Yikes. I'm going to need a second cup of coffee.
First - I put my hand up. I caused this, so I apologize. I still have on my twitter app a column dedicated to tweets that feature the words Hiddleston and Olsen. My first mistake was checking it in the middle of a boring social event. My second - and biggest mistake - was posting the tweet here.
I had forgotten about lurkers and their inability to interact nicely on social media.
I'll remember our lurkers and their neuroses in the future.