Tom Hiddleston 11 (1000)

1 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 12:24 ID:zRGlmuDi

Thread to talk about the actor Tom Hiddleston

2 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 12:25 ID:zRGlmuDi

2 full threads in how many days? This must be a record....

Re 998 on previous thread: It doesn't have to be pregnancy.

If it's true he's about to propose it's likely to be a self-fulfilling prophecy. I proposed after a month, therefore it must be true love. He strikes me as both impulsive and pig-headed, just the type who would marry in haste to show the world he's right. And/or he is as nervous as everybody else about her flighty reputation. He wants to grab this one and get her committed so she and her private jet don't swan off elsewhere.

It could also just be the news cycle. If it's Wednesday it must be the engagement article.

3 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-13 12:27 ID:tmvu+J8S

For entertainment, I give you an Us Weekly blast from the past, July of last year:

And the Sun, from January of this year:

(My captcha is "vile bish" LOL)

4 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 12:29 ID:zRGlmuDi

Re 1000:

I agree he is sending a message. He's far too clever to have done this by accident. To that extent I agree with the crazy tumblr folks.

However I am no so sure he is sending a message saying "this is a holiday romance." I think he is sending a message saying "this is a genuine relationship and please please don't believe the millions of tweets over the last 3 weeks that this is a fake relationship. Or all those articles in the mainstream press saying I am a thirsty little fameho. Please."

5 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 12:32 ID:n8Ob+5ev

It's hilarious he retweets that article the same day as US prints about him proposing to Taylor.

If he was referring to Brexit when retweeted, he should have been more precise. But I guess he's counting on the ambiguity to work in his favor, both in shaming people who won't buy the happy couple narrative and to allow wiggle room that maybe he wasn't referring to his private life ("because I never talk about my personal life") but rather poignantly expressing his views on the current political climate and its influencers.

6 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-13 12:33 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>4 Agreed, that is certainly what he trying to say. The medium of the message is all wrong though. Silly boy.

7 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-13 12:37 ID:ofJFc1Po

>>2 I would buy the impulsive and pig- headed line. He has shot himself in the foot and just stood up and misfired again and again.
>>3 Still, meeting the parents after 4 months doesn't even come close to their two week mark.
I also have the impression US Weekly is a much more credible source than the Sun, non for engagement rumors?
>>4 Yes on the 'I may be an actor but really and truly I wasn't acting' line (and neither was my mum, she truly grabbed all my ex lovers like that on first meeting)

8 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-13 12:37 ID:3dNWdQHm

Do you think he knew the proposal story was coming out today via her camp, and his RT was a way to deflect?

9 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 12:38 ID:zRGlmuDi


Ah, Tom and his poignant little visits to social media whenever the nasty journos are being howwible to poor diddums. This makes 3 (The Wirk, Seneca and a sententious, overlong Guardian article).

10 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-13 12:40 ID:ofJFc1Po

>>8 Quite possibly his way of saying don't believe the engagement rumor.
>>5 He notoriously avoids any political stances- so much so I find it impossible to take the RT as anything but personal

11 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 12:42 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>7 No idea if the Sun is more or less reliable than USW. On the one hand, it is a tabloid, but on the other, it is not in the publicists' pockets and it did break the story that they were dating! It may be peddling a different kind of half truth than USW, which promulgates whatever lie the celebs' publicists think will suit their purposes today.

12 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 12:43 ID:Heaven

>>3 hahaha same old same old.

>>5 Does it work in his favour? With the exception of TH's fangirls and the Swifties, anyone would think what we thought: hypocrite. He is dating a girl that uses her own fans to manipulate the narrative on social media, someone that uses her hair to kiss ass Anna Wintour and get herself a commercial with Apple. He just did the opposite of what he should be doing.

13 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 12:45 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>4 See, that was more self projection because I can't figure out if his awkward refusal to comment on Taylor is giving himself the out that "well I never called her my gf anywhere, the media assumed just because I took her to meet my family. I'm a private man so no one knows how I treat my gfs, maybe I take all of them to meet my family, serious or not." OR if he really is serious long term with her and is getting peeved no one is believing him. Then again if you're serious about someone, you wouldn't care about what others thought. And he's smart enough to know that.

Or maybe this is his comment on Brexit but without saying anything. Because he can never express a personal point of view or opinion explicitly out of fear of being "divisive".

