brutal. Sad.
  2. The comment section is officially up on the most recent TH article! Wow. Maybe it was just a mistake.
  3. TH and TS will definitely make a Houdini exit, love that phrase by the way! But that LAX fan photo had TH in a suit jacket, and TH only wears suits when he has a to go directly to an event from the airport, and I don't think that he has an event in LA that I know of, do you?

476 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-20 06:58 ID:oWssBp/o

>>474 The Hemsworth has had this week off so it's not a reach that Tom has too. Actors are rarely needed on set 24/7, especially in an ensemble film like this where he has at most a bit part, he will have blocks off.
Also, I'm debunking the hair theory. Take another look at that fan photo from Sunday with the kids.
>>475 He does own other clothes, just never wears them. Who are we to know if he has an event in LA. I would have thought Tay Tay would want to flee back to the motherland the moment hell broke loose. Any supportive bf with time off would have flagged down the nearest stealth bomber.
Also, that photo could have been taken in the Gold Coast for all we know, the poster has not confirmed a location or a time, he's just excepted Swiftie gratitudes and deleted comments by doubting ex- Hiddlestoners

477 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-20 07:25 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>476 Tom's shirt is even weirdly wrinkled in the same places as in the Variety photo shoot from April, and I do still think his hair is too short now, particularly on the sides. Tom's body positioning and the framing of the photo are consistent with when he takes selfies. The original poster's friends' comments were along the lines of "LMAO" which to me says the caption about Taylor was some kind of inside joke. But more importantly, nothing will convince me that Tom AND Taylor managed to get through 2-3 airports and commercial airline flights without a more legitimate sighting - not a paparazzi pic, not a fan photo of the both of them, not a tweet from someone on one of their flights.

I wasn't aware Chris had an entire week off - I thought he was just at a resort for the weekend.

478 Name: Anon : 2016-07-20 07:39 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>476 >>477

He does seem to be wearing the same jacket and shirt as on the Variety photos.

The hair didn't seem that different to me from how it looks in recent pics.

But I agree - how has he made it through 3 airports to LA without anyone knowing? Or, if he has, this is even more proof that TayTo are full of shit when it comes to pap strolls.

479 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-20 07:40 ID:216Sc04H

>>477 I agree it's highly unlikely they Houdini'd. I'll give you the wrinkle receipts and the unlikelihood that he's changed his clothes for the first time in a month but I'm sticking by the hair- that's the one thing I'm good at. I watch follicles and faces like a hawk.
Plus I severely doubt he would have been able to even fake a smile yesterday, let alone allow a selfie in the company of the most mocked woman in the world.

TS is probably up in that luxury suite Colombian line dancing like Scarface, throwing televisions off the balcony and dislodging the the basin from the wall. Like a real rock star. The new hard rock Swift will emerge, complete with a shaved head and running mascara.

480 Name: Anon : 2016-07-20 07:43 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>479 Time to go on Twitter and follow the Emmys accounts. No time to tweet supportively of his GF. Way to go Tom. She must be furious.

481 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-20 07:46 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>479 Maybe Tom wears a hairpiece. I worked for a man once who had a very realistic hairpiece that sat kind of like Tom's hair does, now that I'm thinking about it. He still had his real hair on the sides of his head, but the top was very thinned out so he supplemented it with a piece. It was really high quality and blended well with what was left of his own hair, the only way you could tell it was fake was that the top of his hair always looked the same.

483 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-20 08:18 ID:216Sc04H

>>480 Has he really been on twitter? Pointing towards more of a dog eat dog relationship than true love.
>>841 This is something I've wondered but I don't think he's gone there yet. He wouldn't be able to jog and sweat profusely with a hairpiece. He's better off having implants and may have already started as it's a slow process.
>>482 This is my hometown and the second 'Taylor Smith' mural to burn my retinas. At least this one is smaller. She is very unpopular here, it's a lot like Portland with the overbearing hipster populace. They will turn out in droves to mock her.
I'm loving the number of commenters, DM writers included, who can't seem to grasp that the misspelling of her last name is intentional.

484 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-20 08:19 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>482 Lol! I wonder if the artist is telling the truth about the last name being a mistake, or if they knew of Taylor's tendency to sue people who offend her and used the wrong last name on purpose.

485 Name: Anon : 2016-07-20 09:21 ID:zRGlmuDi

Here's an interesting little tidbit off tumblr. TS follows cheers-mrhiddleston. Isn't that a thing. She isn't very active on tumblr these days, so I would bet that that follow happened a while back. Has TS had a crush on him for a while? It would also explain the Twitter follow from years back. When he came on the scene in May CH never stood a chance, I bet. That might explain the warp speed (from her perspective anyway). She is always extra and now she is extra with someone she has had an Internet boyfriend crush on.

486 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-20 09:27 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>485 Just looked at cheers-mrhiddleston's tumblr. Whether it was as a crush or as a potential business asset, it looks like Tom's had a target on his back for two years:

487 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-20 09:36 ID:Heaven

>>480 He said they are together and they are happy, 5 days ago, he even used her full name! What more do you want? That he would actually take a stand? ;)

>>485,486 More than a crush I'd say a project, I bet she has a
lost of potential bfs to pursue when the time is right. I also bet that she planned everything for the Met Gala, the topics he would like, how to flatter him "ISTL is a magnificent film, those critics don't know shit!" the invitation to dance.

488 Name: Anon : 2016-07-20 09:38 ID:zRGlmuDi

This is just weak. She could hear voices but she didn't know she was on speaker. Yeah, right.

489 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-20 09:39 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>487 I'm with you on this.

490 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-20 09:39 ID:Heaven

>>487 *lost list

491 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-20 10:10 ID:216Sc04H

>>487 I second the list. Her bf's are always the men of the moment and she no doubt had a tumblr curiosity about the size of Little Hiddles. Hopefully TS didn't look up the bicycle blogs list of his sexual preferences and is only offering anal.
>>488 Surely going legal would be the nail in her coffin but she is the queen of petty. She won't sit this out or hide for much longer.

I wonder if TH was in attendance at the party where EO met TS and made a fool of herself... possibly back in March- she talked about it early May.

492 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-20 10:17 ID:Heaven

>>488 sounds like she is fishing to find out how much more material they have.

493 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-20 10:18 ID:Heaven

>>491 I think now EO doesn't mind so much.

494 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-20 13:59 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>480 Of course he's going to use his twitter account to follow Emmy accounts. That twitter acct is all business now.

Also he's not going to comment on his private life online...some things have to remain sacred. Duh!

495 Name: M : 2016-07-20 14:06 ID:mOu5YVXG

3 mil followers

496 Name: Anon : 2016-07-20 14:27 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>495 Bloody hell, where did they come from? Last I looked he had 1.9m.

Taylor must have spent a packet getting all the fake accounts that follow her to follow him. Still, they will only be temporary and when they split, the followers will all disappear.

497 Name: Anon : 2016-07-20 14:39 ID:zRGlmuDi

A thought - he must be in his way to Comic Con now, surely? Where are the pap pics? Or has TayTay invested in a stealth bomber due to Media Intrusion?

498 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-20 14:40 ID:Heaven

>>496 It has been increasing at the same rate it was increasing before really, maybe slightly quicker but not much. How many are fake or how many are outlets that thought he used twitter I don't have the strength to investigate.

But considering the 70m following TS, he is still kind of irrelevant on socials. Let's face it, who made TH famous on socials were his fans not him.

499 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-20 14:42 ID:Heaven

>>497 he is due on Saturday, he might leave later today (Oz time), using the cover of the night.

500 Name: M : 2016-07-20 15:01 ID:mOu5YVXG

>>496 Before the Swift affair surfaced he had 2.71 mil followers. I'm sure.

501 Name: Anon : 2016-07-20 15:03 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>500 Maybe - I had recalled it was 1.75 but I haven't been keeping track so much as of his follows.

502 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-20 15:10 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>500 You are correct - I looked almost immediately after the RI pics came out because I knew I'd be curious to see how his follower count changed because of it.

504 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-20 18:57 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>503 TH's soul would collapse in on itself like an unstable black hole.

505 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-20 20:17 ID:XVu0oPjZ

506 Name: Anon : 2016-07-20 20:47 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>505 I didn't believe what she was selling but I am sad she has gone. It was a bit of harmless fun. And she got death threats? Give me strength.

507 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-20 21:05 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>506 I was surprised to hear she's quitting for good. I hadn't read her blog in quite a while, only a couple of times since the bomb dropped mid-June. I was reading her blog when she predicted late last year that in 2016 he needed to watch his back. At the time people were expecting that to be due to something with EO. That sounds like child's play compared to what's going on now.

>>502 His twitter has 2,999,142 as of this moment (hover your cursor over the 3M).

508 Name: Anon : 2016-07-20 21:10 ID:zRGlmuDi

She is basically a bitch:

Apparently she has never taken legal action against any white supremacist organisation using her image.

509 Name: M : 2016-07-20 21:45 ID:mOu5YVXG

510 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 00:46 ID:216Sc04H

Update on the mural (in response to several threatening letters from TS lawyers):

511 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 00:46 ID:216Sc04H

*double post, sorry M

512 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 03:34 ID:oWssBp/o

Going back to JVR's tweets calling out the ad agency's plagiarism on her Apple ads, this article proves there was no ad agency involved, the concept originated from TS herself.

"There was no ad agency on this campaign, just Swift, Jackson and director Anthony Mandler...... Taylor came to us with an idea, and I protected it for dear life, because it's that good."

While on the subject of backtracking, fellow SI castmate Jason deleted his tweets in support of KK

513 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 04:30 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>512 Thanks for this. On more than one occasion she's used someone else's intellectual or artistic property without giving credit. I think someone mentioned the fox drawing controversy somewhere upthread. And this from someone who protects her own name, image, lyrics, etc like a overly litigious pit bull. It the usual 'one rule for Tay, another for everyone else' policy that she maintains.

>>512 Let's hope someone capped them and can remind him of them. It seems like The Taylor Swift Hypocrisy Express is stopping at all stations and picking up all passengers. Ticket cost: self-respect

514 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 04:45 ID:BnzEW/6z

And can't JVR put his foot in it and then quickly find himself up to his stupid neck!
I think Anon once described him as having the intellect of a peanut. Yep. I hope he features prominently in the marketing - the cringe will be magnificent.

I fear this means that all the fun during SI wasn't because he was running such a tight ship that there was a lot of room for fun, or because he wanted the cast to bond and relax and give a better performance. It was because he has the intellect of a peanut and someone foolishly gave him 200 million to make a movie and he saw it as an opportunity to be silly and have fun, as if he were at summer camp. I'd hazard a guess that JVR lives the life of a man constantly at summer camp.

The small part of my heart that can still produce sympathy in this situation doesn't want TH to suffer yet another flop on top of all the Tayto fuckery, but I'm worried about Shit Island.

515 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 04:51 ID:oWssBp/o

>>513 There is nothing whatsoever ambiguous about JM's tweet:

lmao kim let that tea brew for months to bring out the flavor for taylor to enjoy 💀

He's been forced to retract. The question is who forced him: JVR, TS & Her Litigious Pit Bulls, Legendary or TH?

As for JVR, surely someone will point out his hypocrisy in deflecting his anger away from TS and blaming a non- existent ad agency. She has clearly ripped off his friend.

This weekend will be fascinating.
My money is on TS flying with TH to LA firmly clutching hands the whole way.

If he magically leaves Oz without any pap strolls then I will redecorate my entire neighbourhood in foil including the residents and assume TS escaped 10 days ago after her last sighting and is in hiding on a lunar orbital station and TH has mastered the art of ghosting

516 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 05:44 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>515 My money would be on JVR as he had his own Tayto problems and probably gave JM a heads up. And JM has retweeted one of JVR's tweets about not always watching Snapchat. HA!

This panel will either be boring because eveyone is going to be walking on eggshells and on their best behavior or it's going to be a disasterous mix of embarrassment and comedy.

In my dream, Conan introduces TH using lyrics and quotes from TS songs and continues to work them into the conversation. In my wet dream, Conan comes on with an I Heart Kong tshirt.

517 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 05:52 ID:Heaven

>>512 so I'm wearing my tinfoil bikini (it's too bloody hot for anything else) and say that if the idea came from TS I bet she saw that RT from TH about JVR's friend I posted upthread and made something similar on purpose.

518 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 05:59 ID:Heaven

Given all the backtracking I'd say TS is going to be at SDCC. Apparently nobody wants to spend money on lawyers because their castmate's gf is suing. Which means they are all going to be pissed off at TH for forcing them to be hypocrites.

519 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 06:07 ID:Heaven

520 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 06:09 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>516 The few times I've watched Conan since he went over to TBS, he has less chill than ever. He doesn't know when to/like to stop when he's irritated. This could end badly. And sadly, I don't even think I care as much as I might have last week.

521 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 06:10 ID:oWssBp/o

>>518 But that's just cray cray. I can fathom TS accompanying him to LA simply because she needs a show of support pap stroll but actually turning up to SDCC! That makes no sense at all. Do any so's ever go? It's a work conference ffs. She would be such an unwelcome distraction. Unless he is using her for the films' promotion
She would deflect the narrative away from Shit Island onto her.
Way to piss off all his castmates.
That would be the frostiest panel ever.
>>516 I hope this Conan stirs some shit up too.
>>517 That's some reach there, you may be overheated, or you may be psychic.
The girl has AGENDA as her middle name

522 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 06:17 ID:Heaven

>>521 I know it's crazy, and most unlikely to happen, but bullies don't ever admit they are wrong, spoiled brat entitled bullies even less. I know it'd be absurd but I can imagine her thinking "I have to show I will not be cowered into a corner" and if she is there people will be afraid to make jokes in her presence.
TH doesn't have the balls to tell her no, he gave up wearing his eyeglasses when he is with her in public for image purposes!

I maybe be overheated, hahaha

523 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 06:32 ID:zRGlmuDi

So JVR has not only backtracked but he has tweeted saying that it is the talent that determines the content of pop videos; and that KW has stolen stuff from other artists; and that people should pay attention to things other than snapchat; and entered into dialogue with other users saying no he wasn't dragging TS, how very dare they (yes, I said he had the intellectual and emotional maturity of a peanut).

Where it gets fun: our old mate Firenbrenie tweeted him the article Anonon found. Waves to Firenbrenie! He didn't reply.

524 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 06:37 ID:Heaven

>>523 what a piece of cowardly hypocritical peanut!

But I'm not surprised, he is preparing the ground in case he gets asked about her.

525 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 06:50 ID:XVu0oPjZ

What a hot mess.

>>523 I noticed an anon who I think was her on tumblr last week, somewhere that I didn't bookmark. I recognized her speech pattern. She said TH needed a wholesome girl.

526 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 06:58 ID:oWssBp/o

>>523 >>524 Mexican wave to Firenbrenie!
In terms of acknowledging content theft though, that investigative journalism is not my own, credit goes to a tumblrite I chanced upon so kudos to them.
That peanut JVR needs to reel it in. Exactly how many music videos/ TVCs has he directed? I've worked on at least 200 TVCs and 50 music videos so beat that you imbecile.
It seems a case of the lady protesting too much, something ironically TS is famous for, to overcompensate for being caught out.
I'm going to go out on a limb and declare he knew what he was insinuating in his original tweet- the timing was too perfect and then his balls turned into bicycle wheels and back- peddled up his arse.

527 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 07:03 ID:zRGlmuDi

My personal theory is that both JVR and JM are basically stupid. So they tweeted these things without thinking. And then 24 hours later (or less for VR because people told him straight away!) they thought "oh shit, yeah, I am seeing TH later this week...."

I know it sounds simple. I just think these people live for the moment - they leap on Twitter to comment on the latest controversy and get some likes. And that's all they are thinking about. Then the penny drops. Just as it previously did for JVR when he posted that Hawaii pic (some sympathy for the shitstorm he got then, but to engage in controversy about TH's girlfriend twice shows he is as dumb as a box of rocks).

Not many in showbiz are as smart and as reflective as TH. Or as calculating. Maybe he and TS are made for each other.

528 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 07:04 ID:oWssBp/o

>>525 There are no wholesome girls in the entertainment industry. I've even met Christian band campers who were messy drunk slappers.
If TS doesn't do drugs as she declares she's as wholesome as they get.
Some of her squad members/ ex bfs have collectively snorted Mt Everest so it seems likely this is just another aspect of her image control.

529 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 07:11 ID:oWssBp/o

>>527 They both appear to have been hit with the stupid stick. I could see this being their inner narrative.
TS matches TH in terms of calculating, but smart? She ain't dumb, but she's not the sharpest tool in the shed. The sharp pretty tools don't seem to want to date TH though, so this may be his best bet.

530 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 07:12 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>523 >>524 I'm not surprised either. He's probably hoping to channel some of the TS attention into Shit Island promotion. I don't think for a second that he accidentally posted those pics of EO with the SI cast on Instagram either - he knew it would cause drama and get attention.

