>>246 If they were to announce the next James Bond in London today, how would Tom react?

I imagine it like this: they're at the beach in Rhode Island. THE beach, with the infamous pile of rocks. Taylor is driving a speedboat. All 12 of her bodyguards have to be surrounding her at all times, so there's no room for Tom. He is being pulled behind the boat in a swan floaty leftover from Taylor's romantic pool photoshoot with Calvin Harris. Taylor's professional photographer is chasing along, snapping "candids" that will be posted in an obviously planned manner at a later date by her Squad. Instead of a life jacket, Tom is wearing the iconic I <3 T.S. tank. Mumbling to himself, "The name's Bond. James Swift. I mean Bond! James Bond! Bloody hell." He is sunburnt. He is crying.