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Movies you started watching but just couldn't get through (45)


1 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-08-14 19:33 ID:l/E7xtFD

name of movie: TenTen
country: Japan
why you couldn't finish it: It was 30 mins of watching 2 dudes walk down the street. I couldn't handle anymore. What the fuck :{

2 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-08-15 00:55 ID:gYeBCc9s

Superbad
America
Are kids really like this? I'm only 22 so I can't be so out of touch that I find this so utterly vulgar.

3 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-08-21 07:43 ID:5UhVTmVm

I always sit a movie out, no matter how bad. Stuff like >>2 might be too much for me though.

4 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-08-26 19:50 ID:Rsf0IVvY

Movie: American Gangster
Country: America
Reason: I fucking fell asleep. It didn't keep my interested at all.

5 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-08-27 20:44 ID:l/E7xtFD

A Frozen Flower
Korea
It's like watching boring soft core porn in ancient korea. It got old fast.

6 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-12-28 06:18 ID:64uOSyl5

Hostel

... oh man, I got halfway through it just because I wanted to see a movie that was being called 'scary'. It just made me sick, nearly tossed on my carpet and made me never want to go to Europe..

7 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-01-01 16:17 ID:/Uu5SCwN

GI Joe
America
Cliches galore, bad acting, horrible lines and weak story

8 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-01-05 09:40 ID:0SAgUxxv

>>1

> It was 30 mins of watching 2 dudes walk down the street.
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9 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-04-21 12:56 ID:Nx7/W4Vz

blue velvet.

Honestly it was just so fucking boring.

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10 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-04-24 09:21 ID:qfcHBs3n

>>6
Please come here. We can use some fresh meat :3

11 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-04-26 13:22 ID:0pRAwEqh

>>1
I thought Adrift in Tokyo was a really good movie.
You probably don't like slow paced movies.

12 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-05-03 14:16 ID:dWivjAqr

I never finished watching The Deer Hunter, I stopped watching it when they started their hunt after the wedding. It was just taking too long to develop the plot and I got bored.

13 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-05-14 16:14 ID:/d8X9Jgn

name of movie: Pink Panther
country: Canada
why you couldn't finish it: It was... some of the worst jokes I'd ever seen. Not like distasteful, but just not funny. Marten just was not funny at all. It was too embarrasing to watch. Once they did that joke about the globe falling down the stairs, I just stut it off.

14 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-05-26 17:51 ID:05glK2FH

Eraserhead.

15 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-06-14 08:12 ID:T2/vxM16

>>9
Fuck you!!

16 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-07-16 14:02 ID:xloqqQZ3

name of movie: Machine Girl
country: Japan
why you couldn't finish it: My sister walked in and went ape shit. Started calling me a weeboo and said that I'm pathetic and that I'm an anti-social psychopath. Then she told my mom! Mom yelled at me and told me to stop watching violent stuff and made me delete it. She told my dad and he decided to tell me about a crazy Asian chick he dated in the past. :(

17 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-07-17 15:42 ID:EHrfmITv

A film called The Graveyard (2006) totally sucked it look like a zombie film, but around ghost or some thing shit like that turn it off after 20 mins.

http://www.imdb.com/find?s=tt&q=graveyard

18 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-07-25 10:16 ID:15K/4QJX

>>2
I'm 18 and I share your sentiment. Movies like Superbad, The Hangover, American Pie, Scary Movie and all those other "teen" comedies disgust me for the same reason.

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19 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-07-25 10:21 ID:vYbRz/WU

Avatar, Twilight, anything that is popular among the social masses.

20 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-08-01 01:53 ID:fbeHGzwO

>>18

You must have been a loser in highschool. When I was in highschool all I cared about was getting stoned with my friends and banging chicks, and I can think of 5000000000000000000000 other people who were the same.

21 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-08-02 01:51 ID:SqpnVV/m

>>20

THC and syphilis must have since destroyed your already fragile mind because that's exponentially more people than have ever been alive on this little planet.

