Homeless persons would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.
Oh my dears, the PANTS!
Tom's going-out-for-coffee wardrobe list and today's rating:
- One of the two pairs of shoes owned? - Check
- T-shirt that's required any time associated with a Legendary production? -- Check
- This winter's hiddleslayering layer (hoodie) - Check
- Coat to button really tightly to show off the torso - Check
- Pants that look spray-painted onto legs - FAIL
- Nothing other than blue or grey - FAIL
- Obligatory Gucci item - Unknown (maybe the hoodie? All that color!)