14 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 12:52 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>12 It didn't but I think he thought it would. He's been drinking too much of Taylor's Kool-aid if he thinks his fanbase will respond like Taylor's does to her when she throws out a rallying cry.

15 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-13 12:54 ID:ofJFc1Po

16 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 12:56 ID:Heaven

>>10 He avoids those, but we are way after the fact and come on, nobody believes he was in the Brexit camp, if not for political reasons, for economical ones. Britain cinema and tv industry very loudly expressed how Brexit is going to be a disaster for them, less money to spend and more difficulties employing foreign artists.

But like NewAnon said, he was counting on the ambiguity, so later he could say he was talking about one or the other.

17 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 12:59 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>15 "A Hiddleston pal" - when, pray, has he seen any pal, or even his own publicist (assuming that by now he has no actual friends left) in the last month? Another plant from her side, I am guessing.

What does Luke even do, now?

18 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 12:59 ID:Heaven

19 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 13:01 ID:Heaven

>>15 What I notice in these articles is that they always illustrate how TS feels, only her state of being is ever mentioned.

>>17 Luke was at the 4th of July party, but yeah it's her leaking.

20 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 13:05 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>15 The Hiddleston pal says it's all very fast and public and then an insider, and I'm assuming this one is a Swift pal is all they have fun energy, she's ecstatic and giddy.

LOL! If those are true summarizations of how their respective camps feel then maybe the end is nigh.

21 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 13:09 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>19 Same here. It's always HER perspective and how it's all affecting her. It's the Taylor Swift show and Tom is guest starring in it. I think it's been her show since day one and Tom doesn't get much of a say. Not publicly at least.

22 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 13:16 ID:zRGlmuDi

someone on CB correctly observed that now Tom has started using emoticons on his tweets, the end is nigh.

23 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 13:26 ID:Heaven

>>22 he finally found a way to be brief

24 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-13 13:28 ID:ofJFc1Po

'Rupert Hawksley ‏@ruhawksley 7m7 minutes ago
Thing is, I write these articles but am I in on the joke?'

'Earlier today, meanwhile, Hiddleston tweeted his approval for an article in The Guardian with the headline: "How technology disrupted the truth". Is this a clue that their relationship is an elaborate prank at the expense of the Internet?
If Hiddleston wants to quash these rumours, there is only one thing for it: put a ring on it. '

25 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 13:37 ID:n8Ob+5ev

What if he's already proposed and now they're easing people towards it so that when its announced its not completely out of left field?

Lol will he still refuse to comment on her when she's his fiancé and then wife?

However, based on People, I'd say there's no proposal coming. But rather a breakup. The wording of that one was just very telling.

26 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 14:00 ID:n8Ob+5ev

And then TMZ publishes this as claims coming from Taylor's side

For the record, I don't think Taylor would ever write a song and not publicly claim credit for it. Especially one that's such a huge hit.

All of this combined, the Tom romance and the marriage leaks and the Calvin digs, all make for a very interesting perspective told by Taylor.

27 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-13 15:21 ID:BnzEW/6z

What is going on? Can someone hold me? I feel lost and afraid.

He has the radio interview today - or tomorrow in Oz time. Let's see what delights that brings. More stuttering, more uncertainty, maybe an engagement announcement. Maybe TayTay will join him as a surprise. Impromptu (that they've been practicing for weeks) country and western duet, anyone?

28 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 15:27 ID:Heaven

>>27 If we see him with his guitar and TS in tow we might have to get ready for a duet, song: I Saw the Light. Followed by a RT of an article about how social media killed people appreciation of indies gems like ISTL. Everyone is so mean!

29 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-13 15:43 ID:3dNWdQHm

>>28 Jesus, Mary & Joseph, that better not happen.

30 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 15:49 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>27 It's ok, you are suffering from PTSD. Post tweet scepticism & distrust.

I read about this condition on Twitter.

31 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 16:10 ID:zRGlmuDi

If there is a live performance, hang onto your eardrums. It will be the autotuned leading the tone deaf:

32 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-13 16:32 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>31 So they DO have something in common.

33 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-13 16:35 ID:3dNWdQHm

Calvin getting messy on Twitter. Amazing.