Also - this is something that REALLY gets on my nerves - I hate that the director of a KING KONG MOVIE is on TWITTER berating people for discussing a Snapchat video and reading TWITTER, the very platform he's using to bitch people out. Who does he think he is? Same thing when Selena Gomez was tweeting for people to pay attention to "important" things instead of the Kimye/Taylor drama. Like you do realize you're a pop star from the Disney Channel, right Selena?

AND - I get annoyed at the implication that because something is happening in the entertainment world it's not relevant. Entertainment and celebrities have a tremendous impact on culture.

531 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 07:16 ID:oWssBp/o

It's just been announced TH will do Nerd HQ and signing!

He's game... what's the bet TS has enlisted him into making a supportive statement something along the lines of her squad

532 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 07:24 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>531 All we've gotten out of Tom is the same statement twice, in print - not even live. If he didn't talk with Josh Horowitz about it when things were good, I don't think he's going to talk about it with Zachary Levi now that things have turned bad in Swiftland. I predict there will be an embargo on Taytay discussion.

533 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 07:27 ID:Heaven

>>531 I'm so happy, it's a bit late as announcement.

534 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 07:29 ID:Heaven

>>532 Questions are not screened at Nerd HQ, but I suppose Levi could tell the audience to not ask.

535 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 07:32 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>529 I kind of meant smart as in low cunning. I think TH tries to see the chess board 10 moves ahead. He still gets it wrong because he totally lacks that sense that say Kim Kardashian has for how things will play out from a PR perspective. But he tries, and so does TS (with much more success than him until recently).

Most stars I feel are neither intellectually clever nor cunning/smart. A thought pops into their brains and they tweet without thinking of the consequences. If they are smart enough to think 10 moves ahead they usually aren't interested in doing so (eg I am sure Spielberg could see the consequences of a stupid ass tweet about TS but he isn't interested in that shit full stop). TH, KK and TS have in common that they play the game and are also aware that it has ramifications.

I suppose the problem for TH is that at the moment Little Hiddles is calling the shots.

536 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 07:42 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>532 I agree anonsy, I don't think he will want to comment in an uncontrolled situation and still less now there is a lot to comment about.

I am not sure that Zachary Levi would allow it either. He seems a good guy and tough enough to shut down any heckling.

I also think that people aren't actually likely to ask those questions in the smaller nerd hq setting. It's fairly intimate and well lit so he can see the audience, so social pressure is perhaps more likely to act as a restraint.

Hall H and/or the evening sesh with a less sensitive host - anything goes!

537 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 07:51 ID:oWssBp/o

>>533 If he plays this well as he has done in the past he will win back a lot of his fans, it's a very smart move now I think about it, albeit a bit desperate.
>>535 KK is in another league as a player. I can't believe she let that tea brew so long, sitting on it while watching her pray slowly dig her grave.
TH could never play that kind of long game, not without a gag and a harness. TS strikes me as someone who gets her way all the time and if she doesn't, she or her gang will push you over in the playground and point and laugh.

538 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 07:55 ID:oWssBp/o

TH must be having a panic session at the beauty salon right now:
'Give me all the needles, treatments and all the spare hairz you have.'

539 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 08:02 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>538 Hahaha! I look forward to your analysis of what he has had done before SDCC.

540 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 08:07 ID:tmvu+J8S

541 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 08:21 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>540 Oh that's perfect!

Will he rehabilitate himself by nerd hq, I wonder? My suspicion is not if he brings her with him to CC, or even if he brings her to San Diego.

542 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 08:28 ID:oWssBp/o

>>540 Bwahahahaa yass

For reference- the last sighting in daylight:

Deep set frown lines, fairly solid and shiny forehead, frightening hairline and a look that would kill- literally.

543 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 09:38 ID:zRGlmuDi

JVR did reply to Firenbrenie!!




Hahahahaha!!!! Hahahaha hahahahahaa!!!!! I would love to be a fly on the wall when he meets TS and has to look her in the eyes knowing she stole his friend's stuff.

544 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 09:52 ID:Heaven

>>537 If nerdhq is all it takes for people to forget that his PR denied rumours of an engagement or of his proposal on set but said nothing about TS'people using racist comments to dismiss KK and her husband, that TH is Taylor Swift's bf and thus approving of her methods and actions by association, then they deserve to be manipulated and squeezed of their money.

545 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 09:52 ID:Heaven

>>543 what a moron

546 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 09:55 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>543 HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my God.

At least he had the decency to (sort of) acknowledge he was wrong.

547 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 09:56 ID:Heaven

>>540 hahaha oh yes, he will bring his A game, tight shirt, blue colour, smiles, self-deprecating attitude, puppy eyes and "I'm a poor victim face".

548 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 10:02 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>547 You forgot to add, "and his panties in a bunch."

549 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 10:06 ID:Heaven

>>548 right! he wears panties now.

550 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 10:35 ID:216Sc04H

>>543 LOL is that all he's got? Welp...shit?
I would love it if he had a man to man with TH but it's not really his issue, it's his so's and they have work to do.
Hopefully TS lets him off the leach so he can get mercilessly drunk with old mates and cry.
>>544 I doubt anyone on this board will be swayed but there's a lot of fairweather friends in the fandom who can be won back with a charming smile, tight clothes and smooth talking: >>547
>>548 LOL again
Olly just arrived in LA

551 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 10:38 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>550 speaking of "smart as a box of rocks."

TH spent every waking moment with this guy until he discovered TS. Maybe we should have seen the signs that he was as shallow as a paddling pool.

552 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 10:42 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>550 In a way, what else can JVR say? He has a beef with TS, then he remembered that maybe it wasn't such a good idea to voice that publicly, then someone gave him the receipts. He may already know she will be joining them in SD, and he definitely knows he'll see TH, but he still can't say, "I revert to my original view that she is a thriving conniving bitch." She would knife him.

553 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 10:43 ID:zRGlmuDi

Thieving, even!!

554 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 10:49 ID:216Sc04H

>>551 Really the signs have been everywhere. He hasn't exactly sought the company of Rhodes scholars. We were all falsely lulled by his wordy wordsmith interviews when in fact he hangs with bro's and says 'yo'

555 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 10:56 ID:216Sc04H

>>554 I will never forgive him for Selena Gomez dad dancing. NEVAH

556 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 11:00 ID:Heaven

>>550 once I would have wondered if it meant that TH was also in LA, now I only want to know the brand of Olly's tshirt.

557 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-21 12:42 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>547 Yep, he will do this exactly. I'm going to remain strong and just stick a picture of him in the TS vest to my screen to ward off any relapse.

558 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-21 12:43 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>556 It looks like a Gorillaz shirt to me.

559 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 12:49 ID:Heaven

>>558 Yes, that's why it felt familiar! Thank you :)

560 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 12:50 ID:zRGlmuDi

The Daily Beast took my idea and ran with it. She supports Trump, guys.

How long do we give this relationship?

561 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 13:10 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>560 !!!!!!!!! Honestly I think it's already over and he's just riding it out until an appropriate breakup time.

562 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 13:17 ID:BnzEW/6z

Is that firenbrenie our Lex? I looked at the acct and there isn't a 'blonde whore' comment in the bunch. A lot of anti-TS retweets and tweets but not any hate like EO got. There's also no cuckoo declarations of love for TH which I think people mentioned being on her original twitter. If it's our Lex, she's being medicated now.

What is 'firenbrenie' anyways? Is that a name that someone would want to scoop up after it was abandoned? And there's no pic of Lucille, instead it's an actual selfie...of a blonde woman!

Finally the tweet she sent before the receipts was: 'The back peddling makes my hamstrings ache in sympathy. Hopefully you stretched before this tweet.' Isn't that too clever and grammatically correct for our Lex?

Everything is getting soooo strange. This is some Looking Glass level shit.

563 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 13:23 ID:Heaven

>>560 the more I find out about this horrible girl, the more respect I lose for TH.

>>561 he just said a week ago that they are together and happy, he can't lose all these "deep" feelings in one go. Too bad for him the more he stays the worse it gets.

564 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 13:27 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>560 I think the problem here is that both Kushner brothers are rather liberal - or as liberal as two good, Jewish boys from the UES can be. The Observer - the paper Jared owns - is fairly moderate to liberal in its reporting and op-ed pieces as well. Yes, one has had to 180 because he married Trump's daughter, but I think the one dating K Kloss is still the very definition of a champagne liberal.

I'd look more to her friends who released the 3 Couples pic. Those two are, I believe, official Trump supporters and more indicative of the childhood/adolescence TS would have experienced, and how it would have formed her political views.

565 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 13:29 ID:Heaven

I thought it was TS people deleting the snake emoji from her account, instead it's instagram, going as far as banning people.

566 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 13:40 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>561 Contract, PRmance, showmance, real - whatever it is, I don't think it's ovah. I feel that the wearing of the t-shirt and the allowing her to go/taking her to Oz was TH digging his trench. Sure, the shelling is pretty fierce at the moment - I mean Ardennes forest fierce - but I don't see him as the sort to give up now. Remember: he trotted his mother out to give this relationship legitimacy. That's too big an investment to end it after a month.

567 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 13:40 ID:216Sc04H

>>565 I think that article is just reiterating what we have spoken about here- that TS most likely paid for preferential treatment on IG to have the emojis removed. It is not standard practise.
I noticed some fans complaining that they couldn't upload any photos on the #tomhiddleston page and just checked. The newest photo is 12hrs old. Same with #taylorswift.
Make of that what you will, tinfoilers!

568 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 13:48 ID:BnzEW/6z

I genuinely don't know what will happen in Hall H or at NerdHQ, but neither does TH. And that's where my schadenfreude comes in. Sure Luke will have given him some best case scenarios. He may have even given him some worst case ones. And Luke may have placed very strict 'don't mention the TS' restrictions on both of those events. But at the end of the day, TH can't account for the actions of unknown human beings or every human being...and that must be killing him.

Both may run as smooth as silk but the anxiety he is experiencing now is the rod he made for his own back.

569 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 13:49 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>563 "Together and happy" isn't exactly deep, though. I think his lone pathetic statement about the relationship was another sad attempt to discredit the media's stance that Hiddleswift is a big sham. It doesn't seem to have worked though, especially now that the Kanye footage has been released and the timing of the RI pics coincides with Kim's initial interview about having the video. It's all very suspect.

The two reasons I can come up with for him sticking around are PR and/or sex. I don't believe that there was ever anything beyond surface level attraction between the two of them, and if there is any physical relationship I'd say it's mediocre at best - I base this on how they interact with each other, with slight support from comments made by her exes. And, like Taylor's relationship with Calvin, it will likely be over for weeks before they make any kind of official breakup announcement in People or whatever - give the public and the tabloids time to start speculating, and then confirm it. When this will happen is anyone's guess, though. Weeks, months, who knows.

As much as Tom's former image appears to have been manufactured to an extent, I do think his few political comments were genuine. Pro-Bernie, pro-Corbyn, anti-Farage, anti-Trump. If it is true that Taylor is far-right politically and a Trump supporter, he wouldn't able to tolerate her for any significant length of time - or vice versa. I believe there's always room for compromise and whatnot, but I just can't see a relationship working between two people whose worldviews are so disparate.

570 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 14:04 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>567 Whoa. I do NOT like this. Frankly, this is more shameful than the damn shirt.

I've seen it mentioned that sometimes her page is "locked" because porn IGs are spamming it - and you know, THE CHILDREN, we have to think of the children! If this is the case, they block the page and put up a notice saying that something strange is happening and all will be back to normal soon. But has TH's page ever been locked? Is this Turkey? China? Social media is meant to be about a democratic sharing of images, thoughts, ideas. This is Sha-dee.

571 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 14:16 ID:Heaven

>>566 I agree, but at the same time walking out now might be the lesser of two evils, for him, which is why he won't.

>>567 somehow I remembered reading it was people in her staff. Ha, money can buy a lot of silence.

>>568 yep, I mean Luke can't do anything if there are people wearing "I used to <3 TH" tanktops in Hall H. Right now, not knowing where the attack might come from must be a torture.

572 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 14:21 ID:Heaven

>>569 Me neither, but first time in 5 years he admits he's dating, that's deep for him.

I'd go with PR because I've never bought the sex part, mainly because before this started I think TH might, in small measure, have snapped his fingers and picked his favourite. I agree that the whole thing might end way before it becomes official, unless we are once again misjudging him.

Funny how all of a sudden they don't want to be seen together anymore.

573 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-21 14:21 ID:216Sc04H

>>570 It's one thing to lock down Swifts IG since she has been bullied but it makes no sense at all to lock down TH's. Is this a deliberate ploy to shut down social media prior to SDCC? Less photo leaks... more control of the narrative.

Also much easier for them to Houdini outta Oz

574 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 15:04 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>570 I just checked for myself and it is locked down when viewed via the UK as well. That page normally updates super frequently, like every 30 seconds, with all manner of spam that people tag him in.

Well, well. I was also super pissed off to see that not only were snake emojis removed, so were the posters' accounts. It's like social media for communist China.

If we want to see him/them leaving Oz I guess it's Twitter. I wait with bated breath to see how the Swifty stans manage to spin his escape from Oz totally without pap attention.

575 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 15:26 ID:Heaven

This gets worse every day, like really Hiddleston? You went along with a lock down on instagram? He must be very afraid.

Anyway, there are others social networks, they can't lock them all, and people will know if they do.

And for what? So that people won't know she is with him and buy tickets for Nerd HQ? Because it's not like people need to prepare if they have decided to ignore you at the panel or not engage when you speak.

576 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 15:27 ID:tmvu+J8S

Instagram hashtagging is currently broken - no tagging has worked for approximately 11-12 hours.

577 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-21 15:29 ID:n8Ob+5ev

#taylorswift is also on lockdown. Same as TH's, the last upload for her was 13 hours ago.

Mission Flee Oz must be underway. Such a contrast to their fanfare filled LAX departure and Oz arrival. But I can't figure out if it's because the two left together or left on separate flights going to different destinations. If they left together, I figure they'd wanna be seen. If they've broken up, then they'd want to keep everything quiet until they're ready to release the statement.

578 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 15:29 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>576 Ahh, okay...unless she broke it!!!! ;) Nah, it was probably Chinese hackers. It's always Chinese hackers...or 14-year-old boys in their bedrooms.

579 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 15:30 ID:Heaven

>>576 thank you, because I'm all for tinfoil even with this heat, but it sounded so absurd.

580 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-21 15:31 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>576 You're right. Damn well there goes that theory that they're controlling their hashtag.

581 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 15:54 ID:zRGlmuDi

Pity about our hash tagging theory!

However NewAnon is right that TayTo would surely wish to be seen boarding the love plane back home, so we plebs can imagine them canoodling and drinking Dom Perignon in first class and know that TH lurves her still.

If not, it is either because they have split, or because she's so traumatised by the events of the last few days that for the first time ever she doesn't want to face the press.

582 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 16:02 ID:zRGlmuDi

Just thought as I typed this. If Olly is in LA he is presumably returning to Oz with TH after ComicCon.

Does this indicate that TH will be reverting back to the previous MO of renting a house and living with Olly in it? I can't think TH would need Olly when he's got all TS's people to help him, or want Olly there while he is hanging with her (always assuming no trouble in paradise, ha ha). Also, the old suite must be getting a bit crowded.

So my guess is: takes TS home, possibly shows her off at SDCC (though am undecided as to whether he will,court publicity this way), returns solo with Olly.

583 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 16:18 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>582 Makes sense. It would be weird for Olly to fly all the way to L.A. for 24 hours at Comic Con.

As far as TS is concerned, I'm going to bet on her flying back to the U.S. with Tom in some sort of ridiculously papped manner, complete with sad "Kim and Kanye are mean" faces, but then Tom goes to Comic Con alone. You know, for the "work." I can't decide if I think she's going to do some solo papping in San Diego or if she's going to disappear to one of her residences on her private jet after dropping Tom off.

584 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-21 16:28 ID:n8Ob+5ev

I'm gonna risk getting jinxed and put it out there. I think they're over. I think Tom bailed a day after the tape released. That's why no pics, no new leaks, no airport fanfare. That's why Olly is back on scene to go back with Tom since Taylor won't be going back with him. I don't know what they'll say in the breakup statement but I think they'll keep quiet until then and lay low, letting ppl think they're still together. Tom's work schedule is providing the perfect excuse and cover right now.

585 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 16:34 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>584 From your lips to God's ears.

586 Name: M : 2016-07-21 16:44 ID:mOu5YVXG

Is Olly gay?

587 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 16:50 ID:Heaven

>>586 yes

588 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 16:51 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>585 Ditto.

