Those slippers actually made me laugh out loud. How is it that he has more chemistry with the dog than TS? Did we see that soulful look at any time during Tayto?

Yep, GQ is taking the piss (don't whisper it near the veranda) and in what appears to be a quasi advertisement for Gucci and its designer.

All of this means Miss Yours Truly needs to amend her quote: Tom texted me saying he wanted to wear a Gucci tux with piping because Gucci had told him to wear a Gucci tux with piping.