My theory is true. She really is holed up in that hotel 24/7 and only emerges for shopping trips. If she has sent him out for takeaway they must be sick of room service, and that must be because she never leaves the hotel. She's on the Gold Coast having a holiday and she sits in a suite all day. What a sad life.
I can't help comparing this to what looked like a lot of fun doing SI. Going out and about, being photographed by the odd fan, yes, but really enjoying life and doing cool activities. Now: run with bodyguard and pick up takeaway.