NewAnon, it would explain the lack of pap stroll (why not now when she actually needs some good publicity?). I could well believe that she has been a holy terror this past few days. He probably believed her version of events to a degree (young love) but I expect his sympathy wore thin when he saw that she was a vindictive monomaniacal control freak as well as a spoiled little princess. I bet she has been hiding out in that suite obsessively reading Twitter and the gossip mags, screaming down the phone to her lawyer, and waiting for him to get back from set so she can rage over 4000 hate tweets from famous people.

589 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 16:52 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>586 >>587
Tweet referencing a girlfriend in 2012:
https://twitter. com/ollyauld42/status/167722271903973377

Bi maybe?

590 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 16:54 ID:Heaven

Remember guys that Olly drove all the way to wherever it was, juts bring him his jaguar so he could show it off for TS. And that Luke flew all the way to RI for the 4th of July party.

It's not over until TayTay sings.

591 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 16:55 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>587 Is he? I knew Luke was. Does TH have any straight male guys he spends time with (Cumby doesn't count as he barely sees him)?

Runs to anonsy's tinfoil shrine and begs to be admitted.

592 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 16:55 ID:Heaven

>>589 Oh! I remember him having a profile photo on twitter once where he was snogging some guy. Do you remember it anonsy?

593 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 16:57 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>592 Unfortunately I think that's the sort of thing Olly might regard as a "joke."

594 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 16:58 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>591 All are welcome in my Tinfoil Shrine. Come, unburden your soul.

>>592 I don't remember, unfortunately.

595 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 17:00 ID:Heaven

>>593,594 hahaha could be. But I'm now wondering if maybe the boy was in fact a girl.

596 Name: M : 2016-07-21 17:02 ID:mOu5YVXG

interesting comment on May 20

597 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-21 17:04 ID:n8Ob+5ev

Truth is Tom, Olly, and Luke are an on and off poly couple. Tom and Olly are bi but Luke is gay. Tom is the one with the crazy gfs and Olly is the wild one while Luke tries to keep his sanity in the midst of it all. The sitcom premieres on ABC in the fall.

>>590 Do we know for sure Luke was in RI? Or are we going off the Kaylor tumblr analyzing that video? I always thought it was that pretty brunette hugging him that you see a Polaroid of the two of them floating around. She's wearing the same watch and bracelet, and was standing near Tom and moved towards him right before the hug happened. The height differences were too much for it to be Luke, that's why I didn't buy it. Unless there's a different piece of evidence showing Luke was there.
Yes I'm ashamed to say I studied the video and GIFs in minute detail and yes that includes rewinding and forwarding in slow motion hangs head in shame

598 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-21 17:06 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>596 He changed that caption recently. It wasn't there before. They're taking potshots at Tom and this whole Taylor thing now.

599 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 17:08 ID:Heaven

>>597 I don't think any brunette, blonde, red, brown is allowed to hug TH as long as TS is around. That being said, no I don't have any other piece of evidence except for the bracelet, the height doesn't seems convincing enough to debunk it, and it did look like the hug he usually gives to people he knows.

600 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 17:11 ID:Heaven

>>598 So, I'm not the only one who thinks Olly's friend is doing that, there was anther one recently, a photo of TH and the caption said something like "remember when you were too drunk and we had to call a taxi" and then he added @ TS

601 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-21 17:12 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>599 Maybe that's why Taylor made Ruby's gf delete the video lol There can be no evidence of Tom with another woman! Because he only has eyes for Taylor and if she's not there he has no aim in life and doesn't know what to do. That Polaroid seems to have disappeared too. At least the close up of it. Good ol' Taylor. Never change. I expect her to be pushing 40 and still be exactly the same and churning out high school nostalgia songs.

602 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 17:13 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>598 >>600 He's totally been changing captions. Made a couple tweets poking fun at Tom too.

603 Name: M : 2016-07-21 17:16 ID:mOu5YVXG

To the girl who keeps me grounded and loves me for me -- happy birthday, @ollyauld42. Here is a photo taken 20 minutes after we met.

"My wife is in town"

604 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 17:17 ID:Heaven

>>602 Nice, at least JVR's assistant has some guts.

605 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-21 17:25 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>602 and didn't delete them! Unlike Jason M. Jordan's assistant is on a mission to squeeze in as many Swift jabs as possible before the breakup lol

606 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 17:36 ID:zRGlmuDi

JVR benign asked if he will now delete the tweet accusing KW of plagiarism. Someone tweeted a link to this I thought very depressing story about an artist being deprived of the right to her work:

607 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 17:45 ID:BnzEW/6z

I'm going to get my prediction in: I think TH flies in solo and she stays hunkered down in Oz. He then returns to her and radar silence resumes. I'd like to be wrong, but I think one of the reasons she went in the first place was to be somewhere far, far away from the fan when Kim threw a bucket full of shit at it. The 'search' feature on the Notes post she made tells us that she knew this was coming. Oz is as good a place to stay out of the limelight while her team conjures up a strategy and puts it into action.

I know she's a narcissistic famewhore but that was when she was riding high. Being that she's lower than low now, I don't think she'll want to put herself into the very public and media rich arena that is Comic-Con.

Olly is likely traveling back to Oz with TH (maybe he had a vacation which is why he was absent before - not that he needs a vacation from 'work'). But there are other rooms in that hotel; I don't think it's a clear sign that Tayto is no mo' (little rhyme there).

This is coming from my realist's mind. I much prefer NewAnon's theory!! >>584

609 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 17:47 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>606 This is the fox story I mentioned earlier. It makes me wish - even in my 'delicate condition' - for 30 seconds (that's all I'd need) in a dark alley with TS. 30 seconds, universe, that's all I'd need.

611 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 18:01 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>609 Oh I missed that mention! The more I have googled the more I have found to really dislike. This really isn't a bunch of bitches looking for any excuse to diss the GF. This is actually, I am shocked what a horrible person she seems to be.

I was thinking back to EO. People doubtless will say we just don't like any GF of TH, but what struck me was that we criticised many of the same things. Chiefly - toying with the media with pap strolls, kicking over the traces of a cheaty start to the relationship, leaking like a sieve to US Weekly, wanting us to notice the relationship when it suited them, but then being all about the Wirk (him) and/or disdainful that we care (her). The only personal criticism that anyone made was that she seemed a bit empty. But nobody, absolutely nobody said or thought that she was a bad 'un.

612 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 18:02 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>610 So he's been connected to KUWTK and he's been mentioned on TOWIE. Great. Something to put in the scrapbook.

613 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 18:06 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>611 I did call her a piece of beige cardboard. And I still stand by that, she is very beigey and cardboardy. But that was only in comparison to his one, true soulmate (sign of the cross) Ave Jarthy. When compared to the blessed Jane, all other women are but shadows on the wall of the cave.

614 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-21 18:17 ID:Heaven

>>611 True and with the exception of the media use, we were making fun, not criticizing. I think the worst thing I wrote about EO was asking if she had a nose job.

TS is just a terrible person and the fact that there is so much and it is so easy to find, makes it harder to still have a good opinion of TH.

615 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 18:22 ID:tmvu+J8S

Apparently Tom made it into L.A. without being spotted?

https://twitter. com/RKRmedia/status/756133051373981701

616 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 18:36 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>615 Wait, I'm wrong, this looks to be taking place in NYC, not Los Angeles. Still, no paps.

617 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 18:41 ID:BnzEW/6z

Could the show be 'live' streaming but TH's segment be pre-taped. He's talked to this guy a few times.

618 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 18:43 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>617 That seems more likely than Tom and maybe TS making it to the U.S. without being seen.

619 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 18:46 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>560 Not sure about the rest of you but my FB news feed is lumping today's Donald Trump articles with Taylor's various troubles. If that isn't a loud enough warning bell for her fans and for Tom then I don't know what is.

620 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 19:02 ID:zRGlmuDi

If he has made it to the US without being spotted I am logging straight into tumblr and you will all know who I am because I will SLASH AND BURN.

621 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 19:03 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>620 LOL! I kind of hope he has just so I can witness this.

622 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 19:37 ID:BnzEW/6z

623 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 19:38 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>622 I love the longer version of this gif where it starts with its his face as he holds the pizza box!

624 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 19:40 ID:tmvu+J8S

According to the Behind the Velvet Rope Facebook page, there was some kind of "technical difficulty" and they will be broadcasting the show after they sort out their issues.

626 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 20:13 ID:zRGlmuDi

Crisis! Mr Anon borrowed my laptop and he has been reading the board!!!

627 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 20:30 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>626 Shit. #LaptopExposedAnonParty!! Does he know which one you are?

628 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 20:31 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>627 It doesn't matter...we're all crazy 'bitches.'

If you didn't want to be called a 'bitch' please remove yourself from my narrative. I know you didn't ask to be a part of it. #characterassassination

629 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 20:34 ID:BnzEW/6z

There goes TH's enjoyment of tennis: 'Does this one like me, Tom? What has this one said about me, Tom?'

630 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 20:35 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>627 I don't think there was anything on the current page identifying me. Well, there is now (scuttles to erase history on laptop and locks iPad in sock drawer).

Mr Anon seemed strangely up with the Kimye saga. I said laughingly was it on the front page of the Telegraph. No, he said, I have been reading one of those board things. Oh, I said, did you find a link via the BBC. Oh no, quoth he, it was on your laptop. Pause. There are some odd people out there.

631 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 20:37 ID:BnzEW/6z

Could this be TH's out? Our out? It is a blind, so pass the salt, please.

632 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 20:41 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>631 CDAN has been reading this board. I think you said those very words.

633 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 20:44 ID:tmvu+J8S

Hi Mr. Anon! Hi Mr. CDAN! Hi hi! Please help yourselves to as much tinfoil as you need.

634 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-21 20:46 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>630 Why does your sock drawer have a lock? NSFW

Bless Mr. Anon's little heart. Hilariously, this board has become more TS/Kimye than TH. The story of his life now.

635 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 20:47 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>633 Mr Anon is NEVAH reading this board again if I can prevent it. Imagine if he had come upon it in the peaceful days when we spent hours discussing the willy gifs from High Rise. No man wants to know that his wife spent an hour squinting at a gif of another man's penis trying to see if he is circumcised.

636 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 20:48 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>634 Its's where I keep my vibrator collection!

Edit - just clicked on your link - hahahaha!

637 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 20:50 ID:zRGlmuDi

Scarily there actually is one! For gents. Is this how Tom reaches those spots that Taylor won't explore?

638 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 20:53 ID:XVu0oPjZ

I think TS is coming back the US, not hiding out. Whether she's with him is anyone's guess, she sure has the money to hire a long flight private jet if she really wants to dodge everything and everyone, land at Bob Hope Airport in Burbank to avoid LAX, and run to her home in BH or Malibu (not exactly sure where; I've heard both mentioned so maybe she has two) rather than follow him to SD. I haven't expect her to stay past this point unless there was a specific work reason. It was partially due to the throwaway line - last sentence of this article when she visited the children's hospital : and partially because she's coming up on an album release, tour and, sooner, her BFF Karlie's birthday on August 5 which she would never miss according to Swifties and the beard conspiracists. Olly's arrival in LA seems to point to this scenario.

639 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 21:00 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>638 Yes that might be right.

I'll be interested to see if she decides to stay in Oz. I feel like this is a tricky moment for them to have a 2 month separation. Would you want to leave his side just at the moment when he might have dimly started to realise that you are a fruitbat?

640 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 21:02 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>639 "...when he might have dimly started to realise that you are a fruitbat?" You made me laugh so hard I snorted.

641 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 21:08 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>637 I'm sure she bought him one! Or this little gem that supposedly fits in his 'undercarriage' - I was just looking at the other stuff on the site - Charlie Sheen is advertising their condoms? He made a 2,5 minute video.

642 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 21:10 ID:tmvu+J8S

Behind the Velvet Rope stream is airing now. No Tom yet, but they are cutting to previously recorded interviews with other celebs so Tom's will likely be previously recorded as well.

643 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 21:12 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>639 If you want to cut your losses, you find an excuse to get out of the same city and call in a business associate from the UK that must be at your side from here on out for various reasons, making things too crowded and busy for intimacy to be nurtured further, and let the separation help things fade away.

>>640 Anon owes me a keyboard to replace the one I just spewed coffee all over. :)

644 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 21:14 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>641 Come on, she surely bought him this since she's so wealthy, innit?

645 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 21:14 ID:XVu0oPjZ

Or, you allow Little Hiddles to talk you into 'needing a break' and make plans to have said associate consult with BFF to pick a ring to present to her before the Emmys so you invite the press to turn the Red Carpet into your own personal engagement announcement. And ruin your career.

646 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 21:15 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>642 Tom's segment is on, previously recorded at Tribeca Film Festival. Talking about TNM.

647 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 21:16 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>644 ANOTHER COFFEE SPEW!!! Taking guess on what initials she had it monogramed with. TH? MB?

648 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 21:18 ID:zRGlmuDi


presumably TS. She's already fucked his career in the arse, so why not him too?

649 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 21:19 ID:XVu0oPjZ

That's why I was thinking MB for My Bitch.

650 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 21:21 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>649 Hehe. I wondered what that stood for. As she stuffs it up his bum, does he say "I wish to be excluded from this narrative" ??

651 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 21:21 ID:XVu0oPjZ don't think she's his Dominatrix, like Wendy and Chuck Rhodes (Maggie Siff and Paul Giamatti) in Showtime's show "Billions" (the show with Damian Lewis).

652 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 21:22 ID:XVu0oPjZ

'Cause I do.

653 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 21:23 ID:tmvu+J8S

If you people keep this up I'm going to need ten gallons of brain bleach. Or regular bleach.

654 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 21:25 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>646 I caught that the interviewer waited until the other guy came on to say 'Hiddleswift'

655 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 21:26 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>651 I cannot in a million years imagine her as a Dom. She exudes sexlessness. I also think he would want to feel he was in control. I imagine they have a lot of missionary position sex that takes less time than Charlie's condom commercial.

656 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 21:26 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>653 I consider that high praise, anonsy

657 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 21:28 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>653 Can you find it in your tinfoil cupboards?

658 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 21:30 ID:zRGlmuDi

Speaking of which, here's what TH actually uses while in bed with Taylor:

659 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 21:34 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>656 >>657 If you see a headline reading "Woman found dead in tinfoil sarcophagus, drowned in puddle of bleach" - that's me.

660 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 21:35 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>655 My take on him was that when he's on a film he stays in control all day and needs to release that when he's by himself, and she's the ultimate control freak and wants to maintain that in the bedroom where she's absolutely sure she has it. But then, that's been my only experience. I DO see your POV for the same reasons, that it's the only place he can be in control and maybe she thinks he's the right guy, The One to melt her uptightness away.

661 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 21:37 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>658 Snorts Sorry anonsy I'll dial back on the kink talk.

662 Name: M : 2016-07-21 21:44 ID:mOu5YVXG

"They have gotten very close. She is enjoying the time off from working. She has been writing during her travels, and Tom has been an inspiration in her music."


663 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 21:47 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>662 so no court proceedings then: "our source tells us that she has no intentions of partnering with him again. "She is not a fan of Kanye and won't ever work with him or talk to him again at this point," the source says."

Oh diddums.

664 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 21:50 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>659 OK no more tinfoil sex toy posts.

665 Name: ?? : 2016-07-21 21:53 ID:Rzy2xCJ6

>>662 "Always Laughing" mmmkay, if you say so Eonline. Captcha - pawn.

666 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-21 22:01 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>661 >>664 The idea of TS inserting things in Tom's anus is frankly putting me off the concept of sex entirely. I may never be able to orgasm again.

Captcha is "pube." Go to hell, captcha.

667 Name: Anon : 2016-07-21 22:05 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>666 Comfort yourself with the thought that never in a million billion years would the princess of pop even say the a-word, let alone go anywhere near Tom's. Nor I suspect would he let her. He is a bit prim, I think!

668 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-21 22:11 ID:XVu0oPjZ

From the eonline article: "Tom is not annoyed by the negative media attached to Taylor,” the insider tells us. “He knew that would come with the course of dating her. He has been supporting her and enjoying the time he’s having with her. They’re having a great time and are always laughing.” So she thinks her legal woes (don't forget the deposition on top of the Kanye situation) and Tom being trashed in the press are funny?

669 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-21 22:53 ID:n8Ob+5ev

Her narratives are always so high school. I think she peaked in sophomore year and has been stuck at 15 since her homeschooling started. Any adult reading that E! article is rolling their eyes at the sheer ridiculousness of it all but her fanbase is probably making fanart going "omg she's so sweet and kind and she finally found someone who'll take care of little lovely heart"'
More like icebox in her chest cavity eyeroll

670 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-22 00:01 ID:216Sc04H

Great article by a rock journalist who was courted by Swift for the sole purpose of good reviews then unceremoniously dropped when she didn't give one.