34 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-13 16:36 ID:BnzEW/6z

35 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-13 16:38 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>33 It's all so messy. When it's all said and done - whatever the outcome - I feel everyone involved is going to need to pitch in for one of those cleaning services that deal with crime scenes...violent crime scenes.

36 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 16:55 ID:Heaven

I admire the fact that Harris won't go down without a fight, that he won't let her PR paint him as the bad guy so she can play victim and win back the favour of the media.

Shame on TH for being part of this.

37 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 16:56 ID:zRGlmuDi

I love this!! The oversharing! The messiness! The ex-BF!

Is Calvin sitting at home swigging rosé wine alternatively with eating Pringles straight from the tube with one hand and peanut m&ms with the other?

38 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 16:58 ID:zRGlmuDi

39 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 17:00 ID:Heaven

Going by the updates at CB's post about this, TS's party confirmed this to People, before Harris reaction

40 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 17:28 ID:n8Ob+5ev

I'm all for Calvin standing up for himself. She dtags her exes and always makes them out as horrible people and we only ever hear one side of the story. I don't get why Tom got himself involved in all this. He was finally flying high. Did he even know things were this messy and unfinished with Calvin? Or is he being blindsided by all this too?

I'm so surprised that Taylor didn't take credit for the song originally. Did their whole breakup happen over this? So many questions!

41 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 17:30 ID:Heaven

>>40 even if she originally agreed and now changed her mind she could have contacted Harris and told him. She took the royalties anyway, so it's not a matter of money.

42 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-13 17:38 ID:XVu0oPjZ

Here's The Wirk:

Just tweeted by Unicef Ireland, here's a youtube of Tom from the Thor 3 set where he dons the Loki wig:

43 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 17:39 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>40 I totally agree. I am not dragging Calvin here, just laughing at the soap opera craziness of it. Actually I admire him for going down swinging. Another instance of TayTay sending mixed messages. I want to be anonymous....until I don't.

And no, I don't get why TH has involved himself in this, save that we have all met the idiot who goes out with the person who just broke up messily, or somehow ends up being the catalyst for the breakup. It never ends well for that person, does it?

44 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 17:42 ID:zRGlmuDi


Hahahahahaha!!! And here, too, is the Charidee Wirk!!

45 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-13 17:43 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>40 I am too NewAnon. I love Calvin being a messy queen right now but bless him for expressing himself better than TH:

"And she sings on a little bit of it too 🙃
Amazing lyric writer and she smashed it as usual"

"I wrote the music, produced the song, arranged it and cut the vocals though. And initially she wanted it kept secret, hence the pseudonym"

"Hurtful to me at this point that her and her team would go so far out of their way to try and make ME look bad at this stage though 🤔"

"I figure if you're happy in your new relationship you should focus on that instead of trying to tear your ex bf down for something to do"

"I know you're off tour and you need someone new to try and bury like Katy ETC but I'm not that guy, sorry. I won't allow it"

"Please focus on the positive aspects of YOUR life because you've earned a great one"

"God bless everyone have a beautiful day"

46 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 17:48 ID:Heaven

>>42 LOL so predictable!

47 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-13 17:52 ID:XVu0oPjZ

On the other hand, Calvin, you're being a petty messy queen. :)

And right now on Twitter, the top two trends are:

  1. Calvin Harris
  2. #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty

48 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 18:07 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>47 Sadly in London right now the top trend is #Cameron. Not even #DavidCameronisOverParty.

Genuine question: has TS ever had this level of scorn poured upon her? Both for her ways with her exes and for her manipulation of the media?

And random thought: how I would laugh if they both ended up on the scrap heap together. She the tarnished princess and he the not so Disney prince.

49 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-13 18:14 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>48 Don't know, Anon. I never gave a rat's ass about her until TH started dating her. Never followed anything she said or did on MSM or social media.

50 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 18:25 ID:n8Ob+5ev

Is this why Taylor decided to hit out at Calvin? Because he may be moving with an older hotter woman?

Even if Calvin and Nicole are just friends, with Taylor's maturity levels, she'd still be pissed anyways. I agree with Calvin on if you're so happy in your new relationship, why are you bothering attacking and leaking things about your ex? Like Couch said, it's not like she was being deprived of her royalties. She just wants attention and she wants Calvin to cry over her. Again all about her as usual.

