>>197 There was something in the bag. A little slip of paper that read: I am playing the part of a present bought for a woman playing the part of a girlfriend by a man playing the part of a boyfriend.

Yes, that slip of paper graduated from RADA also. That's why we thought it was a real present! It had the best training money can buy!

It's currently appearing as a scroll on Game of Thrones.

>>205 The piece of paper and Tom first became friends when it was playing a toilet roll wrapped round Luke Evans in High Rise.