'People in the business sought me out – off the record, of course – to unload their own stories of falling foul of the Swift machine. One pop star told me about ­losing a best friend to the #squad. One actor got so paranoid halfway through a rant that she simply stopped speaking. One high-powered manager emailed my negative review around, relieved to see an alternative opinion online among endless puff posts about Swift. Why were they all so scared of voicing any Swiftian dissent publicly? It was pathetic. It was odd.'

671 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-22 00:31 ID:216Sc04H

The mural has changed again!
Much better this time, I might have to take a look later today

672 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-22 01:10 ID:cK9Y/avg

According to Swifties on Twatter:

'Taylor and tom left on a private jet Lat night out of Oz to Hawaii for a fuel stop then to LA @taylorswift13 #taylorswift #tomhiddleston'

Anon, time to blow your cover on tumblr.
I've covered my kitten in foil, he hates me.

673 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-22 01:22 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>672 How do they knooooooow? Creepy.

So we now need to see if she shows at CC and if she returns with him. I really thought she'd stay out of sight, out of mind down in Oz.

Hmmm. Maybe she IS going to show at CC. For why? To hold his hand during his panel talks? To be doting? To be an 'outsider' and 'nerd' and gain sympathy from the crowds?

674 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-22 01:27 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>672 If this is true, they've rented a plane. Her personal jet has not movied since the 17th, and her backup jet hasn't moved since May.

675 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-22 01:31 ID:cK9Y/avg

If she turns up to the CC I suggest she goes as a Clingon

676 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-22 01:33 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>673 I'm positive someone from her team feeds her fans info. Plane tracking sure. But how are they tracking them from Oz? And knowing when they left and the stops? Media control she says and the light glints off her tinfoil crown

I'm gonna wait to see the pictures of them arriving together or being seen together in SD. Otherwise I'm going to believe they are over, and while he's off to SDCC, she's going to meet up with her lawyers and regroup with her team. She's got a defamation case to prep for and a strategy to work out for her Kimye mess.

677 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-22 01:34 ID:cK9Y/avg

>>673 >>674 If this is true then they have made every attempt possible to literally fly under the radar, so knowing the Swifties follow her planes their only option was to rent one.
Also, it would be contradictory to fly stealth mode avoiding all sightings and paps only to pap walk at the CC.

678 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-22 01:36 ID:cK9Y/avg

*klingon (failed Trekky here)

679 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-22 01:39 ID:cK9Y/avg

>>676 I hope for her sake she regroups with #teamswiftdamagecontrol rather than an inane and further damaging pap walk. She is obviously being advised to stay in her lady cave so hopefully that is where she will remain until she evolves into a Taymentor and sucks the life force out of the Kardashians and all who scorned her. Mwahahaha

680 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-22 01:40 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>677 Ah yes, stealth mode. You're right, if they're being all secretive about the flying then she's probably not going to show at Comic Con. That'd be nice.

681 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-22 01:54 ID:cK9Y/avg


The Twatter says she received this info from her friend who works at the airport,
'Pictures will emerge of her in the states soon enough'

682 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-22 02:11 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>674 Maybe Legendary ponied up for a private jet to bring their stars into CC (Taylor put her thumb out and bummed a ride!). Might have to do with flight schedules and filming for Thor.

>>676 Maybe. But her fans are properly, fucking SCARY with info about her. They probably know when she's ovulating. Christ.

This weekend is going to be interesting, and perhaps telling. But who knows with this clusterfuck.

683 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-22 02:16 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>682 We should do a drinking game!

1 shot for nervous laughter
1 shot for a "no comment" answer
2 shots for the blue quilted RL jacket
2 shots for the gray shoes
3 shots for San Diego beach photos

chug your whole drink if he says "we're together and very happy" again

684 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-22 03:43 ID:XVu0oPjZ

2 shots for touching/rubbing his hair, neck or thighs

685 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-22 04:24 ID:cK9Y/avg

>>683 Due to time difference and the fact I'll be attending a wild party, I'll be having pre- emptive shots and will most likely be allergic to the smell of alcohol come SDCC.
I would also add to that list his latest obsessive tick which is touching his lips. Just 1/2 shot or you'll have to be hospitalised.

Another potential angle on the feud:
'Instagram and Snapchat are rivals. Mrs West uses Snapchat to drag Taylor Swift. Instagram protects Taylor Swift by cleaning up her mentions…
Coincidence or conspiracy?'

686 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-22 06:17 ID:Heaven

I stick with my prediction, they are going to be together at SDCC. Olly is in LA so they probably all going to SD together.

TH can't allow himself to be alone because he has just said how happy they are but then they haven't been seen together for a while. IF they are not together at SDCC he will be asked if there are troubles, if after it was fake and what he thinks of the snapchats videos.

TS can't allow herself to be seen weak (when it doesn't suit her) and since admitting she is wrong is not an option, she needs to present a strong image that whatever the world is saying about her isn't touching her and her love story is real and strong. Plus we al know she loves having the last word, but you can't have one if you are holed up in hotel.

That being said, I'll be totally fine if I'm wrong.

687 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-22 06:38 ID:Heaven

>>670 great article indeed. I detest her a little bit more every day.

688 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-22 06:59 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>686 this is my feeling too. She's already proved to be a full scale clinger so she'll be in SD. I think she will want to present a united front to the world like she's not troubled by everything that has happened, TH gets to play the white knight, protective boyfriend, true gent role.

689 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-22 07:13 ID:cK9Y/avg

>>686 >>688 I'm voting against to be contrary and I feel it would do far more damage than good from both perspectives. They're pushing the show of unity through tabloids instead. She'll sneak into LA and stay in hiding till the shitstorm dies down.
Unless they are both stupid...

Another thorough shiftstorm from Vulture

690 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-22 07:49 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>689 I totally agree it would do far more damage to both, but I still think she'll be seen to be with him in SD, maybe not at CC but somewhere somehow. They seem beyond caring at this point (although I doubt that is far, far from true). I think they might play the 'we're so in perfect, perfect love' card that they want to look like they don't care what anyone thinks apart from the other one.

691 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-22 08:00 ID:cK9Y/avg

>>690 I desperately hope she stays far far away and lets him get on with his WERK.
Her presence can be subtly acknowledged by flanking TH with her 16 burly bodyguards.

692 Name: Savvy : 2016-07-22 09:33 ID:Dt40svDx

>>689 The article is not available any more.

693 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-22 09:36 ID:Heaven

>>692 just add an "l" at the end

695 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-22 14:34 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>694 Blue quilted jacket! Gray shoes! That's four shots, everyone.

696 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-22 14:37 ID:tmvu+J8S

Hey Anon, I hope we get that tumblr slash-and-burn we were promised.

697 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-22 14:47 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>694 Anyone else find it interesting that his face is completely obscured in all the photos?

698 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-22 14:50 ID:tmvu+J8S

(Also, note that the photos are once again from Taylor's favorite paparazzi agency The Image Direct.)

699 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-22 15:03 ID:216Sc04H

Try to loosen your grips on your bags guys

700 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-22 15:08 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>697 Yeah I noticed that. His face is blocked off and hers is shown in full grinning glory. I don't think she can help herself. It's interesting they sat on the pics until after E! came out saying Tom is making her laugh and they don't care about the Kimye mess and the second one that came out a few hours later saying how Taylor will bounce back from it all. They prepped it all before releasing the pics.

I think they're adding more pictures though so we'll get the hand holding shots where they're both looking at each other (thru their sunglasses of course because that's how they exchange loving looks) and grinning and laughing.

God, he's turning out to be more fake and pathetic than I thought. If Taylor Swift is really the kind of person he wants to be with, it really speaks volumes about his real character and personality.

701 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-22 15:18 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>699 They're in it for the long haul it seems. Not just Emmy's but all the way into 2017 with Skull Island and Thor 3. We should ready ourselves for an engagement and the whole shebang.

I really don't think she believes in a thing such as overexposure. There's going to be a lot of pap strolls now. Back to our regularly scheduled programming!

702 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-22 16:11 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>694 Ugh. voms everyhwere The cling continues.

703 Name: Anon : 2016-07-22 16:22 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>702 I just read on tumblr that her jet is on the move. So the chances are, she too will be in San Diego.

>>696 - I had told myself I would go nuclear if there were no exit or entry photos and they just magically appeared at SDCC. Unfortunately a fakely fuzzy pap photo at the airport released the day after it was taken is not quiiiite enough to make the Hiddleswift stans accept that this is all staged (for reasons that escape me).

704 Name: Savvy : 2016-07-22 16:26 ID:7OgODXPn

She must be paying him a lot of money. Or he's a gold digger and will marry her for her money. I'm sure he's enjoying the high life with the private jets, the bodyguards and vip treatment everywhere they go.

705 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-22 16:43 ID:BnzEW/6z

Boooooooring. I hope there are more pics of them enjoying a picnic in a 'secluded spot' to which all the paps have access. Or some more awkward closed mouth kissing shots.

Come on, how are we ever meant to forget that she's a manipulative liar? And remember that this is the greatest love story of our generation?

706 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-22 17:06 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>704 I would think that is the thing that would kill a genuine relationship. People have been hooting about them joining the mile high club and making out on her private jet and enjoying long romantic meals together. WHAT? Those three bodyguards are in that plane with them, and it's not like Air Force One, there isn't a separate bedroom for sleeping. Those guards are at tables next to them at dinner. Just everywhere. Imagine every conversation you have being listened in on, imagine kissing your gf in front of three burly men with earpieces...that's a scene from a porn movie, not a scene from a joyful and deep romance.

I remember that E said the meal in Oz at the Italian restaurant was long and romantic. And I remember asking at the time, what the hell do they talk about. Then someone from the local paper noted that there were three bodyguards with them AND their meal lasted under an hour.

Pass that fucking tinfoil, anonsy.

707 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-22 17:09 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>703 Man, or man!! Are they seriously going to walk the CC floor holding hands? Is this really going to happen? Or is she just going to get papped at the parties and after events. I think there will be events afterwards that she may want to get in on.

'Look, everyone (but especially the paps I hired), I'm not worried about this scandal, I'm dancing at a 'nerd' convention with my boyfriend!'

708 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-22 17:11 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>707 Man, OH, man.

709 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-22 17:21 ID:tmvu+J8S

710 Name: Anon : 2016-07-22 17:24 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>707 I am praying to Mary, Baby Jesus and the Blessed JArthy that they won't go to CC together.

She could be coming back to the States to work on her latest saccharine puff adder of an album. And she could have summoned her plane to take her back to Nashville.

711 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-22 17:26 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>710 I'll pray with you. I'm not even joking.

712 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-22 17:42 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>711 Joins prayer circle

713 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-22 17:44 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>707 She likes to play the underdog and what's a bigger celebration of underdogs than Comic Con?

I want to see her at the industry parties and posing with the cast of Skull Island. Specifically Jordan. Partying with Tom and Jordan and Jason Mitchell, and posing for selfies and photo ops. That'll be glorious. Not only does she have any integrity, she has a way of making people forget their own.

714 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-22 17:51 ID:Heaven

"The pair emerged in California after flying in from Australia via Hawaii via private jet"

The same words used by the source you guys posted, this source was very busy.

Anyway, I told you guys

715 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-22 17:57 ID:Heaven

(the reply button has a life of its own)

she will be at SDCC. I'm afraid we have to stop parsing TH behaviour the way we did before, because he is not that person. He went and is going along with all of this because he is ok with it. He is ok with someone like TS.

(captcha says: bar, I do need a drink)

716 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-22 18:01 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>715 I'm way ahead of you on the drink front. I agree too that looking at current TH through old TH glasses just isn't going to cut it. He is a different person now.

717 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-22 18:06 ID:XVu0oPjZ

I was at Starbucks drowning my sorrow in an iced macchiato (delish!) and tried to post that I'd join the prayer circle but I typoed the captcha and then it was my turn in the drive-thru.

It appears you all are fast and effective. I check this tinfoil hat tumblr taytaysbeard every day for anything interesting, and they believe TS has already left LA for NYC, so if true they are officially apart for the first time in like 3 weeks. The LA pics from DM were taken yesterday and released this morning.

718 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-22 18:07 ID:XVu0oPjZ

719 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-22 18:40 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>716 He probably was always this person but was selling a very different persona pre-TS: earnest, honest, not interested by the trappings of fame or Hollywood, rich in integrity and intellect. And he may actually possess or still possess those qualities but they have been superseded by less likeable qualities. (Sigh)

720 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-22 18:45 ID:Heaven

>>719 Coded racism I'm afraid is not something that goes along well with integrity, nor does admitting to be very happy with a lying, manipulative mean person. He was always this person, he just developed the rest to hide it.

721 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-22 19:08 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>720 I'm with Couch on this one. I can't wait to see how this weekend plays out whether or not she is still with him in California.

722 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-22 19:33 ID:BnzEW/6z

For Anon and Mr. Anon if he finds the iPad in the sock drawer while looking for...socks, yeah, socks.

723 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-22 19:42 ID:3dNWdQHm

The latest photos of him getting out of her big SUV in his gym kit clutching a Starbucks are sad, when I think about him freely (ish) running the streets here around N London. I think those days are long gone for him.

724 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-22 19:46 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>722 This is as bad as Bennifer, and I wasn't even looking at social media back then.

My favorite part of dlisted articles are the names the commenters call themselves.

Dear gods they are so bieeeeeege.

725 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-22 19:46 ID:dOXrvpr8

>>723 I just saw those, and I was surprised to see them still in L.A. as TS's jet made an hour-long flight this morning at about 7:30 and I assumed it was going to San Diego. Although I suppose if those photos were taken at the crack of dawn (or yesterday, despite what Just Jared and others are saying) then it's still possible.

My feelings for him are ranging from disgust to annoyance to pity at any given moment. The photos of him with his dad Starbucks are pretty pathetic.

726 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-22 19:49 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>725 Totally the same. Part of me just wants to switch off completely because he's acting like such a twat and the other part of me wants to clip him around the ear and take him down the pub for a good talking to over a pint.

727 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-22 19:53 ID:dOXrvpr8

>>726 I did have a bit of a giggle that they didn't go to the gym together.

"No! You can meet my family, you can come to Oz, but you can NOT come with me to the gym. Please Miss Swift, I promise I won't talk to any girls!"

728 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-22 19:58 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>727 What? They're both at the gym, but separately?

729 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-22 20:05 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>720 You're right. If he really was the person he made us think he was, it'd be very difficult for him to be with someone like Taylor. Yet here we are. To fake at such a level, it shows some serious deceit.

>>725 I go from exasperation to disgust to annoyed. I don't feel any pity for him. The racism just threw away the little pity I felt. That really killed it. Even if these two were to breakup tomm, his credibility is shot in my eyes. I wouldn't believe a word he says. Which sucks because I really believed in his passion for his charity work. Now I'm wondering how much of that genuine and how much of that is because it makes his image look good.

731 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-22 20:19 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>730 So, no nyc for TS. And she's wearing a smirk as usual. ah well, i'll go back to not trusting info until there are pics.

732 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-22 20:20 ID:dOXrvpr8

>>731 Unless the pics of her are from yesterday and she asked her buddies at Just Jared to say they were from today.

733 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-22 21:13 ID:XVu0oPjZ

A couple of articles say he's finished his filming - implying completely done - for his role. If so, i see no end in sight to the pap strolls. Does anyone know? Someone somewhere posted a supposed public calendar" for him that showed filming through the end of October. Do we know what the truth is?

734 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-22 21:16 ID:dOXrvpr8

>>733 I saw articles that said he was going back after Comic Con too. My guess is that nobody knows and people are just making assumptions. The articles I've seen that thought he was done filming didn't mention Comic Con at all, so they may have just drawn the conclusion that if he was in the U.S. that meant he was done, not realizing he had a commitment this weekend.

I'd be surprised if he was done after only two weeks, especially considering Cate Blanchett just got to Oz very recently.

735 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-22 21:55 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>734 Exactly - I forgot that at the end of the last movie, he was masquerading as Odin, so some of Loki's lines will be acted by Sir Anthony. But Tom (as actual Loki) will have to confront Cate's character and others later in the movie.

736 Name: Anon : 2016-07-22 22:01 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>734 Le sigh. I am guessing she will be at CC and then back to Oz with him.

I find it hard to imagine 2 weeks of filming is his lot. That is barely a cameo. I do not think that Marvel would allow such a short performance. After all, Thor 2 was not a huge success barring his performance.

737 Name: Anon : 2016-07-22 22:22 ID:zRGlmuDi

And yes, I guess he is as shallow as a puddle IRL. Insofar as we get to see RL at all, which has been cunningly packaged to us all as RL, but turns out to have been a fake.

The main part of my - what? disappointment? disillusionment? - is not that he owes us anything, or that he has to be a clever, principled, earnest, honest person. I like plenty of celebs who are nothing of the kind (ahem, Chis Evans, who is hot but strikes me as shallow), or about whom I really know very little one way or the other (Kenneth Branagh - very good at giving nothing away in interviews). It's that TH worked so hard to sell us a particular person, when the people he chooses to associate with, and the actions of he last fee months, suggests he is nothing of the kind. I feel like I have bought a pig in a poke.

