>>774 They could organize a piss up - but after the fact the spin would start:
'Yes, we were at a brewery, but it wasn't a piss up. People are allowed to be in a brewery without there being a piss up!'
'There was no piss up, only non alcoholic lager was served. It just looked like a piss up.'
'This piss up is nothing to write home about.'
'These aren't the droids you're looking for - wait, that's the wrong fandom.
And finally...'I'm not about the piss or the up or the brewery. I am about the work.'