>>175 The Guardian and TH are never, ever getting back together. He was their guest for WHCD, he thumb-uped their article (emoji) and then a blonde and a fauxmance came between them.

>>177 Single and available - here that, closeted celeb lesbians? It's your turn!

I asked my husband. He did not consider himself 'available' while we were dating but he said he considered himself 'single' until he proposed. (I'm going to cut him in his sleep.)

I'm sure the Swift hive has heard. Reactions will include:

1. straight up denial that he ever said it
2. he's lying so Tayto can keep their love private - those two are all about privacy
3. the phrase 'single and available' is his signal to TS to send the jet for him - secret holiday time
4. parsing the fuck out of each word to disprove their actual definitions