Of, as the old line always goes, it's the lying I find so hurtful!

738 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-22 23:40 ID:XVu0oPjZ

The thing that's been crawling up from the back of my mind are all the little rumors that have bubbled up over the past few years about him from people who dealt with him one-on-one pointing to shallowness that were dismissed because he has plenty of public, well-known supporters - all of whom would have been the recipient of his happy puppy face because they were involved in The Werk. Not talking about the big stories from thebyke but random things that showed up on Datalounge, ONTD, that came from one-off encounters. It's likely they could all be embellished for their intended audiences, but the seeds of those were planted by something either said or done in front of people he was around. I blew them off as 'no one's perfect' because they were not on the racist apologist / straight up liar level of his current 'gf' so I don't have bookmarks. But none of them seemed to point towards him being so shallow as to become a problematic fav. I feel like this is the last weekend I'm going to pay attention to him, and if there's no break from her after, I'm breaking up with my internet bf.

739 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-23 00:22 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>738 What kind of rumors about shallowness? Share share! You can paraphrase.

740 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-23 00:45 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>730 So if I'm reading this correctly, they're saying they both went to the same gym at the same time but separately? It says she went Fri morning and then he went that morning too lol what? Did the interns mess up on the article? Or did they go to different gyms?

741 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 01:35 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>740 Different gyms but probably because they were doing different types of workouts. But that doesn't mean they didn't want to get the hell away from each other!! I'm sure they could have worked out in her home gym (holding hands while on the elliptical machines) but they both probably needed some 'me' time. Also, TH was DYING for a latte!! Even TS doesn't have a Starbucks at her home.

742 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-23 02:08 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>741 Oh I see now. Thanks! Yeah I'm sure it's been eons since he had a coffee because she's been plying him with tea. You know because he's English and such a big tea drinker.

Now that they're away from the Marvel set and its strict rules, should we expect our regularly scheduled twice a day set of non staged perfectly natural pics? I sense a romantic and intimate dinner date coming up. With all 8 of the bodyguards.

743 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-23 02:21 ID:cK9Y/avg

>>742 Too subtle. Sex on the front lawn.

He tweeted:
'A few cool things....'

The responses are not positive which makes me wonder- TH and team knew how many haters were out there and threatening to cause a scene this weekend. Anyone with common sense would have Netflixed and chilled without any fanfare in an isolation chamber. Is this a deliberate ploy to rile up the haters and pull the Swiftie sympathy card. Pity party for two.

744 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-23 02:47 ID:n8Ob+5ev

This is interesting. Got the deets from a tumblr
Is he gonna make his own now since no one's offering him any lead man roles?

>>743 He's not getting the Swifties sympathy unless it is directly related to something about their Queen's welfare. They could care less about his own career and work. Look at how that one crazy Swifty yelled at Jordan that Tom will slap him for unnecessarily talking about Taylor, HIS GF, and to stay in his lane. Never mind that Jordan is Tom's colleague and just directed him in his upcoming movie.

745 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 02:58 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>744 He has several, one of which he shares with HBC which we talked about in the past. We decided that they are probably ploys to avoid handing too much money over to HM Revenue as he's never once produced anything with them.

Is everyone ready for CC? Is Tom? Is Tay?

746 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-23 03:08 ID:XVu0oPjZ

She IG'd several hours ago a happy birthday message to SG. There are some hate messages but no snake or poop icons. At the bottom of this article they felt the need to point out that she and Tom went to separate gyms today:

There are pics of him at his agent's office today:

And here's In Touch Weekly's cover:

747 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-23 03:11 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>745 Oh okay. So nothing new then. Girl, I think Tom must be losing it thinking about SDCC. I'm both dreading and looking forward to the Nerd HQ one grimace

>>743 I just saw his tweets. He thanked for the 3M follows but wow those dad and dump the rat and dump taywhore tweets...ouch.

748 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-23 03:17 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>746 Is she going to frame that LIAR one and mount it on her wall next to the pic of Kanye interrupting her, and then talk about it in an interview of how she keeps reminders of the low moments to make her stronger?

749 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 03:28 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>747 That last tweet was such a shameless plea for kindness: 'I know what I'm doing is not going down well but PLEASE be nice to me tomorrow. PLEASE!!!'

I think he is genuinely afraid for tomorrow. He's probably grinding his teeth as he gets ready to go out for their first LA pap stroll.

I wonder if the NerdHQ thing was a last minute thing with the thinking that -because the last one went so well - he'll turn on the charm and win people over in front of a very sympathetic audience.

750 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-23 03:42 ID:cK9Y/avg

>>749 The whole of Saturday will be a shameless plea for kindness. He is going to pull out all the stops to win back his disgusted fans- dancing, singing, sexy maths, foreign languages..
He is an idiot, so he may be completely calm.
>>744 It's a bit hard to ignore the timing of this new production company.

751 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-23 03:44 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>749 Yeah I think so too. You think he's been given a full assessment of the public and media's reaction to him and Taylor and Taylor's crash and burn? Or he's going by the ugly tweets he got?

752 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-23 03:53 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>751 Hopefully not everyone who works for him is a sad sycophant. They'd BETTER be reaching into his thick skull and showing him how this has affected him.

753 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-23 03:56 ID:cK9Y/avg

>>751 There's no way his team hasn't alerted him to the mess his fandom is in regardless of whether he's seen tweets. Not to mention mainstream press going for his jugular. Signing up for NerdHQ is desperate- he wouldn't have needed or chosen to do this pre- Swiftmas.
I still find it odd and contradictory that TayTo have made such a push leading up to CC. The haters are really hating now.

Just noticed we're losing another favorite blogger- wthanon4u.
I still can't believe this board has remained Swiftie free.
It's a miracle and I will foil cave prayer circle for it to remain so for as long as I can stand talking about TH.
My fuse is getting short, however.
I'm on the verge of voluntarily walking the plank of his ship.

754 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-23 04:04 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>753 I posted earlier that I feel like this weekend, I'm walking down the road to a goodbye after SDCC and remain so unless he changes his association with the Drama Queen of 2016. My lust for his body and his decent acting jobs will remain.

755 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-23 04:08 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>752 Hope so. He did look pretty angry in those agent office pics but he was arriving there so it might just be Fri LA traffic angst.

>>753 I think the fans at SDCC will be kind to him. They're probably the ones who quietly support him no matter what (as they write fanfic about him falling madly in love with them)
I can't figure out whose call it was to keep pushing TayTo til SDCC. Since his face is covered in the pap shots and we see her front and center with her sponsored LV bag and grinning, I'd say she's calling all the shots on when where and what. And he's fine with it because it's what he signed up for and he keeps just once, one of these pap strolls will finally do the trick and the media and public will gush and adore.

756 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-23 04:09 ID:cK9Y/avg

>>754 It's probably because we've all realised his talk is cheap
Might be for the best if we all stop listening to him but I will definitely be here to sneer and chortle over every insincere word this weekend while I blame him for my hangover

757 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-23 06:54 ID:Heaven

>>750 last time I checked he was in 2 companies in the UK, on for his house, one a production company in London. This one created in July is interesting. Does he really need another production company for taxes purposes? Wouldn't one be enough?

758 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 06:58 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>757 He needs somewhere to stash the millions TS is paying him to be her "boyfriend."

759 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-23 07:14 ID:Heaven

>>758 And he keeps them in England?! Really all that money spent for his education was for nothing hahaha

Yes, he still has the other prduction company

760 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-23 07:16 ID:Heaven

He surely is nervous about NerdHQ, especially because 3 years ago the tickets for his conversation went sold out in a matter of second!

Now, 2 days after they went on sale both events aren't even sold out

761 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 07:22 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>760 Both Hiddleston events are showing sold out for me. I read the tickets went quickly this year too - people on Twitter were complaining that they were refreshing the page waiting for them to go on sale and still weren't able to get any.

762 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 07:24 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>745 A few lawyerly thoughts on the new company.

The one he shares with HBC has to do with his home. Basically you can have a building, or in his case a compound, where the owners each have a long lease of their apartment, but also have a share in the company which owns the freehold. The company will make decisions about work to common areas such as the roof. It is not identical to a co-op in terms of legal structure but that is the nearest equivalent and it serves the same basic purpose.

The one we linked to previously is a tax efficiency company. It had over £300k of assets which says to me Marvel etc pays that company for his services and the company then pays him a dividend. As a company can decide when to pay a dividend he can smooth his income across several tax years which is more efficient.

All his tax needs would be dealt with by that company, so my guess is that the new company is an actual production company. This is supported by the identity of the other director and shareholder, which is a company that is in turn owned by two other guys, one of whom is a director of what looks like a TV production company. There is also no tax benefit (and an active disadvantage!) to distributing your income through a company that has another shareholder, because if you pay yourself a dividend the other guy has to get one too! So my guess is that he is looking outside acting with this new company.

763 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-23 07:27 ID:Heaven

>>761 Oh yes, it is sold out on the ticket website. I was going by the nerdmachine schedule page where it doesn't show the sold out.

764 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 07:28 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>759 Thanks Couch - I just reminded myself by looking. This company has one shareholder (TH) and one director (TH) and £380k of assets. That is the classic tax efficiency structure. You don't want anyone else to share or control the loot!

765 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-23 07:30 ID:Heaven

>>762 thank you, I was counting on you for the legal aspect. I read at CB it could have to do with the South Sudan documentary he mentioned what feels like ages ago since the people involved with Appeal films have worked with UNICEF before.

766 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-23 07:45 ID:cK9Y/avg

>>762 Thanks Anon, he did seem to love producing TNM, I imagine that's where he's headed with this.
With the suspect timing are we all tinfoiling that the company his 'payment' for tanking his career for TS? It would explain all his compliancy in the pap walks, public pda and dragging his family through the press. Sort of, but not really.
Is he with her for love or money?

767 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-23 07:48 ID:Heaven

>>766 love for money? The idea of him loving such a despicable creature is yuck.

768 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-23 07:52 ID:cK9Y/avg

>>767 I would very much like to be excluded from that narrative

769 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 07:53 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>766 The new company has assets of £ it's not likely to be a "reward". I also think it is very unlikely she would pay him some vast sum and then not retain control, either as a director or shareholder.

The other consideration is that doing this stuff takes time. You have to decide to set the company up, agree with the other director that they will be involved, attend a solicitor, get the papers sorted, attend again for signing. It can be done very quickly, don't get me wrong, but it usually isn't if there is no need. What I am saying is that its emergence on 1 July is probably coincidental and the result of a much longer planning period.

770 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 08:00 ID:zRGlmuDi

Appeal Films was incorporated in January 14. However there was a brief flurry of activity from it about 9 weeks ago. It set up an Instagram and posted 1 pic of I guess the 2 guys who are its directors:

If you want a date as to when AF agreed to go into a joint venture with TH via Heath Films, my educated guess is 9 weeks ago.

771 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-23 08:03 ID:Heaven

>>770 did you AF's twitter user pic? A photo of TH in South Sudan.

772 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 08:04 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>770 Notice the UNICEF building featured in the backdrop of the Instagram picture.

773 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 08:13 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>771 >>772 - I didn't see either of those things - good spot! I think that the IG pic was taken long before it was posted because they are wearing heavy winter coats. Looks like they worked with TH on the UNICEF movie and they have now decided to work with him for other projects?

774 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 08:15 ID:zRGlmuDi

I was right - photo probably taken on 31.12.15 - https://twitter.


775 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 08:44 ID:zRGlmuDi

Someone pointed out that TS broke her iPhone screen. Throwing it at the wall when the Kimye story came out?!

776 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-23 08:53 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>775 Throwing it at TH after he messed up his interview quote?

777 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 09:11 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>776 Lol

778 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-23 09:16 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>776 I mean, I'm kidding. I bloody hope that's not the cause.

779 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 09:46 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>778 I hope not too.

I feel strangely weary of all this.

I am weary of watching someone I followed for being non-Hollywood, intellectual and interesting, earnest and unvarnished, morph in front of my eyes into someone who is not only thoroughly calculating and Hollywood, but who seems to be aiming for the Kardashian, In Touch Weekly end of the market.

I am also weary of wondering whether I am one of the "bad fans" or "haters" because I dare to express scepticism about how this relationship (which I believe to be a genuine one) has been packaged and presented to the press. Or because, on the basis of quite a lot of information, I have concluded that Taylor Swift is repellant on both a personal and professional level.

780 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-23 10:24 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>779^^^^^^ Yes to all of this.

781 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 10:38 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>779 I tend towards the thought that, at least by this point, there is no "real" relationship going on. However, I wholeheartedly agree with your opinion of Taylor Swift, and this is what brings me to my problem with Tom: regardless of the relationship's realness, somewhere in Tom's mind he thought publicly linking himself up with her was a good idea. Spoiler alert: it wasn't. It was the most horrible idea ever. Bad Tom.

Worst case scenario, he has legitimate feelings for terrible person. I've believed she was a terrible person since long before she and Tom ever crossed paths, and the more that comes to light about her the more there is to dislike. Many people have already put together substantial, indisputable evidence of her being abhorrent on all levels. So, Tom truly liking her in any way and acting on his feelings is an indication that he too must be an awful person.

In what I suppose would be the best case scenario, Tom is a fool and believed that engaging in a showmance with Taylor Swift was a smart career move. Perhaps he took some poor advice from someone he clearly shouldn't be trusting. Perhaps he was deceived by her persona and was simply enchanted by the promise of greater fame and fortune. Either way, he didn't do his research properly before getting involved with her, which shows a tremendous lack of judgment.

In any case, I'm left with a highly negative opinion of him.

782 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-23 10:53 ID:Heaven

>>779 that's why, against all odds, I wished for this to be some sort of documentary video.

Anyone who says you are a bad fan or hater is full of shit. After all, if you were to apply the same info you on two people who are not famous, wouldn't your inference be the same?

783 Name: M : 2016-07-23 10:55 ID:mOu5YVXG

I prefer a Tom inlove with a brainless blonde pole than a Tom capable of anything for a little publicity.

784 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-23 10:55 ID:Heaven

>>781 Yes anonsy, that's pretty much my thinking too. He chose all of this.

I only add that even if he didn't do his research properly at first, by now he must have, if not because he involved his family, the fact that he still doesn't want to walk away says a lot. And people should stop saying that he would look bad if he did, nobody has ever looked bad for walking away from bad people.

785 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 11:29 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>784 I agree, everyone knows what she is now, with the exception of delusional Swift worshipers. Your last point brings me back to my two scenarios - either he doesn't want to walk away (he's an awful person), or he contractually can't walk away (he's a fool).

Maybe he'll surprise us all and bail soon. There's a part of me that still wants him to get some sense knocked into his head and straighten all this out, and I don't think it's impossible. My personal feelings about him will never be the same, though.

786 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 11:31 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>783 I kind of feel he is both. He is in love AND he is willing to pimp that out for publicity.

>>782 Thank you. It's not something someone has said, it's self doubt. :(

787 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 11:53 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>785 TBH I didn't know anything really about her till this, just that she was a pop star and incredibly successful. I had no idea about the bad stuff because although it is there until recently it was not getting much traction in the headlines.

I can imagine him not doing any "research" on the internet before he met her. He is a celebrity and he has said he thinks it is weird meeting people and they already know everything about you. He might also think, as a celebrity who sees himself represented in a certain way, that you can't believe anything you read. So why not just take her as he finds her when hey meet, with no preconceived ideas?

Then they get together and at some point the Kimye stuff comes up. Maybe before RI - or maybe she kept that little helpful coincidence quiet when she suggested they "get it out there". Anyway, she tells him her version, and he probably believes it. He's in love/lust and she probably tells him something close enough to to the truth to make it vaguely convicting. He is only going to realise it is a lie if he goes back and compares the original statement with the snapchat, and he probably didn't do that. I bet he has also deliberately not read any think pieces saying she is a liar, manipulative, playing to racial stereotypes etc. I am sure someone has told him that it hasn't played well, but there is a big difference between reading it all yourself, and being told about it, probably by a somewhat sycophantic person who also wants to move forward and focus on the positive. Also Luke is in the UK so TH may be getting any PR advice from her people and they are hardly going to tell him how bad it is.

So I can well see that he remains insulated from it to a considerable degree. He is I am sure telling himself what people always say when all their friends hate a new partner: "I go by what I see of my partner. I judge on how they are with me. I don't listen to idle gossip." My feeling is it will take a while for him to learn for himself what she is like. He may never fully do so. I reckon that what will kill it off in the end will be one of three things: constant bodyguards, publicity, lack of privacy stuff; or having to hang around with a bunch of thick 25 year old models, talk endlessly about cats etc; or scheduling - when she is on tour and he is filming. I don't think he will have a moment when he realises she is a horrible person, because who wants to think they were fooled into dating someone horrible?