51 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 18:32 ID:n8Ob+5ev

>>48 Never at this level where the media is calling her out. Usually she was pretty paced out with a new romance roll out. You'd get a few leaks here and here then a pap stroll once a month or once maybe every 2-3 weeks. With the Kennedy kid, it was pretty fast paced but still not as aggressively fast as it was with Tom. And most of the time, the media and public believed her and didn't care too much. But now it's a whole different vitriol. I think it's because she put on a whole show of maturing and learning from her mistakes. She really didn't date for almost 2 years and cultivated a healthy image of a girl growing up and hanging out with friends and getting to know herself better. Then Calvin happened and their relationship was her longest ever with her saying this is her private thing and she doesn't believe in letting the public into her private space now.
Then suddenly, she flips back exactly to her 15 yr old self after the breakup and wants the media to buy her drivel again and this time the general public is done.

52 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 18:59 ID:Heaven

So TH is in 2 conundrum:

1) People believe this relationship to be PR/fake because of their aggressive PR/fakeness and the more they try to make it
look real the more PR/fake it feels.

2) If this is a relationship and not a ruse for a video, if he breaks up now that TS is getting flack, people will say it was PR/fake, if he doesn't it looks like he is ok with her PR shenanigans.

A mess of his own doing and I'm curious to see how it ends.

53 Name: Sosorry : 2016-07-13 19:15 ID:bOtEZ/vb

In response to the Mirror reporting that TH is planning to propose to TS very soon, Tom's PR said the following:

reps for Tom told us: "We don’t comment on baseless speculation regarding our client’s private life."

Wow. Sounds like a denial from Camp Tom to me. TS's team has not responded yet. What are these two up to? TH is trying to save his serious thespian credibility Loki fans with the Unicef video? Is THs posting of the guardian article a signal to people not to believe everything they read about the relationship (bit odd given the Romance Tour?) Is Taylor just trying to one-up Calvin Harris? Are the engagement rumors from TS's camp sent out just to try to prove to the world that they are together? Will this help with the Emmy nomination? It's all so messy, the TS /CH feud is a high school. So sad.

54 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 19:34 ID:zRGlmuDi

I am unable to say this without laughing, but tomorrow TS is going to wake up to an Instagram full of snake and poo emojis.

55 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 19:41 ID:zRGlmuDi

From Heat mag:

The description of the enforced fun at the party is hilarious. Couple of revealing quotes: Taylor is happy because she is "in control" (you don't say!) and Tom is "along for the ride." He is happy to be on her Instagram (you don't say! etc).

56 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-13 19:46 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>54 I'm waiting for her stans to start a new hashtag, #TakeThatAdam

57 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-13 20:24 ID:n8Ob+5ev

I guess Tom is still in there somewhere trying to keep some control over the situation lol

"Darling I'll do your choreographed pap strolls but I am NOT proposing just to one up your ex."
"But Tom wwwhhhhyyyyy! Adam is being a meanie poopy! Please don't you love me? I thought you loved me!"

58 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-13 20:28 ID:Heaven

>>53 where was this response from THìs people?

>>55 Sure, we totally believe that TH doesn't care about what's being written about him, as the RT of the Guardian article clearly proves.

59 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 20:31 ID:zRGlmuDi

60 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 22:26 ID:zRGlmuDi

61 Name: anonymous : 2016-07-13 22:37 ID:ll7G2Y1+

>>60 To be fair .. after the events in Orlando, I have no doubt that TS has some insane fane and would not begrudge her the security if she is going to socialise in public places. She's already had people breaking into her house I think, so it must be horrible to always be looking over your shoulder when people approach you with a smile.

As for the whole sorry twitter mess - what is VERY clear is that on some level, TS and CH are so not done with each other yet - poor Tom seems very much to be stuck in the middle of these two's very un-acrimonious uncoupling.

A proposal after one month of dating though ? Poor poor .. Jane.

62 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-13 22:44 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>60 You know that martini was for her - gin!!

>>61 I don't think the events in Orlando have too much bearing on her situation. As with everything Tay - it's over the top. She, I'm sure, has obsessed fans but does she need to have 3-4 security guards with her all the time? Does she need to send one out running with her bf?

