>>751 I double posted on purpose, okay? It was joke...among friends. Okay? It was just a joke!

>>748 Onions, carrots, celery - mirepoix. That's how most red sauces in most cuisines start. These Tumblr fans have never done anything more than open a jar of spaghetti sauce. Which is fine, I didn't do anything but that until I left college. Still I remember my mother and grandmother making cassoulet and sauces from scratch - in went the mirepoix every time.

If you want an antidote to the debate over the article, go here: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/104997674.html They are all convinced that Taffy was mocking TH to within an inch of his life. They are also having none of TH's pity party.

My favorite: 'READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE Y'ALL. It is a trip. He's really trying to turn 3 months of shameless attention whoring into some Shakespearean tragedy about fragile lovers torn apart by a cruel world.'

From the mouths of ONTD readers' comes the truth. I called it Romeo and Juliet Part Duh as a joke about a certain section of his and her fans, but I now think that's the angle he's trying to sell. No one's going to ask alternate-ending Romeo about Juliet or their relationship on the RC, are they?