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INSTANT REVIEW MOVIE THREAD (479)


1 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/29(Sat)10:54 ID:Heaven

INSTANT REVIEW : Closer

A movie about 4 people who know how to cheat on each other.

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470 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-11-19 15:44 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Doctor Strange (2016) (4/5)

It's like Iron Man with magic. Well, more magic, I guess. Not a fan of comic book stuff, but I had a good time.

471 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-12-03 09:42 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Arrival (2016) (4/5)

It's nice to see some genuinely interesting sci-fi, but there's a whole subplot I just don't understand. Like, ethically. I enjoyed the ride anyway.

472 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-12-16 07:13 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) (4/5)

Not a rehash, which is nice. Stunning visuals. It's really too bad George Lucas didn't sell out sooner. Destroy your copies of the prequels to increase the chances that they'll become apocryphal in the distant future.

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474 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-12-16 11:17 ID:tNhvuykf

apocryphal isn't the word I'm thinking of. A myth?

475 Name: gill : 2017-01-13 10:05 ID:4Oy8ja09

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOifI41rKg

476 Name: Couch Potato : 2017-03-10 22:16 ID:pQYGiisb

INSTANT REVIEW: Logan (2017) (3/5)

Patrick Stewart brings his A-game to a B-movie. Probably the best Wolverine movie, but that's not exactly praise.

477 Name: Couch Potato : 2017-07-22 19:43 ID:pQYGiisb

INSTANT REVIEW: Dunkirk (2017) (2/5)

There was a man outside the theater playing guitar and not singing, but instead just screaming. That's an interesting artistic choice, but not a good one. Pretty much sums up this movie for me.

478 Name: Couch Potato : 2018-05-25 11:24 ID:WK4W159s

INSTANT REVIEW: Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) (3/5)

No Rogue One, but it's still fun. Sassy bot is underplayed, if you were wondering. Also, may be the first Star Wars movie to make a convincing case for the empire being truly evil, which is coming awfully late for this series.

479 Name: Couch Potato : 2018-06-01 15:19 ID:clQNZ48E

INSTANT REVIEW:A Fine, Windy Day (1980)
is a 1980 South Korean film written and directed by Lee Jang-ho.

I always knew that basically South Korea is just a rich Uzbekistan. They don't have ANY kind of culture. The level of poverty is shocking, and unless you're a lawyer or a media tycoon, your life in this country would be pure hell. fuck korea