I wouldn't be surprised if it's her attempt to avoid fans, reporters, etc. As one of the articles said, fans couldn't approach her for autographs because she was surrounded. It's probably a very easy - albeit expensive - way to avoid having your meal interrupted by autograph hunters.

63 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 22:54 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>61 The Queen has had someone try to assassinate her (she was on horseback in a parade at the time and remained completely calm while the horse and everyone around her went nuts). She also had a crazy guy climb into her bedroom at Buckingham Palace at night. Again she stayed completely calm, talking to him until he asked for a cig. She sloped off to get one and raised the alarm. The threat to her life is probably fifty-fold. I am afraid I think she is made of much sterner stuff.

64 Name: Anon : 2016-07-13 23:01 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>62 Of course the martini was for the Queen! The Queen Mother always used to have a giant gin and Dubonnet before any formal lunch. I think HMQ acquired her fondness for gin from her. HMQ also still likes the odd cig as well. Good for her.

65 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-14 00:53 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>61 Re: Orlando - the singer Christine Grimme who was killed in Orlando the day before the club massacre - is that what you were referring to? If so, I totally agree.

From Cosmo, an article labeling CH as a fuckboy

66 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 01:08 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>65 The 'author's' failure to see that her argument is inverted AND her twitter account tells me everything I need to know about this article - that it's not worth the internet bytes it takes up.

>>61 Grimme's death would certainly be a reason for security - on stage, backstage, at fan events, etc. But 3-4 bodyguards everywhere TS goes? That's her paranoia and her desire to construct a bubble around herself. It also serves to infantilize her. The guards tell the fans no, the guards tell the patients not to tweet, the restaurant not to mention what she ordered, the guards hold her sweater, etc.

67 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-14 01:31 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>66 In a country with extremely tight gun laws compared to the US, yes, it's overkill. In her mind, she's erring on the side of caution and probably saying 'this is what my parents would want.' Hell, maybe her parents insisted on it. I'll bet that when she took TH to visit them to announce that she would be living and traveling with him for the next two months or so and it was going to be very public, they probably begged her to take the whole detail.

68 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 02:08 ID:BnzEW/6z

>>67 That meeting with her parents. Yeah, I don't buy that. With his we got nearly every relative minus the 3rd cousin, and several pap strolls. With hers, all we got was an article saying she brought them back to meet him at her apartment. No pics, no strolls. Nada. Did it even happen?

69 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 03:52 ID:216Sc04H

Dlisted comments:

'A good friend of mine has a friend, a very small-time musician, who dated Taylor around the early 2010's. He was a fool for her and thought it was super real, and asked her if he could start telling people that they were together. The minute he asked, she said "If you tell ANYONE about this, I will fucking BURY you." And he got the FUCK out of that real quick. Like homegirl has some legit SATAN in her chicken bones. But from Calvin's tweet, I really have a feeling that her secret evil tagline is "I will bury ______".
Like, he didn't even mean tell ~the press~ because he didn't know anything about that stuff, he literally meant like his best friend or his mother. When my friend told the story apparently every person at the table who works in the biz looked at him like "yep, classic psycho Taylor".
Apparently her evil Strawberry Shortcake persona is rill as fuck!'

'Met a celebrity I always speculated was terribly calculated and mean, and they exceeded all my expectations of rudeness and arrogance. HATE
— Edward Droste (@edwarddroste) February 9, 2015

If you know please don't @ the person, they see all and have the capacity and desire to destroy , seriously , please just know and lol
— Edward Droste (@edwarddroste) February 9, 2015

He already confirmed it's Taylor ..but wow I always thought he's a drama queen about that "desire to destroy" part.'

70 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 05:53 ID:Heaven

>>59 thanks

>>67 It definitely is, UK has a no gun law, Italy has a very restricted gun law, OZ has a no gun law. And as Anon. pointed out sending a bodyguard along when your bf goes running isn't about protection, but control masked as protection, that way she has eyes-and-ears over everything TH will be doing, for example chatting with another girl.

>>68 it is strange isn't it? The absence of photos of that meeting with her parents, actually more than strange suspicious.

71 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 05:55 ID:Heaven

There must be a contract with TH, no person with a minimum of brain will be able stay with this wacko and have feeling for her.

72 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 05:58 ID:Heaven

Here he goes running again, before the radio show I supoose

It seems like he works at alternative days.

