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243 Name: Anon. : 2015-11-01 15:58 ID:X9irYl99

A few - rhetorical - questions and comments about CP:

  1. dying REALLY changes a person's hair. Alive, Thomas Sharpe has longish, curly, stringy hair. Dead, TS has short, smooth perfectly blown-out newsreader hair. Does passing through realms always involve a trip to the hairdressers?
  2. Lucille can't see/hear the other ghosts in the house, but can see her brother as a ghost. Where's the consistency?
  3. I'm going to stop using the phrase 'it's like getting a kiss from your sister' and start using the phrase 'it's like getting a hand job from your sister.'
  4. I hate porridge. It's terrible, and I didn't think anything could make it worse than it is...but being fed poisoned porridge while listening to stories about an abusive father managed to do it.
  5. Did JC blink ONCE in this film?