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536 Name: Anon : 2015-12-06 19:14 ID:tB216AlG

>>531 Abel and Cole's home made mince pies are more expensive per pound than gold, but when dusted with icing sugar and served in a low lit room (!!!!!) nobody would know the difference, not even TH. I do actually make my own sloe gin (no joke) - one glass of that and he would have no chance.

The irony is that when my dear mama rang, I was shredding kale in the manner of a vrai domestic goddess - an activity I had to pause in order to answer the s*dding phone.