22 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-08-02 16:54 ID:iNyfcJSa

>>16

Have you considered tying up your sister and stuffing her in a closet? She'd be naked of course. And then 4chan the pics if she doesn't become your slave?

23 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-09-14 03:23 ID:nY8+pIqd

Hardware

It was supposed to be some sleeper classic cyberpunk movie. The first ten minutes was awesome. Think "Fallout: the Movie". Buildings cobbled together from refuse, arid wastelands scoured by scavengers, and retro future tech. Twice I've lost interest when the scenes start taking place in some swanky penthouse, that, from what I've been told, is the set for the majority of the movie. Darn.

24 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-10-09 05:34 ID:ZcsSwy5D

Neoplian Dynamite

Reason: By brain decided that it couldn't deal with any more lame jokes and deadpan humor... I fell asleep 30 min in

25 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-05-27 03:59 ID:dJSGzeeW

>>23
Bah, I was hoping to watch that one. Mind you, post-apocalyptic visuals have little to do with cyberpunk

26 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-06-01 11:12 ID:uqsU6Hut

Funky Forest is fucking stupid. Its only redeeming value are the special effects. But even that isn't enough to save it from being a shitty movie.

27 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-06-15 11:26 ID:L5ESsTmK

Nosferatu. (The old silent film one.)
Found it just plain too boring.

28 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-06-23 16:11 ID:0oNKFf2N

Dr. Strangelove

Don't get me wrong I love Kubrick and a little subtle comedy here and there

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29 Name: Nona : 2011-07-12 05:51 ID:UkRg1J8K

Brokeback Mountain
It is sooooo friggin boring

30 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-07-22 22:56 ID:6W2g2fFq

>>26

Funky Forest was amusing, if you don't watch it as a movie, but for the shear oddity of the scenes. Theres ultimately no flow to the movie, and no real story to it either. I think it would be better if you just watch the scenes.

31 Name: afd : 2012-11-18 21:47 ID:8Gp/ZAFK

the expendables

32 Name: Couch Potato : 2012-12-23 23:57 ID:e3dOJpL7

Hellboy. It was just just too silly for me and I don't understand why all the critics liked it. Maybe it picks up in the third act, but from my experience it reminds me of the later Green Lantern movie (which was rightfully panned).

33 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-05-17 08:53 ID:97VnD0HV

Any Lord of the Rings film.

I just keep falling asleep.

34 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-01-03 16:16 ID:S6dyyBb0

The Godfather

I used to be ashamed of this fact, but I know I'm not alone in this.

35 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-03-02 14:47 ID:xo8PcC+g

Zoolander.

I watched this for 50 minutes and in those 50 minutes I didn't laugh at all. Why do people say this movie is funny?

36 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-03-20 16:19 ID:4UaSB1sy

Single man.
This movie was completely shit.

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38 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-05-29 23:46 ID:SZIYYewJ

The Matrix. Everyone was so hyped back then. Then I watched it and it was so... shallow and predictable, it had a lame story and a lame storytelling. It was made for shallow cgi lovers.

39 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-05-30 03:27 ID:08sQmhPq

berserk episode 12

http://185.27.238.73/dl/6f97f3f88aea9f43cce4c0684734a1b4/53882310/berserk-12.mp4

40 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-03-14 22:59 ID:MTAQA6tN

2001
I guess seeing so many parodies and references of the opening scene killed my first viewing, because I've fallen asleep watching it so many times

41 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-04-13 07:24 ID:qMovQFyu

St. Vincent. Didn't last 5 minutes.

42 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-04-28 00:39 ID:KIxqqf4e

Alone in the Dark. Got 20 minutes in and that was an effort

43 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-05-31 04:29 ID:EsNfHQ+E

>>40
I've watched it all the way thru a couple of times and I still don't like it.

44 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-12 03:17 ID:qMovQFyu

BrĂ¼no.

45 Name: like : 2017-01-13 10:06 ID:7ZXMlkby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOifI41rKg