>>823 Nooooo! Keep those special memories for the family photo album! If he let's you in and you have your filthy way with him - think 9 1/2 Weeks fridge scene but with mince pies and sloe gin and brussels sprouts! - then post a secret message in NATO alphabet. Maybe: Delta India Delta Hotel India Mike. (wink wink)
But watch out for the kitchen door. Apparently, it's had a rough time of it and might not be too secure or stable.