73 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 06:01 ID:Heaven

Never mind the radio, it's an old interview

It's too bad, this dj would have asked interesting questions I think.


74 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 06:15 ID:Heaven

Running with bodyguard, bodyguard needs a diet

TH:"Maybe if I sprint in that direction I can find help"

75 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 06:18 ID:Heaven

TH's celebrity pet peeve from The Late Show

76 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-14 07:05 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>68 >>70 You're right, there were no pics of TH even standing next to them, just her walking next to a car with her parents.. I remember one article saying that he was 'nearby in the (hotel?) room' and 'met them later.'

77 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-14 07:35 ID:XVu0oPjZ

>>69 Damn. In the same vein - I thought this was posted here but maybe it was in the previous thread?


78 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 08:52 ID:oWssBp/o


He twitted his UNICEF video in which he is sporting a distractingly volcanic pimple. Get onto it makeup!

Back to daily sucky tweets- reeking of desperation.
Is this the new pap stroll?
I imagine TS is not fit for public after been dragged further than ever before with the #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty and CH and KPerry burn.

79 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 09:02 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>78 I was transfixed by the boil. Its slopes look too mountainous to hide with makeup. He always gets it in the same place, usually when he has been wearing makeup for months and/or appears to be really tired and out of condition (it had a guest role in the later scenes of CP). I did think it wasn't a good sign that it has showed up just after the "holiday". Not enough rest and quiet, and too many pap strolls.

Presumably TS is back at the hotel putting pins in her Calvin doll.

80 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 09:17 ID:Heaven

>>78 do you think that he realizes that to be an effective UNICEF ambassador people need not to take you as a famewhore joke?

>>79 Presumably TS is back at the hotel putting pins in her Calvin doll. LOL while saying "I will bury you" with a voice straight from The Exorcist

81 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 09:18 ID:oWssBp/o

>>79 There's a product that creates temporary scars that indents the skin. We use it on craterous pimples to reduce the swelling and dry them up. I'd say it's a stress pimple considering his circumstances!
For sure she's into voodoo.
I do find it odd that in all the time she has been in Oz she's only been seen twice and both times were deliberate on her part. She must be going out daily and managing to stay under the radar.

Conspicuously inconspicuous.

82 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 09:25 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>81 Or staying in. I do wonder if she is the type not to want to venture into Outdoors unless there is a specific project in mind (dinner, pap stroll, shopping trip). Also she has "done" Australia last year so she probably can't be bothered with sightseeing. She is probably facetiming the cats and surfing wedding dress websites.

Maybe the pimple is is the "after" stage! What was it like before? Were communities living on its lower slopes?

83 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 09:40 ID:zRGlmuDi

Now I know why the pimple is back: it has a role in the Marvel universe.

84 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 09:41 ID:oWssBp/o

>>82 That volcano is pre- eruption and they need to get onto that product stat or Loki will be sporting a pussy face.
She does strike me as a neurotic housepet who only ventures out of her Rapunzel tower when led by the hand.
No doubt she's online shopping for the wedding since the date is already set and practising her 'surprise face' in the mirror for the imminent proposal which will be in a very public open air space- most likely a beach on some rocks

85 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 10:34 ID:BnzEW/6z

Are we talking about the 'zits' on the right side of his face near his mouth? I haven't watched the video yet. I'm a little put off by everything and can't be bothered. But I think those aren't temporary but are like cysts of some type, maybe sebacious that are smaller or bigger depending on factors. My husband has one on the side of his chin. It's always there but flares up/ expands when he's not eating right or his skin is unbalanced for some reason.

I've written to much about a pimple. Shame.

86 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 10:44 ID:BnzEW/6z

Bless him for the Hesback hashtag. Don't think it's going to get much traction in the current twitterverse. Maybe it would trend if Katy Perry retweeted it in some evil genius attempt to burn TS.

And I got four retweets in before TS was mentioned. Four.

Captcha: shite

87 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 10:50 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>85 they're the ones. I noticed he always gets them in the same place. I assumed it was because he had damaged the pore by picking and now always gets a spot in the same location, but maybe he has a cyst. Definitely any flare up of whatever it is, is caused by stress/tiredness/bad eating.

He should have spent his time in LA visiting Doctor Pimple-Popper (cf YouTube) and not banging TS on the down low while she was still with CH. Then voilà - good skin and no stress!