788 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 13:09 ID:BnzEW/6z

I can't decide if it's real or not. I was so certain that it was, and then it got weird. Really weird. When they realized some of the general public and a good number of journalists were questioning it, they just seemed so determined to make it look 'real' and give it legitimacy in the public eye. People falling in love, people in a real relationship, even those in the public eye and using said relationship for publicity, shouldn't have to 'do couple stuff' to legitimize their relationship - it should be obvious. They could have just shown up together and looked like people in a relationship do: together, happy, comfortable. Instead everything was rom-com OTT and seemingly done before planted paps: we hold hands, we kiss in the sunshine, I meet your family, we hold hands some more, we BBQ on a national holiday.

And the timing now is clearly suspect. The RI pics to distract from Kim's GQ article. The trip to Oz to get away from the US in prep for 'THE Receipts.'

I just don't know. And I don't care at this point because real or not, it doesn't speak highly of him. Perhaps he doesn't know the extent of her lying and manipulative ways, perhaps he is really smitten. But then he's in love with someone - and is someone himself - who wanted to publicize their 'first date,' wanted to drag his family into the public gaze, wanted to make public all the lovely first moments in a relationship that should be private. Their first romantic foreign getaway was 2-3 days long. It was shared with professional paps (her agency of choice) and 3 body guards. Real or not, that just makes them sound like soulless famewhores. So he's either in love with a famewhore (real) or is happy to have a business arrangement with a famewhore because he is one himself. Six and one half-dozen of another.

In the modern parlance of parents raising Millennials: I'm not angry, Thomas, I'm just disappointed. (Side note: Husband and I have decided to never say this to our child. We had parents that got angry, so we've decided to be 'get angry parents' as well. We think this approach will either create a 'normal' child like ourselves, or a serial killer. We're willing to go with this plan because we'd rather raise a serial killer than a Millennial.)

Thought I'd submit my essay as well. However, all said, I like M's very concise take on it >>783.

789 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 14:27 ID:m6/7hUNE

Seems Miss Crazy Intelligent and others have made an appearance in Dlisted's latest Tayto article. No surprise that they were introduced with this comment: 'Oh my Lord, the delusion...'

790 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-23 15:05 ID:Heaven

>>788 Yes, no matter how you spin it the result isn't very good. (hahah, Anon. I think you and your husband reached a sound decision)

791 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-23 15:11 ID:Heaven

>>789 You got to admire the courage...Nah I give them too much credit, it's just blind stupidity.

Or, maybe they are feeling competitive, the Hiddlestoners, more stoned than ever, out en masse to prove that they are more loyal and supportive than the Swifties and to achieve that they are blatantly ignoring all facts (case in point the latest CB's threads where the usual group of apologist uses logic fallacies and then compliment themselves on their sound logic while shading the other posters for not being so clever; they deserve TS as gf for TH)

792 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-23 15:34 ID:Heaven

Maybe you guys already knew this, I didn't.

The streaming of Hall H panels isn't live. They put up things later but streamed through the Comic-Con HQ app.

I also read that the registration to this app is free, but they will still ask you your credit card to later be charged according to your subscription.

793 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-23 16:07 ID:Heaven

this is the link to nerdhq youtube page

794 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 16:57 ID:zRGlmuDi

Please like me. Please don't boo me in Hall H: https://twitter


795 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 17:13 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>794 Is he tweeting again?!

This one isn't as awschucks..3 ramblings as the last one but perhaps it signals a plan. Do we think he'll really pump out the tweets - personal (but obvs not about TS) and lighthearted - during CC?

796 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 17:15 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>795 This is his MO, isn't it. My image has been tarnished...time for SOCIAL MEDIA!!!!!! All the selfies, all the tweets, all the Facebook posts.

797 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 17:22 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>796 I'm like LOL NICE TRY, ASSHOLE!

798 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 17:29 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>796 Yep.

>>797 Yep.

>>788 Yep. Don't disagree with any of this. All I was trying to add in my ramblings was that he may be unaware of the numerous "TS is a bad person" anecdotes. Of course what he is aware of is how he has pumped out his family, done multiple pap strolls etc.

799 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-23 17:37 ID:Heaven

800 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-23 17:37 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>791 Sometimes it seems like Crazy Intelligent has a vested interested in believing the love story.

801 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 17:43 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>800 I get the impression that she is tumblr's lilacflowers. She mostly has a vested interest in showing that she is more clever than anyone else, bossing everybody about as to what to think, and trying to show she doesn't follow the herd.

802 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 17:50 ID:kuol1l8b

>>801 'Awshucks, I'm just different, I'm an outsider, I'm special, and brilliant. People should listen to me, take notes and follow after me.'

Bet she has a lot of non-tumblr friends. Does she even have tumblr friends?

Who's lilacflowers? Is that Crazy Question girl?

>>799 Thank you. This may be my route. It will be easier to read about any madness than watch it - live or taped.

803 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 17:59 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>802 No, lilacflowers is Celebitchy's veranda woman. She is the one who screamed "they said they weren't dating so THEY'RE NOT DATING, OK" a lot about THEO. She is slowly unraveling now that he has an acknowledged GF: on the one hand she wants to stick the knife into TS, but on the other she knows that doesn't jive with her "I stand above it all" persona. She is tying herself in knots so that TH isn't complicit in any pap strolls. No. The paps would give their collective right testicle for these shots so they follow them everywhere.

804 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 18:08 ID:kuol1l8b

>>803 Veranda woman!! For the short time I read CB, that woman and her damn veranda tap danced on my last nerve She thought she was being cute and the welcoming doyenne of the site but was in fact no more than an annoyance to be ignored and scrolled past.

Eye roll. Yes, let's blame the paps so Tayto are allowed to remain clean and innocent babes caught in the vicious net of the media.

805 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 18:24 ID:zRGlmuDi

Happy relaxed body language everyone!

806 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 18:30 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>805 Oh my. Maybe JVR showed him those tweets he's been favoriting about Taylor stealing other people's work.

807 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 18:33 ID:kuol1l8b

>>805 Shit. The classic defensive pose. I will not feel sorry for him. I WILL NOT.

809 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 18:37 ID:zRGlmuDi

Caption for both of them: "Imma set fire to that stupid beard."

810 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-23 18:39 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>801 >>802 Yes! Precisely.

>>756>>779>>781>>787>>788 To sum it all up, now that the HF company has come to light, I think it is a relationship of multiple conveniences, including sex (in whatever form and frequency that takes), and then, between continent hopping, became too caught up her glow to notice the scope of her drama, even though he was part of it and could not stop long enough to look at the blow-by-blow out there on the internet. Even if friends were emailing summaries with long pleas to step back, when was he going to take the time to read it before he got to Australia and had a free moment on the set?

I think the trip back to LA and the agent visit was his fall back to Earth, and he's currently contemplating his seemingly ride-or-die status with her.

My captcha? wow
Wait, that didn't work. My new captcha is 'naw'

811 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 18:39 ID:kuol1l8b

New shirt? A gift? A be brave my little soldier gift?

812 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-23 18:42 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>805 Whoa. No chill whatsoever, Tom. How I'd like to be in his mind right now.

813 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-23 18:42 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>803 Her and the new poster that's clearly a Swifty, KC, both get on my nerves. Veranda lady is literally sitting there pretending to be above it all but you can hear her eye twitching as she types out her "yawn" or "you're doing that sense thing again" I did enjoy how one poster interrupted KC's continuous apologist fawning to tell her TayTo can't be both decent and calculating at once and boy did she start a long winded fluttering and sputtering which was again smacked down by the same poster.

>>805 You know he's just chanting in his head, "She didn't do anything wrong. Taylor Swift said she loves me, okay? Taylor Swift does not lie. She cannot lie."

814 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 18:43 ID:kuol1l8b

The style is very new. New shirt, new shoes - intended to disassociate? No dark shirt...not grey shoes.

Captcha: lube

815 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 18:44 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>811 the white polo shirt (henley)? But it is so crumpled. One thing about her, she always looks neat and tidy and like she cares for her things.

816 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 18:45 ID:tmvu+J8S

This is what the shirt means:

"Look, everyone! I'm doing Nerd HQ wearing a white button down shirt! It's 2013 again and you all still love me!"

817 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 18:47 ID:kuol1l8b

Will he smile? Do you think he's so tightly wound that he won't let himself enjoy it at all? No smiles, no laughs, nada.

818 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 18:47 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>814 Shoes I think are not new. A relic of "styled by yours truly." I suspect he had to buy the shoes because he could hardly return them after a few wears, unlike the clothes. I think they are the Louboutins. I had fun at the time imagining him screaming "$900? For a pair of shoes???"

819 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 18:47 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>815 Oh you're right, it's not a full button down. I didn't look closely enough.

I did notice the wrinkles though. Does he just ball up all his clothing and shove it in his backpack?

820 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 18:48 ID:kuol1l8b

>>816 Is it new. I can't tell.

821 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 18:55 ID:kuol1l8b

>>818 Yes, I should have said 'different' than what we've seen the past few weeks.

822 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-23 19:01 ID:3dNWdQHm

I've had gin. It helps.
Is it a white linen henley?

823 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 19:03 ID:zRGlmuDi

Comment of the year on tumblr: "I am hoping that that guy will be there again and he will shout "My wife doesn't love you any more"."

824 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-23 19:07 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>823 wince

825 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-23 19:10 ID:XVu0oPjZ

Someone pointed out he's wearing the same outfit was NerdHQ in 2013 (different colored shoes, but essentially the same:

826 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-23 19:12 ID:XVu0oPjZ

Heading to Hall H with Olly and Luke in tow: https://twitter

827 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 19:20 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>826 Nice of Luke to show his face! Wonder if he's enjoying the shitstorm.

828 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 19:26 ID:tmvu+J8S

Looks like the gray shirt from one of the promotional tour interviews. I forget which one. They're all a blur.

(Captcha is "ape." At least robots are excited about Skull Island.)

829 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-23 19:29 ID:cK9Y/avg

Just in time.
I drank all the shots in advance and then some.
'Do you want a shot of home made absinthe' is not a phrase I should embrace.
Just a heads up that my narrative and spelling will be flawed from this point on.

That white henley is hideous. Eseecially TUCKED IN

830 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 19:33 ID:tmvu+J8S

This is the shirt I was remembering. Looks too dark to be the same one he's wearing today.

831 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 19:37 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>830 I think it's the light. It looks almost white in some pics. It's the same one though - good spot! And the reason it looks so crumpled is because it is a cheap version he picked up after the publicity tour instead of keeping the £1000 cashmere one.

832 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 19:39 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>822 >>829 For some reason my brain went "Alcohol? Nah, you should rapidly guzzle four cups of coffee instead."

833 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 19:41 ID:zRGlmuDi

On an unrelated note, John Goodman looks great in these pics! He has lost a lot of weight and he looks 10 years younger!

834 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-23 19:48 ID:XVu0oPjZ

From Yahoo Movies, a better look at that Henley

835 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-23 19:51 ID:cK9Y/avg

>>832 Alcomohol is seeping through my veins currently.
That white shirt that burns my retinas is not winning. If it was not tucked in and less reminiscent of the time my father and dog were struck by lightening I would be much more forgiving.
There is nothing designer about this shirt, if it has feelings, it feels regret.

836 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 20:04 ID:tmvu+J8S

Kong panel is starting.

Here's Couch Potato's liveblog link again in case anyone missed it:

837 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-23 20:10 ID:XVu0oPjZ

Brie is finally on stage with the rest of the crew now. They're showing the SI trailer.

NO boos, apparently it's all i love yous:

838 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 20:16 ID:zRGlmuDi

839 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-23 20:19 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>838 The trailer is heavily concentrating on SLJ and John Goodman. It doesn't make Tom look like the leading man in this. Him and Brie seem like the side love story.

840 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 20:20 ID:BnzEW/6z

Looks relaxed.

captcha: showxment

841 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 20:20 ID:zRGlmuDi

842 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 20:21 ID:BnzEW/6z

Waving to Luke, telling him NOT to yank the harness up into the ceiling.

843 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 20:21 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>840 he probably feels better now he sat his ass down with no booing.

844 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 20:22 ID:BnzEW/6z

Questions from the crowd - squeaky bum time, a little more pensive.

845 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 20:24 ID:BnzEW/6z

And they're done! He'll relax now, maybe, as Luke will puppet master the interviews with journalists. I'm sure there won't be any personal questions.

846 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 20:27 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>845 NerdHQ is still the wildcard here. I wonder if Zachary Levi will give a "no personal questions" order, or if they'll give Tom special treatment and screen the questions ahead of time just this once.

847 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 20:30 ID:tmvu+J8S

https://twitter . com/kylebuchanan/status/756944161576738821

848 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 20:36 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>847 Yeah, I think journalists and insiders will be a little more reluctant than fans to let him forget about the manipulation and media games in which he's indulged over the past month.

849 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 20:40 ID:tmvu+J8S

Have we seen this yet?

The nominees are referred to as:

  • Tony champ, Courtney B. Vance
  • “Trumbo” Oscar nominee Cranston
  • Benedict Cumberbatch. [...] in 2013 when he won this race for “Sherlock: His Last Vow.”
  • Recent double SAG winner Idris Elba
  • Cuba Gooding Jr. could earn an Emmy to keep company with his 1996 Oscar for “Jerry Maguire.”


  • tabloid headliner Tom Hiddleston

Ouch again.

850 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 20:48 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>847 God the stans are outraged. Get over yourselves. All he is at the moment is tabloid fodder, and soon to be unemployed tabloid fodder at that.

What will he do if he has no project lined up by Xmas? Go on tour with TayTay?

851 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 20:55 ID:BnzEW/6z


TH needed to hand out a TS single to everyone! Come on girl, help your boy out!

852 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 20:59 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>850 Oooo, where is the outrage? Point me toward the butthurt stans!!

>>850 Maybe. More private jet trips, more body guards, more crying and hysterical teenaged fans, more squad time...oh, God, I want to open a vein.

Captcha: _cheat_hment - interesting

853 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 20:59 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>850 Maybe he's got projects he can't talk about yet. Maybe.

854 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 21:00 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>852 In the replies to the tweet.

855 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-23 21:01 ID:XVu0oPjZ

Behind stage, it's all smiles:

>>847 I was going to do a little digging to find out why Kyle harshed my mellow....

856 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 21:03 ID:BnzEW/6z

857 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 21:03 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>855 Great minds!

858 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 21:05 ID:BnzEW/6z

Brie's thinking, 'I better not get caught in your crossfire, fucker.' TS won't like the casual arm on the back of Brie's's almost like he's touching her!!

859 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 21:09 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>858 In Tay-land that's basically full-blown cheating.

860 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 21:12 ID:BnzEW/6z From a manners perspective, a woman should be given a seat in a less crowded space. But JH needed to be next to his man, and TH probs wanted to be next to JH.

861 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 21:13 ID:BnzEW/6z Haven't watched. Kinda can't watch.

862 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-23 21:14 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>860 Side note, those are definitely not new shoes.

863 Name: Anon : 2016-07-23 21:20 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>860 I am loving Brie's shoes here.

864 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-23 21:27 ID:XVu0oPjZ

The whole talk with Josh:

865 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-23 21:27 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>863 Ooo nice!

866 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-23 21:34 ID:BnzEW/6z

Michael K broke his weekend moratorium to talk about the Wonder Woman trailer:

I am not a superhero nerd at all, but Lynda Carter as WW was one of my glamour icons as a child, so this trailer made me feel this weird thing called emotion and it warmed the blackened ice orb I call a heart. I had to go and look at a picture of Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston to feel cold and bitter again.

867 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-23 23:10 ID:XVu0oPjZ

Entertainment Weekly podcast on Soundcloud (no account wall to go through) :

868 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-23 23:29 ID:XVu0oPjZ

869 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-24 03:45 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>857 My research tells me Kyle hates Taylor's songs. Receipt - review cited in the wiki entry for her song "Mean" -

On the other side, he seems to be okay with Tom but is snarky about all the fan love he gets at cons and festivals. Receipt -

On to the Nerd HQ special session with Zac Levi - only 25 minutes long, he proves he's still a dork and can't operate a door:

870 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-24 03:52 ID:XVu0oPjZ

Unless something else happens, this will be my last one for the night and I'll look forward to your comments in the morning. Twitter user taylorsnextsong has been having an epic meltdown all day over his presence and warm reception at SDCC. One tweet is really weird though - this autographed picture :

871 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 06:41 ID:Heaven

I watched the trailer: unless the critics slash it, I'll be watching only for SLJ.

I watched a few videos of TH, it made me want to punch his face.

872 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 06:50 ID:Heaven

The cast of ‘Kong: Skull Island’, stops by the Fandango Studio at #SDCC to talk to hosts Kristian Harloff & Nikki Novak about their upcoming film.

