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INSTANT REVIEW MOVIE THREAD (440)


1 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/29(Sat)10:54 ID:Heaven

INSTANT REVIEW : Closer

A movie about 4 people who know how to cheat on each other.

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431 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-11-23 08:56 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Silver Linings Playbook (2012) (3/5)

Has some good performances. De Niro being De Niro is a bit distracting, though. Trigger warning: dance competition.

432 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-11-23 09:01 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Grey Gardens (1975) (2/5)

Those harpies shouting EDITH! at one another from across their dilapidated mansion will be the only thing you'll hear in your nightmares for weeks. Groundbreaking and often referenced in popular culture, but not worth it.

433 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-11-23 09:22 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Upstream Color (2013) (3/5)

At-times inept dialog and sound mixing balanced out by a mind-blowing concept and a unique visual presentation.

434 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-12-20 09:30 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Lincoln (2012) (3/5)

A fine piece of American propaganda that will only appeal to Americans. Basically a good way to string together clever anecdotes about Lincoln. Foreigners won't even know who that is.

435 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-12-20 09:34 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Looper (2012) (4/5)

This review is nearly three years late, so I'll just go ahead and spoil it: if more than one time traveler tries to kill you kid, you can safely assume your kid is Future Hitler.

436 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-12-20 09:44 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) (3/5)

Dumb as hell, but shot in an interesting way. If the trailer from Grindhouse appealed to you, you'll probably get a kick out of it.

437 Name: Couch Potato : 2015-01-10 10:16 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: The Rover (2014) (3/5)

Another pointless plot that could have been cleared up with this new thing they have called "wroting" or whatever it's called. Gains points mostly for its cool dystopian setting and proving that the male lead from those teenage vampire movies can actually act.

438 Name: Couch Potato : 2015-03-23 20:56 ID:W9n3RelG

Read the entire thread from top to bottom. Good job.

439 Name: Couch Potato : 2015-05-20 14:55 ID:Heaven

>reads tread
> all posts sound the like same cancer
> are the same cancer

440 Name: Couch Potato : 2015-05-24 01:14 ID:Heaven

>>439
I think you're the one who's the cancer here, buddy.