Stats Britain twitter account is savage:
100% of Britons aren't looking forward to Taylor Swifts next album.
89% of Britons don't quite believe Tom Hiddleston had a desire to be public with his and Taylor's 'romance'.
Tom Hiddleston has spent the last few hours listening to the Wizard of Oz soundtrack.
0% of Tom Hiddleston was seen out and about before Taylor Swift.
0% of Britons believe Taylor's 'reasons'.
100% of Britons thought Tom and Taylor's relationship would be Loki but it turned out to be Swift.
Things Tom Hiddleston has never said:
1 Let's take beach photos!
2 Let's take restaurant photos!
3 Let me wear a 'I ❤️ T.S' t-shirt!