873 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 07:28 ID:Heaven

MTV interview with JH, maybe I'm seeing things that are not there, but he seemed to be out of synch with the rest of the guys.

874 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 07:29 ID:Heaven


  • I love Levi's innuendo at the start.
  • TH first says he doesn't make plans but here he says he has plans he can't say, make up your mind dude - but seriously I know he does it because it's be bad to say you have nothing lined up.
  • "I sound like your grandfather" in reference to Pokemon Go, but I lol anyway because it reminded me of his dad dancing.
  • Again with Purity! But I get it, he was too busy with tanktops.
  • Randomly, I quite like Levi, he's a great host.
  • Levi "I wear the same clothes every day" TH "I wear the same clothes every day" good joke there.
  • He looked definitely tired, maybe a bit on guard?
  • The panel was very short and boring.

875 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 07:32 ID:Heaven

At the end of the day I only guessed half of it, she went with him but only as far as LA.

Does she go back with him to Oz or not? I think she does.

876 Name: Anon : 2016-07-24 08:39 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>874 I found it strangely underpowered. Questions were very dull. The first NerdHQ was anarchic and fun - in a good way. This time I felt almost like the audience was as stressed as he was about the prospect of someone screaming "whattabout TayTay?" All very respectful and anxious and with endless "thank you for coming (when we all thought you were going to bail out because really, who wouldn't)" questions.

877 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-24 08:40 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>871 I was surprised it was as good as it was (for a trailer). Going for SLJ is a good idea.

>>873 He was quieter than usual - he usually dominates an ensemble interview but not today. Maybe you were sensing tension with JVR over the tweets about TS? Still it wasn't as bad as that weird phone call after the Emmy nom.

>>874 I skipped through it because it did seem boring. Zach threw him a softball, but at least Zach is easy on the eyes. It was the end of a long day for Tom - there were a ton of interviews in between the Hall H panel and the interview with Zach, including the autograph signing right before that. 7 -8 hours straight, though he's used to it. Zach probably threw mercy on him by cutting it in half.

In the end, he was in his element and was happily received all day. Jury's still out on that weird autograph.

Who posted in thread #10 about the psychic on YT? They posted another one - start at 10:55 :
-he'll stay until he finds out about Bond - either way
-puts on tinfoil hat and covers TS rumors

878 Name: Anon : 2016-07-24 08:51 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>877 Did the psychic comment on whether TS will return to Australia with Tom?!!

I am going to say no, more out of hope than expectation. Maybe now he has seen freedom!

879 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 09:57 ID:Heaven

>>876 I think you are right, I read Levi before the panel said no personal questions (I don't know if specifically before TH's panel or in general).

>>877 Yeah, I skipped through as well. Zach is easy on the eye and has a nice sense of humour.

>>877,878 I bet instead he is convinced that since the reception at SDCC was so good, TS is no problem at all and he'll be able to win back the Guardian, Telegraph, Evening Standard NYT and all the rest. We'll know soon enough.

880 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 09:58 ID:Heaven

While SDCC was happening, TS went to the gym again

881 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-24 10:04 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>878 No comment specifically about them returning to Australia together - the psychic just said they will 'be together' for up to 4-5 months and he will call it quits when the word comes around about Bond, regardless of whether he gets it or not. She called this 'his sacrifice' - like she was referring to this as a contract while he gains attention in the media, and when doesn't need it anymore he's leaving.

882 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-24 10:06 ID:XVu0oPjZ


Meanwhile her sidekick thinks TH has fallen for TS a little bit, but she hasn't for him.

883 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 12:09 ID:Heaven

884 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 12:23 ID:Heaven

Best part of the panel at the end when they get asked what they watch on Netflix

885 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 12:27 ID:Heaven

"the photo-sharing site Instagram has quietly handed the American singer a unique “tool” that enables her to remove only negative or abusive comments made in response to images she has posted."

886 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 12:33 ID:Heaven

“Tom is on another planet to his girlfriend, to such an extent that she’s having to teach him a whole new slang language, how to text in shorthand and how to be cool. It is hilarious because he has been showing everyone on set what he has learnt.”

I don't knwo what's the reputation of this website, but this is sadder than the dad dancing and probably an embarrassment to watch. But it explains the use of emojis of a sudden.

887 Name: Anon : 2016-07-24 12:38 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>886 The Exprss is a less successful version of the Mail.

However this has a horrible ring of plausibility: him being obsessed and her being hysterical. Good spot on linking this to the sudden use of emojis.

888 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 14:43 ID:Heaven

do not read this while drinking
do read this if you had a drink

"I don't know, it comes down to being authentic," he says. "Everything you do you have to make sure you truly believe in it and as long as you know that, it doesn't matter what anyone else says about it because the nature of being a public figure is that everyone will have an opinion about anything you do, and as long as you know why you’ve done something and you've committed to it with authenticity then you're okay."

A simple "I love her" would have been shorter and more authentic

889 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 14:51 ID:Heaven

>>887 Yes, I thought that was the one thing that looked totally plausible.

890 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-24 14:53 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>888 I just rolled my eyes so hard they flipped completely around and popped right out of my head.

891 Name: Anon : 2016-07-24 14:56 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>888 I just saw this and was about to post it.

I can't even begin to deal with this. So: as long as you authentically believe that your private life should remain sacred, it's ok to say that in an interview and then later do a pap stroll, provided that the pap stroll is also authentic. It's also OK to authentically decide to release fakely candid photos of yourself using the paparazzi or your friends' instagrams.

892 Name: Anon : 2016-07-24 14:58 ID:zRGlmuDi

Also who the hell says they have committed to [their girlfriend] with authenticity?

893 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 14:58 ID:Heaven

>>890 hahahaha

894 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-24 14:59 ID:tmvu+J8S

The man is shit at lying and the need to stop letting him talk.

895 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-24 15:00 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>894 *they not the

896 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-24 15:04 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>888 I don't think this is about TS, necessarily. It would have been nice to hear the actual question that was asked.

This was the lead-in sentence: So how is Hiddleston handling all this new attention in several different areas? Can we then assume the question was 'How are you handling all the extra attention this summer?' If it was something like that - the relationship with TS being hinted at - then isn't this his standard response to questions about fame and attention and gossip?

897 Name: Anon : 2016-07-24 15:05 ID:zRGlmuDi

And another thing: how does that jive with dating one of the most inauthentic women on the planet? Or with her decision to lie about the extent of her knowledge of "Famous"?

Time for the boy to,take a seat.

898 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-24 15:05 ID:tmvu+J8S

Maybe the interviewer asked him about something else and he gave that answer, and they tried to make it look like he was talking about TS?

899 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-24 15:05 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>896 High-five!

900 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-24 15:06 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>896 I should add: it's bullshit, but I think it's his standard bullshit when asked about fame and the like.

Captcha: buttong. Is that a word we can use to insult TH? He's being a real buttong lately.

901 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 15:06 ID:Heaven

>>891 Basically. anonsy is right, it's better if he starts using emojis to express himself.

902 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 15:08 ID:Heaven

>>896 Even if the question was about that, he really needs to stop using words like authentic.

903 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-24 15:09 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>897 But remember, we know see that he's got his own problems with inauthenticity. He talks a good game, but he's not walking it.

And that may be the true downfall of this relationship: two manipulative, two-faced people who aren't being honest with themselves or each other. That's a fucking disaster of a relationship.

Or it could be the making...but then they have to keep up those personas FOREVAH. It would be a true test of TH's acting skills.

904 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 15:10 ID:Heaven

905 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-24 15:15 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>902 Ahh, but those are the words we all loved not so long ago. We swooned over his down-to-earth, authentic nature. I think he's partly being lazy and just trotting out his well-practiced answers but I also think that he's trying to re-butter the toast...after it's been dropped on the dirty, dust-covered floor, and a rodent (faced woman) has gnawed on it. He might as well give it a try because he's not got a lot of options at this moment in time.

906 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-24 15:24 ID:tmvu+J8S

March 2016:

"I was thinking about this yesterday, about the need to be true in everything. It’s not that I choose to stay in character or reinvent the Method. It’s just what people demand to see. I do too. We’re all moved by authenticity. There are certain magic tricks in creating an illusion. But commitment, risk and authenticity are the most powerful things in all art."

907 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-24 15:34 ID:tmvu+J8S

May 2013:

"The fate of Coriolanus dramatizes the conflict in the heart of every public figure: the war between integrity and popularity. It’s a play about soldiers, politicians and the people. It’s a play for our time; for any time."

908 Name: Anon : 2016-07-24 16:35 ID:zRGlmuDi

“I have tried with all of my power for there not to be any inauthenticity,” he says. “There is no version of me presented to you that’s been created or is artificial. The people I’ve always respected have an integrity that is unassailable.”

909 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-24 16:49 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>908 Awww, he's doesn't respect himself...or his girlfriend.

910 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-24 17:25 ID:XVu0oPjZ

Ugh. I thought the People article was a retread of an older one from June or so. I've grown sick of the long ramblings. They're no longer charming - now they sound like issue-dodging.

911 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-24 17:34 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>910 Based on his one other statement about TS ("together and happy") and the fact that any other time Tom's mentioned "authenticity" it's been about a role, I'm going to say I think that quote was solely about The Work. But of course, People can't write an article about Tom without mentioning TS - they seem to be one of the publications that kisses her ass at every opportunity.

This doesn't change the fact that Tom saying anything about authenticity at this point in his life is tremendously asinine.

912 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-24 18:53 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>911 That's the thing. Even if he was asked that in the context of his work, People put it down as an answer to how he's dealing with all the extra attention. If he really is saying that regarding his persona life, it makes him look the complete opposite of authentic. Right now, Taylor is a liar in the eyes of the public and media, and Tom choosing to stand by her side through this shows him as accepting of that kind of lying and manipulation. Together these two are the most inauthentic couple. All his interviews from yday made me roll my eyes and scoff. Unless she's got him blinded to her true nature (highly doubt it they've been living together lately), he's probably exactly like her. It's really disgusting and disturbing.

913 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-24 19:35 ID:XVu0oPjZ

914 Name: Anon : 2016-07-24 19:36 ID:zRGlmuDi

915 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-24 19:36 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>911 >>912 I hope someone reached his big brain this weekend and drilled some reality into it.

916 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-24 19:37 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>913 Staying at a hotel, hmm???

917 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-24 19:39 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>916 Looking at the pictures, it seems like he's actually leaving the hotel. Like he's getting his things out of his room and putting them in the back of the vehicle. Hopefully going back to Oz, alone.

But, staying or leaving, WHY does he have a hotel room when his supposed girlfriend has multiple properties in the area???

918 Name: Anon : 2016-07-24 19:43 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>913 Jinx!

919 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-24 19:56 ID:tmvu+J8S

920 Name: Anon : 2016-07-24 19:58 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>917 I think you're right anonsy, he is leaving. Torrilla has just posted photos of him and Luke boarding a commercial flight (!!!) - she says they are leaving from LAX. She is usually pretty accurate.

No sign of the limpet.

921 Name: M : 2016-07-24 20:00 ID:mOu5YVXG

922 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-24 20:04 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>920 Maybe our prayer circle worked! Alone at SDCC and what looks like alone back to Oz?! It's Christmas in July!

923 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 20:17 ID:Heaven

That's curious that he was staying at a hotel, although it would explain the different gyms (I'm guessing she wasn't staying with him or she would have been papped). Even more curious that he is boarding with Luke. Why would Luke need to go with him to Oz?

924 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-24 20:19 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>923 To help him get his shit straight. I'm being facetious, but really, Luke's his Cat Herder and Tom's in need of that right now. And I'm not even wearing my tinfoil hat.

925 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 20:20 ID:Heaven

>>922 I can go back hoping it was for a documentary video? (it's a false hope I know, it iwll only last until the next papstroll)

926 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-24 20:21 ID:Heaven

>>924 Luke is coming through for us! And his wallet.

927 Name: Savvy : 2016-07-24 21:24 ID:wwQhM+f3

Apparently, he's been a jerk to some fans during the filming of ISTL


928 Name: Anon : 2016-07-24 21:30 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>927 Not sure what I make of that. That account says it is a pseudonym and it doesn't seem to have much activity other than to tell this story (I didn't scroll that far back but it was only discussion of this I could see). And "I went without groceries to send him his gift". Hm.

929 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-24 21:34 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>927 Saw that on tumblr, and a couple people raised some interesting points questioning its validity.

1) Security is there to protect the actor. They would never tell a random fan they couldn't take something and to give it directly to the actor. If they did, what's the point of security even being there?

2) There were stories, which I also remembered, of fans stalking Tom on set. I know we had discussed it at the time, so I went back and found two of the links posted by anonymous in our Tom Hiddleston 2 thread:

"Tom Hiddleston makes an amazing Hank Williams. It's just a joy when he comes in and makes Hank Williams come alive," she says. "He's such a pro. He's one of the nicest people I've ever worked with. We've had lots of Loki stalkers on this show. We've had to tighten security. There are some Loki freaks out there."

And this:

930 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-24 21:34 ID:BnzEW/6z

Don't hate me but that's her driver and car. It's the same one in the gym pics from the past few days and the driver you can see if you google any pics of her in LA. I think he was probably staying with her. His luggage came out of her car and then went straight into another one.

Why the switch was made at this hotel? Maybe Luke was staying there.

931 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-24 21:45 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>930 If he was stopping at the hotel solely to pick up Luke, I'd think Luke would be in the photos.

932 Name: Anon : 2016-07-24 21:53 ID:zRGlmuDi

Just as long as she wasn't on the plane back to Australia.

933 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-24 21:55 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>930 The SUV from the gym the other day is white. All the SUVs I can see in the photos from today are black, unless I'm missing photos.

934 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-24 21:59 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>931 Probably waiting in the second car furiously working on getting his boy out of the shit...or drinking, lots of drinking.

>>932 Now I just feel like she may follow. The clinging is real with this one. So real.

>>930 Her pics, not his. I don't know if that white car is also hers but I wouldn't be surprised. She's probably got a whole fleet.

935 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-24 22:08 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>932 Yes, this is really all that matters. Luke being around is a good sign as well - at the very least maybe damage control is beginning.

>>934 Ah, I didn't look at the pics of her. I try to avoid looking at her annoying smug face as much as possible. She probably does have a whole fleet of cars, though from all the other pics I've seen it seems like she prefers all black cars.

waves at lurkers

Hi lurkers! I see you over there on the Opinion Dominion! ;)

936 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-24 22:23 ID:BnzEW/6z

I'm hoping the shitshow is about to get a curtain. But I don't want to get my hopes up. I think this fish's head has started to go bad, but I'm not sure Mr. and Ms. Most Authentic are ready to throw it out. Have I used enough metaphors?

>>935 Lurkers?! No surprise, we got good shit. Can you link to the lurkers?

937 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-24 22:30 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>927 We've all been jerks and as we've seen, he capable of some dodgy stuff. But this may be one of those Loki loons that anonsy's quote mentioned. Because if you're going to drive all that distance to give it to him and then go without groceries to pay for the postage to send your homemade Loki inspired lamp shade, then you're likely a Loki Loon. And I bet security probably had a whole trailer full of crap dropped off for him. They take stuff like that all the time for celebs.

938 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-24 22:43 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>934 I have the same feeling. I think she'll follow him at a later date. I don't think they're done. Why get papped arriving into LA together holding hands if you're through? Or why bother getting her car and driver dropping him off to take the other ride to LAX if you're starting the breakup rollout?

Then I remember she was papped kissing Calvin after their holiday together but they left separately, and then a few days we got the breakup news.

I don't think they're over but him going back to Oz with Luke shows someone told Tom to knock off this relationship parading and concentrate on work while he's on Marvel's clock. Otherwise I'm sure we'd be getting the same fanfare departure and arrival.

939 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-24 22:49 ID:n8Ob+5ev

TH fans leaving:


If he thinks SDCC was an indication of his fanbase still adoring him...oops. Will the Swifties will support their idol's bf's work events and work in general if she's not physically there by his side?

940 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-24 23:20 ID:BnzEW/6z

What if she joins him a few weeks because 'they just couldn't bear to be apart' or 'he begged her to come to Oz because he was lost without her.'

I wouldn't be able to deal people. I'd need to be talked down off the metaphorical ledge.

>>939 I actually linked to this site, I think. It was a quickly updated place with a good number of pics and articles, and easier to access than Torrilla. But she stopped updating after the Rome 'holiday.' That Roman holiday broke a lot of people.

They'll continue to support him until the break up, then they'll put their fangs into him like they do with every other ex.

941 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-24 23:41 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>940 oh god, that's so damn cheesy yet I can totally see People or E! printing that with pics of her arriving in Oz and another date night stroll. Maybe a beach stroll. They love their beach strolls.