What have we come to when we are talking about his pimples and not his work?

88 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-14 10:52 ID:BnzEW/6z

Missed an O in >>85. Double shame.

I think TS might be holed up in the suite as well. Could be writing music, could be fashioning voodoo dolls. Defo reading her Twitter mentions from fans to calm herself and shouting down the line to her publicist to 'fix this!'

I'd heard that she employs a company in Santa Monica that is responsible for creating positive SM mentions. They need to get to work. The DM comments alone would cause famous person paranoia, add in Twitter and IG and she's probably ready to scratch her own skin off.

89 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 10:54 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>86 I just saw the hashtag. Nice try, Tom
. Might as well add #nopooemojisformyGFpleasethankyou and have done with it.

90 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 11:06 ID:oWssBp/o

Oh bless, I hadn't noticed he tried to drown out the #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty with #HesBack

I can't help but notice his likes for these UNICEF videos have dropped from 28k to 17k to 4.1k so yeah good luck with that hashtag

>>87 His werk...what werk? He has been omnipresent as tabloid fodder for a month so I feel inane discussions of his appearance are more than relevant.

>>85 I'm going to keep an eye on this pimple/ cyst to see how it progresses. It does seem to vanish completely which points more towards a 'trouble spot' for adult acne.
He usually frequents the beauty salon, dearest TH. I imagine he has let that slide for the last month while his hands were glued to TS. Unless they had a hand holding spa date.

91 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 11:31 ID:zRGlmuDi

>>90 Well he had a spa date with EO back in December 14. So maybe....

Years ago Mr Anon and I were staying in Bangkok and the hotel offered us their his and hers spa suite. We looked at each other in horror and simultaneously wailed "nooooooo!" Some things, such as having your extractions done, are not meant to be enjoyed à deux.

92 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 11:51 ID:Heaven

Being in the same hotel room with TS must be a hoot these days, thank god for the extra bedroom.

Anyway, I was going through CB's tag of Harris posts because I was searching for his interview a couple of months back where he was asked about a possible collaboration with TS and found a thread about Harris at Coachella reporting this tweet by TS

"I'll NEVER forget this moment.
SO INCREDIBLE!!@CalvinHarris @rihanna #coachella pic.twitter .com/KIjF9p6hT1
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) April 18, 2016"

This tweet doesn't exist anymore, but for the Swifties and the Hiddlestoned, spare the Harris was unfair. The girl was happy with the arrangement.

93 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 12:01 ID:oWssBp/o


And just like that some candids of TS out shopping (for wedding dresses) appear.
Mysteriously, this was apparently HOURS AGO

94 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 12:06 ID:Heaven

Wearing an overall, of course.

She was doing shopping on a lawn at night?

95 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 12:07 ID:Rsdy7JAH

>>92 Yes, she was happy with it until she decided 48 hours ago that a news cycle couldn't pass without her name being in it. If she was offended about the interview he gave months ago, saying he couldn't see himself working with her in future (which is the BS reason given by the Swifties for reneging on the anonymity) why not make a deal of it then? Or sooner after she had split with him? Why now?

I bet she can't stop talking about Calvin and obsessing about what he's up to now. Things a new boyfriend always loves hearing.

96 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-14 12:12 ID:oWssBp/o

>>94 It's beyond my comprehension... the 'shop' appears to be a store room with a vacuum hose (is she having a backyard abortion?) and in that photo I think she is using her purse as a mobile phone

97 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 12:14 ID:Heaven

I found the interview

and what he said was: "You know, we haven't even spoken about it," he admitted. "I can't see it happening though. No. She's about to take a long break."

98 Name: Anon : 2016-07-14 12:15 ID:II3F11eZ

>>93 >>94

The overalls have many purposes:

1) pregnancy outfit.
2) useful pockets to store Tom's balls/Calvin doll/etc
3) don't all middle aged soccer moms dress like this?

99 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 12:16 ID:Heaven

>>95 Yeah, I imagine she has a virtual drawer full of things to use in case she needs to paint herself as a victim in case of bad press.

100 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-14 12:18 ID:Heaven

>>96,98 #1 is probably the main goal, gotta support those "Tom totally wants to have kids with me" leaks, but #2 is more fun!

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