I think the TH fans are done with him. It's only the Loki fans left now and they honestly don't care what else Tom works on as long as he does a good Loki. And the Swifties obviously will always support Taylor and everyone else who says otherwise is a sexist and programmed by society to hate on a successful confident woman like her eyeroll

Btw, did anyone see this video clip of Kevin Ehrlich saying Taylor received an advance copy of Famous? I found the link and info from a CB comment. He retracted later but now I wonder if she forced him to retract. She's good at this threatening and screwing ppl over for her benefit business.

942 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-25 01:13 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>927 >>928 >>929 I remember that. It went along with 2 other stories of that time: an extra that got kicked out the production after a makeup person noticed she was wearing a loki t-shirt during costume fitting, and another person who wrote a script and tried to move heaven and earth to get it to him during filming.

943 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-25 04:08 ID:BnzEW/6z


Look at these two lovebirds. He looks ready to exit via the emergency slide. The caption about sums it up...TS and her new bf. Must have been LAX to SYD or SYD to the Gold Coast

944 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-25 04:58 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>943 Ah yes, back two weeks ago when they just couldn't stop being photographed everywhere and totally had to fly commercial. Back before the private rented jet and getting into Los Angeles without being photographed.

945 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-25 05:07 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>936 They're pages back now I'm sure, but one was relaying your info about TS's drivers and SUVs, and another my comment about the different colors of the vehicles. I thought maybe it was coincidence but then one of them said something about not being able to answer questions about their info because they were getting the info from another site. And I went "Another site?! That's us! We're tumblr famous now!" The messages were showing up on TOD just a few minutes after we posted the same info here, so the timing as well made me think this board was the source.

946 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-25 05:37 ID:cK9Y/avg

>>945 I've been noticing direct crossovers especially on TOD for a while, even mirroring words we've made up. This is the only place I post so I can guarantee I'm not the leaky sieve.

I literally snored through his interviews but I gather he was consistently unremarkable at CC and is now being chaperoned by his wife Luke back to Oz. Things are seemingly back to normal then. For the time being.

As much as I want them to stay oceans apart I think she will follow once she has developed a more convincing plan of authenticity, since authentic is now their new catch word.

Thoughts on Shit Island trailer?
There's some tough competition, it was one of the least exciting trailers I watched from CC but I love John Goodman and if his role is substantial I may just make it to the cinema.

947 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-25 06:04 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>946 I haven't watched the trailer yet. I can't be arsed. I won't be making a special effort to see it like ISTL. I'll have an actual human being who is totally dependent on me for his/her needs at that point, so that $17 is going to go on diapers. I'll watch it when it's on Netflix or tv. Or pick it up in the DVD bargain bin at Duane Reade.

Yep. As I said, the clinging is so real - maybe with both - but with her especially, so I fear this separation will not be a long one. I hope for the opposite, of course. If they spin their 'reunion' as I mentioned earlier, all my shit will be lost!

The whole authentic thing is so hollow. Yes, please tell us how authentic you are, you know because really authentic people need to constantly remind people how authentic they are. They can't just let their actions speak for themselves. Well, he can't now, that's for sure.

948 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-25 06:08 ID:Heaven

Seriously speaking, I agree with Anon. and NewAnon, they are not done, at all. And Luke presence doesn't mean much I'm afraid. She will go back to Oz.

This "not be seen together so much" might have to do with TH campaigning for his Emmy. He needs not to be seen as a laughing stock, so the less they are seen together the less mocking. The less mocking the higher chances that voters might not think of TS as soon as they read his name.

949 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-25 06:10 ID:Heaven

>>946 I thought it was very clichè in the distribution of roles, but I appreciated that the trailer focused on SLJ and Goodman. The silhouette of Kong looks a bit ridiculous. But as trailers go, it was good. I doubt the film will though.

950 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-25 06:12 ID:Heaven

>>947 word!

951 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-25 06:25 ID:Heaven

According to an anon at TOD TS's took her jet and went to Nashville. TH's destination is unknown, so far.

952 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-25 06:26 ID:cK9Y/avg

>>947 I may start referring to it as Diaper Island in your honor.
I've never witnessed a couple who have had to try so hard to be believable other than wives of Tom Cruise. They actually failed to register as authentic when demonstrating their wordless world love tour of pda action.
>>948 It would seem someone has had a word and told him to dial it back- maybe his agent since he furiously tweeted after that visit.
>>949 The silhouette looked like my kitten when he stands on his hind legs. Roar!

953 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-25 06:42 ID:cK9Y/avg

Posting this for the 2nd photo, captioned 'Tom is "authentic"'- mein got that's going in my 'get over Tom' file

954 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-25 07:01 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>943 Scared me, thought that was from Sunday until I looked at the date.

>>945 >>946 I haven't followed TOD since she came back with the new URL because they're mostly breathlessly frantic swiftie anons. I looked at it around dinnertime and there are pages of talk about the SUV and assumed travel plans. I didn't realize they >>951 They keep insisting he went to London not Oz.

955 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-25 07:09 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>953 "He added: "The nature of being a public figure is that everyone will have an opinion about anything you do, and as long as you know why you've done something and you've committed to it with authenticity then you're OK."
WTF is that? Is this "something to write home about" or not?

956 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-25 07:12 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>948 He should probably let his gf know he's trying to lay low because in the absence of pap strolls, she can't help herself from releasing "Tom just loves Taylor so much and wants to prove himself to her" tabloid leaks to E! and People. The world must never forget the 8th wonder of the world, Hiddleshit.

At this point, if she doesn't follow him to Oz, I'll honestly be shocked. I'll be glad but shocked.

957 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-25 07:16 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>955 Lol I really hope it's not his something to write home about because it honestly sounds like he's talking about a role. I said a couple of posts above that's it's hard to figure out if he's talking about his relationship or his work because of how People published the quote first. Either way if I were his girlfriend, I'd be extremely cross with his verbal diarrhea everytime someone asks him about me or us.

958 Name: M : 2016-07-25 15:03 ID:mOu5YVXG

>>945 I check tumbrl from time to time but I have never commented there

959 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-25 15:05 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>958 I think there are a few people who just read the board here and don't comment, but occasionally pass the info along to tumblr.

960 Name: Anon : 2016-07-25 15:12 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>959 We do still get some of the best stuff here. For example Anon's Twitter plane pic from yesterday I haven't seen anywhere else. Theo Anons did have some good stuff but TOD doesn't have a source with real Twitter skillz, by which I mean finding the things that are hidden deeply in the feed.

(and PS I am guessing connecting flight because of the upright seats and the proximity to the proletariat - there often isn't a first class on internal flights, hence the "we are slumming it" expressions).

961 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-25 15:20 ID:tmvu+J8S

From July 22, at the Four Seasons Hotel:

962 Name: Anon : 2016-07-25 15:23 ID:zRGlmuDi

A comment at CB (no link) led me to this small but truly golden nugget of Tom irritation:

963 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-25 15:26 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>962 You can just feel the love pouring out of him at the mention of her name.

964 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-25 15:38 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>962 he looks so pissed off. Get used to it, buddy.

965 Name: Anon : 2016-07-25 15:40 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>963 I have seen him use the word "buddy" before as an expression of intense hatred for the recipient. Wish I could remember when!

His face really changed when the T word was mentioned. Makes me think of this great line from Jeeves and Wooster: "Ice formed on the butler's upper slopes."

966 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-25 15:42 ID:Heaven

>>965 hahaha that's the perfect description! But you know he is authentic, don't you dare doubt him!

967 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-25 15:46 ID:Heaven

I don't if it's true, but this one's funny.

"According to a source, the British actor has been advised by the Shake It Off singer to switch gyms so there's no danger of him bumping into her ex-boyfriend."

TH would totally lose in an actual fight.

968 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-25 16:14 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>962 >>963 >>964 >>965 He literally put his tongue in his cheek and swirled it around before answering. Seething.

Captcha screams 'war' !

969 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-25 16:19 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>967 And while mention of him being her puppet kicks off the article, it becomes another way for the press to write about TS vs. Calvin and insert the Kardashian name.

970 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-25 16:20 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>962 Hehe such authenticity. He just really adores her.

>>967 LOL! That definitely adds to the manly Bond factor. These kind of tabloid pieces make him look wimpier and wimpier.

971 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-25 17:12 ID:tmvu+J8S

So these pictures >>961

These were taken the day of the meeting with his agent, before Comic Con. Same clothes, and driving the same car. He's arriving back at the Four Seasons Hotel - the photos aren't captioned as such, but the pavement tiles are a match, as are the gold luggage carts in the background.

972 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-25 17:19 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>971 Yes, I was trying to work that out too! I think you're right.

973 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-25 17:20 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>971 That would mean he spend the night at Taylor's after SDCC and then returned to his hotel to check out and switch into the car provided by Marvel (if he's returning to Oz).

974 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-25 17:21 ID:Heaven

>>971 Then I'm a bit puzzled over why he was unloading his stuff from TS's car in front of the hotel. Or he was loading her car to go to the airport?

975 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-25 17:30 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>973 >>974 Here's what I've come up with. I think it makes sense and explains everything.

July 22: Tom was staying at the Four Seasons Hotel. He had a meeting with his agent, which he went to by himself in the beige SUV, and was photographed arriving back at the hotel afterwards.

July 22 pm or July 23 am: Tom leaves Los Angeles for San Diego. He brings his small luggage and backpack with him.

July 23: Tom goes to Comic Con. Instead of driving back to Los Angeles at night when Comic Con is over, he spends the night in San Diego. Maybe catches up with his Skull Island friends - they have been known to party.

July 24: Tom was driven back from San Diego the morning of July 24, when he was photographed at the hotel again. He stopped at the hotel to pick up the rest of his things. The small luggage and backpack, which he had with him in San Diego, were transferred from the car that dropped him off to the car that was going to take him to the airport.

The end!

976 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-25 17:30 ID:3dNWdQHm

Did he maybe stay in SD that night for functions / parties and fly back the next morning? So transferring his overnight backpack into the car at the hotel that has been loaded with his stuff to go to LAX?

977 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-25 17:32 ID:3dNWdQHm

Jinx! Though yours is a much better description anonsy.

978 Name: Savvy : 2016-07-25 17:35 ID:nf2LOs3b

>>975 what?!!! He went from Sain Diego directly to the airport without visiting Taylor Swift? Unless she's waiting for him at his destination, that is very unlikely.

979 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-25 17:40 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>978 Why?

980 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-25 17:43 ID:Heaven

>>975 "The small luggage and backpack, which he had with him in San Diego, were transferred from the car that dropped him off to the car that was going to take him to the airport."

Which one of these cars was Swift's? Because if it was the one that dropped him off, then something doesn't fit. If instead it was the car loaded, it's all good.

981 Name: Anon : 2016-07-25 17:45 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>975 I think the only flaw in this argument is the idea of Tom having large luggage and small luggage!!. I think the small wheeled bag we saw was the totality of Tom's luggage for the entire trip to the US. He may well have gone to San Diego with only the backpack for a single night - he then returns to the Four Seasons to collect the small bag.

Did I see something about TS's plane having gone to Nashville?

If so anonsy' theory seem sensible. They arrive in LA. He checks into the 4S becaus of reasons (allergic to cat hairs, wants to pretend to her parents they aren't sleeping together, still keeping up some bizarre facade for the press, whatever). They spend the night of 21.7 together, probably at her place, and are driven to the gym separately the next day because she is going home and he is going to the 4S then to his agent. He goes to agent then to SD. She stays home night of 22.7 then flies to Nashville the next day. Or flies to Nashville that day. Hence no stop off to see her before checking out of the 4S. She's already left LA.

982 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-25 17:47 ID:tmvu+J8S

>>981 Her plane flew to Nashville yesterday.

983 Name: Anon : 2016-07-25 17:48 ID:zRGlmuDi

Now I believe every word of the Sun's story!

They rush to debunk all the true ones, I am beginning to notice. She's split with Calvin, she never had a boob job....she isn't a loser limpet who was banned from SDCC....

984 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-25 17:58 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>960 I've not been my usual sleuthing self with twitter or IG - for several, obvious reasons. But I wanted to test myself yesterday to see if 'I still had it.'

His twitter tag is a mess. I won't be going back; I'm happy to let others find the gems. IG is even more disastrous because of the saturation hashtagging that goes on there.

Both are like a gold mine that's almost been mined out. The nuggets will be smaller and less frequently found.

985 Name: Sosorry : 2016-07-25 18:07 ID:xwST2yE1

>>968 1. Luke had THs glasses hanging on the front of his own shirt for him in that video? Adorable. Luke is loyal. He rocks. And TH looks great with glasses. He should rock them or carry them with him with confidence.
2. 2 hours from SD to LA. But SD has an interl airport where TH could have left from for Australia, however, he returned to LA. Why didn't TH just check out of the hotel before he left for SD? And if he stayed overnight with TS after comic con, why didn't he check out of the hotel before the convention, and why didn't TSs driver just drive TH all the way to the airport himself from her house?
3. Games are afoot. If TH has his own hotel room in LA, either he is a normal bachelor who needs a space brace with a woman after an overly long couples vacation. Or the coupling itself is fictitious, wherefore, TS's driver drove TH to SD and back to the hotel in order to be papped with TSs accoutrements, since the "couple" has not been papped with each other in a few days. Luke is there for the Emmy campaign and to help TH navigate this coupling in the press since TSs team is taking the lead with leaks for her best POV.

986 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-25 19:34 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>983 GC should just pack it in. All these 'debunking articles' do nothing but seemingly confirm the opposite.

987 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-25 20:15 ID:wnrGDVCc

I think he went to Taylor's after SDCC. I don't think he attended any of the after parties because I think it would've showed up on someone's IG or snapchat. Then he went back to his hotel in the morning and checked out then, hence his SD luggage from Taylor's car and the bigger luggage being piled into the other car because that's the one that was in his hotel room. Thats the only way her car and the extra luggage makes sense to me now after seeing the July 22 pics.

Maybe they ended the contract and had their final goodbye bang and that's why he looks so happy! One can only hope 😒

988 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-25 20:25 ID:BnzEW/6z

Michael K has done us a service with the graphics on this one.

989 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-25 23:08 ID:XVu0oPjZ

990 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-25 23:39 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>989 Probably doesn't want her 10-year-old fans to think she's having sex. Ewwww. They're just holding hands and closed-mouth kissing - all PG-13, kiddies.

991 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-25 23:56 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>988 Her face on the snake emoji! LOL! Omg that's amazing! She really is thin-skinned. Having IG come up with a new tool just for her. Special snowflake princess that she is eyeroll Since Tom thinks he's a special authentic snowflake, do they fight over who is more special and unique lol

992 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-26 04:27 ID:XVu0oPjZ

Detailed analysis of this past weekend by toddy:

993 Name: Anon : 2016-07-26 06:31 ID:CWqcgpWM

I cannot quite believe this but the stylist is owning the SDCC "outfit". Whaaaa?

994 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-26 06:31 ID:Heaven

>>992 I agree that TH was staying at the hotel, the evidence it's all there and clearly TS wasn't with him. also clearly they didn't see each other since he left for SDCC.

But Anon. said that was Swift's car because it was the same driver she saw some place else I don't remember now.

So maybe when they arrived he had his things at her place, then something happened (end of contract/break-up) and he moved to the hotel?

995 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-26 06:33 ID:Heaven

>>993 yes, can you believe it? And she merely recycled stuff from his press tour in April, down to the shoes.

996 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-26 07:00 ID:Heaven

"joshuahorowitzHappy/Sad/Confused. With Tom Hiddleston & Brie Larson & Jason Mitchell & Corey Hawkins & John Goodman."

997 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-26 12:01 ID:216Sc04H

Sooooo funny, I laughed through the entire article.

I just can't get over the sheer amount of GC articles on these two.
If they are only debunking truths then they are in a fake relationship, she has fake boobs, he is a gigolo, she's pregnant/ trying to get pregnant, she was banned from CC and they're getting married soon.


998 Name: Anon : 2016-07-26 12:38 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>997 I love how this scores 1/10 and not 0/10. Tom is a gigolo but only for the private plane!!

999 Name: Anon : 2016-07-26 12:43 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>997 Also, "Gossip Cop is assured that Hiddleston picks up tabs for meals and other expenses." Is this the reference to the coffee he bought at the service station? It still makes him sound like a freeloader. Where is the sentence saying, "he paid for the €2000 a night suite in Rome" ??

I am getting to think it is so interesting what they deny and how they put it. Swifties on tumblr are convinced that GC is in league with her publicist. I start to think that is true even when they don't say "her rep" - and that the publicist is using it to disseminate some truths and some lies.

I bet they are only mentioning the meals becaus that is all he paid for and because a concierge at the hotels would be able to say that he didn't pay. Very careful not to lie outright....

1000 Name: Savvy : 2016-07-26 12:44 ID:6/a92bHX

>>998 And the cars... and the houses... and the pornographically expensive penthouse in Australia and the bodyguards... And probably the elite gym...

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